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(Mirror.co.uk)   In an effort to curb drunk driving, pub offers customers a place to camp out until they sober up. Whoa, that's IN TENTS   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 40
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2013-12-05 07:59:14 PM  
Hehe.

Nice. Nice.
 
2013-12-05 08:02:34 PM  
That headline is firing squad worthy.
 
2013-12-05 08:02:56 PM  
I don't think I'd feel very safe passing out in a strange tent outside a bar full of drunk people.
 
2013-12-05 08:04:24 PM  
What happened to the porpoises?
 
2013-12-05 08:06:04 PM  
Nice place for a drunken shag.
 
2013-12-05 08:07:27 PM  
"A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're two tents!'"
 
2013-12-05 08:08:43 PM  
i39.tinypic.com

Hope they have heaters. Or really thick sleeping bags.
 
2013-12-05 08:10:48 PM  
You know some people are going to wake up in a tent having no idea how they got there.
"Why am I on a camping trip covered in vomit? Do I hear cars? Is that Della Reese beside me?"
 
2013-12-05 08:12:24 PM  

GanjSmokr: I don't think I'd feel very safe passing out in a strange tent outside a bar full of drunk people.


Good way to get run over by an alkie if you ask me.

You can always call a cab, or if you aren't a complete alcoholic, you'll have at least one person who will stay sober to drive you home.
 
2013-12-05 08:13:15 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
A repo man is always intense.  C'mon, let's go get a drink.
 
2013-12-05 08:13:21 PM  

zitotalking.files.wordpress.com "Done cleaning the tents boss."

 
2013-12-05 08:15:40 PM  
alcohol and frosty evenings outdoors are not a winning combination.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-05 08:19:29 PM  

GanjSmokr: I don't think I'd feel very safe passing out in a strange tent outside a bar full of drunk people.


Gordon Bennett: Nice place for a drunken shag.


Both of this.
mmorpgmedias.com
 
2013-12-05 08:22:50 PM  
Puns are not funny when you have to capitalize the punny bit so we know what you're talking about.
 
2013-12-05 08:31:11 PM  
 
2013-12-05 08:37:42 PM  
Toss in a free hooker and I'm there
 
2013-12-05 08:38:21 PM  

ThePastafarian: "A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're two tents!'"



Damn you. Came here to regale Farkers with that tale.
 
2013-12-05 08:39:00 PM  
But anti drink-driving charities have warned that people could still be unsafe to drive the following morning.

Jesus. Some people just need to learn when to STFU...
 
2013-12-05 08:41:26 PM  

Mr.Hawk: But anti drink-driving charities have warned that people could still be unsafe to drive the following morning.


Jesus. Some people just need to learn when to STFU...

FTFM
 
2013-12-05 08:46:08 PM  

Mr.Hawk: Mr.Hawk: But anti drink-driving charities have warned that people could still be unsafe to drive the following morning.

Jesus. Some people just need to learn when to STFU...

FTFM


Why would you drive in the morning?  The bar's right there.  Just continue drinking.  Sleep there again the next night.
 
2013-12-05 08:48:31 PM  
Eh, it's like eating out. If you don't have money to tip, stay home and eat.
If you don't have enough money for a cab, stay home and drink.

Thankfully all my drunken antics were in the city, where I was either close to home, or had buses/trains that ran 24 hours.
 
2013-12-05 08:54:13 PM  
fusillade762:
Hope they have heaters. Or really thick sleeping bags.

The grass in that photo looks remarkably green for December.
 
2013-12-05 09:01:02 PM  

gfid: Mr.Hawk: Mr.Hawk: But anti drink-driving charities have warned that people could still be unsafe to drive the following morning.

Jesus. Some people just need to learn when to STFU...

FTFM

Why would you drive in the morning?  The bar's right there.  Just continue drinking.  Sleep there again the next night.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-05 09:03:06 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Eh, it's like eating out. If you don't have money to tip, stay home and eat.
If you don't have enough money for a cab, stay home and drink.

Thankfully all my drunken antics were in the city, where I was either close to home, or had buses/trains that ran 24 hours.


I stick to a strict drink and stagger policy, If I can't walk home I'm not drinking, much

Luckily for me I have something like 50 bars within walking distance,

//It's good to live in a tourist hellhole
 
2013-12-05 09:15:15 PM  

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 640x360]
A repo man is always intense.  C'mon, let's go get a drink.


Thank you!
 
2013-12-05 09:18:03 PM  
The Drum and Monkey, near Upton-upon-Severn in Worcestershire

You can't even get a joke in there. It's the most British phrase that has ever been written.
 
2013-12-05 09:20:49 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: The Drum and Monkey, near Upton-upon-Severn in Worcestershire

You can't even get a joke in there. It's the most British phrase that has ever been written.


It's like something out of Monty Python's election night special isn't it?

/Arthur fintinlimbim ole biscuit barrel
 
2013-12-05 09:23:22 PM  

Can't believe nobody has posted this yet:



i303.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-05 09:24:55 PM  

Kanemano: kling_klang_bed: Eh, it's like eating out. If you don't have money to tip, stay home and eat.
If you don't have enough money for a cab, stay home and drink.

Thankfully all my drunken antics were in the city, where I was either close to home, or had buses/trains that ran 24 hours.

I stick to a strict drink and stagger policy, If I can't walk home I'm not drinking, much

Luckily for me I have something like 50 bars within walking distance,

//It's good to live in a tourist hellhole


LOL, same here, and looking back I have to wonder how I still managed to find my way home when I couldn't find the end of my nose alot of nights.
 
2013-12-05 09:27:56 PM  

gfid: Mr.Hawk: Mr.Hawk: But anti drink-driving charities have warned that people could still be unsafe to drive the following morning.

Jesus. Some people just need to learn when to STFU...

FTFM

Why would you drive in the morning?  The bar's right there.  Just continue drinking.  Sleep there again the next night.


It'll just be a matter of time before the local officials decide the pub is operating an illegal campground or shelter without a permit, and/or state that it's a nuisance that promotes vagrancy and heinous activities. Or both. Nobody is allowed to sleep it off anymore. Jail is the only answer.
 
2013-12-05 09:29:39 PM  

Mister Pleco: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 640x360]
A repo man is always intense.  C'mon, let's go get a drink.

Thank you!


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-05 09:29:56 PM  
Step 1) Open the flap of an occupied tent

Step 2) Puke

Step 3) Close flap and knock down supports

Step 4) Walk away head tilted like Di Caprio
 
2013-12-05 10:06:22 PM  

Mr.Hawk: Mr.Hawk: But anti drink-driving charities have warned that people could still be unsafe to drive the following morning.

Jesus. Some people just need to learn when to STFU...

FTFM


I agree. All people from MADD need to be shot. If they really think society's biggest threat is drunk driving and deserves all the lobbying, money, and effort put into jailing people and ruining their lives for a corrupt and imperfect ideal of impairment, they are the danger due to mental instability.
 
2013-12-05 10:08:25 PM  

FloydA: Mister Pleco: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 640x360]
A repo man is always intense.  C'mon, let's go get a drink.

Thank you!

[i105.photobucket.com image 500x333]


It IS better out of a can.  I just gave away my 401k to the Moonies.  I feel so blessed.
 
2013-12-05 10:27:42 PM  

Ohlookabutterfly: I agree. All people from MADD need to be shot. If they really think society's biggest threat is drunk driving and deserves all the lobbying, money, and effort put into jailing people and ruining their lives for a corrupt and imperfect ideal of impairment, they are the danger due to mental instability.


It is much older than MADD

The tendency for white christian mothers to want fun outlawed (after they have had their fill) goes back to Victorian times.
 
2013-12-05 11:00:53 PM  
Theyll soon be known as the rape tents.

The owners will get sued into oblivion.
 
2013-12-05 11:39:31 PM  

scotchcrotch: Theyll soon be known as the rape tents.

The owners will get sued into oblivion.


Yeah, rape tents are a thing now I guess, but they multitask as puke and piss tents as well. Gotta love the Brits.
 
2013-12-06 12:48:34 AM  
this sounds just like a boy scout orgy...
 
2013-12-06 01:31:21 AM  

blustacon: scotchcrotch: Theyll soon be known as the rape tents.

The owners will get sued into oblivion.

Yeah, rape tents are a thing now I guess, but they multitask as puke and piss tents as well. Gotta love the Brits.


Britons actually aren't indicting-hungry idiot rapists, but don't let that come in the way of your derp.
 
2013-12-06 02:15:13 AM  
When we have self driving cars, life will be so much easier.  I can't wait to text and drink while I'm being driven.
 
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