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2013-12-05 08:09:08 AM
That's actually somewhat surprising.
 
2013-12-05 08:16:06 AM
Didn't he say that a while ago? Sounds familiar.
 
2013-12-05 08:27:14 AM
So if a man plugs another man in the brown eye, its bad but if that same brown eye target changes his willy wacker into a catchers mitt then it's A OK?

I echo others, this is scary and confusing
 
2013-12-05 08:33:17 AM
We're all so lucky to have a direct conduit to God here on earth to bounce our ideas off of. Quick, someone ask him if Jesus did in fact 'lose it' because he did not 'use it.'
 
2013-12-05 08:34:18 AM
So, God makes mistakes on His assembly line?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-12-05 08:47:06 AM
I think Pat Robertson has simply gone from crazy to senile.
 
2013-12-05 08:50:49 AM

Diogenes: So, God makes mistakes on His assembly line?


Like electronics, his quality assurance guy assured him a 10% failure rate is ok
 
2013-12-05 08:52:36 AM

vpb: I think Pat Robertson has simply gone from crazy to senile.


Progress!
 
2013-12-05 08:58:27 AM

Diogenes: So, God makes mistakes on His assembly line?


Somehow I doubt he followed that trainwreck of thought to that conclusion.

"But this other - many, many people are into this [homosexual] lifestyle because they have been abused as a child and so forth."

Yep.  Gay people were all abused as children, FACT.  *jerking off motion*  Still not sure why he holds this position yet thinks it's ok to have a sex change, but I guess there's no hope in trying to understand the logic of someone like that.
 
2013-12-05 09:00:43 AM
He's a chicks with dicks kind of dude, that's not surprising.
 
2013-12-05 09:07:03 AM
Also, God's okay with you putting your brain in the body of a killer robot...just not a gay one.
 
2013-12-05 09:07:41 AM
Vaguely reminds me of a guy who used to hang out at our (now gone) local bar.  Guy was hoot, and fun to drink with.  But he was kind of a homophobe, and was amazed when I came out to him.  He wasn't negative, per se, just shocked.

Then, later in the evening he said, "You know, even though I don't get the gay thing, you know what's HOT?  Brazilian trannies!  I would totally do a Brazilian tranny!"

Now, shouldn't his own feelings and attractions alone serve as evidence to him that people come in all varieties?
 
2013-12-05 09:08:39 AM

Sybarite: Also, God's okay with you putting your brain in the body of a killer robot...just not a gay one.


The Bible is a sadly incomplete instruction manual.
 
2013-12-05 09:10:15 AM

Diogenes: Vaguely reminds me of a guy who used to hang out at our (now gone) local bar.  Guy was hoot, and fun to drink with.  But he was kind of a homophobe, and was amazed when I came out to him.  He wasn't negative, per se, just shocked.

Then, later in the evening he said, "You know, even though I don't get the gay thing, you know what's HOT?  Brazilian trannies!  I would totally do a Brazilian tranny!"

Now, shouldn't his own feelings and attractions alone serve as evidence to him that people come in all varieties?


It's like Ron White says, we're all gay, it's just to what extent.
Not me man, not at all.
Yeah you are, and I can prove it.
Fine, prove it!
Do you like porn?
Yeah, I love porn, you know that.
Do you only watch scenes with two women?
No, I'll watch a man and a woman making love.
Do you like the man to have a small, half flaccid penis?
No, I like big hard throbbing co.... I did not know that about myself.
 
2013-12-05 09:38:33 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Diogenes: So, God makes mistakes on His assembly line?

Like electronics, his quality assurance guy assured him a 10% failure rate is ok


This comment wins the internets
 
2013-12-05 09:39:51 AM

thamike: vpb: I think Pat Robertson has simply gone from crazy to senile.

Progress!


Now if he could only go from senile to dead the circle would be complete.

The circle of awesomeness, that is.
 
2013-12-05 09:41:35 AM

Weaver95: IdBeCrazyIf: Diogenes: So, God makes mistakes on His assembly line?

Like electronics, his quality assurance guy assured him a 10% failure rate is ok

This comment wins the internets


The Kinsey Scale of Statistical Quality Control?
 
2013-12-05 10:06:35 AM

Diogenes: So, God makes mistakes on His assembly line?


Fallen world and all that. . .
 
2013-12-05 10:07:40 AM
What is surprising is that this old dinosaur is still alive.
I bet the real dinosaurs were killed off by more liberal animals because they wouldn't shut up and die already.
 
2013-12-05 10:08:17 AM

Barfmaker: Didn't he say that a while ago? Sounds familiar.


Yes, he has made this type of statement or something equivalent several times in the past, so it isn't very surprising. It surprises a lot of the people who tune into him, though.
 
2013-12-05 10:09:30 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transsexuality_in_Iran

Congratulations Pat, you've about as progressive as the Ayatollah
 
2013-12-05 10:09:36 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: We're all so lucky to have a direct conduit to God here on earth to bounce our ideas off of. Quick, someone ask him if Jesus did in fact 'lose it' because he did not 'use it.'


If you believe the New Testament, he did not have sex with anyone.
However, in the less-accepted texts that definitely did not make it into the New Testament, he was banging Mary Magdalene and was married to her(though some might argue that marriage equals "little to no sex"), and in the Heretical Gospel of Mark, he was involved in some kid of esoteric teachings that involved possible homosexual leanings.  After all, just because you go to a hidden spot to "teach" someone religion, and the other person is a young, attractive male who is wearing next to nothing (something faintly gauzy and see-through) for an entire night, it doesn't mean that Jesus is gay or anything.
 
2013-12-05 10:11:33 AM

Barfmaker: Didn't he say that a while ago? Sounds familiar.


He has made roughly the same comment before.  It may also sound familiar because it's the exact same position the Iranian theocracy takes on the issue.  So that's nice.
 
2013-12-05 10:11:53 AM

Diogenes: So, God makes mistakes on His assembly line?


Are you kidding me? If you could drag the guy into court over his failure rate you'd have the largest - and quickest - liability trial in the history of ever. As farked up as his products are on a regular basis the guy must be running the whole show, by himself, drunk, stoned and tuned up on crack 24/7.
 
2013-12-05 10:12:26 AM

vudukungfu: What is surprising is that this old dinosaur is still alive.
I bet the real dinosaurs were killed off by more liberal animals because they wouldn't shut up and die already.


Blame the shake.

Side effects may include ability to leg press 2000 without your hips shattering and your thighs driving into your shoulders.
 
2013-12-05 10:13:04 AM

EvilEgg: He's a chicks with dicks kind of dude, that's not surprising.


Hey now, what straight man is not afraid of vaginas?
 
2013-12-05 10:13:53 AM
Funny, I think being religious should be a mental illness.
 
2013-12-05 10:14:17 AM

nekom: That's actually somewhat surprising.


Illogic from the irrational? In my vagina?
 
2013-12-05 10:14:24 AM

Lawnchair: Barfmaker: Didn't he say that a while ago? Sounds familiar.

He has made roughly the same comment before.  It may also sound familiar because it's the exact same position the Iranian theocracy takes on the issue.  So that's nice.



You have to wonder if this isn't some kind of confused projection?  Like Pat's gay, but he knows he wouldn't make a pretty enough woman to fark.
 
2013-12-05 10:15:15 AM

Diogenes: So, God makes mistakes on His assembly line?


What is the Trinity but a sort of theological union? And you know what union guys are like.
 
2013-12-05 10:15:59 AM

DarnoKonrad: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transsexuality_in_Iran

Congratulations Pat, you've about as progressive as the Ayatollah


So, if you're gay, you're an abomination to be put to death... unless you want to change gender, then it's a-okay?
Actually, this is consistent with what some people have been saying for years - a lot of homophobia is really insecurity about gender roles, hence the "who wears the pants" or "which one's the girl" comments. If you change gender but still fit into that rigid dichotomy, then they're okay. However, if you're androgynous, or a non-stereotypically feminine woman or a non-stereotypically masculine man, then it outrages them. After all, then how do they know who to oppress?
 
2013-12-05 10:17:06 AM
"Now I understand and I've mentioned on this program that people that need a sex change operation - in other words, it's a woman that's trapped in a man's body, a man trapped in a woman's body - and they really need some hormones and surgery to get the thing lined up, that's one thing,"

So, God made a mistake?
 
2013-12-05 10:18:00 AM

Theaetetus: DarnoKonrad: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transsexuality_in_Iran

Congratulations Pat, you've about as progressive as the Ayatollah

So, if you're gay, you're an abomination to be put to death... unless you want to change gender, then it's a-okay?
Actually, this is consistent with what some people have been saying for years - a lot of homophobia is really insecurity about gender roles, hence the "who wears the pants" or "which one's the girl" comments. If you change gender but still fit into that rigid dichotomy, then they're okay. However, if you're androgynous, or a non-stereotypically feminine woman or a non-stereotypically masculine man, then it outrages them. After all, then how do they know who to oppress?


Their moral view on gender and intercourse is purely mechanical.
 
2013-12-05 10:18:45 AM
Wherever his studio is, please Obama, Controller of Weather Patterns and Fart, please send a hurricane or tornado to its location.
 
2013-12-05 10:19:08 AM

nekom: That's actually somewhat surprising.


Not to me. I was accepting of transsexuals before homosexuals.
 
2013-12-05 10:19:32 AM
And Jesus did say unto the masses, "is not a chick with a dick, merely a dude with tits? Let he who has never dabbled in transexual pornography cast the first stone."
 
2013-12-05 10:19:52 AM
Tranny thread
/Grabs popcorn
 
2013-12-05 10:20:17 AM

Theaetetus: DarnoKonrad: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transsexuality_in_Iran

Congratulations Pat, you've about as progressive as the Ayatollah

So, if you're gay, you're an abomination to be put to death... unless you want to change gender, then it's a-okay?
Actually, this is consistent with what some people have been saying for years - a lot of homophobia is really insecurity about gender roles, hence the "who wears the pants" or "which one's the girl" comments. If you change gender but still fit into that rigid dichotomy, then they're okay. However, if you're androgynous, or a non-stereotypically feminine woman or a non-stereotypically masculine man, then it outrages them. After all, then how do they know who to oppress?



Seems reasonable enough.  Anthropologically, there were and are societies with multiple gender roles to address this.  Which makes sense, because sex is not the false dichotomy between gay and straight our society makes it out to be -- it's a spectrum of behaviors.  Something Kinsey documented in people years ago.  But ours and Iran's social structure really doesn't accommodate that reality, which creates friction and absurdities.
 
2013-12-05 10:22:43 AM

HotWingConspiracy: And Jesus did say unto the masses, "is not a chick with a dick, merely a dude with tits? Let he who has never dabbled in transexual pornography cast the first stone."


Nice.
 
2013-12-05 10:24:22 AM
After Orlando, Florida, city officials voted in 1998 to fly rainbow flags from city lampposts during the annual Gay Days event at Disney World, Robertson issued the city a warning: "I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you. ... [A] condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs, it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor."

That was quite a day.
 
2013-12-05 10:24:53 AM
Progress, of a sort.  I applaud this new, more inclusive Pat Robertson.
 
2013-12-05 10:25:18 AM
Newsflash-a large percentage of christians believe homosexuality is a sin. How many times can you be outraged by this?
 
2013-12-05 10:26:40 AM

pkellmey: Barfmaker: Didn't he say that a while ago? Sounds familiar.

Yes, he has made this type of statement or something equivalent several times in the past, so it isn't very surprising. It surprises a lot of the people who tune into him, though.


It's one of the few positions that he has been consistent on.  Robertson has repeatedly stated that transsexality is a medical/mental condition and needs to be treated accordingly.  There's no Biblical reason to believe otherwise, save a verse in Deuteronomy that says eunuchs aren't allowed in the Temple.

Now if he'd just respect the findings of the medical community regarding homosexuality.  I don't care if some wrinkled prune of an old man dislikes it.  That's his prerogative. I just wish he'd shut up about it.
 
2013-12-05 10:26:42 AM
I see.
So when god took a woman and hooked on the wrong gear......would that be considered a "mistake"?
And if so how can Robertson justify it being ok to correct that type of "mistake" but not others?

/Ten bucks says he has a tranny child / relative / close friend.
//"Honor dies where interest lies."
 
2013-12-05 10:28:40 AM
I guess as long as Tab A is going into Slot B, he doesn't care.  doesn't matter to him that Slob B used to be Tab B.
 
2013-12-05 10:29:47 AM
IT'S A TRAP!

t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-12-05 10:30:02 AM

nekom: Diogenes: Vaguely reminds me of a guy who used to hang out at our (now gone) local bar.  Guy was hoot, and fun to drink with.  But he was kind of a homophobe, and was amazed when I came out to him.  He wasn't negative, per se, just shocked.

Then, later in the evening he said, "You know, even though I don't get the gay thing, you know what's HOT?  Brazilian trannies!  I would totally do a Brazilian tranny!"

Now, shouldn't his own feelings and attractions alone serve as evidence to him that people come in all varieties?

It's like Ron White says, we're all gay, it's just to what extent.
Not me man, not at all.
Yeah you are, and I can prove it.
Fine, prove it!
Do you like porn?
Yeah, I love porn, you know that.
Do you only watch scenes with two women?


Yes.  So... now what?
 
2013-12-05 10:31:33 AM

corn-bread: /Ten bucks says he has a folder full of tranny porn child / relative / close friend.


FTFY. Although, for future reference, that word is considered a pejorative term.
 
2013-12-05 10:31:36 AM

doubled99: Newsflash-a large percentage of christians believe homosexuality is a sin. How many times can you be outraged by this?


Congratulations on missing the point.

We know his views on homosexuality.  It's the twisted 'logic' he employs to give transsexuals a moral exemption that's key here.
 
2013-12-05 10:32:15 AM

reillan: nekom: Diogenes: Vaguely reminds me of a guy who used to hang out at our (now gone) local bar.  Guy was hoot, and fun to drink with.  But he was kind of a homophobe, and was amazed when I came out to him.  He wasn't negative, per se, just shocked.

Then, later in the evening he said, "You know, even though I don't get the gay thing, you know what's HOT?  Brazilian trannies!  I would totally do a Brazilian tranny!"

Now, shouldn't his own feelings and attractions alone serve as evidence to him that people come in all varieties?

It's like Ron White says, we're all gay, it's just to what extent.
Not me man, not at all.
Yeah you are, and I can prove it.
Fine, prove it!
Do you like porn?
Yeah, I love porn, you know that.
Do you only watch scenes with two women?

Yes.  So... now what?


Does either othe muse a flaccid dildo?
 
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