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(Washington Post)   You can tell most secret societies said to control the world are fake; the real ones just throw press conferences and explain exactly how they plan on subverting democracy to their agenda, adding, "Just try and stop us"   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 15
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2013-12-05 10:25:39 AM
5 votes:
Emboldened by the Guardian report, liberal politicians held an anti-ALEC teleconference Wednesday afternoon. "ALEC," said Rep. Mark Pocan (D-Wis.), a former member of the group, "is nothing more than a corporate-funded and -dominated group that operates much like a dating service, only between legislators and special interests."

It's like speed dating for assholes.

*click*

"Hi, I'm Biff Fatwad.  I like poisoning the environment, high short-term profits over long term sustainability, suppressing civil dissent, and gaining unfair advantages while simultaneously singing the praises of 'competition.'"
MFK
2013-12-05 10:33:30 AM
3 votes:

netcentric: Well... maybe you will just have to pass those bills to see what is in them.

That works.


YOU!

IN THE CORNER NOW!

You can come out when you stop being potato.
2013-12-05 11:43:37 AM
2 votes:

Mentat: karnal: Yeah, yeah yeah......and the first moon landing was faked by Kubrick and Obama was secretly born in Africa. I've heard them all.

You do understand what Citizen's United was all about, right?



Seeks to reassert the traditional American values of limited government, freedom of enterprise, strong families, and national sovereignty.
2013-12-05 10:25:11 AM
2 votes:
imgs.xkcd.com

Had to....
2013-12-05 01:14:04 PM
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: BMulligan: Jefferson? The agrarian, anti-industrial Jefferson? That guy?

"jeffersonian"


Perhaps they mean George Jefferson? He moved on up to the East Side - that sounds pretty bootstrappy.
2013-12-05 11:27:33 AM
1 votes:
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, We do.

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do.

Who keeps back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do, we do.

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we dooooooo.
2013-12-05 11:13:50 AM
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: karnal: [fc09.deviantart.net image 850x555]

1989-2012.  Interesting choice of time period. No, not misleading at all.


How dare he use the most recent completed year and several decades before that. What is he trying to pull?
2013-12-05 11:00:41 AM
1 votes:
Fortunately, ACORN will stop them.
2013-12-05 10:53:16 AM
1 votes:
Remember, boys and girls:

lacoastpost.com

Not class warfare.

upload.wikimedia.org

Class warfare.
2013-12-05 10:52:28 AM
1 votes:
The environment and energy task force, led by private-sector American Electric Power. The tax and fiscal policy task force, headed by Altria. The international relations task force, run by Philip Morris. The commerce and insurance task force, by State Farm. And the health and human services task force, by Guarantee Trust Life Insurance.

Like an evil asshole, State Farm is there!

2013-12-05 10:49:08 AM
1 votes:

Diogenes: It's like speed dating for assholes.

*click*

"Hi, I'm Biff Fatwad.  I like poisoning the environment, high short-term profits over long term sustainability, suppressing civil dissent, and gaining unfair advantages while simultaneously singing the praises of 'competition.'"


So close ... you could have used "Farkwad".  or "Lord Farkwad", even

upload.wikimedia.org

"I'm cutting everyone's SNAP and unemplyment benefits, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to take."
2013-12-05 10:39:45 AM
1 votes:
the Death Star will be funded one way or another!
2013-12-05 10:34:47 AM
1 votes:
The way organizations like ALEC get stopped is but doing to them what was done to ACORN and the ACLU, they need to be demonized so politicians that want to get elected don't associate with them.  But then there is the money...
2013-12-05 10:07:10 AM
1 votes:
Thanks Obama
2013-12-05 09:15:33 AM
1 votes:
My secret cabal isn't going so well.

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
 
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