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(Daily Kos)   In an obvious fit of jealousy, Limbaugh complains about Obama's ability to achieve orgasm   (dailykos.com ) divider line
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2013-12-05 09:30:15 AM  
Rush thinks the only right place to have orgasms is in the bums of Dominican boys.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-12-05 09:32:58 AM  
I can understand why.  Obama doesn't have to fly to the Dominican Republic to have one.
 
2013-12-05 09:42:01 AM  
Oh no, the Pope is having compassion for the poor.  you know, like the Pope is supposed to farking do!
 
2013-12-05 11:07:56 AM  
I really don't think I'm interested in that facet of either of their lives.
 
2013-12-05 11:32:18 AM  
content9.flixster.com
"Bring me a fresh Domincan boy."
 
2013-12-05 12:22:43 PM  
Years of taking oxycontin will do that to your wiener.
 
2013-12-05 12:24:36 PM  
Please don't make me think of Rush Limbaugh and orgasms at the same time. Please. I'm begging.
 
2013-12-05 12:25:24 PM  
I hate it when libtardolinis bend us over a barrel, ram policy down our throats, and orgasm while ripping into capitalism.
 
2013-12-05 12:27:25 PM  
Rush Limpbone.
 
2013-12-05 12:27:37 PM  
Dear Subby,


Thank you for keeping me on my diet. i was tempted to go out and get a burger but will skip food the rest of the day thinking about Rush + orgasm in same sentence. If you will excuse me i'm going back to dry heaving
 
2013-12-05 12:27:47 PM  
How dare the Pope tell folks that compassion and charity are the teachings of that kooky cat from Nazareth? And how dare that Muslimy-Muslim from Hawaii/Kenya find anything valuable in that message? Doesn't the Pope know that charity is part of the Socialist Koran? How dare anyone find compassion in their heart, when all thinking people know that the only thing that the heart should be filled with is hate and shame?
 
2013-12-05 12:28:22 PM  
i.imgur.com

Well, I'll never sleep again.....
 
2013-12-05 12:29:28 PM  

BMulligan: Please don't make me think of Rush Limbaugh and orgasms at the same time. Please. I'm begging.


There's only one way this ends.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-05 12:31:39 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I hate it when libtardolinis bend us over a barrel, ram policy down our throats, and orgasm while ripping into capitalism.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-12-05 12:33:11 PM  
What a chortling sh*tstain of a human being.
 
2013-12-05 12:33:56 PM  
You'd think the subject of Rush's orgasm would be better under MSM scrutiny rather than postulated on forums like these, but yeah, fark him with a stick, whatever.
 
2013-12-05 12:40:42 PM  
I remember seeing Rush on the David Letterman show back when Clinton was president. After attacking Clinton at length, Letterman asked him to say one nice thing about Clinton. Rather than saying something innocuous ("he seems to love his daughter"), Rush just glared. It really comes down to his way or the highway,and opponents need not merely be beaten, they must be destroyed.

The man is without ruth.
 
2013-12-05 12:41:10 PM  

mrshowrules: [content9.flixster.com image 337x281]
"Bring me a fresh Domincan boy."


So that's why Rush sticks to radio. Must have an imposter to do his speaking engagements.
/somebody pull his heart plug, please.
 
2013-12-05 12:41:35 PM  

mrshowrules: [content9.flixster.com image 337x281]
"Bring me a fresh Domincan boy."


If only there were a Bene Gesserit witch to give Rush that disease. . . .

/maybe one of his boys will give him HIV
//I feel a little bad for saying that. . . but only because the boy would have it
 
2013-12-05 12:41:43 PM  
"Whatsoever you do to the least of my brethren is A-OK, because fark those non-money ninnies right in their refrigerator-having faces."

// Reagan 19:81
 
2013-12-05 12:42:05 PM  
I heard that Rush Limbaugh picks up guys at Home Depot and pays them to masturbate onto a baseball card of a young Sammy Sosa.

That's just what I heard.  Don't kill the messenger.
 
2013-12-05 12:44:23 PM  

Nabb1: I really don't think I'm interested in that facet of either of their lives.


When Obama does it, it often involves Michelle. That piques my interest a bit.
 
2013-12-05 12:44:39 PM  
Right wing radio hosts are less honest and informative than wacky morning zoo shock jocks.
 
2013-12-05 12:47:58 PM  
Our Muslim Atheist Afrochristian president creams himself when a Christian adheres to the Bible.

Sure, why not?
 
2013-12-05 12:50:18 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I heard that Rush Limbaugh picks up guys at Home Depot and pays them to masturbate onto a baseball card of a young Sammy Sosa.


cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com

Rapmaster, were you the little fat boy?
 
2013-12-05 12:50:47 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Our Muslim Atheist Afrochristian president creams himself when a Christian adheres to the Bible.

Sure, why not?


Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Or, as Rush sees it:  Do unto yourself because no one else can do unto your bloated ass and keep their lunch down.
 
2013-12-05 12:51:21 PM  

ManateeGag: Oh no, the Pope is having compassion for the poor.  you know, like the Pope is supposed to farking do!


What do you expect prosperity gospel heretics to do?

If they allow this to stand unchallenged they risk everything.
 
2013-12-05 12:51:53 PM  

clambam: I remember seeing Rush on the David Letterman show back when Clinton was president. After attacking Clinton at length, Letterman asked him to say one nice thing about Clinton. Rather than saying something innocuous ("he seems to love his daughter"), Rush just glared. It really comes down to his way or the highway,and opponents need not merely be beaten, they must be destroyed.

The man is without ruth.


I tried this about a year ago with one of my hardcore partisan Republican friends on Facebook. He was going on and on and on about how Democrats and liberals believe Obama is the Messiah and can't be bothered to criticize their own while never acknowledging when somebody like Bush does something good. I immediately followed up by sending him a list of 5 things I think Obama deserves scorn for while also including a list of 5 things I thought Bush deserves kudos for. When I asked him to reciprocate with the roles reversed, he did almost exactly what Rush did. He refused to play along and even went so far as to say everything Obama has done or ever will do is terrible for the nation and will destroy it.
 
2013-12-05 12:54:06 PM  

Serious Black: I tried this about a year ago with one of my hardcore partisan Republican friends on Facebook. He was going on and on and on about how Democrats and liberals believe Obama is the Messiah and can't be bothered to criticize their own while never acknowledging when somebody like Bush does something good. I immediately followed up by sending him a list of 5 things I think Obama deserves scorn for while also including a list of 5 things I thought Bush deserves kudos for. When I asked him to reciprocate with the roles reversed, he did almost exactly what Rush did. He refused to play along and even went so far as to say everything Obama has done or ever will do is terrible for the nation and will destroy it.


See?  Both sides are bad.
 
2013-12-05 12:55:36 PM  
I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you that Rush Limbaugh would think about Obama's penis in a sexual way.

/shocked
 
2013-12-05 12:58:19 PM  
I'm sure there will be plenty of spewing in this thread to satisfy the President and Rushbot.
 
2013-12-05 12:58:35 PM  
Rush Limbaugh's going to the special hell.
 
2013-12-05 12:59:01 PM  

mrshowrules: "Bring me a fresh Domincan boy."


Omgross.
That's who that f'er reminds me of.
Um, thanks for pointing that out?

/scarred for life
//showed up here that way
///spot on, mrshowrules
 
2013-12-05 12:59:46 PM  
Hey Rush, you REALIZE how many of your listeners are Catholic, right?  Please let me know how this turns out for you....I'll be watching the bankruptcy court roster for yah...
 
2013-12-05 01:05:11 PM  

Skleenar: Serious Black: I tried this about a year ago with one of my hardcore partisan Republican friends on Facebook. He was going on and on and on about how Democrats and liberals believe Obama is the Messiah and can't be bothered to criticize their own while never acknowledging when somebody like Bush does something good. I immediately followed up by sending him a list of 5 things I think Obama deserves scorn for while also including a list of 5 things I thought Bush deserves kudos for. When I asked him to reciprocate with the roles reversed, he did almost exactly what Rush did. He refused to play along and even went so far as to say everything Obama has done or ever will do is terrible for the nation and will destroy it.

See?  Both sides are bad.


I think I remember a saying about who I should vote for when both sides are bad, but I can't remember who it said...was it the Republican?
 
2013-12-05 01:07:04 PM  

meat0918: Rush Limbaugh's going to the special hell.


Which one would that be? The one for liars? Kiddie diddlers? Gluttons? Idolators? I'm just asking questions.
 
2013-12-05 01:07:27 PM  
Is it really necessary to hear this guy's sexual fantasies about the president? I'd appreciate being able to sleep tonight without any nightmares.
 
2013-12-05 01:07:30 PM  
I bet Rush is jealous that Obama can see his own dick, too.
 
2013-12-05 01:10:29 PM  

kobrakai: I bet Rush is jealous that Obama can see his own dick, too.


Nah. He probably thinks Moochele keeps it in a locked drawer.
 
2013-12-05 01:14:04 PM  
Conservatives really, really hate to think about the poor; they're the original "temporarily embarrassed millionaires" who think they'd all be sitting in butter if only all those Other People Who Are Holding Them Back would get out of their way, not like they themselves have any actual personality flaws that are preventing them from all living like Warren Buffett.

When a conservative thinks about "the poor," he has a very particular image in his mind - either some True American struggling while being held down by people the conservative personally hates, or someone too lazy to pull themselves up by their own shoelaces. The idea of "the poor" as a class literally doesn't occur to them; forced to confront it, they shrink from it.

The last couple of Popes haven't given conservatives too much trouble. They've been on the right side of all the good wedge issues like homosexuality and abortion, even if sometimes they did wander off the reservation and start in on that anti-death-penalty shiat. This one is not only telling conservatives to imagine the poor as a class, but telling them that their policies might have had something to do with that class existing. I know anti-Catholic sentiment used to be a thing, but it really, really looks weird to me to see modern day neocons fomenting antagonism against the POPE. Are they really going to try to make an enemy of the Catholic Church? That doesn't sound wise.
 
2013-12-05 01:17:19 PM  

a_bilge_monkey: meat0918: Rush Limbaugh's going to the special hell.

Which one would that be? The one for liars? Kiddie diddlers? Gluttons? Idolators? I'm just asking questions.


Either the hell of the upside-down sinners or the hell reserved for people who talk in the theater.

// Big Trouble in Little Serenity
 
2013-12-05 01:18:49 PM  

peasandcarrots: Conservatives really, really hate to think about the poor; they're the original "temporarily embarrassed millionaires" who think they'd all be sitting in butter if only all those Other People Who Are Holding Them Back would get out of their way, not like they themselves have any actual personality flaws that are preventing them from all living like Warren Buffett.

When a conservative thinks about "the poor," he has a very particular image in his mind - either some True American struggling while being held down by people the conservative personally hates, or someone too lazy to pull themselves up by their own shoelaces. The idea of "the poor" as a class literally doesn't occur to them; forced to confront it, they shrink from it.

The last couple of Popes haven't given conservatives too much trouble. They've been on the right side of all the good wedge issues like homosexuality and abortion, even if sometimes they did wander off the reservation and start in on that anti-death-penalty shiat. This one is not only telling conservatives to imagine the poor as a class, but telling them that their policies might have had something to do with that class existing. I know anti-Catholic sentiment used to be a thing, but it really, really looks weird to me to see modern day neocons fomenting antagonism against the POPE. Are they really going to try to make an enemy of the Catholic Church? That doesn't sound wise.


Even atilla the Hun knew better
 
2013-12-05 01:18:59 PM  
Rush just can't make it through a Democrat's second term as president without getting whipped up about their orgasms, can he?
 
2013-12-05 01:31:41 PM  
Ok. Yesterday thread was a warning. That's it...

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2013-12-05 01:34:16 PM  

Jairzinho: The Heritage Foundation Link
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/Someone please update the "original" with links and add this entry.


I already added the Pope last week.  Check my profile.
 
2013-12-05 01:40:38 PM  
Dominican boys ain't easy to get you know ...
 
2013-12-05 01:54:58 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-12-05 02:08:57 PM  

Smackledorfer: Right wing radio hosts are less honest and informative than wacky morning zoo shock jocks.


On my phone, so no html help-
but if you cross out 'less honest and informative than,' I think your statement rings even more truthfully.


/fark u grammerz!
 
2013-12-05 02:09:13 PM  

d23: [s3.amazonaws.com image 550x367]


But you should see his "o" face:

imageshack.us
 
2013-12-05 02:10:30 PM  

a_bilge_monkey: meat0918: Rush Limbaugh's going to the special hell.

Which one would that be? The one for liars? Kiddie diddlers? Gluttons? Idolators? I'm just asking questions.


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