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(Bay News 9)   Places you probably shouldn't shoot up heroin. Schools, the mall. Florida: The police station bathroom   (baynews9.com) divider line 22
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2013-12-04 08:02:38 PM  
*scans headline*

www.ryanknapper.campknapper.net
 
2013-12-04 08:03:41 PM  
Cocaine isn't heroin
 
2013-12-04 08:04:10 PM  
That's a rough 42.
 
2013-12-04 08:05:05 PM  
32 isn't 42
 
2013-12-04 08:10:01 PM  
DAMN!!!! I'm 37 and she looks 10 yrs older than me. Heroin is a hell of a drug.
 
2013-12-04 08:10:33 PM  
Geez, go in the damn stall, ffs.
 
2013-12-04 08:11:56 PM  

ransack.: 32 isn't 42


ransack.: Cocaine isn't heroin


Anything else you want to correct, Stacy?
 
2013-12-04 08:12:37 PM  
But by all means, lets legalize this shiat. I'm sure society will be so much better off with these people having free access to drugs and doing out in the open.
 
2013-12-04 08:14:49 PM  
Goddamn, that's a rough 32! She looks like one of those 60 year old waitresses you see at greasy spoons. You know, the kind that calls everyone 'hun' and always has a cigarette dangling out her mouth.
 
2013-12-04 08:17:46 PM  

Gyrfalcon: ransack.: 32 isn't 42

ransack.: Cocaine isn't heroin

Anything else you want to correct, Stacy?


Yes, that Subbsey thinks he has reading comprehension, but doesn't
 
2013-12-04 08:20:56 PM  
Well the captain gets pissed if I shoot up at my desk, subby.
 
2013-12-04 08:25:11 PM  
People pretty commonly shoot up in the bathroom in the lobby of our ER. Security rousted one of them recently and asked him why, and he said that his shiat was from a new dealer and he figured that there was no better place to test it out in case he OD'd.
 
2013-12-04 08:27:28 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: But by all means, lets legalize this shiat. I'm sure society will be so much better off with these people having free access to drugs and doing out in the open.


Yeah, look at these wastrels enjoying their free access drugs where everyone can see. The HORROR!

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2013-12-04 08:28:32 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: But by all means, lets legalize this shiat. I'm sure society will be so much better off with these people having free access to drugs and doing out in the open.


They're generally a little less of a problem when on methadone.

I'd be okay with putting them  all  together in some sort of bivouacs instead.
 
2013-12-04 08:31:49 PM  
She looks like the girl next door.If you live next to a methadone clinic.

/swiped.
 
2013-12-04 08:34:36 PM  

fusillade762: AverageAmericanGuy: But by all means, lets legalize this shiat. I'm sure society will be so much better off with these people having free access to drugs and doing out in the open.

Yeah, look at these wastrels enjoying their free access drugs where everyone can see. The HORROR!

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I suppose they might run the risk of contracting herpes when sharing cups. Or someone might cut themselves on a broken glass.

You really can't compare alcohol and tobacco to cocaine and heroin.
 
2013-12-04 08:36:50 PM  

W.C.fields forever: She looks like the girl next door.If you live next to a methadone clinic.

/swiped.


That was directed at Courtney Love, wasn't it?
 
2013-12-04 08:40:39 PM  

fusillade762: AverageAmericanGuy: But by all means, lets legalize this shiat. I'm sure society will be so much better off with these people having free access to drugs and doing out in the open.

Yeah, look at these wastrels enjoying their free access drugs where everyone can see. The HORROR!

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You might include a picture of a bunch of people sitting around a table at a coffee house too, If you wanna make a point about legal addictive substances.
 
2013-12-04 08:47:03 PM  

Mugato: W.C.fields forever: She looks like the girl next door.If you live next to a methadone clinic.

/swiped.

That was directed at Courtney Love, wasn't it?


Who did I swipe it from?
 
2013-12-04 09:29:14 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Mugato: W.C.fields forever: She looks like the girl next door.If you live next to a methadone clinic.

/swiped.

That was directed at Courtney Love, wasn't it?

Who did I swipe it from?


I think Jeffery Ross on one of those Comedy Central Roasts. Courtney was there and she was a mess.
 
2013-12-04 10:37:01 PM  
Give her all the smack she wants.  Problem solved.
 
2013-12-05 07:38:32 AM  
Was it Sgt. Stedenko? Sure, it starts with smoking weed in the evidence room, but then it turns into this.

i1.ytimg.com
 
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