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(WTOP)   Parents to Police: "Help us find our 15 year old daughter" Police to Parents: "Uh, I found her. In my apartment"   (wtop.com) divider line 94
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2013-12-05 05:06:10 PM
Sigh, I knew it was a pervert cop before clicking, it couldn't be a girl staying with the cop's daughter.
 
2013-12-05 05:15:15 PM

Tom_Slick: Sigh, I knew it was a pervert cop before clicking, it couldn't be a girl staying with the cop's daughter.


Oh biatch biatch biatch.

I'm impressed with the efficiency in finding her!
 
2013-12-05 05:43:33 PM
Well that's a bit embarrassing.
 
2013-12-05 06:08:50 PM
Cops breaking laws?

What else is new?
 
2013-12-05 06:15:42 PM
And this is why you get girls with daddy issues! They're never missed.
 
2013-12-05 06:47:10 PM
Well, he certainly has a good number of vacation days coming.
 
2013-12-05 06:49:54 PM
Isolated incident.  I'm sure none of his brothers knew about it or they would have reported him.
 
2013-12-05 06:53:12 PM
Don't worry about some "misguided actions".
 
2013-12-05 06:53:26 PM
"We recognize that the actions of individual officers reflect on the entire Department," Lanier states. "The misguided actions of a few in no way reflect on the professionalism, dedication, and integrity of the Department."

That's some fine sentence construction, Lou....
 
2013-12-05 06:55:00 PM

GanjSmokr: Isolated incident.  I'm sure none of his brothers knew about it or they would have reported him.


How do you know he had siblings?
 
2013-12-05 07:00:56 PM
"We realize that this reflects poorly on us, but this doesn't reflect on us."
 
2013-12-05 07:01:55 PM

cman: Cops breaking laws?

What else is new?


cops: it aint a crime when we do it!
 
2013-12-05 07:02:58 PM
I like how there were two of them.

Any bets on whether or not the teen will be found to "have been asking for it" by the same dept.?
 
2013-12-05 07:06:08 PM

Mrtraveler01: GanjSmokr: Isolated incident.  I'm sure none of his brothers knew about it or they would have reported him.

How do you know he had siblings?


I'm speaking of his brothers-in-blue, of course.  We know from past instances that police are extremely quick to turn in their own when they see wrongdoing, so we can assume that no other officers knew about this 1 bad apple or this would have been found out long ago.
 
2013-12-05 07:10:49 PM

kidsizedcoffin: Don't worry about some "misguided actions".


Yeah, that was great. He totally intended the prostitution ring to benefit mankind. He just misjudged.
 
2013-12-05 07:11:31 PM
Something something den of whores that is Capitol Hill.
 
2013-12-05 07:12:50 PM
"The officer has not been identified"

Oh yeah, police officer.  Can't be plastering his name all over the news. That would be just wrong.
 
2013-12-05 07:14:58 PM

gizmanjr: "The officer has not been identified"

Oh yeah, police officer.  Can't be plastering his name all over the news. That would be just wrong.


Just look for new hits on the sex offender site.
 
2013-12-05 07:15:06 PM

gizmanjr: "The officer has not been identified"

Oh yeah, police officer.  Can't be plastering his name all over the news. That would be just wrong.


Well, the same standards apply.  They would surely refuse to release the name of any average citizen accused of running a prostitution ring, right?
 
2013-12-05 07:15:16 PM
That haven't released his name. I wonder why?
 
2013-12-05 07:16:13 PM

cman: Cops breaking laws?

What else is new?


Wait, I've heard this one before, let me guess:

Suspended with pay, right?
 
2013-12-05 07:16:36 PM

gizmanjr: "The officer has not been identified"

Oh yeah, police officer.  Can't be plastering his name all over the news. That would be just wrong.


Surely they would have withheld a non officer's name
 
2013-12-05 07:19:01 PM
The police officer who was trying to pimp an underage girl is just a bad actor who's a discredit to the entire police force.

Oh, also, the other police officer who had sex with the underage girl and took photos is also just a bad actor who's a discredit to the entire police force.

I still have full and absolute trust in police officers everywhere.
 
2013-12-05 07:19:12 PM
Cops. Is there anything they can't do? Oh, yeah. Our County Sheriff can't buy a gun. He went to buy a rifle yesterday and found out he failed the background test and the purchase was denied.
 
2013-12-05 07:23:49 PM

GORDON: Wait, I've heard this one before, let me guess:

Suspended with pay, right?


Until the news media blows over it, then back to ruining lives as usual.
 
2013-12-05 07:24:24 PM

kidakita: Cops. Is there anything they can't do? Oh, yeah. Our County Sheriff can't buy a gun. He went to buy a rifle yesterday and found out he failed the background test and the purchase was denied.


What county?...I want to know where to commit my next crime spree.
 
2013-12-05 07:24:45 PM
So there are AT LEAST 2 cops in on this. Wonder how many in the end.

/No pun intended
 
2013-12-05 07:26:22 PM

Delta1212: "We realize that this reflects poorly on us, but this doesn't reflect on us."


Vampire cops? They don't really reflect? Yet they are monsters!
 
2013-12-05 07:26:29 PM

wildcardjack: Something something den of whores that is Capitol Hill.


Yes, yes it is.

Check out the metro at 4pm M-F downtown and see the slut parade that is DC. All of the "staffers" have very strong jaw muscles too?

Oh and the biatch set up that cop too....
 
2013-12-05 07:27:17 PM
D.C. Police?  I just assumed it was some US Senator.
 
2013-12-05 07:30:50 PM

StrikitRich: D.C. Police?  I just assumed it was some US Senator.


I wouldn't be surprised if there was one or two on the client list.
 
2013-12-05 07:33:50 PM

kidakita: Cops. Is there anything they can't do? Oh, yeah. Our County Sheriff can't buy a gun. He went to buy a rifle yesterday and found out he failed the background test and the purchase was denied.


You should submit that to Fark.
 
2013-12-05 07:44:56 PM

Mrtraveler01: kidakita: Cops. Is there anything they can't do? Oh, yeah. Our County Sheriff can't buy a gun. He went to buy a rifle yesterday and found out he failed the background test and the purchase was denied.

You should submit that to Fark.


Oh, yes. Please.
 
2013-12-05 07:51:07 PM

Diogenes: Tom_Slick: Sigh, I knew it was a pervert cop before clicking, it couldn't be a girl staying with the cop's daughter.

Oh biatch biatch biatch.

I'm impressed with the efficiency in finding her!


Agreed. I'm surprised DCPD wasn't searching the Bahamas. Oh, wait. The feds were involved. That explains everything.
 
2013-12-05 07:56:47 PM

firemanbuck: "We recognize that the actions of individual officers reflect on the entire Department," Lanier states. "The misguided actions of a few in no way reflect on the professionalism, dedication, and integrity of the Department."

That's some fine sentence construction, Lou....


Came here to say that...

Also to say, Umm, at what point does the few, become the majority?
 
2013-12-05 08:05:53 PM

namegoeshere: StrikitRich: D.C. Police?  I just assumed it was some US Senator.

I wouldn't be surprised if there was one or two on the client list.


This was a 15 year old girl, not a 8 year old boy.
 
2013-12-05 08:06:03 PM
It ain't hard out here for this pimp.


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2013-12-05 08:07:39 PM

morcoth: firemanbuck: "We recognize that the actions of individual officers reflect on the entire Department," Lanier states. "The misguided actions of a few in no way reflect on the professionalism, dedication, and integrity of the Department."

That's some fine sentence construction, Lou....

Came here to say that...

Also to say, Umm, at what point does the few, become the majority?


Majority of the few, maybe?
 
2013-12-05 08:15:19 PM

GameSprocket: Yeah, that was great. He totally intended the prostitution ring to benefit mankind. He just misjudged.


THEY totally intended the CHILD prostitution ring to benefit mankind.

/Another officer was caught with kiddy porn just the other week.
//the PD refuses to say if the two cases are connected
///The Pedophilia Police are not there to prevent pedophilia apparently.
 
2013-12-05 08:20:59 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: namegoeshere: StrikitRich: D.C. Police?  I just assumed it was some US Senator.

I wouldn't be surprised if there was one or two on the client list.

This was a 15 year old girl, not a 8 year old boy.


True.
 
2013-12-05 08:24:31 PM
Why was he not arrested?
 
2013-12-05 08:24:46 PM

fluffy2097: GameSprocket: Yeah, that was great. He totally intended the prostitution ring to benefit mankind. He just misjudged.

THEY totally intended the CHILD prostitution ring to benefit mankind.

/Another officer was caught with kiddy porn just the other week.
//the PD refuses to say if the two cases are connected
///The Pedophilia Police are not there to prevent pedophilia apparently.


The police aren't there to *prevent* crime at all, their job is to investigate and arrest.
 
2013-12-05 08:25:20 PM
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2013-12-05 08:28:17 PM
i.imgur.com
I propose the new D.C.PD seal to look like this.
/Can someone shop "D.C.PD - To molest and perv"  instead of the lame "pedobear seal of approval"
//Then print out thousands of them and stick them on police cruisers?
 
2013-12-05 08:34:49 PM
So two weeks paid administrative leave?

If this f*cker doesn't end up in prison, the people should go French Terror on the entire city government.
 
2013-12-05 08:34:55 PM
Yesssssssss...sssssss...sssss!
 
2013-12-05 08:37:28 PM
The officer has not been identified and has not been charged.


HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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pick up that can citizen
 
2013-12-05 08:38:10 PM
A FEW "BAD ACTORS," is what the article says. With the sheer number of BAD ACTORS in the police force it is obviously systemic.

As the Stanford Prison Experiment taught us, good people can become corrupted by a bad system...
1) Power without Constant Supervision
2) Authority without repercussion
 
2013-12-05 08:41:15 PM
Listen, you can have her back, but only for an hour. $200
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-05 08:44:28 PM

fluffy2097: [i.imgur.com image 500x500]
I propose the new D.C.PD seal to look like this.
/Can someone shop "D.C.PD - To molest and perv"  instead of the lame "pedobear seal of approval"
//Then print out thousands of them and stick them on police cruisers?


Sure thing sparky. You gonna keep the tasers off me?
 
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