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(Fox News)   China's takeover of the United States enters the next phase   (foxnews.com) divider line 100
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2013-12-04 07:56:37 PM  
I can't even begin to imagine that it is even being considered.
 
2013-12-04 08:59:47 PM  
If it was reported in any sane fashion by any news agency that wasn't Faux News then I would extend two brain cells to give a shiat
 
2013-12-04 09:02:33 PM  
They're going to take over the entire world, eventually

/seriously... there are a lot of Chinese people
//and their population is growing almost exponentially
 
2013-12-04 09:17:24 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: //and their population is growing almost exponentially


Guess what happens after the exponential phase.
 
2013-12-04 09:18:19 PM  

Mentat: MaudlinMutantMollusk: //and their population is growing almost exponentially

Guess what happens after the exponential phase.


I was told there would be no math
 
2013-12-04 09:20:05 PM  
The Post has it.  It's not the craziest thing I've ever heard.
 
2013-12-04 09:25:38 PM  

BravadoGT: The Post has it.  It's not the craziest thing I've ever heard.


Like a Disneyland with appeal to the Chinese... well by gum, lets burn it to the ground.
 
2013-12-04 09:30:11 PM  
Remember the 1980s when the Japanese were going to take over the USA?

Good times. Good times.
 
2013-12-04 09:46:17 PM  
If approved, every province in China would have an office there and foreign investors funding the development would receive green cards for their $500,000 checks under the EB-5 program designed to lure foreign investment,

Well, that might explain it.
 
2013-12-04 10:11:46 PM  
What's Fox crying about now??
 
2013-12-04 10:20:51 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Remember the 1980s when the Japanese were going to take over the USA?

Good times. Good times.


There's no godzilla to stop the Chinese
 
2013-12-04 10:56:08 PM  
Remember when Japan was going to purchase America?

Good times. Good times.
 
2013-12-04 11:00:02 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Remember when Japan was going to purchase America?

Good times. Good times.


Yeah, but at least the Japanese were paying for the properties.

China is just going to redraw its borders to encompass the new "Chinese territory" and threaten to shoot down anyone who passes through.
 
2013-12-04 11:00:36 PM  
Remember when the Japanese were going to take everything over because they bought Pebble Beach Golf Course and built a resort hotel? Good times, my friends.
 
2013-12-04 11:00:50 PM  
In the Catskills? China has Jews?
 
2013-12-04 11:04:52 PM  

Mentat: Guess what happens after the exponential phase.


www.thedailysheeple.com

?
 
2013-12-04 11:05:24 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: China is just going to redraw its borders to encompass the new "Chinese territory" and threaten to shoot down anyone who passes through.


They really aren't as scary as they are made out to be.

If it comes to water and arable land? Yeah. That whole island thing? It's bullsh*t. They will not attack their trading partners. They need the money.
 
2013-12-04 11:06:58 PM  
Historically China has had a tendency to rise up, bureaucratize, and stagnate under a tyranny of the mandarinate. Then something goes to shiat, regions fracture, a little war with lots of innovation, then a new central authority rises, establishes a new mandarinate, and the whole thing starts over again.

The weird factor was when the latest mandarinate threw up their hands and said "go ahead and trade with the capitalists, we won't tell you how to do things".
 
2013-12-04 11:07:01 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Remember the 1980s when the Japanese were going to take over the USA?

Good times. Good times.


MFAWG: Remember when the Japanese were going to take everything over because they bought Pebble Beach Golf Course and built a resort hotel? Good times, my friends.


Remember how that comic strip Broom Hilda kept depicting evil sheiks and Arabians who were taking over the USA by buying hotels and condos? Good times, besties.
 
2013-12-04 11:12:42 PM  
I'd swear I saw this article in the late 80's but I was still a child.

I do remember OMG JAPAN!!!!!

China's going to have internal problems soon in all probability.
 
2013-12-04 11:13:49 PM  
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2013-12-04 11:14:07 PM  
Anyone think China would allow Little America to be built outside of Beijing?

I DIDN'T THINK SO!!

China is quietly taking over America and THIS MUST BE STOPPED.
They're buying up Cali like crazy!!
It is the QUIET takeover that will bite us in the ass.
 
2013-12-04 11:17:03 PM  
I'd gladly trade 5 educated, productive Chinese for 1 redneck or TEA Party "Patriot", on the condition that the Chinese put them up in a trailer park or series of underground prepper bunkers somewhere in Mongolia.
 
2013-12-04 11:17:44 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Remember the 1980s when the Japanese were going to take over the USA?

Good times. Good times.

MFAWG: Remember when the Japanese were going to take everything over because they bought Pebble Beach Golf Course and built a resort hotel? Good times, my friends.

Remember how that comic strip Broom Hilda kept depicting evil sheiks and Arabians who were taking over the USA by buying hotels and condos? Good times, besties.


Remember that time when we moved into north america and tried to make it look like europe ? great times, great times.
 
2013-12-04 11:19:39 PM  
Wait, I thought conservatives were all about getting government out of the way so job creators could do what they want.  Tell me, Fox News, what should I believe?
 
2013-12-04 11:20:32 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /seriously... there are a lot of Chinese people
//and their population is growing almost exponentially


Yeah, apart from where it isn't:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ChinaDemography.svg

And it's actually projected to start declining in another couple of decades:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/hi/in_depth/china_modern/html/2.s tm

Sure, it's exponential if you compare it to a hundred or more years ago, but then so is pretty much everywhere.

/Say what you like about China, but the one child policy has ensured their population hasn't continued exponential growth, even if it's brought a whole lot of other problems along with it.
 
2013-12-04 11:20:51 PM  
you can sell off the naming rights to every stadium and arena, sell off as many landmark buildings as they will buy, sooner or later you'll be selling off your country. usa corporations gladly put americans into unemployment sending jobs overseas for many years now. you think they give a damn if you and your kids starve in the cold? suck it, taxpayers. casinos for the Chinamen, money for the politicians.
 
2013-12-04 11:21:47 PM  

capn' fun: I'd gladly trade 5 educated, productive Chinese for 1 redneck or TEA Party "Patriot", on the condition that the Chinese put them up in a trailer park or series of underground prepper bunkers somewhere in Mongolia.


Considering that the Catskills aren't that much different from where I live now (Steuben county), and we HAVE rednecks and TEA party folks around here, I can't really agree with you. You get outside the city areas in NY and it's pretty 'rural', just not as bad as Ohio/Indiana/etc in terms of hitting you over the head with religion. YMMV, of course, but I've traveled all over this state numerous times...
 
2013-12-04 11:21:58 PM  
If you oppose this, you're racist.
 
2013-12-04 11:23:40 PM  

KrispyKritter: casinos for the Chinamen


Racist much?
 
2013-12-04 11:28:39 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Remember the 1980s when the Japanese were going to take over the USA?

Good times. Good times.

MFAWG: Remember when the Japanese were going to take everything over because they bought Pebble Beach Golf Course and built a resort hotel? Good times, my friends.

Remember how that comic strip Broom Hilda kept depicting evil sheiks and Arabians who were taking over the USA by buying hotels and condos? Good times, besties.


3geezers.com
 
2013-12-04 11:29:17 PM  

RexTalionis: KrispyKritter: casinos for the Chinamen

Racist much?


Pig Pens for the Celestials.

Woo approves.
 
2013-12-04 11:32:56 PM  
Mysterious China-themed 'city' proposed in New York's Catskills


I dont know why this is necessary. They already have colonized Flushing.
 
2013-12-04 11:33:25 PM  

RexTalionis: KrispyKritter: casinos for the Chinamen

Racist much?


Hey now, don't pick on the 洋鬼子.
 
2013-12-04 11:37:14 PM  

wildcardjack: Historically China has had a tendency to rise up, bureaucratize, and stagnate under a tyranny of the mandarinate. Then something goes to shiat, regions fracture, a little war with lots of innovation, then a new central authority rises, establishes a new mandarinate, and the whole thing starts over again.

The weird factor was when the latest mandarinate threw up their hands and said "go ahead and trade with the capitalists, we won't tell you how to do things".


I read something once about a theory that Europe emerged as dominant because they had a relatively even distribution of powers. No single state was able to suppress new ideas or technology if there was any military benefit. There was also something there about how having a largeish island nation helps, as it makes it much more difficult for a Napoleon or a Hitler from completely taking over.

Wish I could remember where I read that.
 
2013-12-04 11:37:48 PM  
You all laugh about the Japanese and their attempts to take over.   Just wait until their tentacle missiles are deployed.
 
2013-12-04 11:38:55 PM  
As long as they are not using public funds to further racist or nationalist agendas, I don't care.
 
2013-12-04 11:39:44 PM  

gweilo8888: MaudlinMutantMollusk: /seriously... there are a lot of Chinese people
//and their population is growing almost exponentially

Yeah, apart from where it isn't:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ChinaDemography.svg

And it's actually projected to start declining in another couple of decades:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/hi/in_depth/china_modern/html/2.s tm

Sure, it's exponential if you compare it to a hundred or more years ago, but then so is pretty much everywhere.

/Say what you like about China, but the one child policy has ensured their population hasn't continued exponential growth, even if it's brought a whole lot of other problems along with it.


I heard last week they may rescind the one child policy

/that should help
 
2013-12-04 11:44:55 PM  

CasperImproved: As long as they are not using public funds to further racist or nationalist agendas, I don't care.


Just wait until you have to drive on the road with them.  Canadians in Vancouver have lately been commenting on that as a problem.
 
2013-12-04 11:45:50 PM  

RexTalionis: KrispyKritter: casinos for the Chinamen

Racist much?


My grandmother still calls Chinese "Chinamen."

She's 98, so you might smile politely at her ignorance. It covers the gritting sound of your teeth.
 
2013-12-04 11:46:32 PM  
ZOMG THEIR GOING TO MAKE US SLAVES AND SH*T IN OUR MOUTHS!
 
2013-12-04 11:47:31 PM  
It's probably nothing. Some Chinese restauranteur must have just heard "Catskills" and assumed it'd be the ideal place to source his meat.
 
2013-12-04 11:47:44 PM  
Remember when China wanted to turn the Moon into their own Death Star?
Good Times!  Good Times!
 
2013-12-04 11:52:07 PM  
Bonus: Reverse red dawn Biatches!

//let's just hope they're not as crafty as the legendary patrick swayze...
 
2013-12-04 11:53:27 PM  

crypticsatellite: I can't even begin to imagine that it is even being considered.


Yes, having foreign countries invest in yours is bad.

/sarcasm.
 
2013-12-04 11:55:18 PM  
I'm a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.
 
2013-12-05 12:07:48 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: They're going to take over the entire world, eventually

/seriously... there are a lot of Chinese people
//and their population is growing almost exponentially


The exponent is a fraction.
 
2013-12-05 12:09:34 AM  
fusillade762:

ZOMG THEIR GOING TO MAKE US SLAVES AND SH*T IN OUR MOUTHS!


I'd say that pretty much sums up the Fox News article in one line.
 
2013-12-05 12:13:23 AM  
We must create a strategic reserve of Coca Cola before their plans come to fruition.
 
2013-12-05 12:20:05 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I heard last week they may rescind the one child policy


not completely rescind it, but they are going to relax it.  I did read that it was expected that a lot of newly eligible people weren't expected to have more than one child anyway.
 
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