Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(NBC 40 New Jersey)   House explodes, humans critically injured, cats feared dead. One month later, humans recovering - as are both cats - who are receiving 24/7 vet care for free as long as needed. Welcome to a very dusty Caturday (tissues not included)   (nbc40.net) divider line 955
    More: Caturday, Cape May County, veterinary medicines  
•       •       •

3456 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Dec 2013 at 8:00 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



955 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-12-08 08:39:38 PM  

sherpa18: So I wandered off to brave the grocery store earlier (I needed litter and cat food for the lord and master) and while I usually try to avoid Sunday afternoons, it was absolutely insane with everyone stocking up before it snows (which it is now, but it's supposed to be all rain tomorrow).

Anyway, I get to my car and some woman shoves her cart in my direction, and jumps in her van and starts to pull out - I'm waving her down and she gives me the finger and screams fu(k you! I just wanted to tell her that she forgot a bag on the bottom of her cart. Which I then appropriated. And contained this:[i415.photobucket.com image 640x614]/ final score: nasty biatch 0, sherpa 1


Woo hoo! Karma quickly.

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-12-08 08:40:48 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-08 08:51:22 PM  

Salem Witch: sherpa18: final score: nasty biatch 0, sherpa 1   Karma. Tasty, yummy, delicious Karma.


Hey, what goes around comes around.
 

/ tips hat to the nasty biatch for the free cheesecake

i415.photobucket.com

 
2013-12-08 08:52:06 PM  
sherpa18:
Anyway, I get to my car and some woman shoves her cart in my direction, and jumps in her van and starts to pull out - I'm waving her down and she gives me the finger and screams fu(k you! I just wanted to tell her that she forgot a bag on the bottom of her cart. Which I then appropriated. And contained this:

And to think that people doubt the existence of a higher, compassionate power in the universe.
Maybe next time there'll be a winning lottery ticket in it for you!

LMAO!
 
2013-12-08 08:55:12 PM  

sherpa18: Salem Witch: sherpa18: final score: nasty biatch 0, sherpa 1   Karma. Tasty, yummy, delicious Karma.

Hey, what goes around comes around.

/ tips hat to the nasty biatch for the free cheesecake[i415.photobucket.com image 333x400]



You know, if there wasn't Karma it would have been dog food or tampons in the bag! :D
 
2013-12-08 08:59:09 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-08 09:01:21 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-08 09:03:24 PM  

sherpa18: So I wandered off to brave the grocery store earlier (I needed litter and cat food for the lord and master) and while I usually try to avoid Sunday afternoons, it was absolutely insane with everyone stocking up before it snows (which it is now, but it's supposed to be all rain tomorrow).

Anyway, I get to my car and some woman shoves her cart in my direction, and jumps in her van and starts to pull out - I'm waving her down and she gives me the finger and screams fu(k you! I just wanted to tell her that she forgot a bag on the bottom of her cart. Which I then appropriated. And contained this:[i415.photobucket.com image 640x614]/ final score: nasty biatch 0, sherpa 1


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-12-08 09:04:38 PM  

sherpa18: So I wandered off to brave the grocery store earlier (I needed litter and cat food for the lord and master) and while I usually try to avoid Sunday afternoons, it was absolutely insane with everyone stocking up before it snows (which it is now, but it's supposed to be all rain tomorrow).

Anyway, I get to my car and some woman shoves her cart in my direction, and jumps in her van and starts to pull out - I'm waving her down and she gives me the finger and screams fu(k you! I just wanted to tell her that she forgot a bag on the bottom of her cart. Which I then appropriated. And contained this:[i415.photobucket.com image 640x614]/ final score: nasty biatch 0, sherpa 1


I bet when she got home she was like "Where's my f*#%&(^g cheesecake!
 
2013-12-08 09:06:30 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-08 09:07:20 PM  

akimbotoo: sherpa18: Salem Witch: sherpa18: final score: nasty biatch 0, sherpa 1   Karma. Tasty, yummy, delicious Karma.
Hey, what goes around comes around.
/ tips hat to the nasty biatch for the free cheesecake[i415.photobucket.com image 333x400]
You know, if there wasn't Karma it would have been dog food or tampons in the bag! :D


*giggle, snort* yep, that is about what I would have expected, but it seems that Ceiling cat was smiling on me... :o)

i415.photobucket.com

 
2013-12-08 09:10:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-08 09:10:47 PM  
Ok, why will it not post my pics from Photobucket. I copy/paste the link and put in the image icon screen (like always) but its not working!
 
2013-12-08 09:11:39 PM  
sherpa reporting Cheesecake Score makes pg 13 Lucky all by itself!!!  type at ft thereof
As part of laying waste to iglou in-bx with Editorial Machete, this pic & accompanying comments were found.
i.imgur.com
From FaceBook page of nephew-in-law Andre Lalonde in Ottawa OCanada.  Mocha, you're not a TSA! was caption.
Mocha owns Andre & our niece Ellen Whisler, who wed on Mother's Day couple yrs ago.  FB comments:
Camden Weck: Don't listen to them Mocha! You can be the TSA if you just BELIEVE!
Helene Beauchamp: Seriously Andre I think you have enough material for a childen's book. I love Mocha stories.
Eve Bloom: They won't let him through because he hasn't got any shoes to take off. If you don't take your shoes off, you can't go through security.
Nicolas Roome:  Yay Mocha pics are back!
This took place ~Oct 9 this yr.  Plumbicon goes to FB, I don't, am told by numerous that I need to
 
2013-12-08 09:13:05 PM  
akimbotoo:
You know, if there wasn't Karma it would have been dog food or tampons in the bag! :D

Given the unnecessary foul attitude, I would expect tampons in the collection.
 
2013-12-08 09:15:58 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: sherpa18:Anyway, I get to my car and some woman shoves her cart in my direction, and jumps in her van and starts to pull out - I'm waving her down and she gives me the finger and screams fu(k you! I just wanted to tell her that she forgot a bag on the bottom of her cart. Which I then appropriated. And contained this:

And to think that people doubt the existence of a higher, compassionate power in the universe. Maybe next time there'll be a winning lottery ticket in it for you!


Maybe in my dreams. In reality, my attitude is sorta ...

i415.photobucket.com


/ i'm just happy i got a free cheesecake, i'm a simple sherpa
 
2013-12-08 09:17:10 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: akimbotoo:
You know, if there wasn't Karma it would have been dog food or tampons in the bag! :D

Given the unnecessary foul attitude, I would expect tampons in the collection.


lulz
 
2013-12-08 09:22:16 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-08 09:23:37 PM  

The Ice Queen: sherpa18: Anyway, I get to my car and some woman shoves her cart in my direction, and jumps in her van and starts to pull out - I'm waving her down and she gives me the finger and screams fu(k you! I just wanted to tell her that she forgot a bag on the bottom of her cart. Which I then appropriated. And contained this:[i415.photobucket.com image 640x614]/ final score: nasty biatch 0, sherpa 1

I bet when she got home she was like "Where's my f*#%&(^g cheesecake!



Yeah, I could see that annoying her...

i415.photobucket.com

 
2013-12-08 09:24:21 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: akimbotoo:
You know, if there wasn't Karma it would have been dog food or tampons in the bag! :D

Given the unnecessary foul attitude, I would expect tampons in the collection.


Ooooooooh! QJ! Not all women get "pissy" during that time!! (maybe you are thinking of your ex). :D
 
2013-12-08 09:25:47 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-08 09:26:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-08 09:28:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-08 09:30:55 PM  

lilyspad: quantum_jellyroll: akimbotoo:
You know, if there wasn't Karma it would have been dog food or tampons in the bag! :D

Given the unnecessary foul attitude, I would expect tampons in the collection.

Ooooooooh! QJ! Not all women get "pissy" during that time!! (maybe you are thinking of your ex). :D


That'd apply to my ex as well... but with you on the not all women thing (smiling at current wife)
 
2013-12-08 09:33:17 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-08 09:34:26 PM  
Good score on the cheesecake Sherpa!
 
2013-12-08 09:35:20 PM  
grmmmie.smugmug.com
 
2013-12-08 09:36:42 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-08 09:38:16 PM  
Think of it a Ceiling Cat smiling at you for your elfish efforts!
 
2013-12-08 09:41:17 PM  
and a cat...
imageshack.com
 
2013-12-08 09:47:26 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 518x640]


do not forget Dogzilla! Two very popular books in our library!
 
2013-12-08 09:49:11 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-08 09:50:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-08 09:50:41 PM  

Invisible Oranges: metal cats and their dudes


It is! Also, one of the guys in Skeletonwitch is in there and Skeletonwitch will be playing with Amon Amarth and Enslaved on February 14 (same weekend as Pantheacon!) in San Francisco. So if you get it by then and want it autographed, the cat won't be at The Regency, but the dude will be. Also, I would like a ride from SacTown to join you for this momentous occasion. hehehe!

I'd WALK there and back to see this:
i1084.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-08 09:51:59 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-08 09:54:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-08 09:56:54 PM  
Home from concert. It was quite good. We had a group of kids who sang with us. Thry really are an add to the music. If they post the concert to yu-tub I will let you all know...

I am beat! But happy to see that Sherpa18 and Dragon had a nice treat. Ahh Karma. She let you watch! :) i know RL has been tough lately, but, put your tree up, sit back and watch Dragon enjoy himself, and eat a big ole piece of cake for us!
 
2013-12-08 09:59:32 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-08 10:06:34 PM  
i.imgur.com
Well, I'm done for today. Gonna go eats, and then sleeps. Hope all of you have a lovely evening! See you tomorrow.... :D
 
2013-12-08 10:40:52 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-12-08 10:55:19 PM  
Just dropped a container of miso soup on the kitchen floor. Spillage everywhere! I forgot it didn't fit tightly when I put it in the fridge last night. :(


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-12-08 11:09:31 PM  

cynicalminion: it's days like today that make me want a ghostbuster-style backpack flamethrower to clear a path on the sidewalks...


I wanna know when they're going to get transporter technology up and beaming.
Getting to work was a nightmare on Friday...temp was -11...car started up just fine, once I got the door open...but I COULD NOT CLEAR THE WINDSHIELD.

Defroster, scrape, de-icer...my glasses fogged up...take off gloves to clean glasses...drop glasses...find glasses...where's the brush/scraper...
Meanwhile, my fingers are getting colder and colder...fabric that the gloves are made from becomes stiff in the cold, does no good in keeping fingers warm.
Car would heat up nicely, except that the windows are stuck open about 3 inches.
Raven's carrier has several blankets for her to snuggle into, she's OK (read 'not complaining')...but what with trying to clear the windows enough to see what I'm doing, it took me a half hour to make a trip that usually takes 5 minutes.

Get to work...fingers numb. Between tension and scrunching to see out clear space on windshield, my neck and shoulders are tied in knots and my stomach is asking "How'm I s'pose to back up on ya if ya didn't eat anything? Oh well, I guess dry heaves will have to do..."

Got my fingers thawed out, and oh, but they HURT while doing so!
I used tepid water...thought I remembered reading that hot water would cause cell damage. They were red, not white...so no frostbite, thank Ceiling Cat...but my fingers were sore and tender all night.

So yeah...I want that transporter up and running.
NAOW.
 
2013-12-08 11:10:03 PM  
Nuts. Well, may compliment lilyspad after she's turned in on finding pic of quite lurvly green eyed coonie Over Yonder on imgur.  Was reminded I'd forgot to let Beta Fems out after dinner for all -- maya been Editorial Machete wielding over-wearied me, as hadn't done it in too long.
Haven't figured out yet how I'm gonna go to chorus tomorrow eve with what I've caught, besides keep as much distance as possible from all others. Real reason for need to go, is I hold 1 of the 2 keys. More may not be made, we're told.
Attempt to prep postcards to send our MPs-To-Be YLs, with Logo as proposed. Does vote need be taken, does someone need make Final Approval? This's ascii cat by syzygy whizz, wings beneath by zoomie (USAF) alum Diocletian's Last Cabbage. Wings added on Fri the 6th, dis-recall what page.  Other thought of mine is, Logo may need size-reduced & go on stickers, so we-all need not print from scratch each time.
Another thought before I turn in, timelady mentioned Tardis cake.  ThinkGeek now has Tardis gelatin molds on sale (why always moi with these Commercial Threadjax?). They only'll ship to US & OCanada, but it may be Arrangements Cd Be Made if there's interest.
                                             ....
Past my beddy bye time, Hyvaa Ilta, cya in daylit daylight again.
i.imgur.com
Fetch by Snarf Bader who we haven't seen in a while, before I began dating saves. hasta lasagna
 
2013-12-08 11:18:38 PM  

syzygy whizz: Got my fingers thawed out, and oh, but they HURT while doing so!I used tepid water...thought I remembered reading that hot water would cause cell damage. They were red, not white...so no frostbite



Got a minor case of frostbite over 40 years ago. Now the tips of my fingers turn white when they get the least bit cold. Sucks big-time.
 
2013-12-08 11:23:48 PM  

syzygy whizz: cynicalminion: it's days like today that make me want a ghostbuster-style backpack flamethrower to clear a path on the sidewalks...

I wanna know when they're going to get transporter technology up and beaming.
Getting to work was a nightmare on Friday...temp was -11...car started up just fine, once I got the door open...but I COULD NOT CLEAR THE WINDSHIELD.

Defroster, scrape, de-icer...my glasses fogged up...take off gloves to clean glasses...drop glasses...find glasses...where's the brush/scraper...
Meanwhile, my fingers are getting colder and colder...fabric that the gloves are made from becomes stiff in the cold, does no good in keeping fingers warm.
Car would heat up nicely, except that the windows are stuck open about 3 inches.
Raven's carrier has several blankets for her to snuggle into, she's OK (read 'not complaining')...but what with trying to clear the windows enough to see what I'm doing, it took me a half hour to make a trip that usually takes 5 minutes.

Get to work...fingers numb. Between tension and scrunching to see out clear space on windshield, my neck and shoulders are tied in knots and my stomach is asking "How'm I s'pose to back up on ya if ya didn't eat anything? Oh well, I guess dry heaves will have to do..."

Got my fingers thawed out, and oh, but they HURT while doing so!
I used tepid water...thought I remembered reading that hot water would cause cell damage. They were red, not white...so no frostbite, thank Ceiling Cat...but my fingers were sore and tender all night.

So yeah...I want that transporter up and running.
NAOW.


yeah, the walk home on friday was evil.  7 degrees, walking into the wind (of course)...  on the cool side, though, got to hear the ice on the river talking...  temp dropped too fast for it to have frozen completely solid, so was making all sorts of weird squeaky noises while the water was flowing underneath.  first time i've ever heard that...
 
2013-12-08 11:42:33 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 332x187]
Well, I'm done for today. Gonna go eats, and then sleeps. Hope all of you have a lovely evening! See you tomorrow.... :D


And you haz mail now.....
 
2013-12-09 02:02:10 AM  

laulaja: Nuts. Well, may compliment lilyspad after she's turned in on finding pic of quite lurvly green eyed coonie Over Yonder on imgur.  Was reminded I'd forgot to let Beta Fems out after dinner for all -- maya been Editorial Machete wielding over-wearied me, as hadn't done it in too long.
Haven't figured out yet how I'm gonna go to chorus tomorrow eve with what I've caught, besides keep as much distance as possible from all others. Real reason for need to go, is I hold 1 of the 2 keys. More may not be made, we're told.
Attempt to prep postcards to send our MPs-To-Be YLs, with Logo as proposed. Does vote need be taken, does someone need make Final Approval? This's ascii cat by syzygy whizz, wings beneath by zoomie (USAF) alum Diocletian's Last Cabbage. Wings added on Fri the 6th, dis-recall what page.  Other thought of mine is, Logo may need size-reduced & go on stickers, so we-all need not print from scratch each time.
Another thought before I turn in, timelady mentioned Tardis cake.  ThinkGeek now has Tardis gelatin molds on sale (why always moi with these Commercial Threadjax?). They only'll ship to US & OCanada, but it may be Arrangements Cd Be Made if there's interest.
                                             ....
Past my beddy bye time, Hyvaa Ilta, cya in daylit daylight again.
[i.imgur.com image 600x450]
Fetch by Snarf Bader who we haven't seen in a while, before I began dating saves. hasta lasagna


OOOOOO, arrangements could be made for us Antipodean types? HAPPINESS!!!!
 
2013-12-09 06:52:01 AM  
i.imgur.com
Morning, people! Kindof quiet in here last night....
 
2013-12-09 06:55:58 AM  
Good Meowning! It's Moansday...ugh...I put the flannel sheets on thee bed yesterday. So, guess who crawled under to join me? Had a 4a.m. Call of nature, went to roll over and there Eli was, stretched out along my back! :) no wonder I was so toasty warm!

Need to get ready for work. I am going to lunch with an old friend today. Yay!
 
2013-12-09 06:56:07 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
Displayed 50 of 955 comments

First | « | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report