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(CTV News)   ← Free Nelson Mandela   ( divider line
    More: Repeat, Nelson Mandela, South Africa, President of South Africa, South African President Jacob Zuma, Robben Island, respiratory tract infections  
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8139 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Dec 2013 at 5:24 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-05 04:55:16 PM  
omg this one
2013-12-05 04:57:44 PM  
Wow on the headline. +1
2013-12-05 04:58:30 PM  
That's just wrong. +1.
2013-12-05 04:59:23 PM  


2013-12-05 05:02:33 PM  
I don't get it.
2013-12-05 05:03:53 PM  

DamnYankees: I don't get it.

2013-12-05 05:04:02 PM  
Wrong, and beautiful.
2013-12-05 05:04:28 PM  

DamnYankees: I don't get it.

You're too young to understand.  I

/but if there were only some way to search for that phrase.
2013-12-05 05:06:41 PM  
HOTY material right there, subby.. Step in and take a bow!

Better ask for a window seat, too...
2013-12-05 05:07:34 PM

2013-12-05 05:08:19 PM  
You should feel bad.

2013-12-05 05:11:02 PM  
That is in such bad taste.

2013-12-05 05:11:15 PM  
I LOL'd. God, did I LOL.

Shame on you, subby!
2013-12-05 05:11:47 PM  
I'm still laughing at this.
2013-12-05 05:12:10 PM  
Awww, man. They greened a clunker. You were robbed, subby.
2013-12-05 05:12:18 PM  
2013-12-05 05:14:30 PM  

djkutch: Awww, man. They greened a clunker. You were robbed, subby.

Upvote and OVERTURN, fellow Farkers!  Mandela deserves better!
2013-12-05 05:15:04 PM  
This one. Evil, evil subby.

/ RIP Morgan Freeman
2013-12-05 05:15:26 PM  
I still don't get it.  :(
2013-12-05 05:15:30 PM  

markie_farkie: djkutch: Awww, man. They greened a clunker. You were robbed, subby.

Upvote and OVERTURN, fellow Farkers!  Mandela deserves better!

Free "← Free Nelson Mandela"!
2013-12-05 05:17:20 PM  

foo monkey: I still don't get it.  :(

Free cat pic.
2013-12-05 05:21:04 PM
2013-12-05 05:21:39 PM  
I can't believe the other one went green.

Oh... "Free Nelson Mandela" was plastered all over t-shirts and posters everywhere before he was freed.  It was an iconic saying in its day that seems (from some of the responses here) is fading away into obscurity.
2013-12-05 05:22:33 PM  
At least give subby a green with a repeat tag.
2013-12-05 05:24:59 PM  
Justice has been done
2013-12-05 05:25:24 PM  
Curtsies in all y'all's general direction.
2013-12-05 05:26:22 PM  
Well this is certainly and interesting headline development
2013-12-05 05:26:42 PM  
Okay I did't want to laugh...

But well, here we are.
2013-12-05 05:27:08 PM  
video is much more appropriate here:
2013-12-05 05:27:15 PM  
Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

2013-12-05 05:27:26 PM  
first tupac, then biggie, now this....?

hope they catch the shooter this time
2013-12-05 05:27:57 PM  
There's still better, but it's not the abortion they tried to use. I hope the asshole admin gets kicked in the nuts and shown the door
2013-12-05 05:28:09 PM  
Yeah I don't get it.

RIP funny man
2013-12-05 05:28:21 PM  
Everything this
2013-12-05 05:28:36 PM  
Justice has been swerved...
2013-12-05 05:28:50 PM  
They always go in threes. First the dude from "The Fast and the Furious," now the guy from "Shawshank."  I bet Zsa Zsa is next.
2013-12-05 05:29:05 PM  
headline is comedy gold.
2013-12-05 05:29:38 PM  
That's much better. RIP Mumia
2013-12-05 05:29:50 PM  
Now that's a spicy headline! :)  lol'd for real.
2013-12-05 05:30:11 PM  

utsagrad123: Justice has been done

2013-12-05 05:30:30 PM  
Yay, so glad we can abandon that other thread. That headline was crap.

Anyway, I dunno about you all. But I await Morgan Freeman's reaction with baited breath....
2013-12-05 05:31:03 PM  
cat-like joking detected.
2013-12-05 05:31:10 PM  

Thudfark: Curtsies in all y'all's general direction.

If this yours, farking bravo.
2013-12-05 05:31:21 PM  
What? Too soon for a jpg?
2013-12-05 05:31:33 PM  
Just here to post in the thread with the infinitely better headline than the thread below this one.  Posterity, and whatnot.
2013-12-05 05:32:08 PM
2013-12-05 05:32:08 PM  
" Yep, silver and gold... This song was written in a hotel room in New York city 'round about the time a friend or ours, little Steven, was puting together a record of artists against apartheid. This is a song written about a man in a shanty town outside of Johannesburg. A man who's sick of looking down the barrel of white South Africa. A man who is at the point where he is ready to take up arms against his oppressor. A man who has lost faith in the peacemakers of the west while they argue and while they fail to support a man like bishop Tutu and his request for economic sanctions against South Africa.
Am I buggin' you? I don't mean to bug ya...
2013-12-05 05:32:20 PM  
THIS one.
2013-12-05 05:32:29 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Yeah I don't get it.

Do a GIS for 'dead free cat' and you will be enlightened..
2013-12-05 05:32:46 PM  

djkutch: Thudfark: Curtsies in all y'all's general direction.

If this yours, farking bravo.

Had it lined up and ready to go a few months back. Then he got better.

/For serious, RIP dude, you earned it.
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