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(TV By the Numbers)   With TLC fully booked, E TV picks up "Botched", starring two plastic surgeons who save victims of extreme plastic surgery: "frightening facelifts, shockingly bad boob and hideous nose jobs, to devastating tummy tucks and lopsided butt lifts"   (tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com) divider line 43
    More: Strange, ETV Network, TLC, Botched, boobs, plastic surgery, international recognition  
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2013-12-05 02:27:08 PM  
Alert me when Tara Reid's episode airs.
 
2013-12-05 02:45:58 PM  

dletter: Alert me when Tara Reid's episode airs.


I think that's the entire first season.
 
2013-12-05 02:47:20 PM  

Flappyhead: dletter: Alert me when Tara Reid's episode airs.

I think that's the entire first season.


I thought S1 was dedicated to Jocelyn Wildebeast
 
2013-12-05 02:52:08 PM  
I'm not sure I want to see that.
 
2013-12-05 02:53:40 PM  
If its a show about plastic surgeries why not go the "This person was terribly disfigured in a house fire and now we gave them some sense of normalcy" route? I mean seriously at least its uplifting and not a story about how a eighteen year old stripper managed to pop a tit while performing during the Loco's Half Time Nudie Review.
 
2013-12-05 02:54:35 PM  
Couldn't go on TLC.  There might be actual medical content like the probability of implant rupture, long term damage from botox or a discussion of facial bone structure.

This would go completely over the heads of TLC's target audience these days.
 
2013-12-05 02:54:57 PM  
www.onlineworldofwrestling.com

Rather happy it is not another WWE reality show about him.
 
2013-12-05 02:55:41 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Knock yourself out Doc.
 
2013-12-05 02:57:44 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Flappyhead: dletter: Alert me when Tara Reid's episode airs.

I think that's the entire first season.

I thought S1 was dedicated to Jocelyn Wildebeast


They'd have to burn her face off then grow a new one from stem cells.
 
2013-12-05 03:00:26 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375]

Knock yourself out Doc.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-05 03:01:35 PM  
No.

Just.......no.
 
2013-12-05 03:02:42 PM  
Sounds like the Holmes on Homes (or Holmes Makes it Right) of plastic surgery.

Although try as I can I can't come up with a witty name in the same format.

/Niptuck on Nips?
 
2013-12-05 03:07:04 PM  
R.I.P. Left Eye

/oblig.
 
2013-12-05 03:12:54 PM  
They're gonna have to use an angle-grinder on Mickey Rourke.
 
2013-12-05 03:13:28 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375]

Knock yourself out Doc.


Well at least she'll never have any trouble should a golf ball ever get stuck in a garden hose.
 
2013-12-05 03:15:41 PM  
I would say all boob jobs are bad. The breasts look good under clothing but always feel rock hard.
 
2013-12-05 03:17:12 PM  

tinderfitles: If its a show about plastic surgeries why not go the "This person was terribly disfigured in a house fire and now we gave them some sense of normalcy" route? I mean seriously at least its uplifting and not a story about how a eighteen year old stripper managed to pop a tit while performing during the Loco's Half Time Nudie Review.


Saw a British documentary on that, basically going over the history of plastic surgery from centuries ago to the huge boost necessitated by the First World War to the present.  It was about that kind of surgery and it was really interesting.  Showed a reunion party of old war veterans that had been together in the same vets hospital after WWII, I believe, as their faces were rebuilt.  They had a song about the chief surgeon and his methods.

It was fascinating.
 
2013-12-05 03:18:17 PM  
So it's a showcase of faces like:


photos.posh24.com

Greeeeeeat.
 
2013-12-05 03:22:49 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: tinderfitles: If its a show about plastic surgeries why not go the "This person was terribly disfigured in a house fire and now we gave them some sense of normalcy" route? I mean seriously at least its uplifting and not a story about how a eighteen year old stripper managed to pop a tit while performing during the Loco's Half Time Nudie Review.

Saw a British documentary on that, basically going over the history of plastic surgery from centuries ago to the huge boost necessitated by the First World War to the present.  It was about that kind of surgery and it was really interesting.  Showed a reunion party of old war veterans that had been together in the same vets hospital after WWII, I believe, as their faces were rebuilt.  They had a song about the chief surgeon and his methods.

It was fascinating.


Here it is; second episode.   On Youtube here, apparently uploaded by a Portuguese speaker.
 
2013-12-05 03:30:13 PM  
Pretty much this same show but  featuring botched circumcisions would have some of that
"cold case" appeal while ginning up a bit of controversy.
 
2013-12-05 03:33:40 PM  
Article useless without pics.
 
2013-12-05 03:36:19 PM  
I actually might watch something like that. Also if they threw in some reconstructions to help hurt people in there. Sort of a show how there can be some good in plastic surgery instead of crap that we normally see
 
2013-12-05 03:42:37 PM  
Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
 
2013-12-05 03:52:13 PM  
www.hotflick.net

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-12-05 03:56:45 PM  
Working title was "Rhinoplasty Rescue"
 
2013-12-05 04:06:12 PM  
NO.
No help.
Take what ever money it would take to fix the botched job, and send it to a qualified doc who can fix a child with a hairlip somewhere. Or some kid who needs help after being maimed by one of our wars. Or had acid splashed in their face by a farked up relative. But don't help out one of these assholes.
I'm boycotting any sponsor of this show.
Fark them.

Use it to help people who need help, not people who wanted to be better and farked up, and trusted some quack.
 
2013-12-05 04:10:09 PM  
Nikki Cox needs a season as well. Perhaps these wizards may restore her to her pre-Mohr glory.
 
2013-12-05 04:10:44 PM  

vudukungfu: NO.
No help.
Take what ever money it would take to fix the botched job, and send it to a qualified doc who can fix a child with a hairlip somewhere. Or some kid who needs help after being maimed by one of our wars. Or had acid splashed in their face by a farked up relative. But don't help out one of these assholes.
I'm boycotting any sponsor of this show.
Fark them.

Use it to help people who need help, not people who wanted to be better and farked up, and trusted some quack.



FWIW, I've defended cosmetic surgeons (med mal defense) almost all of them devote some of their practice to low cost or free plastic surgery for people in actual need.
 
2013-12-05 04:11:49 PM  
The funny part is that both Doctors are husbands of one of the Real Housewife's of Beverly Hills.
 
2013-12-05 04:14:41 PM  
vudukungfu:
Take what ever money it would take to fix the botched job, and send it to a qualified doc who can fix a child with a hairlip somewhere. Or some kid who needs help after being maimed by one of our wars.

Actually, that's what happens, in many cases.

You see, there are two sorts of people in this field:

Plastic surgeons, who do facelifts and nose jobs and the like. A lot of them tend to, well, fail as surgeons and human beings.

Then there's the Reconstructive Surgeons, who mostly put people together after car accidents and fires, but who make a lot of their extra cash fixing the screwups by the low-rent plastic surgeons. I met a nice lady from New York State who specialized in car crash and burn reconstruction, but who paid for a lot of "free" work by taking money from plastic surgery malpractice settlements, fixing the bad work, and using the rest for paying for free care for poor people.
 
2013-12-05 05:27:42 PM  
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

You know, most faces need a little remodeling, but this is a total tear-down.
 
2013-12-05 05:29:17 PM  
Can they possibly rescue Jessica Simpson?  Oh that's right, the fat that was supposed to be pumped into her lips got injected into her brain.
 
2013-12-05 05:41:20 PM  

wellreadneck: Pretty much this same show but  featuring botched circumcisions would have some of that
"cold case" appeal while ginning up a bit of controversy.


lets take a vote... How many of all you all here want to spend an hour looking at little baby boy dicks?
Anyone? Anyone tuning in for an hour of Vienna sausages still on the vine?

\... Bueller?
 
2013-12-05 06:18:09 PM  
Surprised A&E didn't do this to put it back to back with "Bad Ink."
 
2013-12-05 06:23:30 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: wellreadneck: Pretty much this same show but  featuring botched circumcisions would have some of that
"cold case" appeal while ginning up a bit of controversy.

lets take a vote... How many of all you all here want to spend an hour looking at little baby boy dicks?
Anyone? Anyone tuning in for an hour of Vienna sausages still on the vine?

\... Bueller?


That's what I get for using these trendy references I'm not really that familiar with, like "cold case". I mistakenly assumed the reader would glean that I meant looking up the possibly still living hack who, some twenty or thirty odd years ago, gave the show's weekly subject the twisted, two-toned, horribly disfigured dick they have today. Had I known the reader would infer that I was talking about the mangled peckers of little boys damaged within the past few months, I'd have phrased that differently.
 
2013-12-05 06:34:01 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: wellreadneck: Pretty much this same show but  featuring botched circumcisions would have some of that
"cold case" appeal while ginning up a bit of controversy.

lets take a vote... How many of all you all here want to spend an hour looking at little baby boy dicks?
Anyone? Anyone tuning in for an hour of Vienna sausages still on the vine?

\... Bueller?


We already had an 'intactivist' thread this week.
 
2013-12-05 06:35:53 PM  

wellreadneck: Uchiha_Cycliste: wellreadneck: Pretty much this same show but  featuring botched circumcisions would have some of that
"cold case" appeal while ginning up a bit of controversy.

lets take a vote... How many of all you all here want to spend an hour looking at little baby boy dicks?
Anyone? Anyone tuning in for an hour of Vienna sausages still on the vine?

\... Bueller?

That's what I get for using these trendy references I'm not really that familiar with, like "cold case". I mistakenly assumed the reader would glean that I meant looking up the possibly still living hack who, some twenty or thirty odd years ago, gave the show's weekly subject the twisted, two-toned, horribly disfigured dick they have today. Had I known the reader would infer that I was talking about the mangled peckers of little boys damaged within the past few months, I'd have phrased that differently.


that is quite different, and moderately more passable. But let's be honest here, 99.999% of circumcisions are done on the wee baby seamus' of the world ain't they?
 
2013-12-05 06:38:03 PM  

FrancoFile: Uchiha_Cycliste: wellreadneck: Pretty much this same show but  featuring botched circumcisions would have some of that
"cold case" appeal while ginning up a bit of controversy.

lets take a vote... How many of all you all here want to spend an hour looking at little baby boy dicks?
Anyone? Anyone tuning in for an hour of Vienna sausages still on the vine?

\... Bueller?

We already had an 'intactivist' thread this week.


Aye, and I'm not speaking a this way or that on it, just pointing out the unlikeliness of an hour of broken baby dicks being good watchin'.  Or possibly gauging it's popularity before I steal the idea and sell it as my own. Probably to lifetime, I know they like show where total control is demonstrated over little dicks.
 
2013-12-05 06:53:30 PM  
I'd say that most non-necessary cosmetic surgery is "botched" from the beginning.
 
2013-12-05 06:54:32 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I'd say that most non-necessary cosmetic surgery is "botched" from the beginning.


whatshotwhatstrendingnow.files.wordpress.com

True 'dat.

/ruined her cute perky boobies
 
2013-12-05 08:59:31 PM  

peterthx: ZeroCorpse: I'd say that most non-necessary cosmetic surgery is "botched" from the beginning.

[whatshotwhatstrendingnow.files.wordpress.com image 255x397]

True 'dat.

/ruined her cute perky boobies


userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-12-05 10:23:03 PM  
I already saw this show on F/X.  It was one of my favorites.
 
2013-12-06 03:55:04 AM  

vudukungfu: NO.
No help.
Take what ever money it would take to fix the botched job, and send it to a qualified doc who can fix a child with a hairlip somewhere. Or some kid who needs help after being maimed by one of our wars. Or had acid splashed in their face by a farked up relative. But don't help out one of these assholes.
I'm boycotting any sponsor of this show.
Fark them.

Use it to help people who need help, not people who wanted to be better and farked up, and trusted some quack.


This
 
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