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(Gawker)   Bieber's selfie app fails miserably and all is right with the world again   (valleywag.gawker.com) divider line 35
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2013-12-05 02:06:48 PM
This is the first I'm hearing of this but please explain to me why there would need to be a "selfie app." Doesn't that already exist, and isn't it  called a "camera"?
 
2013-12-05 02:46:10 PM
Good. It was a stupid idea anyway
 
2013-12-05 02:46:17 PM
isn't "he" just a 3D selfie?
 
GBB
2013-12-05 02:50:22 PM

WTP 2: isn't "he" just a 3D selfie?


Aren't we all?
 
2013-12-05 02:51:44 PM

GBB: WTP 2: isn't "he" just a 3D selfie?

Aren't we all?


Why are we even in this thread?
 
2013-12-05 02:51:44 PM
Isn't there already a site of beaver selfies?  As I recall, it features bushes, landing strips and sponsored by Telly Savalas,
 
2013-12-05 02:55:40 PM
Oh.  We're still doing selfies? That was, like, so twelve four thirteen.
 
2013-12-05 02:55:44 PM
[grumpy_cat_good.jpg]
 
2013-12-05 02:56:01 PM
It did not bankrupt him, All is not right in the world yet... Kid needs to go back to the por house for a while to (re-)learn humility.
 
2013-12-05 02:56:54 PM
That isn't a punchable face. That's a kickable face.
 
2013-12-05 03:00:53 PM

HooskerDoo: That isn't a punchable face. That's a kickable face.


Why not both?

/because you might kick your hand, I guess
 
2013-12-05 03:00:57 PM
Even after RTFA, I really don't understand what this app is supposed to be.  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that, it appears like you can use this app to take a selfie, of yourself, and it will superimpose (or wrap around) a likeness of Beiber to appear as if it was HE himself that took the picture.

Does this sound likely?
 
2013-12-05 03:03:42 PM
I cannot see his face without imagining him accidentally burping up and dribbling a mouthful of fresh semen.
It's not a fantasy of mine, it's not something I want to envisage ever, it's just that his face is the absolute epitome of a cock-munching-whore.
 
2013-12-05 03:10:48 PM
If Vanilla Ice had a retarded son..
 
2013-12-05 03:14:39 PM

walktoanarcade: If Vanilla Ice had a retarded son..


God, you are so correct on that.  DNA test!
 
2013-12-05 03:19:41 PM
Instagram is the established selfie app.

Oh and you can put other shiat on there too.
 
2013-12-05 03:22:42 PM
What's a "bieber"?
 
2013-12-05 03:26:21 PM

durbnpoisn: Even after RTFA, I really don't understand what this app is supposed to be.  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that, it appears like you can use this app to take a selfie, of yourself, and it will superimpose (or wrap around) a likeness of Beiber to appear as if it was HE himself that took the picture.

Does this sound likely?


does it take the pics and put it out 'on the line'?
 
2013-12-05 03:27:09 PM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-05 03:33:01 PM

durbnpoisn: Even after RTFA, I really don't understand what this app is supposed to be.  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that, it appears like you can use this app to take a selfie, of yourself, and it will superimpose (or wrap around) a likeness of Beiber to appear as if it was HE himself that took the picture.


I think it's just completely exactly like Instagram, but restricted to only selfies rather than selfies and food.
 
2013-12-05 03:34:57 PM

YoOjo: I cannot see his face without imagining him accidentally burping up and dribbling a mouthful of fresh semen.
It's not a fantasy of mine, it's not something I want to envisage ever, it's just that his face is the absolute epitome of a cock-munching-whore.


Say it again, but slower. And hit me with a Bible.
 
2013-12-05 03:43:06 PM
I'm just here to say, that kid has Vanilla Ice hair. That's not a ringing endorsement.
 
2013-12-05 03:45:18 PM

GBB: WTP 2: isn't "he" just a 3D selfie?

Aren't we all?


Mind blown.
 
2013-12-05 03:47:05 PM
...oh, and apparently it "does not have features that create negativity and bullying". Glad that problem has been solved forever.

The expression in the back of this, the second screenshot on the app's  iTunes Page, intrigues me:

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-05 03:47:56 PM

durbnpoisn: Even after RTFA, I really don't understand what this app is supposed to be.  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that, it appears like you can use this app to take a selfie, of yourself, and it will superimpose (or wrap around) a likeness of Beiber to appear as if it was HE himself that took the picture.

Does this sound likely?



As I understood the article, it is an app that people use exclusively to take selfies and look at selfies others (random others?) have taken, and it was heavily invested in by Bieber.
 
2013-12-05 03:53:18 PM

archbishop: durbnpoisn: Even after RTFA, I really don't understand what this app is supposed to be.  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that, it appears like you can use this app to take a selfie, of yourself, and it will superimpose (or wrap around) a likeness of Beiber to appear as if it was HE himself that took the picture.

Does this sound likely?


As I understood the article, it is an app that people use exclusively to take selfies and look at selfies others (random others?) have taken, and it was heavily invested in by Bieber.


If he goes broke over this, I will officially become a fan of the app
 
2013-12-05 03:57:52 PM

CitizenjaQ: I think it's just completely exactly like Instagram, but restricted to only selfies rather than selfies and food.


archbishop: As I understood the article, it is an app that people use exclusively to take selfies and look at selfies others (random others?) have taken, and it was heavily invested in by Bieber.


So if someone were to use the app to take a picture of their food, would the app somehow recognize that it's not a selfie and reject it?  I suppose the app could be programmed to recognize faces, but that seems like a completely useless "feature".
 
2013-12-05 04:18:54 PM

tlars699: GBB: WTP 2: isn't "he" just a 3D selfie?

Aren't we all?

Why are we even in this thread?


Who am I?
 
2013-12-05 04:38:07 PM
I read that as "Boehner's selfie app..."
 
2013-12-05 04:42:51 PM
all is right with the world again

Once that Canadian plague is dead and John Boehner drinks himself into a coma, we'll be on a good start. But nowhere near "right", we are.
 
2013-12-05 04:46:42 PM

anfrind: So if someone were to use the app to take a picture of their food, would the app somehow recognize that it's not a selfie and reject it?


And what if someone submits a photo of his Wiener?

aattp.org
 
2013-12-05 04:54:49 PM

FrancoFile: [grumpy_cat_good.jpg]


[grumpycatexcellent.png]
 
2013-12-05 05:14:39 PM
Does that child ever not look like a total douche? Ever?
 
2013-12-05 05:26:11 PM
Rated 12+ for the following:
    Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
    Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content or Nudity
    Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
    Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes

12+? Really?
 
2013-12-05 05:59:50 PM

YoOjo: I cannot see his face without imagining him accidentally burping up and dribbling a mouthful of fresh semen.
It's not a fantasy of mine, it's not something I want to envisage ever, it's just that his face is the absolute epitome of a cock-munching-whore.


If he would have posted pictures of him sucking off Trannies it would be the BEST APP EVAR!
 
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