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(Daily Mail)   Norwegian Embassy gifts 700 ornaments to decorate Washington Christmas tree, and they're a scream   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, The Scream, Union Station, Washington Christmas tree, Norwegian Embassy, Edward Munch, Norway, Norwegian, Nigella Lawson  
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9795 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Dec 2013 at 10:27 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-04 10:40:43 PM  
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2013-12-04 11:06:39 PM  
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Mock26: By the way, how does your foot taste?

Delicious with a nice Chianti.
2013-12-04 09:35:06 PM  
2 votes:
Mother of God I can't read.

Castigate me at your leisure.
2013-12-05 01:15:38 AM  
1 vote:

telemakhos: Confabulat:

That is complicated.

All I know, is someone can give you the flu, but no one ever gifts you the flu.

There's also a difference between "gifted" children and "given" children.  The former are gifted with abilities by nature, or, to put it another way, nature gifts them with abilities.  The latter are given away to monasteries, because their parents don't want them and so give them to monks who are eager for little oblates to sharpen their quills.

Hmm at this point I'm wondering if it's possible to gift a damn.
2013-12-04 11:04:49 PM  
1 vote:

Huh, would you look at that.  More than ONE ornament of the screaming man.  Makes me wonder how many they really did send....
2013-12-04 11:00:14 PM  
1 vote:

redsquid: Stop verbing 'gift' tardmitter!

So... Gift:

transitive verb
: to present (someone) with a gift
Full Definition of GIFT
:  to endow with some power, quality, or attribute
:  <gifted her with flowers>

Unless I just fell for some troll thing I was unaware of.
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