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(MLive.com)   If you're going to be pulled over while "super drunk," may as well have your Canadian Mist bottle open and close at hand, too   (mlive.com) divider line 27
    More: Dumbass, Pittsfield Township, Canadian Mist, Ypsilanti Township, Washtenaw County, Schick, chemical test  
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2013-12-05 12:33:17 AM
I'll bet a dollar this wasn't his first DUI either.

Isn't 0.17 mean your blood is like 17% alcohol?
 
2013-12-05 12:50:21 AM
Super Drunk was my nickname at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.
 
2013-12-05 12:51:40 AM

fluffy2097: I'll bet a dollar this wasn't his first DUI either.

Isn't 0.17 mean your blood is like 17% alcohol?


No, that's .17%, so it's actually .0017% alcohol.
 
2013-12-05 01:09:48 AM
I love this stuff!

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2013-12-05 01:12:30 AM
You like whiskey, but you don't like the whiskey burn?
 
2013-12-05 01:20:25 AM
inappropriate use of a comma
 
2013-12-05 01:21:29 AM
Sounds like a comic book hero.
 
2013-12-05 01:21:31 AM
.17 is super drunk? That's the weakest shiat I ever heard. I bet half the cops blow that when they show up for their shifts.
 
2013-12-05 01:24:15 AM
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2013-12-05 01:32:18 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: fluffy2097: I'll bet a dollar this wasn't his first DUI either.

Isn't 0.17 mean your blood is like 17% alcohol?

No, that's .17%, so it's actually .0017% alcohol.


Wow. You suck at math.
 
2013-12-05 01:57:23 AM
Some addit, jussuh my passen ogayer. Pass-enger, okay?
 
2013-12-05 01:58:03 AM

He swore loudly and shook his fist:
"Damn plus one is Canadian Mist!"
He quickly got caught
And his final thought?
"I wonder if it'll be missed."

 
2013-12-05 02:06:15 AM
Subby is in highschool and has never been 'supper drunk'
 
2013-12-05 02:07:37 AM

chitownmike: Subby is in highschool and has never been 'supper drunk'


You're not super drunk until the cops take pity and send you to the ER.
 
2013-12-05 03:43:24 AM
rich & rare is better
 
2013-12-05 04:24:29 AM

Russ1642: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: fluffy2097: I'll bet a dollar this wasn't his first DUI either.

Isn't 0.17 mean your blood is like 17% alcohol?

No, that's .17%, so it's actually .0017% alcohol.

Wow. You suck at math.


.0017 / 100 / 100

...percent. To get it in metric you have to divide the final result by 1000. Then that's one metric percent per cubic deciliter.
 
2013-12-05 07:46:06 AM
Canadian Mist sucks.
 
2013-12-05 07:55:01 AM
What's his Fark handle?

/oblig
 
2013-12-05 08:07:34 AM

offmymeds: Canadian Mist sucks.

It's a good mixer, but pretty flavorless on its own.

Better value than Crown Royal at half the price.
 
2013-12-05 08:13:34 AM
Mayor Ford?
 
2013-12-05 09:49:51 AM

morg: .17 is super drunk? That's the weakest shiat I ever heard. I bet half the cops blow that when they show up for their shifts.


You are not wrong, State Trooper John Beemer was charged with the Super Drunk Law just two months after the law went into effect.

And to the article writer, it is actually called the Super Drunk Law, it is not so-called.  Other than that, this story is bland.
 
2013-12-05 10:19:59 AM
why is this on Fark?

Cuz it's 'not news'?

Sheesh.
 
2013-12-05 10:42:33 AM
If you're going to be cruising around while wasted, why not have a bottle of whiskey?
Wish the cops had said what he truely blew, all is says is over .17.
 
2013-12-05 02:23:01 PM

Kygz: If you're going to be cruising around while wasted, why not have a bottle of whiskey?
Wish the cops had said what he truely blew, all is says is over .17.


They wont because it prompts other alcoholics to try and beat this guys "high score".  The same reason that Alcohol meters in bars will only tell you "you're not safe to drive".

Ironically, knowing this behavior is incredibly common in humans, we will still publish a mass shooter's personal manifesto, his face, any statements or videos he makes, along with asking "what was his MOTIVE!?"  His motive was he was a farking psychopath, and providing him wall to wall news coverage just encourages other psychopaths to beat his "high score."
 
2013-12-05 04:21:25 PM
"open bottle of Canadian Mist on the front passenger seat and there was a strong odor of alcohol coming from the vehicle"

Was the vehicle drinking as well?
 
2013-12-05 07:04:17 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: fluffy2097: I'll bet a dollar this wasn't his first DUI either.

Isn't 0.17 mean your blood is like 17% alcohol?

No, that's .17%, so it's actually .0017% alcohol.


Wow.  You suck at math!
 
2013-12-05 08:56:26 PM
Did he have a cape?

All superheros should have a cape.
 
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