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(Ultimate Guitar)   GWAR's Oderus Urungus defends Miley Cyrus, and you should always side with a 43 billion-year-old intergalactic humanoid barbarian   (ultimate-guitar.com) divider line 46
    More: Amusing, Oderus, Gwar, Miley Cyrus, peasants, young artists  
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3057 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 05 Dec 2013 at 4:30 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-05 04:21:38 PM  
GWAR Wrecking Ball video would be fun to watch.
 
2013-12-05 04:34:23 PM  

Mentat: GWAR Wrecking Ball video would be fun to watch.


GWAR wrecking Miley would be fun to watch. FTFY

/stupid mobile formatting...
 
2013-12-05 04:35:50 PM  
Well I guess I'm a fan, now.
 
2013-12-05 04:38:35 PM  
Miley Cyrus is 43,000,000,000 years old?  Well, that explains a few things.
 
2013-12-05 04:40:40 PM  
I'm not supporting that stid twit until she learns how to either keep her tongue in her mouth, or make it look attractive when she sticks it out. ATM, she looks like nothing more than a drooling moron, and she deserves to get flack for this, because she keeps believing that she is being "sexy" when she does it.

It's like a cow tongue...
 
2013-12-05 04:49:25 PM  

Mikey1969: I'm not supporting that stid twit until she learns how to either keep her tongue in her mouth, or make it look attractive when she sticks it out. ATM, she looks like nothing more than a drooling moron, and she deserves to get flack for this, because she keeps believing that she is being "sexy" when she does it.

It's like a cow tongue...

 
ecl
2013-12-05 04:49:41 PM  
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ecl
2013-12-05 04:53:02 PM  
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2013-12-05 04:56:49 PM  

ecl: [big.assets.huffingtonpost.com image 400x400]


This is so farking great.
 
2013-12-05 05:13:36 PM  

ecl: [big.assets.huffingtonpost.com image 400x400]


Nice counter point. BTW we're done here, turn out the lights.
 
2013-12-05 05:23:57 PM  

ecl: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x265]


Thanks for the seizure, jerk.
 
2013-12-05 05:29:24 PM  
GWAR has never gotten old for me.
 
2013-12-05 05:33:31 PM  
GWAR RULES

miley is cool too.
 
2013-12-05 06:01:58 PM  
I tried getting this GWAR vid greened, but the mods were uncool.

GWAR covers Kansas
 
2013-12-05 06:15:47 PM  
I don't like her music.
I don't like her voice.
I would however fark her with no shame.
 
2013-12-05 06:21:02 PM  
Does he have a vagina on his chin?
 
2013-12-05 06:36:53 PM  
GWAR started out as a marketing experiment, so of course they would know of, and understand exactly what Miley is doing, and they are applauding her commercial achievements.
 
2013-12-05 06:42:58 PM  

Ishkur: GWAR started out as a marketing experiment, so of course they would know of, and understand exactly what Miley is doing, and they are applauding her commercial achievements.


GWAR is still a "marketing experiment".  Their costumes are a brand that separates them from all the other faceless bar bands.  It's a pretty crucial  way to go about things if you want to make a 25 year career playing music and avoid working a soulless 9 to 5.
 
2013-12-05 07:02:12 PM  
Here's another interview where he is in that other character's skin.

http://www.prefixmag.com/features/gwar/dave-brockieoderus-urungus-of -g war-rants-about-rob/71194/
 
2013-12-05 07:07:10 PM  
Ishkur: GWAR started out as a marketing experiment, so of course they would know of, and understand exactly what Miley is doing, and they are applauding her commercial achievements.

False.
 
2013-12-05 07:18:38 PM  

InmanRoshi: Ishkur: GWAR started out as a marketing experiment, so of course they would know of, and understand exactly what Miley is doing, and they are applauding her commercial achievements.

GWAR is still a "marketing experiment".  Their costumes are a brand that separates them from all the other faceless bar bands.  It's a pretty crucial  way to go about things if you want to make a 25 year career playing music and avoid working a soulless 9 to 5.


B-b-but MARKETING!! Marketing BAD!!!
 
2013-12-05 07:24:23 PM  
 
2013-12-05 07:37:22 PM  
The day gwar got old and senile is today.
 
2013-12-05 08:04:23 PM  

Ishkur: omeganuepsilon: False.

I did not know that! You should contact these people and right the wrongs!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwar 
Meh.  Read the first paragraph.

It was more like accidental success of a joke than intentional marketing.

For you to be correct(and your poorly written website reference), all bands and entertainers would be classed "marketing experiments", and that kind of nullifies the point of having such a phrase.
 
2013-12-05 08:24:23 PM  

InmanRoshi: Ishkur: GWAR started out as a marketing experiment, so of course they would know of, and understand exactly what Miley is doing, and they are applauding her commercial achievements.

GWAR is still a "marketing experiment".  Their costumes are a brand that separates them from all the other faceless bar bands.  It's a pretty crucial  way to go about things if you want to make a 25 year career playing music and avoid working a soulless 9 to 5.


They've also created a schtick that doesn't get old, provided you only go once a year or so but it's always fun.
They've also upped their chops quite a bit, since they started but I guess 25+ years of constant touring will do that.
 
2013-12-05 08:41:07 PM  

Whatthefark: I tried getting this GWAR vid greened, but the mods were uncool.

GWAR covers Kansas


Didn't they win that thing the last two years?
 
2013-12-05 08:44:59 PM  

omeganuepsilon: It was more like accidental success of a joke than intentional marketing.



Which makes GWAR the hipster version of "What does the fox say?"
 
2013-12-05 09:13:15 PM  

WippitGuud: omeganuepsilon: It was more like accidental success of a joke than intentional marketing.


Which makes GWAR the hipster version of "What does the fox say?"


I have no idea what lies behind "fox", haven't even heard but bits and pieces from another room.  Pretty sure whoever put it out had intention, or at least hope, of that being popular.
 
2013-12-05 09:41:19 PM  

omeganuepsilon: WippitGuud: omeganuepsilon: It was more like accidental success of a joke than intentional marketing.


Which makes GWAR the hipster version of "What does the fox say?"

I have no idea what lies behind "fox", haven't even heard but bits and pieces from another room.  Pretty sure whoever put it out had intention, or at least hope, of that being popular.


It's a song by a comedic TV duo over in Europe (Norway?)  The song is supposed to be stupid, especially because they take it so seriously in video.  They've got another one out about Stonehenge with a HOT blond girl*, but that one drops a lot of F-bombs, so don't blast it at work unless they are cool with that.

*She's only in it for a few seconds, but that's all it takes.
 
2013-12-05 11:02:56 PM  
I don't know about you guys, but I'd rather see Maroon 5 headline the Super Bowl.

...And then 30 seconds into their first song (whatever their last single is), GWAR emerge from under the stage to brutally eviscerate the band and play a whole set with their entrails.
 
2013-12-05 11:41:47 PM  
wtf is gwar anyway?
 
2013-12-05 11:55:33 PM  

Whatthefark: I tried getting this GWAR vid greened, but the mods were uncool.

GWAR covers Kansas


Tried getting that greenlit a few times as well.
 
2013-12-06 12:14:08 AM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: wtf is gwar anyway?


It's the sound one makes while pushing one out on the can.

/GWAR!
//That was Oderus' explaination, anyway
 
2013-12-06 12:28:28 AM  

omeganuepsilon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwar
Meh. Read the first paragraph.



Yeah. Because if there is one thing Wikipedia is famously accurate for, it's music writeups.

/and I should know
 
2013-12-06 12:35:54 AM  

omeganuepsilon: your poorly written website reference


Seriously, you're going to trust Wikipedia?

Allmusic is older than Wikipedia, has been doing this for far longer, is more accurate and more thorough and more complete because it's a niche field that it excels in. You can't dismiss a reputable reference just because you've never heard of it.

/look, even Discogs agrees with me, and there is no music community on the internet that is more pedantic and anal retentive about music than those motherfarkers
 
2013-12-06 12:55:14 AM  
omeganuepsilon:

I have no idea what lies behind "fox", haven't even heard but bits and pieces from another room.  Pretty sure whoever put it out had intention, or at least hope, of that being popular.

They are a comedy team. They were hoping for popularity more along the lines of "dick in a box" than as a pop tune.
 
2013-12-06 01:28:38 AM  

Ishkur: /look, even Discogs agrees with me, and there is no music community on the internet that is more pedantic and anal retentive about music than those motherfarkers


Hey now, that's my family you're talking about. Of course you are completely correct, but that's no reason to be so honest.
 
2013-12-06 01:40:54 AM  

somemoron: *She's only in it for a few seconds, but that's all it takes.


LInk, biatch.
 
2013-12-06 02:47:49 AM  

Hiro-ACiD: Hey now, that's my family you're talking about. Of course you are completely correct, but that's no reason to be so honest.


In doing research for the new guide, I have come up with three laws that I use as a short-hand standard for testing reliability and bias:

1) Lord Discogs knows all. Except when I know more
2) Wikipedia knows some, but never as much as me
3) Youtube doesn't know anything. Period.
 
2013-12-06 05:21:35 AM  

Ishkur: /look, even Discogs agrees with me,


F3

Marketing   0 of 0

Experiment 0 of 0

Liar.

However, from Wiki's listed sources:
http://www.slavepitinc.com/slavepit/timeline/index.html
 
2013-12-06 06:48:15 AM  

Whatthefark: I tried getting this GWAR vid greened, but the mods were uncool.

GWAR covers Kansas


It's been greenlit before, for both covers they did on avclub. Not that that means a repeat never happens, but I found them via Fark links.
 
2013-12-06 07:43:30 AM  

omeganuepsilon: F3
Marketing 0 of 0
Experiment 0 of 0
Liar.


Are you being deliberately obtuse for a reason? ...I know you have a tendency to do that.
 
2013-12-06 08:35:35 AM  

Qaiwolf: Whatthefark: I tried getting this GWAR vid greened, but the mods were uncool.

GWAR covers Kansas

It's been greenlit before, for both covers they did on avclub. Not that that means a repeat never happens, but I found them via Fark links.


Here is GWAR doing a Ween cover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyp2RGFMAOc

FOR FUN!
 
2013-12-06 09:14:19 AM  

Mikey1969: I'm not supporting that stid twit until she learns how to either keep her tongue in her mouth, or make it look attractive when she sticks it out. ATM, she looks like nothing more than a drooling moron, and she deserves to get flack for this, because she keeps believing that she is being "sexy" when she does it.

It's like a cow tongue...


Sigh.

No, she does not 'think it makes her sexy'. It's like every other aspect of a pop singer, a fabricated marketing gimmick.

She continues the trend because farking retarded shiatheads have FLIPPED THEIR GOD DAMNED MINDS about whatever she was doing the first time she did it. It made her, briefly, the most searched thing on the internet.

So she continues doing that to attempt to extend the streak of faux and utterly ridiculous outrage or appear extreme or whatever other bullshiat. It's a continued marketing gimmick. Katy perry has huge tits and 'is nice'. Lady Gaga has weird. Miley has this. It's predictable.
 
2013-12-06 11:43:27 AM  
Would be even more fun if we found out he was plowing her.
 
2013-12-06 05:34:33 PM  

Ishkur: .I know you have a tendency to do that.


Yeah, and your shiat smells like the Pope.

Wait, your roses smell like child molestation.

Hm..  That doesn't quite sound right, but I'm going to go with it anyways because you are an asshole any way you want to spin it.
/And you were wrong in this case.
//Again.
///You read it on the internet.  Bonjour.
 
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