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(Yahoo) NewsFlash Al Sharpton's polar opposite dead at age 95   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 1203
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2013-12-05 05:11:20 PM  
This one?
 
GBB
2013-12-05 05:11:25 PM  
www.nndb.com

/sorry
 
2013-12-05 05:11:37 PM  
RIP Morgan Freeman
 
2013-12-05 05:11:39 PM  
Rip
 
2013-12-05 05:11:47 PM  
Greenlight the worst one?
 
2013-12-05 05:12:08 PM  
I see Abe's been covered.

/leaves happy
 
2013-12-05 05:12:21 PM  
Lame, race-baiting headline for a true hero of the last century.
 
2013-12-05 05:12:32 PM  
artbattles.com
 
2013-12-05 05:12:39 PM  
Well, titty sprinkles.
 
2013-12-05 05:12:40 PM  
Ugh, there were way better ones.
 
2013-12-05 05:12:51 PM  
He has ceased to be, bereft of life, he rests in peace, he has kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, snuffed it, breathed his last, and gone to meet the Great Head of Light Entertainment in the sky.
 
2013-12-05 05:12:58 PM  

you are a puppet: Greenlight the worst one?


It's what Mandela would have wanted.

I forget why he is famous. He was in jail for a long time.
 
2013-12-05 05:12:59 PM  

you are a puppet: Greenlight the worst one?


Great job greenlighting the story of the death of one of the great men of the past 50 years with a petty political attack, right?

/they should have gone for the totally wrong "free" joke
 
2013-12-05 05:13:04 PM  
Nelson Mandela died for this shiat?

-1 modmins!!
 
2013-12-05 05:13:07 PM  
RIP Idris Elba
 
2013-12-05 05:13:13 PM  

Ben Enya: I see Abe's been covered.

/leaves happy


The headline with Abe was better than this one.
 
2013-12-05 05:13:14 PM  
This one? Terrible pick, admins.
 
2013-12-05 05:13:16 PM  
Well get ready for a weeks worth of non-stop Nelson Madela coverage.  Time to turn off the t.v.
 
2013-12-05 05:13:17 PM  
Goodnight, funnyman.
 
2013-12-05 05:13:17 PM  
I hope the man receives all the attention he deserves.
 
2013-12-05 05:13:25 PM  
Goddammit so much. :(
 
2013-12-05 05:13:25 PM  
I'm still laughing at the one that got passed over for this one.
 
2013-12-05 05:13:29 PM  
This headline is lame. But....Sorry you died, civil rights hero guy.
 
2013-12-05 05:13:30 PM  
Even by Fark standards this seems like a disrespectful headline.
 
2013-12-05 05:13:31 PM  
Godspeed. You win - you left the world a better place than you found it.
 
2013-12-05 05:13:32 PM  
$5 says Sharpton starts wearing the "medal" he used to claim Mandela gave him again.
 
2013-12-05 05:13:42 PM  
Al Sharpton's polar opposite would be a young white anonymous female who doesn't care about politics or religion.
 
2013-12-05 05:13:46 PM  

static1.wikia.nocookie.net


RIP NELSON MANDELA

 
2013-12-05 05:13:48 PM  
Over to Free Republic!
 
2013-12-05 05:13:53 PM  
fark you, Fark Admins!

fark YOU FOR CHOOSING THIS shiat HEADLINE!
 
2013-12-05 05:13:59 PM  
www.marbleboardgames.com

RIP Mancala
 
2013-12-05 05:14:00 PM  
RIP Nelson

                                                                                             www.jiveturkeyjives.com
 
2013-12-05 05:14:02 PM  
Dear God, sending Al Sharpton to one of earth's Poles is a genius idea.
Which one though?
North
South
or Poland?
 
2013-12-05 05:14:02 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

RIP
 
2013-12-05 05:14:03 PM  
Come on Fark
 
2013-12-05 05:14:04 PM  
Are you farking kidding me with this headline? What the fark? Mandela doesn't deserve better than this?

-1
 
2013-12-05 05:14:04 PM  
I had all his albums.
 
2013-12-05 05:14:05 PM  
RIP Mr. Vandelay
 
2013-12-05 05:14:06 PM  
There can only be one...
 
2013-12-05 05:14:12 PM  
RIP sweet price
 
2013-12-05 05:14:12 PM  
Good night, human rights man.

/respect
 
2013-12-05 05:14:19 PM  
 
2013-12-05 05:14:24 PM  

Nabb1: I'm still laughing at the one that got passed over for this one.


The cat one was gold.
 
2013-12-05 05:14:25 PM  
I came to Fark the second I found out to see the witty headline. Fark, I am disappoint
 
2013-12-05 05:14:26 PM  
Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our greatest fear is that our works will be incorrectly attributed.-- Maryanne Williamson
 
2013-12-05 05:14:26 PM  
Subby, your headline is bad and you should feel bad. As should the mods that greened this.
 
Bf+
2013-12-05 05:14:27 PM  
Stay classy subby.
Modmins didn't want to pick a clever or funny headline?
 
2013-12-05 05:14:35 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-05 05:14:37 PM  
This headline is bullshiat
 
2013-12-05 05:14:40 PM  
Oh damn. May he get the peace a hero deserves.
 
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