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(International Business Times)   Kristen Stewart switches to Team Jacob, caught having sleepover with Taylor Lautner   (ibtimes.com) divider line 33
    More: Unlikely, Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, gossip magazine, Los Feliz, switches, Bella Swan, dating  
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2013-12-05 12:20:07 PM
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Oh crap, is it my turn?
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2013-12-05 12:28:46 PM
Taylor Lautner: Not sure if bright room or just Chinese
 
2013-12-05 12:36:40 PM
www.hdwallpapers.in

/Expression of pure shock at the rumor
 
2013-12-05 12:37:18 PM

Fark Irony Police: ....


Oh crap, is it my turn?


Came to see if this had been posted yet.
 
2013-12-05 12:37:27 PM
Taylor and Robert must have to listen to the most idiot jokes.

 
2013-12-05 12:37:37 PM
I question why International Business Times has the inside scoop on this. Was the Globe too busy sniffing Kimye's underwear drawer?
 
2013-12-05 12:38:20 PM

Gergesa: Taylor and Robert must have to listen to the most idiot jokes.


*idiotic
 
2013-12-05 12:38:29 PM
i can spell better than whoever made this:
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still funny.
 
2013-12-05 12:39:31 PM
NO1CURR!
 
2013-12-05 12:40:41 PM

DuudeStanky: Taylor Lautner: Not sure if bright room or just Chinese


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2013-12-05 12:48:31 PM
She apparently is making the most of what she read in Velvet Jones' book "How To Be A Ho, by Velvet Jones".
 
2013-12-05 12:48:39 PM
My new favorite response...
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2013-12-05 12:52:59 PM
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2013-12-05 12:54:24 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-12-05 01:01:21 PM
Do you think Kristen Stewart is dating Taylor Lautner?


I really don't give a flying fark. But I just read that didn't I and...oh fark this.
 
2013-12-05 01:01:58 PM
Apart from her total lack of acting ability, how in the hell did she get cast as Snow White opposite Charlize Theron? Is there any reality where anyone really thinks she is the "fairest of them all" compared to Charlize Theron?

Oh, she was banging the director? That's the only explanation.
 
2013-12-05 01:16:36 PM
www.polyvore.com
 
2013-12-05 01:21:17 PM
So she bangs her boss and all of her coworkers.

In the food service industry, we called that kind of girl a "hostess".
 
2013-12-05 01:42:57 PM
Say what you will, i'd give her the best 2min of her life, though i'd never know it from the look on her face :(
 
2013-12-05 02:14:30 PM

Nabb1: Apart from her total lack of acting ability, how in the hell did she get cast as Snow White opposite Charlize Theron? Is there any reality where anyone really thinks she is the "fairest of them all" compared to Charlize Theron?

Oh, she was banging the director? That's the only explanation.


Just watched that out of sheer curiosity and honestly, it was far from being a great movie, but 99% of it's "badness" was her.

Snow White is stated as "Fair and pure"... then you see her, and it's like I expected her to take the dwarves one at a time (if not two) and every other male actor in the movie.
 
2013-12-05 02:16:10 PM
Taylor Lautner is gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

My source is my ex-gf's ex-roommate who used to be best friends with Ashley Green who was in Twilight and who also saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night.
 
2013-12-05 02:22:28 PM

justinguarini4ever: Taylor Lautner is gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

My source is my ex-gf's ex-roommate who used to be best friends with Ashley Green who was in Twilight and who also saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night.


Holy crap!

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2013-12-05 03:50:24 PM

Nabb1: Apart from her total lack of acting ability, how in the hell did she get cast as Snow White opposite Charlize Theron? Is there any reality where anyone really thinks she is the "fairest of them all" compared to Charlize Theron?

Oh, she was banging the director? That's the only explanation.


A thousand times this.  I watched that movie because I will watch  anything with Charlize Theron in it (no, I'm serious, I watched  Hancock).  Charlize was awesome in  Snow White, but she's about the only good thing in it.

You know what, just to brighten up the thread, here's Charlize:
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2013-12-05 03:55:40 PM

InmanRoshi: So she bangs her boss and all of her coworkers.

In the food service industry, we called that kind of girl a "hostess".


Other industries call it a fluffer
 
2013-12-05 04:07:23 PM
There a tattoo of LAX over her clam?
 
2013-12-05 04:37:36 PM

Piizzadude: InmanRoshi: So she bangs her boss and all of her coworkers.

In the food service industry, we called that kind of girl a "hostess".

Other industries call it a fluffer


The oldest industry calls it keeping daddy happy.
 
2013-12-05 04:40:55 PM
Doggy Style???
 
2013-12-05 05:38:32 PM
GAWDAMMITAHELL!

Is that biatch EVER going to have a facial expression?
 
2013-12-05 05:52:49 PM

justinguarini4ever: Taylor Lautner is gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

My source is my ex-gf's ex-roommate who used to be best friends with Ashley Green who was in Twilight and who also saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night.


hahah are you talking about caitie?
 
2013-12-05 06:33:19 PM

rzrwiresunrise: Piizzadude: InmanRoshi: So she bangs her boss and all of her coworkers.

In the food service industry, we called that kind of girl a "hostess".

Other industries call it a fluffer

The oldest industry calls it keeping daddy happy kitchen wench.

awoiaf.westeros.org

/team Tyrion
 
2013-12-05 06:41:54 PM
Shouldn't that be "Human Action Figure Taylor Lautner"?
 
2013-12-05 07:48:20 PM

justinguarini4ever: Taylor Lautner is gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

My source is my ex-gf's ex-roommate who used to be best friends with Ashley Green who was in Twilight and who also saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night.


So, I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2013-12-05 08:50:23 PM
I thought Taylor Lautner was gay. Does Kristen Stewart just go back and forth between banging her directors and bearding for her costars?
 
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