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(NBC 40 New Jersey)   House explodes, humans critically injured, cats feared dead. One month later, humans recovering - as are both cats - who are receiving 24/7 vet care for free as long as needed. Welcome to a very dusty Caturday (tissues not included)   (nbc40.net) divider line 955
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2013-12-07 11:31:27 PM
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"I gotz elebenty-seven! I wins!!"
 
2013-12-07 11:36:20 PM
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"Ssssssssay...what'ssssssss that red light?" :D
 
2013-12-07 11:39:55 PM
Ugh, long day, thank goodness for Caturday! Bashed my elbow into a cupboard door last night, it's the size of a softball. Spent the day insulating outdoor pipes at my moms house since we're getting 4 days of below 30 temps. Not something that happens here very often. The local hardware place had one piece of pipe insulation left when I got there so I had to find another way. CSC part: I remembered the local drug store had an entire area set aside for "pool noodles" during the summer (http://www.amazon.com/RAND-Swim-Noodle/dp/B0029XD0CG ) so I asked the manager if he still had them. He took me back to the stock room and pointed to the corner, it was pool noodle nirvana! I went and picked out several of the right size and he asked me what I was going to use them for. When I told him pipe insulation and explained that the hardware store was out, he laughed, then thought about it for a second and grabbed a few for himself. He gave me mine for free and said he would put them back out on the sales floor as pipe insulators. /end cool story caturday.

tl-dr version, I got the pipes insulated that needed it.

And some Alien bait to make up for the wall o text:

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2013-12-07 11:41:58 PM
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2013-12-07 11:49:28 PM
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2013-12-07 11:49:37 PM

ArmednHammered: Ugh, long day, thank goodness for Caturday! Bashed my elbow into a cupboard door last night, it's the size of a softball. Spent the day insulating outdoor pipes at my moms house since we're getting 4 days of below 30 temps. Not something that happens here very often. The local hardware place had one piece of pipe insulation left when I got there so I had to find another way. CSC part: I remembered the local drug store had an entire area set aside for "pool noodles" during the summer (http://www.amazon.com/RAND-Swim-Noodle/dp/B0029XD0CG ) so I asked the manager if he still had them. He took me back to the stock room and pointed to the corner, it was pool noodle nirvana! I went and picked out several of the right size and he asked me what I was going to use them for. When I told him pipe insulation and explained that the hardware store was out, he laughed, then thought about it for a second and grabbed a few for himself. He gave me mine for free and said he would put them back out on the sales floor as pipe insulators. /end cool story caturday.

tl-dr version, I got the pipes insulated that needed it.

And some Alien bait to make up for the wall o text:

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2013-12-07 11:50:16 PM

ArmednHammered: Ugh, long day, thank goodness for Caturday! Bashed my elbow into a cupboard door last night, it's the size of a softball. Spent the day insulating outdoor pipes at my moms house since we're getting 4 days of below 30 temps. Not something that happens here very often. The local hardware place had one piece of pipe insulation left when I got there so I had to find another way. CSC part: I remembered the local drug store had an entire area set aside for "pool noodles" during the summer (http://www.amazon.com/RAND-Swim-Noodle/dp/B0029XD0CG ) so I asked the manager if he still had them. He took me back to the stock room and pointed to the corner, it was pool noodle nirvana! I went and picked out several of the right size and he asked me what I was going to use them for. When I told him pipe insulation and explained that the hardware store was out, he laughed, then thought about it for a second and grabbed a few for himself. He gave me mine for free and said he would put them back out on the sales floor as pipe insulators. /end cool story caturday.

tl-dr version, I got the pipes insulated that needed it.

And some Alien bait to make up for the wall o text:

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THAT is a great idea! Also, free stuff is always awesome, so double YAY!
 
2013-12-07 11:52:11 PM
My photobucket is lacking, need to work on that. Welcome to the lurkers and welcome back to FFBSA !
Food and alcohol come first, bbl.

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2013-12-07 11:52:25 PM
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2013-12-08 12:03:37 AM

ArmednHammered: Ugh, long day, thank goodness for Caturday! Bashed my elbow into a cupboard door last night, it's the size of a softball. Spent the day insulating outdoor pipes at my moms house since we're getting 4 days of below 30 temps. Not something that happens here very often. The local hardware place had one piece of pipe insulation left when I got there so I had to find another way. CSC part: I remembered the local drug store had an entire area set aside for "pool noodles" during the summer (http://www.amazon.com/RAND-Swim-Noodle/dp/B0029XD0CG ) so I asked the manager if he still had them. He took me back to the stock room and pointed to the corner, it was pool noodle nirvana! I went and picked out several of the right size and he asked me what I was going to use them for. When I told him pipe insulation and explained that the hardware store was out, he laughed, then thought about it for a second and grabbed a few for himself. He gave me mine for free and said he would put them back out on the sales floor as pipe insulators. /end cool story caturday.

tl-dr version, I got the pipes insulated that needed it.

And some Alien bait to make up for the wall o text:

[i773.photobucket.com image 614x768]



Very cool story! I bought some for a patient of mine to use as cushions for the rails on his hospital bed. Sliced the noodle down one side with a serrated knife & held them on the rails with bright duct tape. Very festive & useful too!
 
2013-12-08 12:05:09 AM
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2013-12-08 12:07:24 AM

tigerose: stye



I had one of those a few years ago and someone told me about putting uncooked white rice in the toe of a (clean) sock & tie it off. Heat in microwave for 10 second intervals until it is nice and warm, not hot & apply to eye. Get better soon!
 
2013-12-08 12:08:21 AM
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2013-12-08 12:12:24 AM

akimbotoo: Very cool story! I bought some for a patient of mine to use as cushions for the rails on his hospital bed. Sliced the noodle down one side with a serrated knife & held them on the rails with bright duct tape. Very festive & useful too!


As a bonus, I've got the prettiest pipes in town! TV reception still sucks though.....

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2013-12-08 12:15:48 AM
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On the back page of our ad this week from work, there is a door mat showing a couple of pairs of boots sitting on it. The photo clearly states "floor mat", and below that...."items on mat not included".  Guess how many people have come in wanting to buy the boots in our ad!!!!! Really, guess..... sigh. People are betarded.
 
2013-12-08 12:16:27 AM

ArmednHammered: akimbotoo: Very cool story! I bought some for a patient of mine to use as cushions for the rails on his hospital bed. Sliced the noodle down one side with a serrated knife & held them on the rails with bright duct tape. Very festive & useful too!

As a bonus, I've got the prettiest pipes in town! TV reception still sucks though.....

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And FESTIVE too!!! :D
 
2013-12-08 12:18:34 AM
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2013-12-08 12:29:02 AM

lilyspad: "items on mat not included".


I heard plenty of stupid when I went in looking for the pipe insulation. Some idiot was looking for a different color than dark grey. Didn't share my idea about the pool noodles. Those folks are everywhere!
Have a cup of coffee or a few beers and relax..;-)

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2013-12-08 12:39:55 AM
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2013-12-08 12:45:21 AM

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That really needs to be a new meme LOL!
 
2013-12-08 12:45:45 AM
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And now that I have a full tummy....I'm wiped out. See you guize tomorrow. ((HUGS))
 
2013-12-08 12:47:59 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Yay for Caturday! I've been super busy in the now Eternal Quest to Battle Termites and worked myself straight back into the hospital again. Got out yesterday, am tired, but fine. I keep falling asleep, but I need it. Also, decided I didn't have enough life insurance ($0 not being very much at all) to keep it up, so I subbed out most of my obligations and put the house in Posebyn back for sale. That sucks. But hey! Our house we actually live in right now won't fall on our heads and the hole in the side of the house is almost repaired, so there's that, I guess. I'll miss being able to go to Norway whenever I get the time and money and just having a place to stay without dealing with family, my weirdo friends or whatever is oozing around the hostel, which is always a mixed bag.

Glad to hear Buddy the Wonder Dog is having good times still! I'm rootin' for the little guy. He's made of some pretty tough stuff!




Go Buddy! And healing/hugs to all in need this week.

I didn't bring cookies - but I make a legendary Toblerone cheesecake. Will that do?;)

The didge (didjerido) takes too much breath. Meh. Love me the strings (but the metal one sod the mandolin are shredding my ukulele tender fingers!!!).

Thanks for the lovely welcome, RWDA!
 
2013-12-08 12:53:22 AM

lilyspad: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: lilyspad: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: Sonar isn't proud of what she did with Grover last night:
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Well well well......look who's here!!!!  Long time, no see!!!  How are you guize doing?????  :D

Been busy! The wife is due later this month. And, the cats are helping warm up the nursery. Here is Judar:

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Awww.....good kitteh! Are you having a boy, or girl? Or do you know? CONGRATS!!!!!


It's a boy! And, momma is ready for babby to present itself.
 
2013-12-08 12:56:23 AM

catmandu:


Welcome!!!! Keep posting away. Caturday goes on until Monday night/Tuesday morning. Looking forward to pictures of your overlords.


Thank you! Hope this works:
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This is Larry 'helping mummy mark those student assignments". he is ever so helpful;)
This the Wonder Dog wondering why I don't make with the cuddles. He loves the quilt I made for our bed...err, him...
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Briony, all hail the Empress of the Household. She likes to pat me in the middle of the night "if you awake cause of your stooped back mummy, you could feed me. that will make EBBERYFING betters". She is so helpful too...;)
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Hard to capture her sheer glossiness. With little odd white tufts that come and go. Here I woke her with the flash trying to capture her shiny fur. She was not amused.
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2013-12-08 12:58:32 AM

quantum_jellyroll: yobbery:
There's nothing more annoying than eye pain.

Know how I know you've not ever had a hemorrhoid attack?


Cheer up man, this could be your hospital...
Hope everything goes well!

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2013-12-08 01:01:40 AM

laulaja:
catlike typist who maya been on pg 7 & timelady on 8, pleased to see you both manifest yourselves. tl, you'd hoot wildly at recent US Midwestern developments from recent weather.  Not only did Great Swath get 3-5" (8-13cm) of snow yesterday, but also Thick Glare Ice. No one living S of 45 degrees N, say Minneapolis-St Paul MN, can drive in or on any of that.


Wow. I worry about burning myself on the steering wheel and grumbling about how long air cone takes to cool down the car. I've also been known to whinge about cold weather when it is 14C (A VERY cold winters day!). I don't know if my electric wheelchair comes with snow tyres either;)
 
2013-12-08 01:05:11 AM

lilyspad:

Looking forward to your pics!  Welcome...... :D


Thank you - love my masters;) Between them, the magic Bloke, and the horde of five (27 down to 10, four girls and my 'baby' boy), I am thoroughly owned. And I love it;)
 
2013-12-08 01:12:20 AM

timelady: For example, we have 17 tractors. He LIKES tractors.


Tractors are good! You could be stuck with this guy instead! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_PLnInsh7E I would have fun doing stuff like that if I had the time. ;-) And yes please to the Toblerone cheese cake!

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2013-12-08 01:44:27 AM

ArmednHammered: timelady: For example, we have 17 tractors. He LIKES tractors.

Tractors are good! You could be stuck with this guy instead! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_PLnInsh7E I would have fun doing stuff like that if I had the time. ;-) And yes please to the Toblerone cheese cake!

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Don't give him ideas!!! Cheesecake is high on the request list, so happy to oblige;)
 
2013-12-08 01:45:39 AM

ArmednHammered: That really needs to be a new meme LOL!


I figure either it will become a meme . . . or all the lurking physical therapists will plot my imminent downfall.
 
2013-12-08 01:52:20 AM

chirpy: ArmednHammered: That really needs to be a new meme LOL!

I figure either it will become a meme . . . or all the lurking physical therapists will plot my imminent downfall.


You're safe from the PTs, they're all sadists. My sister is a PT, I avoid her when injured. ;-)
I'm going to let the 100 proof white lightning numb my elbow and get some sleep. Have a good night caturday!

Soon...
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2013-12-08 02:22:19 AM
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2013-12-08 02:25:53 AM
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2013-12-08 02:42:01 AM
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2013-12-08 02:43:16 AM
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2013-12-08 02:44:00 AM
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2013-12-08 02:45:16 AM
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2013-12-08 03:21:45 AM

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2013-12-08 03:22:07 AM

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heeheeheeeheheheehhehhhh... you just answered your own question.  you stop christmas from coming by putting two pissed off cats in his lap... :)
 
2013-12-08 07:21:28 AM
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2013-12-08 07:29:32 AM
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2013-12-08 07:34:34 AM
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2013-12-08 07:38:44 AM
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2013-12-08 07:48:19 AM

timelady: Toblerone cheesecake


Awesome! I've not made cheesecake in ages. I think I'll try to make mini cheesecakes that look like cats. Oh, look. It's already been done:

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/still want to make cheesecake now
//but a savory one, for some reason
 
2013-12-08 08:07:49 AM

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Heh. The Gogh Beastie has claimed my electric throw. I keep it over an old ATX case (waiting for guts, it is) under my desk so when I need it, it's right there. Well, now that it is Gogh's electric throw, he gets quite upset if I don't have it at least on the warmest setting at all times. He will sit on it and then realize it is NOT WARMSIES, MOM!!! and start pulling at leg. If I don't turn it on quickly enough for his liking, he'll add in some claw. If I still don't turn it on, he'll bite me. A couple bites later, that throw will either be turned on or I'll have a cat staring at me from under my desk with his teeth stuck in my leg. The brat seems to be unaware that he's a Norwegian Forest Cat - a breed well suited for incredibly foul weather - and that this is California.

I should get him one of these, so I don't have to share my throw with someone so rude as to bite me
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2013-12-08 08:19:12 AM

sno man: JB, glad to hear all went well!!


Thanks
 
2013-12-08 08:25:32 AM

quantum_jellyroll: yobbery:
There's nothing more annoying than eye pain.

Know how I know you've not ever had a hemorrhoid attack?


Or shingles. Or an ulcer. Or a torn rotator cuff.
 
2013-12-08 08:25:52 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: gremlin1: electrickittehbed.jpg

Heh. The Gogh Beastie has claimed my electric throw. I keep it over an old ATX case (waiting for guts, it is) under my desk so when I need it, it's right there. Well, now that it is Gogh's electric throw, he gets quite upset if I don't have it at least on the warmest setting at all times. He will sit on it and then realize it is NOT WARMSIES, MOM!!! and start pulling at leg. If I don't turn it on quickly enough for his liking, he'll add in some claw. If I still don't turn it on, he'll bite me. A couple bites later, that throw will either be turned on or I'll have a cat staring at me from under my desk with his teeth stuck in my leg. The brat seems to be unaware that he's a Norwegian Forest Cat - a breed well suited for incredibly foul weather - and that this is California.

I should get him one of these, so I don't have to share my throw with someone so rude as to bite me
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Gremie's favorite daytime spot in the winter. The bench is located over a heating vent and in front of a window.
Warm butt, view of squirrels and rabbits in the front yard, and a direct shot to the kitchen off the end of the bench.
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2013-12-08 08:45:14 AM

lilyspad:


Hey! I resemble that remark! I did that to my husband one night and he said my feet were dry ice.
 
2013-12-08 09:12:39 AM

professional_vampire: lilyspad:

Hey! I resemble that remark! I did that to my husband one night and he said my feet were dry ice.


Yeah, I've done that a time or three myself! :D
 
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