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(Globe and Mail)   Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, apparently looking for a follow-up gig as a gameshow host, offers five thousand dollars... and a NEW CAR for the crack video that he told us didn't exist   (theglobeandmail.com) divider line 41
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2013-12-05 12:29:01 PM
Judging from the scale of this craven media witch hunt, this proud, beautiful conservative gourmand has you Canadian liberals quaking in your Fluevogs.
 
2013-12-05 12:32:01 PM
and he also bashed obamacare today.
 
2013-12-05 12:41:51 PM

sigdiamond2000: Judging from the scale of this craven media witch hunt, this proud, beautiful conservative gourmand has you Canadian liberals quaking in your Fluevogs.


You do know that the Toronto police aren't part of the craven media, right?
Perhaps you should follow your Lord Blob Ford's example and ease up on the crack pipe (in public, of course)?
 
2013-12-05 12:43:41 PM

SlothB77: and he also bashed obamacare today.


It is very convenient that all this wire tap evidence just happened to be released by the Canadian police on the day Ford dropped his Obamacare bombshell on "Racin' Jason and the Fartknocker's" morning zoo sports radio show.

Very convenient indeed.
 
2013-12-05 12:51:12 PM
You can't silence the "Fartheads", though. After the Ford interview, Racin' Jason told them all to MS Paint dicks on a healthcare.gov screengrab and record themselves asking hot babes on the street to fart on their faces.

They have some of the video up on their web site. It's totally balls-to-the-wall.
 
2013-12-05 01:13:21 PM

sigdiamond2000: Judging from the scale of this craven media witch hunt, this proud, beautiful conservative gourmand has you Canadian liberals quaking in your Fluevogs.


If Santa's good to me, I'll find a pair of Fluevogs under my tree this year.  Hoping for these:

i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-05 01:38:57 PM
I keep reading that as "Mayor Rob Halford" which would be much better.
 
2013-12-05 01:43:02 PM
Rob Ford even has some recent pictures of him hugging Hell's Angels Bikers. Oh the Pountine Rage!!!.

/Bikers still kill less people per year than the Canadian police kill per week.
//Oh course Bikers won't kill you for just standing on the street, as there has to be a reason to off a snitch.

Please donate to your local 'Biker ride-toys for tots', every September or October.
 
2013-12-05 01:43:07 PM

walktoanarcade: I keep reading that as "Mayor Rob Halford" which would be much better.


same here.   he don't need, no....no...no..no...

parent-al guidance....
 
2013-12-05 01:44:44 PM

sigdiamond2000:  Fluevogs.

2/10 for the troll, but 1000/10 for the Canadian footwear reference.  Well done.


Not unrelated:  Have now figured out what I want for christmas.
 
2013-12-05 01:46:10 PM
I could have this completely wrong, but at the time the video story surfaced as a rumor, wasn't there a second rumor that some random guys who supposedly had a copy of the tape ended up dead after their home was ransacked?   I feel like that has to have been untrue, because the "Ford ordered a hit to keep the video quiet" angle would seem to get more press.
 
2013-12-05 01:48:50 PM

sheep snorter: Rob Ford even has some recent pictures of him hugging Hell's Angels Bikers. Oh the Pountine Rage!!!.

/Bikers still kill less people per year than the Canadian police kill per week.
//Oh course Bikers won't kill you for just standing on the street, as there has to be a reason to off a snitch.

Please donate to your local 'Biker ride-toys for tots', every September or October.


I can't believe the Angels would want to tarnish their image by being seen with that low-life.
 
2013-12-05 01:49:15 PM
The Canadian sluts were mentioning that it's awfully odd that Canada's version of CPS isn't involved. He apparently has a minor child. This came up after his admissions of shooting heroin.

And how is this guy still alive?
 
2013-12-05 01:50:55 PM
$5000 and a car?
That's no Canadian game show.
 
2013-12-05 01:51:05 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: sigdiamond2000: Judging from the scale of this craven media witch hunt, this proud, beautiful conservative gourmand has you Canadian liberals quaking in your Fluevogs.

If Santa's good to me, I'll find a pair of Fluevogs under my tree this year.  Hoping for these:

[i39.tinypic.com image 477x363]


How festive.
 
2013-12-05 01:53:36 PM
Was that a Ford car by any chance?
 
2013-12-05 01:54:01 PM

walktoanarcade: I keep reading that as "Mayor Rob Halford" which would be much better.


shihtzustaff.files.wordpress.com

"Hellbent For Pork Rinds"

 
2013-12-05 01:57:31 PM
If someone actually has said video, why hasn't it been posted and gone viral yet?

And, IF this video exists, what makes Ford think he can buy it, and make it go away?  Does he not know how the internets work?  Or file systems?
 
2013-12-05 01:58:01 PM

mayIFark: Was that a Ford car by any chance?

Nope.

pbs.twimg.com

 
2013-12-05 01:59:43 PM
robocoparchive.com
 
2013-12-05 02:01:48 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: sigdiamond2000: Judging from the scale of this craven media witch hunt, this proud, beautiful conservative gourmand has you Canadian liberals quaking in your Fluevogs.

If Santa's good to me, I'll find a pair of Fluevogs under my tree this year.  Hoping for these:

[i39.tinypic.com image 477x363]


I returned from a business trip earlier this year to find that my wife had bought three pairs of Fluevogs in my absence.  "Um, about this credit card bill..."

Personally I think women who wear Fluevogs are kind of hot, so I've added that to the other things (really short hair, big glasses, being tall, wearing hats or other headgear) that I think are attractive but it seems like only about five other people do, the other four of those being women.
 
2013-12-05 02:03:38 PM

The Third Man: God Is My Co-Pirate: sigdiamond2000: Judging from the scale of this craven media witch hunt, this proud, beautiful conservative gourmand has you Canadian liberals quaking in your Fluevogs.

If Santa's good to me, I'll find a pair of Fluevogs under my tree this year.  Hoping for these:

[i39.tinypic.com image 477x363]

I returned from a business trip earlier this year to find that my wife had bought three pairs of Fluevogs in my absence.  "Um, about this credit card bill..."

Personally I think women who wear Fluevogs are kind of hot, so I've added that to the other things (really short hair, big glasses, being tall, wearing hats or other headgear) that I think are attractive but it seems like only about five other people do, the other four of those being women.


They're the only designer boot/shoe I really like.
 
2013-12-05 02:07:52 PM
I thought that they were kidding when they said that he was going to be on this morning.

He actually knows quite a bit about football.
 
2013-12-05 02:10:40 PM

Warthog: I could have this completely wrong, but at the time the video story surfaced as a rumor, wasn't there a second rumor that some random guys who supposedly had a copy of the tape ended up dead after their home was ransacked?   I feel like that has to have been untrue, because the "Ford ordered a hit to keep the video quiet" angle would seem to get more press.


Not wrong, but I think you are mixing a pair of stories, there was a guy that was shot outside a King West club, that Ford's office staff (!) were under the impression had the video, whose phone was stolen as he lay on the sidewalk.  The house was the crackhouse behind Rob, the dead guy, and a guy that was wounded there as well and fourth guy that have both been arrested on drug charges in that picture that was making the rounds a few months ago... Anyway, someone as yet unidentified, broke in looking for the video there, and threatened one of the occupants with a length of metal pipe.
The Police have been really playing down that angle, at least publicly, is why is hasn't been getting more traction.  Although if they were investigating, say, conspiracy to commit murder, it would explain why they haven't charged him with any of the comparatively minor drug charges yet.
 
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2013-12-05 02:20:32 PM

sigdiamond2000: You can't silence the "Fartheads", though. After the Ford interview, Racin' Jason

 told them all to MS Paint dicks on a healthcare.gov screengrab and record themselves asking hot babes on the street to fart on their faces.

They have some of the video up on their web site. It's totally balls-to-the-wall.


Today I learned that radio is completely and utterly insane in Canada.
 
2013-12-05 02:21:59 PM

Lady Indica: The Canadian sluts were mentioning that it's awfully odd that Canada's version of CPS isn't involved. He apparently has a minor child. This came up after his admissions of shooting heroin.

And how is this guy still alive?


He's actually got two kids, a boy and a girl.  And the police get called to his house with some measure of regularity.
It is a bit of a mystery why Children's Aid they haven't been more involved.
He has not yet admitted the heroin, that was new info just released last night.  One of the guys the cops had a wire tap on talked about having "so much" pics of RF on "hezza" as a part of a blackmail plan regarding the crack video.
 
2013-12-05 02:33:32 PM

durbnpoisn: If someone actually has said video, why hasn't it been posted and gone viral yet?

And, IF this video exists, what makes Ford think he can buy it, and make it go away?  Does he not know how the internets work?  Or file systems?


The cops managed to recover a copy off someone's HDD they had confiscated in the raids a months ago.  This is the same clip that Gawker was trying to crowd source the funding to buy, back in May...  Ford had tried to buy it in April, but the guys wanted $100k.  About the time Gawker and the Toronto Star, who had also been approached to buy it, broke the story, Ford came out in a presser to say "I can not comment on a video I have not seen and does not exist"  (which threw up a red flag right away with me, for the odd wording) It seems like he (or his buddy Lisi, for some plosible deniability) got a copy, and destroyed it but it wasn't the only copy.
 
2013-12-05 02:37:57 PM

durbnpoisn: If someone actually has said video, why hasn't it been posted and gone viral yet?

And, IF this video exists, what makes Ford think he can buy it, and make it go away?  Does he not know how the internets work?  Or file systems?


Why does it really matter is what I am not aware of.

I mean, he has admitted to smoking crack. So what would the video add to that?
 
2013-12-05 02:40:06 PM

grokca: $5000 and a car?
That's no Canadian game show.



I disagree.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-12-05 03:31:23 PM
hehehe
A Toronto law firm was sending these out to some select clients this year
(the original pic is the one I mentioned up thread)
pbs.twimg.comimageshack.com
 
2013-12-05 03:32:45 PM
sorry about the dp, not sure how that happened.
 
2013-12-05 03:41:00 PM

sno man: sorry about the dp, not sure how that happened.


that's what Santa said.
 
2013-12-05 06:50:21 PM

The Third Man: Personally I think women who wear Fluevogs are kind of hot, so I've added that to the other things (really short hair, big glasses, being tall, wearing hats or other headgear) that I think are attractive but it seems like only about five other people do, the other four of those being women


Your estimate of the number of people who like Fluevogs is grossly optimistic.
 
2013-12-05 07:18:50 PM

sigdiamond2000: Judging from the scale of this craven media witch hunt, this proud, beautiful conservative gourmand has you Canadian liberals quaking in your Fluevogs.


img824.imageshack.us
 
2013-12-05 09:22:16 PM
I wonder what he's trying to hide. Maybe he insults French Canadians.
 
2013-12-05 09:30:25 PM

grokca: $5000 and a car?
That's no Canadian game show.


Would you believe $50 and an air freshener?
 
2013-12-05 09:34:49 PM

Triumph: I wonder what he's trying to hide. Maybe he insults French Canadians.


The video of him smoking crack includes him being racist, more of a colour thing than a language thing, but if pressed I'm sure he would be almost as afraid of french as he is of the gays.
 
2013-12-05 10:05:03 PM

Loud_Mouth_Soup: grokca: $5000 and a car?
That's no Canadian game show.


I disagree.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 353x265]


www.canadaisbetter.com
Jim Perry has some Turtle Wax for you.
 
2013-12-05 10:34:47 PM

sno man: hehehe
A Toronto law firm was sending these out to some select clients this year
(the original pic is the one I mentioned up thread)
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x478][imageshack.com image 850x478]


HOLY shiat I MUST HAVE THAT CARD!
 
2013-12-06 04:41:24 AM
Rob Ford's words set to music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulQ30BGIp6g
 
2013-12-06 09:41:37 AM
We don't even call it "the news" anymore, it's the Rob Ford Show.
 
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