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(Buzzfeed)   Twenty-six questions people from India are sick of answering. Oh, my goodness yes   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 26
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2013-12-05 02:56:18 AM  
#27 Can you shower please?

Spent 3 months on a train commuting to SF. Indians are stanky, the females sometimes worse than the males. I'm not asking for perfume or cologne, just not your 5,6,7 + day who knows what not bathing ass.

#28 Utensils, can those be incorporated into your eating habits?

That shiat's just gross: forks, knives, spoons, please start using them.
 
2013-12-05 03:44:52 AM  
If I know my doctor, she's probably sick of people probing around for pain pills. Great doc though.

When I'm on the phone I ask them where they are from and while we wait around I google it. I'll probably never get to visit their city, but I'm happy to meet people on the phone from all over the place. They probably don't care for my curiosity but I'm not at all racist or insensitive. I appreciate their help.

Anyway, thanks for nothing, BuzzFart.
 
2013-12-05 04:55:05 AM  
let me guess....26 pictures with a short caption underneath?

*"reads" article*

nope. you got one over on me buzzfeed! it was 26 .gifs of people of Indian ancestry, with a short caption underneath AND title above the gif!

you're always so clever buzzfeed...
 
2013-12-05 05:43:54 AM  
No 'Is your name really Bob?'

I'm disappointed.
 
2013-12-05 08:17:14 AM  
What time is it?
 
2013-12-05 08:24:37 AM  
Those were some shiatty gifs that added nothing to the crappy list.
 
IP
2013-12-05 08:33:01 AM  
Buzzfeed is the worst.
 
2013-12-05 08:38:38 AM  
Buzzfeed must do the needful, and stop these ridiculous lists.
 
2013-12-05 08:58:01 AM  
27. Do you like these strawmen I just built?
 
2013-12-05 09:19:03 AM  
27. How can she slap, sir?
 
2013-12-05 09:38:32 AM  

i1123.photobucket.com

 
2013-12-05 09:47:30 AM  
I have asked a few of those questions to my Indian contractor subordinate. He's awfully polite and explains as clearly as he can in that funny accent how they don't all speak Hindu or greet each other with fancy choreography.

I thought it was pretty boring, so I asked him to fix some server problems and I went home early.
 
2013-12-05 09:53:29 AM  
I'm more worried about the people that don't ask questions and lack curiosity.
 
2013-12-05 10:19:11 AM  
I think the one about whether they have ever ridden on top of a train is perfectly valid. From the pictures I've seen a significant portion of the population must have done it at one time or another.
 
2013-12-05 10:23:25 AM  

Old_Chief_Scott: I think the one about whether they have ever ridden on top of a train is perfectly valid. From the pictures I've seen a significant portion of the population must have done it at one time or another.


I'm guessing she's from a wealthy family in a rich part of the country, which is why she finds questions about castes, the massive population, and third world conditions so offensive
 
2013-12-05 10:36:59 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: [i1123.photobucket.com image 400x300]


My favorite.  Unfortunately too big to post inline.
 
2013-12-05 10:38:49 AM  

Diogenes: Buzzfeed must do the needful, and stop these ridiculous lists.


Why would they?  5 minutes of work, and they get thousands of page views.  To me it looks like a very good business model.
 
2013-12-05 11:06:57 AM  

labman: No 'Is your name really Bob?'


Yeah, I hate that. You're not fooling me, Bob. Just tell me your real name. Hearing a foreign name won't send me into an apoplectic fit(it might cause some Tea-Tards to have one, though).
 
2013-12-05 11:13:55 AM  

Flab: My favorite


That.Was.Bootiful!
 
2013-12-05 11:30:07 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: [i1123.photobucket.com image 400x300]



Just checking in. Work got way busy, then I took vacation, and since I've been back I've been missing you and the Monday blues. Did something happen I shouldn't ask about (yay, juicy story!) or did you just get tired?


/Serious.
 
2013-12-05 03:48:54 PM  
Missing:  Do you all just shiat in holes in the ground?
 
2013-12-05 04:30:03 PM  
OK.. I love to piss off the Indian telemarketers..  I'll listen for a few to the sales pitch, and then ask "Why is it that all of you Pakistanis all sound so funny?"

They will take you off the calling list...  You don't even have to ask. :)   I've been tele call free for about three months now. :)
 
2013-12-05 04:54:12 PM  

metallion: OK.. I love to piss off the Indian telemarketers..  I'll listen for a few to the sales pitch, and then ask "Why is it that all of you Pakistanis all sound so funny?"

They will take you off the calling list...  You don't even have to ask. :)   I've been tele call free for about three months now. :)


"You are a bad man, a very bad man."
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2013-12-05 05:19:07 PM  

phlegmmo: metallion: OK.. I love to piss off the Indian telemarketers..  I'll listen for a few to the sales pitch, and then ask "Why is it that all of you Pakistanis all sound so funny?"

They will take you off the calling list...  You don't even have to ask. :)   I've been tele call free for about three months now. :)

"You are a bad man, a very bad man."
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Babooo :(
 
2013-12-05 08:52:01 PM  
27. Will you, in fact, do the needful?
 
2013-12-06 04:20:23 PM  
27. Why do you all move here and work at Fry's Electronics?
 
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