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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)   "The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was 'swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion'"   (turnto23.com) divider line 100
    More: Scary, helicopter motion, Shawn Harvell, indecency, fire hydrants  
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2013-12-05 11:44:39 PM
No need for a Scary tag... just point and laugh ladies.  It works better than a cold shower.
 
2013-12-05 11:47:23 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-06 12:07:02 AM
Fool.  If he can do a rotary helicopter motion he should sell tickets and put on a show.
 
2013-12-06 12:15:46 AM
www.allensservices.net
 
2013-12-06 12:22:58 AM
i22.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-12-06 12:41:37 AM
Did he have a cardboard cutout of Miley Cyrus's head with a hole cut into the mouth?
 
2013-12-06 12:42:01 AM
I thought it was more like a record, baby.

/Right round round round
 
2013-12-06 12:46:34 AM
i1282.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-06 12:53:44 AM
"Harvell was also ticketed for parking his car too close to a fire hydrant."

Maybe he was just trying to get the kinks out of his hose
 
2013-12-06 01:08:06 AM
i.imgur.com

Dickcopter
 
2013-12-06 01:18:05 AM
There should be a video of this, posted to the internet, that we can send our unwary friends to.
 
2013-12-06 01:37:16 AM
Or as I like to call it, the Petey Pablo Maneuver.
 
2013-12-06 02:55:26 AM
Maybe he was just trying to dial his rotary cell phone.
 
2013-12-06 03:48:06 AM
Wasn't this a dancing fad called dickslanging?

Pretty sure I saw it on Tosh.0
 
2013-12-06 04:36:45 AM
Did she watch him do it 46 times?  Because, if so, she is now officially a lesbian.
 
2013-12-06 04:47:50 AM
Maybe he was trying the male equivelent of "twerking"

NTTAWWT
 
2013-12-06 05:17:39 AM
Having a PA makes your helicopter much more impressive .
 
2013-12-06 05:18:22 AM
To impress a chick, helicopter dick.


/yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah.  Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah!
 
2013-12-06 05:20:40 AM
He was just trying to impress her.

/And all of that was OK
//Cause it was in a threeway
 
2013-12-06 05:22:41 AM
Ralph Macchio?
 
2013-12-06 05:24:26 AM
Helicopter Dick
Sounds like a good band name.
 
2013-12-06 05:24:49 AM
Was he chewing gum at the same time?
 
2013-12-06 05:27:24 AM
www.gifmesmile.com
 
2013-12-06 05:29:20 AM

Farker Soze: To impress a chick, helicopter dick.


/yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah.  Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah!


i104.photobucket.com

And everything was ok...
 
2013-12-06 05:31:59 AM
static4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-06 05:39:31 AM
One woman, 29, told the officer that Harvell approached her on the sidewalk from behind and grabbed her by the arm.
The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was "swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion," the police report said.
He also said he had a gun and that the woman was going to come with him, according to the police report.


One hand for the grab, one hand to swing...and he plans to hold the gun with what?

// multitalented to be able to walk and do all that simultaneously
 
2013-12-06 05:41:25 AM
/looks 2 FP articles back....


A rare Meatspin trifecta in play.
 
2013-12-06 05:42:45 AM
i118.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-06 05:43:29 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-06 05:44:17 AM
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2013-12-06 05:44:59 AM

Mentat: [i1282.photobucket.com image 200x150]


welcome to my favourites list, friend.
 
2013-12-06 05:53:04 AM
What an idiot.
Why the hell would you do that..

without making ft-t-t-t-t-t-t sounds?!

There was no mention of that.
 
2013-12-06 05:53:47 AM
"The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion."

Yes, it's one of the great things about having one.
 
2013-12-06 05:56:43 AM
Consequences of not having flying cars yet.
 
2013-12-06 05:57:32 AM

pnkgtr: "The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion."

Yes, it's one of the great things about having one.


I remember a thread from years ago about having a dick for a day and what women would do if they had one. This was maybe 5 years ago?
I always thought it would be fun to have one for awhile but a nuisance to walk around with one full time.
 
2013-12-06 05:58:51 AM
i would have to be hard to do that. i mean...that would be hard to do...or something.
 
2013-12-06 05:59:57 AM
People pay good money to see 'Puppetry of the Penis.'
 
2013-12-06 06:12:06 AM
Wankel Rotary Penis!
 
2013-12-06 06:13:47 AM
Let him or her who has *NOT* done public nudity for a photo at a Fark party cast the first stone .
 
2013-12-06 06:16:58 AM

Bucky Katt: Fool.  If he can do a rotary helicopter motion he should sell tickets and put on a show.


Oh. Like Simon Morley.
 
2013-12-06 06:17:18 AM

Resident Muslim: without making ft-t-t-t-t-t-t sounds?!


Or the 'woo woo' sound... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2YA_ic_-y8
 
2013-12-06 06:17:20 AM

JoieD'Zen: pnkgtr: "The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion."

Yes, it's one of the great things about having one.

I remember a thread from years ago about having a dick for a day and what women would do if they had one. This was maybe 5 years ago?
I always thought it would be fun to have one for awhile but a nuisance to walk around with one full time.


Yes, it's not very aerodynamic. I speak from experience.
 
2013-12-06 06:20:34 AM
I'd be impressed if he had cyclic control.
 
2013-12-06 06:21:13 AM

Guuberre: [i118.photobucket.com image 204x321]


I should not be surprised such things are out there, and yet... Hypnotic and mildly disturbing for some reason.

I'm kinda hoping you did a quick search for those gifs and didn't have them at hand already.
 
2013-12-06 06:21:26 AM

Guuberre: [bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 300x218]


Hey, what .gifs with you?
 
2013-12-06 06:24:06 AM
Eh, dude rabbited when the cops were flagged down, so he was up to  something, but this story seems unlikely at best and is based entirely on what the woman babbled at the officer to make sure the guy got locked up.

Probably more to this story and it probably bears little resemblance to TFA, which is just a simple re-print of the woman's claim without any investigation whatsoever.
 
2013-12-06 06:26:21 AM

OregonVet: Resident Muslim: without making ft-t-t-t-t-t-t sounds?!

Or the 'woo woo' sound... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2YA_ic_-y8


You just got Lynard Skynard stuck in my head.
 
2013-12-06 06:29:13 AM
Maybe he thought he was Dexter St. Jock.
 
2013-12-06 06:34:47 AM
Unless he was laying on the ground, wouldn't it be more accurate to say "rotary propeller motion"?
 
2013-12-06 06:39:17 AM
img.fark.net
this thread is glorious.  its too late/early for this shiat.
 
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