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(New York Daily News)   Topless Kansas City woman chases peeping tom through store, so everyone can get a good look   (nydailynews.com) divider line 80
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2013-12-04 08:58:10 PM
TTIUWOP
/oblig
 
2013-12-04 09:40:39 PM
Pretty sure she has those floppy Olive Oil turnip boobs.
 
2013-12-04 09:41:55 PM
FTFA: "Jeremy Bradley was busted about three blocks away from the Lenexa, Kan. store"

/TeeHee
 
2013-12-04 09:42:22 PM
A link to "topless protests" in Europe. Seriously?
 
2013-12-04 09:43:31 PM
Busted.
 
2013-12-04 09:43:32 PM

kling_klang_bed: Pretty sure she has those floppy Olive Oil turnip boobs.


You'd think that. But this is the look of a man who just saw a really spectacular pair.

assets.nydailynews.com
dc;st

/"don't care; saw tits"
 
2013-12-04 09:44:39 PM
Wow. Thanks guys, for already pointing out that what really decides the truth when a woman complains about sexual harassment, is how hot she is.

/The answer is if she's not hot she's lying because who would hit on an ugg-o, and if she is hot who can blame the guys for hitting on someone whose hot.
//If you find the above statements true, you're part of the problem.
 
2013-12-04 09:44:59 PM
Why is it always the fugly ones?
 
2013-12-04 09:45:48 PM
assets.nydailynews.com
assets.nydailynews.com
Guess now he knows.
crasstalk.com
 
2013-12-04 09:46:31 PM

KeeptheChief: FTFA: "Jeremy Bradley was busted about three blocks away from the Lenexa, Kan. store"

/TeeHee

~

Damn. With all these insensitive jokes and links, reminds me of this The Simpsons scene. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdA05KkXeBU
 
2013-12-04 09:46:50 PM
For some reason, I read her last name as Oeuflette.
 
2013-12-04 09:46:55 PM
Ok, Time to give Missouri and Kansas their own "Du-Oh, Ruh Roh" tags like you have for Florida and Texas.
We in this area seem to deserve it.

/live in Missouri
//fled Kansas because of the fear of something in the water
///never know, those Kansas farkers may have tried to close the borders
 
2013-12-04 09:48:24 PM
insidepulse.com
Has never felt so violated before in her life.
 
2013-12-04 09:48:38 PM
Some pervert wanted to see me naked today, so he busted in on me twice while I was changing.
www.daily-celebvideos.com
This saves him some of the effort.
 
2013-12-04 09:51:29 PM

sambluesnark: Ok, Time to give Missouri and Kansas their own "Du-Oh, Ruh Roh" tags like you have for Florida and Texas.
We in this area seem to deserve it.

/live in Missouri
//fled Kansas because of the fear of something in the water
///never know, those Kansas farkers may have tried to close the borders


This.  Kansas and Missouri are breeding grounds for a new level of Fark-worthy stories on idiocy and stupidity that is now reaching critical mass.  They are first rate places to find second rate people doing third rate activities.  If it's not Sam Brownback and the sorry state of Kansas education standards, Missouri is pulling up the slack with meth.
/Lives in Kansas
 
2013-12-04 09:53:24 PM

eyeq360: sambluesnark: Ok, Time to give Missouri and Kansas their own "Du-Oh, Ruh Roh" tags like you have for Florida and Texas.
We in this area seem to deserve it.

/live in Missouri
//fled Kansas because of the fear of something in the water
///never know, those Kansas farkers may have tried to close the borders

This.  Kansas and Missouri are breeding grounds for a new level of Fark-worthy stories on idiocy and stupidity that is now reaching critical mass.  They are first rate places to find second rate people doing third rate activities.  If it's not Sam Brownback and the sorry state of Kansas education standards, Missouri is pulling up the slack with meth.
/Lives in Kansas


Meh. It's all confirmation bias. People do stupid crap everywhere. It was the mayor of friggin' New York City who had a hard-on for banning Big Gulps. Stupid knows no borders. Wherever humanity goes, stupid is there.
 
2013-12-04 09:55:13 PM

InternetSecurityGuard: For some reason, I read her last name as Oeuflette.


Ogre oughtn't ogle Ouelette; now occupying oubliette.
 
2013-12-04 09:56:31 PM
I'd have to see the quality boobies in order to know if a crime has been committed.
 
2013-12-04 09:56:32 PM
If topless women are chasing him, why would he need to be a peeping tom?
 
2013-12-04 09:57:01 PM
Did people look as she ran through the store, or look away from Fugly in horror?
 
2013-12-04 09:57:11 PM
I didn't know you can actually put on and test undergarments in the store. That's kinda gross isn't it? Do women do that with underwear too since they can be purchase individually?

guy's usually comes in a 3 pack etc and AFAIK they don't sell them in singles.
 
2013-12-04 09:57:55 PM
Rather than chase the guy, she should have stomped on his phone and/or hand and taken the phone.  With phone in hand it wouldn't have been that hard to track him down, and if she broken a few bones in his hand in the process, all the better.

That said, I understand how she felt and I certainly can't blame her for letting her emotions take change.
 
2013-12-04 09:57:58 PM

Bluemoons: Why is it always the fugly ones?


Some of us prefer pale women with nice skin that do not require make up.
 
2013-12-04 09:57:59 PM
Followup: Kansas City woman arrested for public indecency
 
2013-12-04 09:58:10 PM

poorjon: Wow. Thanks guys, for already pointing out that what really decides the truth when a woman complains about sexual harassment, is how hot she is.

/The answer is if she's not hot she's lying because who would hit on an ugg-o, and if she is hot who can blame the guys for hitting on someone whose hot.
//If you find the above statements true, you're part of the problem.


Either way, I think she's kinda cute in a nerdy way, and I bet she has a spectacular body under her loose-fitting clothes.

At least she doesn't look like a bird-nosed, over-made-up bag of antlers with a fake tan.
 
2013-12-04 09:58:29 PM

poorjon: Wow. Thanks guys, for already pointing out that what really decides the truth when a woman complains about sexual harassment, is how hot she is.

/The answer is if she's not hot she's lying because who would hit on an ugg-o, and if she is hot who can blame the guys for hitting on someone whose hot.
//If you find the above statements true, you're part of the problem.


When you start complaining about things before they happen, you are also the problem.
 
2013-12-04 09:59:34 PM

Vegetative reproduction: Bluemoons: Why is it always the fugly ones?

Some of us prefer pale women with nice skin that do not require make up.


Seriously though. As unattractive as she may be to some because of her hairstyle and bone structure, she has ridiculously nice skin.
 
2013-12-04 10:01:15 PM
 
2013-12-04 10:01:47 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: oubliette


Classic! :-)
 
2013-12-04 10:03:47 PM
no indecent exposure charges against her?

there were probably children in the store so why isn't she on a sex-offender list?

when a man exposes himself at a department store... OMG Pervert!

/and yet they clamor for equality
 
2013-12-04 10:04:11 PM

ZeroCorpse: poorjon: Wow. Thanks guys, for already pointing out that what really decides the truth when a woman complains about sexual harassment, is how hot she is.

/The answer is if she's not hot she's lying because who would hit on an ugg-o, and if she is hot who can blame the guys for hitting on someone whose hot.
//If you find the above statements true, you're part of the problem.

Either way, I think she's kinda cute in a nerdy way, and I bet she has a spectacular body under her loose-fitting clothes.

At least she doesn't look like a bird-nosed, over-made-up bag of antlers with a fake tan.

~

This^^. Beautiful skin, too, as the Farker above mentioned.

//part of the problem
 
2013-12-04 10:05:35 PM

kling_klang_bed: Pretty sure she has those floppy Olive Oil turnip boobs.


You forgot 'vegetarian' before Olive Oil..
 
2013-12-04 10:07:05 PM
I wonder how many people snapped pics of her running topless in her effort to get her topless pics from the guy?
 
2013-12-04 10:07:16 PM

Vegetative reproduction: Bluemoons: Why is it always the fugly ones?

Some of us prefer pale women with nice skin that do not require make up.


Yeah, see? As I said.
 
2013-12-04 10:09:45 PM
The events unfolded to the tune of Yakety Sax
 .
 
2013-12-04 10:11:20 PM

ReapTheChaos: I wonder how many people snapped pics of her running topless in her effort to get her topless pics from the guy?


Thousands if you count the store security cameras.  You know that footage was viewed a few times.
 
2013-12-04 10:13:08 PM

iron_city_ap: kling_klang_bed: Pretty sure she has those floppy Olive Oil turnip boobs.

You forgot 'vegetarian' before Olive Oil..


There's plenty of vegetarians with righteous tits. My old assistant from my music industry days had a spectacular pair.
 
2013-12-04 10:14:23 PM

ZeroCorpse: Vegetative reproduction: Bluemoons: Why is it always the fugly ones?

Some of us prefer pale women with nice skin that do not require make up.

Yeah, see? As I said.


Also, the pale nerdy ladies are usually much lower maintenance and a lot more freaky between the sheets.
 
2013-12-04 10:16:46 PM

kling_klang_bed: iron_city_ap: kling_klang_bed: Pretty sure she has those floppy Olive Oil turnip boobs.

You forgot 'vegetarian' before Olive Oil..

There's plenty of vegetarians with righteous tits. My old assistant from my music industry days had a spectacular pair.


She is the exception to the rule, then. At least based on my experience.
 
2013-12-04 10:17:39 PM
Why exactly wd you do this?

Is the world running out of boob pics on internet?

(I better grab some just in case)
 
2013-12-04 10:20:36 PM
Ouelette said she is disgusted Bradley only faces a misdemeanor. She thinks he is clearly mentally ill and needs treatment, fearing that his alleged behavior might escalate,

After all, this is the man who allegedly compelled her to take off full-blast, half-naked from a Kohl's dressing room to the store's front doors.

I think they both have issues.
 
2013-12-04 10:21:01 PM

akula: eyeq360: sambluesnark: Ok, Time to give Missouri and Kansas their own "Du-Oh, Ruh Roh" tags like you have for Florida and Texas.
We in this area seem to deserve it.

/live in Missouri
//fled Kansas because of the fear of something in the water
///never know, those Kansas farkers may have tried to close the borders

This.  Kansas and Missouri are breeding grounds for a new level of Fark-worthy stories on idiocy and stupidity that is now reaching critical mass.  They are first rate places to find second rate people doing third rate activities.  If it's not Sam Brownback and the sorry state of Kansas education standards, Missouri is pulling up the slack with meth.
/Lives in Kansas

Meh. It's all confirmation bias. People do stupid crap everywhere. It was the mayor of friggin' New York City who had a hard-on for banning Big Gulps. Stupid knows no borders. Wherever humanity goes, stupid is there.


True, the "banning Big Gulps" was nanny state behavior at it's finest, but there was some sort of scientific rationale behind his logic.  Not exactly the smartest logic or law to come up with, but I could somewhat understand the reasoning behind it.  Personally, I don't think it was a smart law and people are going to drink soda whenever they damn well please and in amounts that qualify as miniature fuel tanks, so let them drink soda.
However, deciding that science doesn't really matter when it comes to science standards and changing them to reflect religious beliefs of Creationism/Intelligent Design because there is some kind of "controversy" there, is foolish from many viewpoints.  Taking money away from things like food stamps, job assistance, education, etc. so you can give tax breaks to rich people is foolish.  Explaining it away by saying that starving kids would do better by learning how to read instead of having a meal in their stomach is even worse.  That's the kind of derp that merits a Kansas tag.
As Drew explained in his book, Florida earned a tag because it had stupid people doing stupid things in ways that boggled the imagination.  And Kansas, especially the government, is doing its damnedest to put Kansas in a negative light.
So Kansas deserves consideration for a tag.
 
2013-12-04 10:22:07 PM

SuperNinjaToad: I didn't know you can actually put on and test undergarments in the store. That's kinda gross isn't it? Do women do that with underwear too since they can be purchase individually?

guy's usually comes in a 3 pack etc and AFAIK they don't sell them in singles.


Stuff that covers the genitals, no.  I don't know about bras.  You certainly could try them on over something thin, though.
 
2013-12-04 10:30:25 PM
So she should have thought things through is what you're saying.
 
2013-12-04 10:37:25 PM

akula: eyeq360: sambluesnark: Ok, Time to give Missouri and Kansas their own "Du-Oh, Ruh Roh" tags like you have for Florida and Texas.
We in this area seem to deserve it.

Meh. It's all confirmation bias. People do stupid crap everywhere. It was the mayor of friggin' New York City who had a hard-on for banning Big Gulps. Stupid knows no borders. Wherever humanity goes, stupid is there.


I used to travel for a living for years. I traveled all over the US and some overseas. What your saying is true for stupid and jackasses. It's human nature really.
 
2013-12-04 10:38:53 PM

Vegetative reproduction: Bluemoons: Why is it always the fugly ones?

Some of us prefer pale women with nice skin that do not require make up.


Who knew Buffalo Bill had a Fark handle?
 
2013-12-04 10:44:50 PM

Loren: Stuff that covers the genitals, no. I don't know about bras. You certainly could try them on over something thin, though.


Trying on bras isn't weirder than trying on any other clothing next to your skin. Most women are chill with it.

What's weird is a dowdy soccer mom strolling up to a Victoria's Secret salesgirl, lifting her shirt to expose a ratty bra with the tag worn off, and asking, "Do y'all still carry this style?"

Happened more than once. dafuq. I'm glad I only had that job for 2 months.
 
2013-12-04 10:48:58 PM

sambluesnark: Ok, Time to give Missouri and Kansas their own "Du-Oh, Ruh Roh" tags like you have for Florida and Texas.
We in this area seem to deserve it.


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-04 10:59:31 PM
I dont think she's unattractive. Her expression caught in the photo is goofy, for one thing. And changing her hairstyle and glasses might change her appearance as well. By the way, what's the deal with so many women wearing these awful nerdy 1950's glasses?
 
2013-12-04 11:03:19 PM

SuperNinjaToad: I didn't know you can actually put on and test undergarments in the store. That's kinda gross isn't it? Do women do that with underwear too since they can be purchase individually?


Seriously, how do you not know this? I mean, even if you've never been into a lingerie store or seen a woman walking into a dressing room carrying a bra, you could think logically and say "I can put on and test t-shirts in the store, and that's right against the bare flesh of my chest, so maybe it's not such a big deal." And certainly, with women and bras, there's less chance of stray chest hairs being stuck to the inside after trying it.
 
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