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(NBC 40 New Jersey)   House explodes, humans critically injured, cats feared dead. One month later, humans recovering - as are both cats - who are receiving 24/7 vet care for free as long as needed. Welcome to a very dusty Caturday (tissues not included)   (nbc40.net) divider line 955
    More: Caturday, Cape May County, veterinary medicines  
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2013-12-09 06:56:48 AM  

tigerose: Good Meowning! It's Moansday...ugh...I put the flannel sheets on thee bed yesterday. So, guess who crawled under to join me? Had a 4a.m. Call of nature, went to roll over and there Eli was, stretched out along my back! :) no wonder I was so toasty warm!

Need to get ready for work. I am going to lunch with an old friend today. Yay!


Have fun!
 
2013-12-09 06:57:43 AM  
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2013-12-09 07:35:32 AM  
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2013-12-09 07:36:24 AM  
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2013-12-09 07:36:32 AM  
Arrrrrggg, the snow has finally arrived here overnight, not a lot, but I'm glad I don't have to go anywhere this morning.  Doubly so with a nasty sore throat.... gonna make some honey & lemon tea and go back to bed.
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2013-12-09 07:37:33 AM  
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2013-12-09 07:38:09 AM  

sno man: Arrrrrggg, the snow has finally arrived here overnight, not a lot, but I'm glad I don't have to go anywhere this morning.  Doubly so with a nasty sore throat.... gonna make some honey & lemon tea and go back to bed.
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Hope you feel better soon!
 
2013-12-09 07:39:12 AM  
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2013-12-09 07:39:52 AM  
Please share with any SoCal friends and rescue groups.

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2013-12-09 07:40:25 AM  
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2013-12-09 08:03:29 AM  
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2013-12-09 08:05:52 AM  
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2013-12-09 08:12:36 AM  
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But really, don't let your cat eat tinsel.
 
2013-12-09 08:14:47 AM  
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2013-12-09 08:16:27 AM  
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2013-12-09 08:18:07 AM  

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"it's like sex going backwards"
 
2013-12-09 08:19:28 AM  

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DOWN PURRISCOPE!!
 
2013-12-09 08:19:40 AM  
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Good morning, everybuddy! I finally got some actual, restful sleep last night. YAY! Also, I know it will get me no sympathy from those of you in those "other" states, but it's COLD here. It actually got below freezing three nights in a row! Good thing we have the avocado tree and lime tree covered! How would I make guacamole on the cheap if those were damaged? I'd have to go to the store or raid a neighbor's trees. The horror..... the horror........ (heh. California Urban Valley Dweller Problems, right up there with "I couldn't find a good parking spot and there was NO VALET! What is this? BAKERSFIELD???" *poutrage!*)

Oh, and

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2013-12-09 08:19:45 AM  
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2013-12-09 08:24:38 AM  
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2013-12-09 08:26:27 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: What is this? BAKERSFIELD???" *poutrage!*)


That's where I was born! Originally a California girl.... :D
 
2013-12-09 08:28:32 AM  
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2013-12-09 08:29:36 AM  
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2013-12-09 08:30:57 AM  

lilyspad: Real Women Drink Akvavit: What is this? BAKERSFIELD???" *poutrage!*)

That's where I was born! Originally a California girl.... :D


You ever get sick of the rest of us making fun of Bakersfield, or do you remember how to sniff and say "still better than Fresno"? Because I've seen someone do that before, and it was HILARIOUS. (if you're a native, I suppose, everyone else just thinks we're nuts)

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2013-12-09 08:31:57 AM  
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2013-12-09 08:34:19 AM  
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Seein' Santa even makes ferrets happy! Lookit that widdle smile of contentment!
 
2013-12-09 08:34:23 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: lilyspad: Real Women Drink Akvavit: What is this? BAKERSFIELD???" *poutrage!*)

That's where I was born! Originally a California girl.... :D

You ever get sick of the rest of us making fun of Bakersfield, or do you remember how to sniff and say "still better than Fresno"? Because I've seen someone do that before, and it was HILARIOUS. (if you're a native, I suppose, everyone else just thinks we're nuts)

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No, it doesn't bother me at all. Didn't live there that long. Mom and me moved to San Diego and lived there for quite a while. I used to visit my Dad in the summers...by then he lived in Oildale. Never did like Fresno, though! :D
 
2013-12-09 08:36:52 AM  
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2013-12-09 08:52:46 AM  

lilyspad: Real Women Drink Akvavit: lilyspad: Real Women Drink Akvavit: What is this? BAKERSFIELD???" *poutrage!*)

That's where I was born! Originally a California girl.... :D

You ever get sick of the rest of us making fun of Bakersfield, or do you remember how to sniff and say "still better than Fresno"? Because I've seen someone do that before, and it was HILARIOUS. (if you're a native, I suppose, everyone else just thinks we're nuts)

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No, it doesn't bother me at all. Didn't live there that long. Mom and me moved to San Diego and lived there for quite a while. I used to visit my Dad in the summers...by then he lived in Oildale. Never did like Fresno, though! :D


I apparently offended some of the hicks in Fresno - don't know how, other than I was breathing, because I certainly didn't speak to them. I was just getting some water from a little place on the edge of town, right on the 5, before heading back up North. I was still moving from LA to SacTown and made the trip about twice a month. Anyway, these weird dudes were yelling at me in a language I did not understand (not Spanish, not a Scandinavian language, not German, Russian, Finnish, Klingon - all of those I would have recognized, if not fully understood) and one of them charged me. My friend just yelled "get in the car!!!" (like I'm NOT going to get in that car as fast as I can) and I did make it and off we went. Never did figure out what it was all about. That was years ago, and to this very day, I still flip the entire city of Fresno the bird when we go bailing through there. I refuse to get out of the car if we must stop. Nuh-uh. No way. They're crazy there. We should have known this all along because they also totally talk funny.

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/Bakersfield is creepy cuz of the oil wells
//you know how many bodies are probably in those things?
 
2013-12-09 08:53:35 AM  
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2013-12-09 08:56:09 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: /Bakersfield is creepy cuz of the oil wells
//you know how many bodies are probably in those things?


Yeah, those things are EVERYWHERE!!! I always thought it was cool how some of them were painted to look like grasshoppers, and stuff. And the water tasted funny, too. I remember that...
 
2013-12-09 09:02:37 AM  

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Good morning, everybuddy! I finally got some actual, restful sleep last night. YAY! Also, I know it will get me no sympathy from those of you in those "other" states, but it's COLD here. It actually got below freezing three nights in a row! Good thing we have the avocado tree and lime tree covered! How would I make guacamole on the cheap if those were damaged? I'd have to go to the store or raid a neighbor's trees. The horror..... the horror........ (heh. California Urban Valley Dweller Problems, right up there with "I couldn't find a good parking spot and there was NO VALET! What is this? BAKERSFIELD???" *poutrage!*)

Oh, and

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Glad to hear you're feeling better. I had been wondering what you were up to! Skeletonwitch and the con sound fun! We'll be back in Dallas by that time, though. Hope you get to go to both!

I better get to bed. We stayed up all night playing video games. zzzzzzz
 
2013-12-09 09:08:03 AM  
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2013-12-09 09:09:22 AM  

lilyspad: Real Women Drink Akvavit: /Bakersfield is creepy cuz of the oil wells
//you know how many bodies are probably in those things?

Yeah, those things are EVERYWHERE!!! I always thought it was cool how some of them were painted to look like grasshoppers, and stuff. And the water tasted funny, too. I remember that...


I think it was at least a year ago now, one of the Farkers from TX and I were poking each other with "state pride" or some crap. We were tearing each other's states up. I graciously offered to give them back to Mexico personally, but he said we needed their oil, and they were raising the price. I told him just because we don't talk about Bakersfield doesn't mean we don't know it's there.

I think the water tastes funny all over SoCal. We had Sparkles (or Sparkletts? something like that - it's been a while) delivered to the house in LA because the minute you turned on the tap you could smell the chlorine and the gods themselves didn't even know what else. No WAY were we drinking that stuff unless we had no other choice. We don't have that problem up here - at least not in any of the areas I've lived, thank goodness. In the SacTown area, we're river sippers, so as long as our rivers are flowing (and not trying to drown us), we're good.

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2013-12-09 09:15:18 AM  
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2013-12-09 09:17:56 AM  
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Could always be worse, right? See you later, guize! :D
 
2013-12-09 09:20:09 AM  
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2013-12-09 10:01:53 AM  
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*faints from teh kewt*
 
2013-12-09 10:11:39 AM  
Grumpy Cat seems to have a primate cousin! Meet the Tarsier.
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These are little primates (very endangered) that live on islands throughout Southeast Asia, where all kinds of cool things seem to dwell. They're nocturnal and hunt bugs by jumping on them, so the tarsiers are apparently a lot more fast and wiley than they look.

Don't be grumpy, little tarsiers! We loves you!
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2013-12-09 11:28:46 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Don't be grumpy, little tarsiers! We loves you!


Saw those eyes and thought of what a Mogwai looks like
 
2013-12-09 11:29:43 AM  

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Here's what came to mind when I saw the pic.  Credit to you for my captioning of yur captioning...

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Real Women Drink Akvavit: tigerose: Eli isback insi. Let him out for his post dinner poo...then the firworks started...an hous later Eli came out of hiding to come in..he hasvery, very cold tootsies!

Fireworks? Whyfor they blowing up the sky? Is it a very bizarre Pearl Harbor thing? I would not imagine exploding things in the sky would be appropriate for that, all things considered.

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Actually, fireworks are appropriate as long as you get the fancy kind that make a flag-waving spaghettiO appear overhead.

As for how to stop Xmas from coming?  One glare at Santa from those steely gray cat eyes ought to do it!
 
2013-12-09 11:51:43 AM  

sherpa18: Real Women Drink Akvavit: D'AWWWW!

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It's a metalli - cat?

Metalli - cat is:

James Catfield - rhythm guitar and covers
Paws Ulrich - drums, bongs, doobies, numbers, etc
Kirk Hamster - lead guitar and wheels
Robert Chihuahuo - (upside down exclamation)Yo quiero Taco Hell(right side up exclamation)
 
2013-12-09 12:01:13 PM  
Real Women Drink Akvavit:

Damn straight! I had an elderly auntie who went sky diving for her 90th birthday (tandem jump). She always wanted to do it, but she grew up in an era where ladies simply did not do such things. When she got older - PAR-TAY!!! She made up for what she felt was lost time, with the full support of her entire family. She also once told me that she'd personally kick my ass if I ever quit doing things I did just for the sheer joy of them just because others did not approve - and I totally believed her. I miss her so much. She was an awesome lady.


Sounds like your aunt was one hell of a lady.  I think she had the right idea - don't let age or inhibition keep you from expressing the best parts of yourself!

Also - how did I NOT caption this one earlier?

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