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(Pro Football Mock)   Gillette Stadium announces plans to halt all beer sales to Rob Gronkowski after halftime   (profootballmock.com) divider line 28
    More: Satire, Rob Gronkowski, Gillette Stadium, half-time, stadiums  
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1020 clicks; posted to Sports » on 05 Dec 2013 at 8:40 AM (33 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-05 08:52:00 AM
Not clicking. Nope.
 
2013-12-05 09:11:02 AM
I figured subby was trolling with the headline.

Little did I know it went to a trolling website.
 
2013-12-05 09:14:01 AM
I didn't click the link, but I still feel 100% safe saying it wasn't at all remotely funny.
 
2013-12-05 09:17:43 AM
There are two types of people in this world -- those who understand satire, and those who refuse to click links like these.
 
2013-12-05 09:33:48 AM

tbaughm: There are two types of people in this world -- those who understand satire, and those who refuse to click links like these.


It's not a matter of not understanding satire. It's a conscious decision to choose good satire and humor over amateurish hack writing like PFM.
 
2013-12-05 09:51:26 AM

WinoRhino: tbaughm: There are two types of people in this world -- those who understand satire, and those who refuse to click links like these.

It's not a matter of not understanding satire. It's a conscious decision to choose good satire and humor over amateurish hack writing like PFM.


Bingo.  PFM is trash for idiot bros.
 
2013-12-05 10:14:02 AM

tbaughm: There are two types of people in this world -- those who understand satire, and those who refuse to click links like these.and those who think PFM is funny or even remotely entertaining.


Good satire requires more subtlety than the below:

Losing QB: "OMG I can't believe I lost to [Winning QB]. $@$^%&$!"
Winning QB: "I also banged your wife ha ha!"
Unrelated QB: "You too?"
Losing and Winning QBs: "STFU [Unrelated QB], the grown ups are talking!!!"
Ben Rothelsburger: "IT'S BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES [Unrelated QB]"
Peyton Manning: "We know, Ben, thanks"

Ad infinitum.
 
2013-12-05 10:22:07 AM

H31N0US: Good satire requires more subtlety than the below:


HAHAHHAHAHA!!! It's like they're all on facebook together!!!1!
 
2013-12-05 10:22:59 AM

WinoRhino: H31N0US: Good satire requires more subtlety than the below:

HAHAHHAHAHA!!! It's like they're all on facebook together!!!1!


We know, Ben, thanks.
 
2013-12-05 10:23:51 AM

Yanks_RSJ: WinoRhino: tbaughm: There are two types of people in this world -- those who understand satire, and those who refuse to click links like these.

It's not a matter of not understanding satire. It's a conscious decision to choose good satire and humor over amateurish hack writing like PFM.

Bingo.  PFM is trash for idiot bros.


Thirded.
 
2013-12-05 10:26:32 AM
Saying those who don't like PFM don't understand satire is a little bit like saying those who don't like Vice magazine and Tucker Max don't understand edgy humor.
 
2013-12-05 10:51:34 AM
I like this site. It appeals to my inner 11-year-old.  Yes, it's tasteless and more obnoxious than funny, but I usually find myself laughing out loud at least once.

Diff'rent strokes and all that...
 
2013-12-05 10:58:02 AM

tnpir: It appeals to my inner 11-year-old


Bingo.

But I satiate my inner 11-year-old with porn. Different strokes...no pun intended.
 
2013-12-05 11:49:31 AM
The joke behind the satire is that Gronk drinks during games?  Does his play drop off as the game goes on, or was he involved in some postgame incident that I'm not aware of?
 
2013-12-05 12:00:23 PM

MooseMuffin: The joke behind the satire is that Gronk drinks during games?  Does his play drop off as the game goes on, or was he involved in some postgame incident that I'm not aware of?


Well, there's things like this. So during games? No. Outside of games? A bit.
 
2013-12-05 12:02:57 PM

MooseMuffin: The joke behind the satire is that Gronk drinks during games?  Does his play drop off as the game goes on, or was he involved in some postgame incident that I'm not aware of?


It's funny because, you see, he drinks off the field and likes to party.  So what they did was make it seem like his off-field antics also take place during games.

Satire.  For dopes.
 
2013-12-05 12:10:50 PM
Drew should buy out PFM and rename it FarkTVSports
 
2013-12-05 12:31:34 PM
Drew should make PFM a featured partner. It's so farking awful it would fit in perfectly.
 
2013-12-05 12:38:47 PM

abhorrent1: Drew should make PFM a featured partner. It's so farking awful it would fit in perfectly.


Yeah with sweat and dead mans balls etc etc.
 
2013-12-05 12:58:03 PM

tbaughm: There are two types of people in this world -- those who understand satire, and those who refuse to click links like these.


There are two types of people in this world -- those who understand comedy, and those who think Dane Cook isn't funny.
 
2013-12-05 01:49:07 PM
www.cinexcellence.com
 
2013-12-05 02:42:02 PM

WinoRhino: MooseMuffin: The joke behind the satire is that Gronk drinks during games?  Does his play drop off as the game goes on, or was he involved in some postgame incident that I'm not aware of?

Well, there's things like this. So during games? No. Outside of games? A bit.


Didnt think i could love the Gronk anymore but you sir have convinced me otherwise. Dude seems like a blast to be around.

/go pats
 
2013-12-05 03:26:10 PM
Before I clicked the link I thought they really were suspending beer sales at halftime at Gillette, as 75% of the patrons of the stadium are troglodytic Gronk-like drunken meathead goons.

/pats fan
//fans of your team are probably troglodytic goons too
 
2013-12-05 03:58:26 PM

caleb4god: WinoRhino: MooseMuffin: The joke behind the satire is that Gronk drinks during games?  Does his play drop off as the game goes on, or was he involved in some postgame incident that I'm not aware of?

Well, there's things like this. So during games? No. Outside of games? A bit.

Didnt think i could love the Gronk anymore but you sir have convinced me otherwise. Dude seems like a blast to be around.

/go pats


Wait until he drinks copious amounts of alcohol when he is on antibiotics and almost loses his arm because of it again.
 
2013-12-05 05:16:04 PM
Rob Gronkowski, 1st half stats: 17 receptions, 239 yards, 2 TD
Rob Gronkowski, 2nd half stats: 20 receptions, 321 yards, 2 TD

Why would they cut him off?
 
2013-12-06 01:24:43 AM

caleb4god: WinoRhino: MooseMuffin: The joke behind the satire is that Gronk drinks during games?  Does his play drop off as the game goes on, or was he involved in some postgame incident that I'm not aware of?

Well, there's things like this. So during games? No. Outside of games? A bit.

Didnt think i could love the Gronk anymore but you sir have convinced me otherwise. Dude seems like a blast to be around.

/go pats


Not a pats fan at all, but yeah, he would be fun to have a beer or 18 with.
 
2013-12-06 11:32:12 AM
I'm sure Drew is happy with all that sweet, sweet PFM money.
 
2013-12-06 12:51:37 PM
I'm sure that, with Bud Light being the official "beer" of the NFL, they'll supply Gronk with whatever he needs any time before, during or after the game.
 
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