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(Daily Mail)   What color is your pee? Mind you Subby doesn't want to know personally, it's for your health   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 111
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2013-12-04 05:14:11 PM
lh5.googleusercontent.com

"It's blue, what-what"
 
2013-12-04 05:49:24 PM
Plaid. Mostly.
 
2013-12-04 06:04:37 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-04 06:27:41 PM
Honestly, for a while there it was thick and blood red, and peeing hurt like all hell.

Since it started coming out black and syrupy I don't feel a thing anymore down there, so I guess the problem sorted itself out. Of course now I have to hold my breath every time I pee because that rotting smell is getting downright unbearable.
 
2013-12-04 07:07:20 PM
Oh god, when I got Mono my piss turned dark brown for weeks.  It was the grossest thing I've ever seen.  It looked like I was dumping mugs of coffee in the toilet.
 
2013-12-04 07:09:04 PM
Two things:

1) Bright neon yellow means I've enjoyed too many cans of Diet Rock Star.

2) I love it how they sound concerned over people drinking too much water.  Remember all those articles telling us we aren't drinking enough?  Yeesh.
 
2013-12-04 07:31:18 PM
Urine sane, subby.....
 
2013-12-04 07:31:47 PM

The_Sponge:  Bright neon yellow means I've enjoyed too many cans of Diet Rock Star.


I drink Mountain Dew, Mello Yello & Sun Drop personally so same effect.

\not really
\\haven't had Sun Drop in far too long
 
2013-12-04 07:32:51 PM
MASH episode with a bowling tournament something something blue urine
 
ecl
2013-12-04 07:33:45 PM
My pee is all the colors of the rainbow and when it hits the water you see whatever you most desire in the reflection.
 
2013-12-04 07:34:57 PM
Pantone Yellow 0131.
 
2013-12-04 07:35:17 PM
Is "lumpy" a color?
 
2013-12-04 07:35:33 PM

ecl: My pee is all the colors of the rainbow and when it hits the water you see whatever you most desire in the reflection.


How long does it take until you learn not to reach in and grab the object of desire?
 
2013-12-04 07:35:36 PM
Can't remember which vitamin it is specifically (think its B12 iirc) but it makes your pee black light reactive!

Freaked me out the first time going to a club that had black lights in the bathroom.

Wheeeee...
 
2013-12-04 07:35:45 PM
The only people who say that are most likely into fetishes like golden showers and coprophagia.  You're probably wanting to know the color and smell of urine that the members of FARK produce so you can fap off so much your elbow swells to the size of a basketball while you're imagining you're receiving a golden shower from him or her...I just ate some asparagus and I have a terrible urinary tract infection, so it smells absolutely rotten and putrid.
 
2013-12-04 07:36:40 PM

eyeq360: I just ate some asparagus and I have a terrible urinary tract infection, so it smells absolutely rotten and putrid.


[theshiatIputupwith.jpg]
 
2013-12-04 07:37:55 PM

Paka Ono: Can't remember which vitamin it is specifically (think its B12 iirc) but it makes your pee black light reactive!

Freaked me out the first time going to a club that had black lights in the bathroom.

Wheeeee...


B12 makes you piss neon yellow-green.  I wouldn't be surprised at all if it doesn't glow under a blacklight
 
2013-12-04 07:38:11 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Is "lumpy" a color?


Be more concerned about the consistency. Can you spread your urine on a piece of bread?
 
2013-12-04 07:38:18 PM
After I had my knee stitched up I was surprised by green pee. Then I remembered the methylene blue injected into my knee for diagnostic purposes. Of course my pee was green, I was pissing the dye out.
 
2013-12-04 07:39:03 PM

gweilo8888: eyeq360: I just ate some asparagus and I have a terrible urinary tract infection, so it smells absolutely rotten and putrid.

[theshiatIputupwith.jpg]


I don't have a urinary tract infection, but I did eat asparagus.  I'm just seeing how far I can go with my response so Subby vomits himself to death.
 
2013-12-04 07:40:22 PM
 Nobody takes our pee pee.
 
2013-12-04 07:40:36 PM

zerkalo: Quantum Apostrophe: Is "lumpy" a color?

Be more concerned about the consistency. Can you spread your urine on a piece of bread?


I don't know, but if I ever offer you a grilled cheese sandwich...
 
2013-12-04 07:40:53 PM

eyeq360: gweilo8888: eyeq360: I just ate some asparagus and I have a terrible urinary tract infection, so it smells absolutely rotten and putrid.

[theshiatIputupwith.jpg]

I don't have a urinary tract infection, but I did eat asparagus.  I'm just seeing how far I can go with my response so Subby vomits himself to death.


But then again, Subby might like Roman showers, so that might turn Subby on.
 
2013-12-04 07:43:07 PM
What does it mean if your piss is flammable and melts porcelain?
 
2013-12-04 07:44:44 PM
It's more important to watch for the bubbliness of your pee. Srsly.
 
2013-12-04 07:45:43 PM

jeffvrabel.files.wordpress.com

TFAuthor graduated with honors.

 
2013-12-04 07:45:47 PM
Clear and yella? You're clean there, fella.
Tangy and brown? You're in hepatitis town.
 
2013-12-04 07:46:02 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: zerkalo: Quantum Apostrophe: Is "lumpy" a color?

Be more concerned about the consistency. Can you spread your urine on a piece of bread?

I don't know, but if I ever offer you a grilled cheese sandwich...


So, basically, its your very own 3D printer... ;)
 
2013-12-04 07:46:26 PM
red, like the blood of patriots.
 
2013-12-04 07:47:37 PM

Barfmaker: Plaid. Mostly.

me too!

 
2013-12-04 07:47:43 PM
The two daily diuretics I take guarantee it will be clear as water all day long.

/urinating 15-20x a day sucks.
//but hey, it's clear!
 
2013-12-04 07:47:47 PM
Phthalo Blue.
 
2013-12-04 07:48:21 PM

uncleacid: Phthalo Blue.


Drink more water until it's Titanium White.
 
2013-12-04 07:48:27 PM
Varying shades of yellow. Usually pretty light as I try to drink a lot of water. The only thing that's weird is how asparagus makes it smell. It always reminds me of peanut butter. Gross.

/I'd never eat the stuff but my wife likes it
 
2013-12-04 07:50:01 PM
Bourbon. Bourbon colored.
 
2013-12-04 07:50:25 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: It's more important to watch for the bubbliness of your pee. Srsly.


It's like fine champagne. For the dedicated urolo-enthusiast, purchase a fluted pisser, so you may fully appreciate the fizziness of your bodily waste.
This is "The Splendid Bathroom", only on NPR.
 
2013-12-04 07:50:41 PM

Richard C Stanford: What does it mean if your piss is flammable and melts porcelain?


If it melts porcelain, then it's at least 1400 Celsius, or about 2500 Fahrenheit.  If it's flammable as it hits the air at room temperature, then it's pyrophoric.  And since it's a liquid, it's probably something like diphosphane, triethylborane, tert-butyllithium, or one of the metalorganic compounds made from main group metals like cadmium, aluminum, or zinc.
 
2013-12-04 07:51:44 PM
I always thought clear was the be-all end-all goal, as i was on spring break and this hippy dude was warning us to "piss clear"... meaning... stay hydrated.
 
2013-12-04 07:52:03 PM
Considering the average Farker's love of alcohol, the general consensus should be dark yellow?
 
2013-12-04 07:53:19 PM
Sounds like you're all friends of P.
 
2013-12-04 07:54:05 PM

Richard C Stanford: What does it mean if your piss is flammable and melts porcelain?


You're Hellboy?
 
2013-12-04 07:55:01 PM
I should start drinking grape soda again. Faygo, specifically. Makes my pee smell, well, like artificial grape flavoring.

It's weird.

But not purple, because apparently there is no such thing.
 
2013-12-04 07:56:35 PM
came for the german lesbian pee videos but leaving sad and unfulfilled
 
2013-12-04 07:56:46 PM
Article says no such thing as purple pee, but ultraviolet light can turn it purple if you have porphyria (I think?)  I saw it on Scrubs.
 
2013-12-04 07:57:34 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: uncleacid: Phthalo Blue.

Drink more water until it's Titanium White.


As long as it's not Alizarin Crimson. I miss Bob Ross.
 
2013-12-04 07:58:48 PM
I am frustrated by my inability to find an image from the M.A,S.H. bowling episode...
 
2013-12-04 07:59:12 PM
I wonder what Bear Grylls thinks of this?
 
2013-12-04 07:59:25 PM
Well I started itching like crazy a few days ago and noticed I had orange pee around the same time. Today I passed what I think is a kidney stone,small stone shaped thing that looked like white crystals,and now I'm not itching.
/It didn't hurt at all to pass but the itching was driving me crazy.
//I mean full on intense body itching,from head to toe.
 
2013-12-04 07:59:25 PM

Orion5k: Considering the average Farker's love of alcohol, the general consensus should be dark yellow?


Not if you mix in the ice/water. then its still clear as can be.

/though it does smell like ammonia
 
2013-12-04 08:01:44 PM
As a nurse, I like that they put it in a nice easy to read graphic. You would be surprised...wait this is Fark so you probably won't...at how many times I have to answer questions about pee color.
 
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