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(The Blemish)   Paul Walker didn't just like it Fast & Furious, he liked it Young & Loose   (theblemish.com) divider line 95
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2013-12-05 08:58:13 AM  
Is she Courtney Stodden's older sister?
 
2013-12-05 09:04:32 AM  
Because when you are rich and famous you are allowed to do these things and it is considered ok.
 
2013-12-05 09:08:51 AM  
To anyone who reads gossip sites it's no secret Paul liked them really young. From what I've read he also liked them a bit dumb.
 
2013-12-05 09:09:05 AM  
Other 1st world nations let them marry young, marry cousins and they sometimes have what we consider pets on the menu.

America on the other hand was founded by Puritans and boobs are too scary to show on TV
 
2013-12-05 09:11:17 AM  
Wasn't he a Mormon? They do things...differently.
 
2013-12-05 09:12:13 AM  
"High-fives from his buddies"?

The dude was Mr. Handsome Hunk Movie-star. He could have been banging the very cream of the crop of top-shelf hotties from all over the world. Instead, he is in a long-term relationship with his daughter's (reasonably attractive, but not that hot) babysitter/BFF.

If he was just a perv, he would have been trading in for a new 16-year-old every year, but after sticking with the same young woman for seven years, I can only conclude that it really was love.
 
2013-12-05 09:13:01 AM  
If you're going that young, it ain't because she's loose.

/NO sleeve like wizard
 
2013-12-05 09:13:16 AM  
thecryptojournalist.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-05 09:15:31 AM  
The rest of Hollywood probably considered him a prude banging a girl that as old as 16.
 
2013-12-05 09:16:56 AM  
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.
 
2013-12-05 09:17:59 AM  

MadMonk: The rest of Hollywood probably considered him a prude banging a girl that as old as 16.



FTFY
 
2013-12-05 09:18:05 AM  

nimawai: To anyone who reads gossip sites it's no secret Paul liked them really young. From what I've read he also liked them a bit dumb.


so, young, dumb and full of what now?
 
2013-12-05 09:18:43 AM  
If Obama dropped dead today of a heart attack, I'm pretty sure there'd be fewer articles than we've had about someone I've never heard of before he died.
 
2013-12-05 09:18:59 AM  
I'm still trying to do the math on the gf (23) and daughter (15).  I'm going to assume that she (the gf) is not the mother of his daughter.

/not good at math
 
2013-12-05 09:20:50 AM  
It is no surprise that we will have several more followup articles regarding this actor. We will learn details about his life, tiny details. Meaningless details.

And the two American soldiers who were IEDed in Afghanistan toward the end of last month were a blip on the Net.

I can deal with who we are; I'm not sure I can deal with where we are heading.

Carry on.
 
2013-12-05 09:20:57 AM  

The Crepes of Wrath: If Obama dropped dead today of a heart attack, I'm pretty sure there'd be fewer articles than we've had about someone I've never heard of before he died.


Well, not even owning a TV will do that to ya.
 
2013-12-05 09:26:49 AM  

PsyLord: I'm still trying to do the math on the gf (23) and daughter (15).  I'm going to assume that she (the gf) is not the mother of his daughter.

/not good at math


He had the daughter 15 years ago and started dating the girlfriend 7 years ago.

And yeah, if they were dating 7 years ago, that is longer than a lot of marriages
 
2013-12-05 09:27:11 AM  

nimawai: To anyone who reads gossip sites it's no secret Paul liked them really young. From what I've read he also liked them a bit dumb.


So, in technical terms, he was a "male"
 
2013-12-05 09:28:25 AM  

August11: It is no surprise that we will have several more followup articles regarding this actor. We will learn details about his life, tiny details. Meaningless details.


Yet no pictures of said gf.
 
2013-12-05 09:28:54 AM  
userserve-ak.last.fm

Approves.
 
2013-12-05 09:45:08 AM  
Fast and Loose is what got him in his current predicament.


fatalvenom: Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.


Nice
 
2013-12-05 09:45:13 AM  

LoneDoggie: nimawai: To anyone who reads gossip sites it's no secret Paul liked them really young. From what I've read he also liked them a bit dumb.

so, young, dumb and full of what now?


Ashes?

/Too soon?
 
2013-12-05 09:57:38 AM  

crazydave023: Because when you are rich and famous you are allowed to do these things and it is considered ok.


Well, considered "OK" by some.

Power corrupts.  When you have that much money and influence and can, essentially, create your own reality...  well let's just say "at least he didn't go all Caligula."

It isn't "OK" but it will keep happening.  At least until we figure out how to gid rid of money or something, and then we'll find another way to stratify ourselves and the process will continue.  Sad but true.
 
2013-12-05 10:09:20 AM  
Whar is pic of of said "young and loose" woman?
 
2013-12-05 10:20:03 AM  

PsyLord: August11: It is no surprise that we will have several more followup articles regarding this actor. We will learn details about his life, tiny details. Meaningless details.

Yet no pictures of said gf.


ll-media.extratv.com
 
2013-12-05 10:24:34 AM  

Mobutu: crazydave023: Because when you are rich and famous you are allowed to do these things and it is considered ok.

Well, considered "OK" by some.

Power corrupts.  When you have that much money and influence and can, essentially, create your own reality...  well let's just say "at least he didn't go all Caligula."

It isn't "OK" but it will keep happening.  At least until we figure out how to gid rid of money or something, and then we'll find another way to stratify ourselves and the process will continue.  Sad but true.


Money and power don't corrupt. They just reveal who the true you is inside. For Paul Walker, it was apparently Wooderson from Dazed and Confused, who loved fast cars and young women. I can't really fault him on that though, as both are a hell of a lot of fun.
 
2013-12-05 10:31:22 AM  
Wow... he was a movie star that could pulled ridiculous tail and chose a kid?

That's lame.
 
2013-12-05 10:31:39 AM  
While 16 seems a little young, I wiill reserve judgement. My wife is 23 years younger than me. The weirdest thing we have found about the age difference is how NOT weird it is. We met when she was 19 and married when she was 24. Shared intrests made us friends for years and best friends for a long time before either of us even THOUGHT about anything romantic. She nor I (God KNOWS not I) are perfect, but I am pretty sure she's as perfect for ME as anyone ever could be. I tell her all the time "I have loved you all my life. It just took me 40+ years to actually meet you."
 
2013-12-05 10:32:07 AM  
 
2013-12-05 10:38:00 AM  

fatalvenom: Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.


assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-12-05 10:43:45 AM  
If he banged her during the first two years of the relationship, he committed a crime California, but somehow I doubt they'll be investigating that now. At any rate, as wrong as it may possibly have been, there's not much else to say now.
 
2013-12-05 10:51:59 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Well, not even owning a TV will do that to ya.


I actually own two, but thanks for playing. I just don't watch sh*tty movies.
 
2013-12-05 10:53:17 AM  
I guess I'm in the minority here, but after reading a couple interviews with Walker (wasn't a fan of his "work), he seemed like a dick.  Glad to hear that he helped charity efforts, but (particularly in a recent Car and Driver article) he definitely didn't come across as someone I'd want to spend time around.
 
2013-12-05 10:53:44 AM  

FuturePastNow: If he banged her during the first two years of the relationship, he committed a crime California, but somehow I doubt they'll be investigating that now. At any rate, as wrong as it may possibly have been, there's not much else to say now.


2.bp.blogspot.com

This looks so wrong.
 
2013-12-05 11:00:01 AM  
To be fair, he looks like he is 25 rather than 40... He looks younger than her in idesofmarch's photo
 
2013-12-05 11:03:38 AM  

The Crepes of Wrath: Jim from Saint Paul: Well, not even owning a TV will do that to ya.

I actually own two, but thanks for playing. I just don't watch sh*tty movies.


Lighten up Francis.
 
2013-12-05 11:04:25 AM  
Young and tight is better, Subby.
 
2013-12-05 11:06:22 AM  
While I would like to find this negative in some way...the fact that they were together for 7 years, lends some credence that it wasn't her age that he found attractive.

I mean...16 and 33 is a bit absurd...but certainly not a creepy as it could have been.
 
2013-12-05 11:08:32 AM  
And so how would everyone feel if he started dating a 16 year old boy?
 
2013-12-05 11:10:29 AM  
So now that there's not much else to say, the media starts to dig for dirt on someone who just passed away. Fark you Blemish. The guy died and is survived by a family. Pretty low trying to make someone look bad.
 
2013-12-05 11:16:39 AM  

monoski: FuturePastNow: If he banged her during the first two years of the relationship, he committed a crime California, but somehow I doubt they'll be investigating that now. At any rate, as wrong as it may possibly have been, there's not much else to say now.

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This looks so wrong.


Well, yeah. Whoever did the 'shoop didn't put much effort into it, so it's gonna look wrong.
No matching on hair colors, the skin tones are off, there's no shading where her head is in front of his, all sorts of problems.
 
2013-12-05 11:26:41 AM  
Anyone out there deeply involved with Hollywood?  How do some celebrities succeed living with an obviously open secret potential scandal, and others fail and drift away like flotsam?

Is it simply dollars brought in warrant hive-mentality protection from bad press?
 
2013-12-05 11:33:30 AM  

Mad_Radhu:


I could hear his voice while reading the article.

/love that movie
//even more love for the Chevelle SS
 
2013-12-05 11:36:30 AM  

MadMonk: The rest of Hollywood probably considered him a prude banging a girl that as old as 16.


FTFY
 
2013-12-05 11:46:41 AM  

thefatbasturd: While 16 seems a little young, I wiill reserve judgement. My wife is 23 years younger than me. The weirdest thing we have found about the age difference is how NOT weird it is. We met when she was 19 and married when she was 24. Shared intrests made us friends for years and best friends for a long time before either of us even THOUGHT about anything romantic. She nor I (God KNOWS not I) are perfect, but I am pretty sure she's as perfect for ME as anyone ever could be. I tell her all the time "I have loved you all my life. It just took me 40+ years to actually meet you."


Aww, how romantic. Can I puke now?
 
2013-12-05 11:52:46 AM  
5 things to know about her. Kinda scratching my head as to why the Fark pitchfork-&-torches crowd is so quiet. Must be early. Couldn't be the disingenuousness....
 
2013-12-05 11:55:28 AM  
The dude's Mormon, he doesn't know any better.

His old man is probably only in his mid-50s.
 
2013-12-05 11:59:23 AM  

GRCooper: nimawai: To anyone who reads gossip sites it's no secret Paul liked them really young. From what I've read he also liked them a bit dumb.

So, in technical terms, he was a "male"


Pretty much. Which is why I'm not getting any. I'm not dumb or young. :/
 
2013-12-05 12:06:24 PM  
Oldies but goodies:
-Its okay to play as long as there's grass on the field.
-Old enough to bleed means old enough to breed.
 
2013-12-05 12:10:49 PM  

mjohnson71: Oldies but goodies:
-Its okay to play as long as there's grass on the field.
-Old enough to bleed means old enough to breed.


- Old enough to pee, old enough for me

/ducks
 
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