Fubini: Subby might get more mileage if he put up the circles of hell, because most of us don't have encyclopedic knowledge of Italian Renaissance literature.But from Wikipedia it looks like Rush Limbaugh would go just fine in at least 5 different circles. He could be a recurring character... it was seen fit that he would be punished in *every* level of hell, simultaneously.
Diogenes: Hoarders and Wasters = GOP
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Diogenes: Hoarders and Wasters = GOPoh jeebus christ you've got a one track mind.
Diogenes: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Diogenes: Hoarders and Wasters = GOPoh jeebus christ you've got a one track mind.Hey, I'm just staying in the spirit of Dante and taking cheap shots at my political enemies.I didn't make the rules here ;-)
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Diogenes: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Diogenes: Hoarders and Wasters = GOPoh jeebus christ you've got a one track mind.Hey, I'm just staying in the spirit of Dante and taking cheap shots at my political enemies.I didn't make the rules here ;-)yeah yeah yeah. Well we could have had some fun classing out popular actors and actresses or other what nots. Now it's a slap fight about my guys vs your guys when they aren't the ones burning they're the devils with the pitch forks!
2wolves: Marconi goes to the thieves pit.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Just imagine the fun that could be had with a Gandalf vs Harry Dresden
slapmastered: Look, I'm a HUGE Harry Dresden fan, but I think Gandalf would wipe the floor with him*. Not much even Harry can do against a *literal* force of nature. ...Though an argument could be made that Gandalf the Grey is slightly less potent than Gandalf the White, in which case Harry (later books, post-training-Molly, more experienced Harry) might have a fighting chance. If he had his blasting rod. And his multi-shield-bracelet. And his duster.In a stand-up fight though, I gotta give this to Gandalf. His Evocation is just more finely tuned than Harry's. Now give Harry time to prep, and some thaumaturgical bits of Gandalf to use? Things might get more interesting. Still. Gandalf Greyhaim took down Durin's Bane. One-to-one. Plus, wielding Narya would negate much of Harry's favorite elemental magic, Fire. Yup, gotta give it to Gandalf on this one./*Unless they were standing on Demonreach, then all bets are off.//Yep, I'm completely aware that I am a complete nerd.
Gonz: 2wolves: Marconi goes to the thieves pit.Marconi in the eighth, Edison in the ninth.
slapmastered: In a stand-up fight though, I gotta give this to Gandalf.
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