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(96.5 The Fox)   If you're looking for a hiding place for your glass meth pipe, your vagina may not be the best choice   (965thefox.com) divider line 70
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2013-12-04 07:59:35 PM
If I had a vagina I'd hide cookies there, maybe some milk too.
 
2013-12-04 08:09:30 PM

MayoSlather: If I had a vagina I'd hide cookies there, maybe some milk too.


There are other lady-parts for storing milk in.
 
2013-12-04 08:22:59 PM

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Satan wants a cherry crack pipe!

 
2013-12-04 08:35:03 PM
I have a Virgina?
News to me!
 
2013-12-04 08:36:28 PM
Buh.
 
2013-12-04 08:36:40 PM
Or a vagina, even!
 
2013-12-04 08:37:27 PM

img.fark.net


Why so serious?

 
2013-12-04 08:40:59 PM
With a face like that, I doubt she's using it for anything else. (the vagina, of course. With a face like that she'shiatting the meth pipe HARD.)
 
2013-12-04 08:42:04 PM
i467.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-04 08:42:22 PM
Wow, Ellen Muth has really let herself go.
 
2013-12-04 08:43:19 PM
If only the kegels hadn't been empowered by something..amped up, if you will..
 
2013-12-04 08:43:49 PM
Well, she certainly wasn't going to put it in her anus!
 
2013-12-04 08:43:53 PM
What about my urethra?
 
2013-12-04 08:43:56 PM
Wow, CarrotTop has really let himself go.
 
2013-12-04 08:44:39 PM

Ambivalence: With a face like that, I doubt she's using it for anything else. (the vagina, of course. With a face like that she'shiatting the meth pipe HARD.)


Perfect.
 
2013-12-04 08:44:46 PM
I thought that was Genesis P-Orridge when I first saw the pic.
And get a load of the article under that. Separated at birth?
 
2013-12-04 08:45:53 PM
They don't call it a 'glass dick' for nothin'....


/rimshot
 
2013-12-04 08:48:12 PM

Darth_Lukecash: I have a Virgina?
News to me!


Yes, you should tell her about Santa Claus.
 
2013-12-04 08:49:01 PM
You can tell this headline was written by a man, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY VAGINA SUBBY!
 
2013-12-04 08:49:56 PM
Man, Topenga has really let herself go.
 
2013-12-04 08:51:49 PM

MayoSlather: If I had a vagina I'd hide cookies there, maybe some milk too.


Wouldn't you be afraid of having your cookies stolen by the centipedes?
 
2013-12-04 08:51:50 PM
Sticking pipes up your hooha isn't normal.

But on meth it is.
 
2013-12-04 08:52:27 PM

SpdrJay: What about my urethra?


I think we've found Rob Ford's Fark handle.
 
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2013-12-04 08:57:27 PM
I guess "OW My Balls!" Was due for a spinoff.
 
2013-12-04 08:58:26 PM
It may be the shrooms I ate but she looks like the devil
 
2013-12-04 08:59:02 PM
So... someone else's vagina then?
 
2013-12-04 08:59:43 PM
I can't put my finger on it, but something tells me she's had a hard life.
 
2013-12-04 09:00:21 PM
DAMN, that's a hard 26.  That right there is a "do not want" for sure....
 
2013-12-04 09:02:30 PM
The years have not been kind to Yasmine.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-04 09:04:32 PM

Arctic Phoenix: DAMN, that's a hard 26.  That right there is a "do not want" for sure....


DOn't worry, I doubt she'll be interested in anything going inside her vagina for some time
 
2013-12-04 09:04:39 PM

SpdrJay: What about my urethra?


i1.ytimg.com

Has a better idea.
 
2013-12-04 09:05:34 PM

sendtodave: Sticking pipes up your hooha isn't normal.

But on meth it is.


People with Munchausen have been known to stick many unusual things in places that they do not belong.  For instance, there was this woman with Munchausen who used to have this habit of placing cigarettes inside her vagina so she would suffer from nicotine poisoning, as well as require constant medical attention, so she could get a certain thrill.  And there was another woman who suffered from rectal bleeding, yet despite tests, doctors could not figure out where it was coming from.  That is, until they put UV florescent chemicals into a bottle of lubrication that was inside the woman's room.  Guess what she was inserting into her rectum?  Lead pencils, which gave new meaning to "number two."   Needless to say, people were using pens for a while after than incident.
 
2013-12-04 09:06:29 PM
Still looking for my vagina.

Balls and dick get in the way.

So what am I doing wrong?
 
2013-12-04 09:09:41 PM

toraque: MayoSlather: If I had a vagina I'd hide cookies there, maybe some milk too.

Wouldn't you be afraid of having your cookies stolen by the ceoontipedes?


FTFY. That's what you get for pussyfooting around.
 
2013-12-04 09:11:43 PM
I'll take "Things found in a vagina" for 100 Alex.
 
2013-12-04 09:12:17 PM
Nature's handbag.
 
2013-12-04 09:12:23 PM
Yeah that's almost exactly what I pictured her looking like before I clicked.
 
2013-12-04 09:13:58 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Or a vagina, even!


No correction needed. That was funny as hell.

/lives in Va.
 
2013-12-04 09:15:01 PM
Anything that keeps her from reproducing I'm all for.
 
2013-12-04 09:15:07 PM
To be fair, that's a great place. If you're the type who does meth, your vagina is likely the last place anyone wants to look
 
2013-12-04 09:16:09 PM

SpeedyBB: Still looking for my vagina.

Balls and dick get in the way.

So what am I doing wrong?


Step 1: Buy Q Lazzarus album.
Step 2....
 
2013-12-04 09:22:18 PM
SpeedyBB

Still looking for my vagina.

Balls and dick get in the way.

So what am I doing wrong?


Keep looking, you're almost there.  Right behind your balls, there's a spacer called a taint.  Right behind that is your vagina.
 
2013-12-04 09:22:28 PM

PocketPair: It may be the shrooms I ate but she looks like the devil


Nope, she really does look like the devil, you may want to get a refund because you're not halucinating at all.
 
2013-12-04 09:22:57 PM
img.fark.net

You got to be pretty down in the dumps to do something that you know is going to make you look like this to feel good.
 
2013-12-04 09:25:55 PM

Arctic Phoenix: DAMN, that's a hard 26.  That right there is a "do not want" for sure....


That's what meth does to you.
 
2013-12-04 09:32:34 PM
Do you really think it matters in this case, subby?
 
2013-12-04 09:32:40 PM
The sad part is I can sorta see her being cute if not for the meth.
 
2013-12-04 09:33:32 PM
Woman Has Sex With Cat, Threatens Neighbor With KnifeHere's another one of those stories that will make you question your faith in humanity: A woman in Oklahoma was arrested after threatening her neighbor with a pocket knife because everyone knew she had sex with her cat. Re-read that so you fully understand what's going on here.
 
2013-12-04 09:38:36 PM

steveoooo: Woman Has Sex With Cat, Threatens Neighbor With KnifeHere's another one of those stories that will make you question your faith in humanity: A woman in Oklahoma was arrested after threatening her neighbor with a pocket knife because everyone knew she had sex with her cat. Re-read that so you fully understand what's going on here.


gives a whole new meaning to pussyfooting around ain't it?
 
2013-12-04 09:45:38 PM
I meant to say that this story is a 2 for 1, right below is the following. Meow....

Woman Has Sex With Cat, Threatens Neighbor With KnifeHere's another one of those stories that will make you question your faith in humanity: A woman in Oklahoma was arrested after threatening her neighbor with a pocket knife because everyone knew she had sex with her cat. Re-read that so you fully understand what's going on here.
 
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