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(Phoenix New Times)   Man with serious dislike of circumcision may have worst custom license plate ever   (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) divider line 244
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2013-12-04 03:55:12 PM  
HOOP?
 
2013-12-04 03:56:09 PM  
Don't cut him off in traffic!
 
2013-12-04 03:56:34 PM  
I got all mad that NCC 1701 was taken for vanity plates. All they had available from the ships was 1701-A. I mean, can't really blame them for avoiding that one.

/Bad joke
 
2013-12-04 03:56:48 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Don't cut him off in traffic!


Thread over, pack your bags everybody.
 
2013-12-04 03:58:00 PM  
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-12-04 03:59:33 PM  
Of course it's a road hog pickup. Notice you never see a Miata with penis-obsessed bumper literature.
 
2013-12-04 03:59:40 PM  

cman: I got all mad that NCC 1701 was taken for vanity plates. All they had available from the ships was 1701-A. I mean, can't really blame them for avoiding that one.

/Bad joke


Really?  Uggh.  NCC one-seven-oh-one. No bloody A, B, C, or D.
 
2013-12-04 03:59:44 PM  
There's nothing wrong with having an opinion on circumcision, but there's a wonderful saying out there about some opinions being best kept to yourself. Your preferred condition of young children's penises is one of them.
 
2013-12-04 03:59:48 PM  
Not this thread again...
 
2013-12-04 03:59:52 PM  
I think this guy really needs a...

*sunglasses*

mohel change.

// joke only works if you use the European pronunciations /moyl/ or /moyell/
 
2013-12-04 04:00:06 PM  
SMGMLVR
 
2013-12-04 04:00:11 PM  
I'm against it as well, had it done as a baby and I didn't walk for a year.
 
2013-12-04 04:01:34 PM  

TK-593: I'm against it as well, had it done as a baby and I didn't walk for a year.


ba dum  tshhh!
 
2013-12-04 04:01:35 PM  
There's nothing wrong with a middle-aged man that spends a lot of time thinking about child-penis...nothing at all.
 
2013-12-04 04:02:58 PM  
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-04 04:02:58 PM  
i0.wp.com
 
2013-12-04 04:03:51 PM  
Is there an alternate interpretation of the plate that I'm not getting, or are we just talking about how it's terrible by itself?
 
2013-12-04 04:04:23 PM  
I remember that episode of Married with Children.
Link
 
2013-12-04 04:05:41 PM  
Very creative, subby

/farking hack.
 
2013-12-04 04:05:53 PM  

spiderpaz: [imagemacros.files.wordpress.com image 750x750]


And pretty good at "personal" barbering, if you know what I mean...
 
2013-12-04 04:06:18 PM  
Maybe he is a Flat-Earther.

NO CIRCUMNAVIGATION!!!!!
 
2013-12-04 04:06:57 PM  

DrPainMD: [i0.wp.com image 600x600]


Who's Anus T and how many paintings do you own?
 
2013-12-04 04:07:13 PM  
gene masseth
 
2013-12-04 04:07:34 PM  
What we're missing is that the guy was doing 5 under in the center lane.

What a dick.
 
2013-12-04 04:07:47 PM  
Oh yeah? The other day I saw a NH plate that said DMBAND.
 
2013-12-04 04:07:48 PM  
funnylicenseplates.files.wordpress.com

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thechive.files.wordpress.com

www.r8pl8z.com

www.dpccars.com

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www.dpccars.com

xaxor.com
 
2013-12-04 04:07:53 PM  
I believe that your bumper/license plate is the most effective place to express things you believe strongly in, as people are easily swayed on controversial topics whilst commuting to work.

So rare is it that they are simply annoyed by your expression of opinion plastered on your vehicle.
 
2013-12-04 04:08:32 PM  
Came for the assorgy, leaving disappointed.
 
2013-12-04 04:09:01 PM  
DrPainMD:

Worst candy ever.
 
2013-12-04 04:09:45 PM  
Look, I know political correctness and blah blah blah, but it's OK to specify a gender when you're talking about penises.
 
2013-12-04 04:13:36 PM  
'NT ETR'
 
2013-12-04 04:13:53 PM  
My Aunt's license plate for a while was M16 JFK. Sort of an unfortunate combination.
 
2013-12-04 04:14:30 PM  
i236.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-04 04:14:48 PM  

flup: bumper literature


Now that's a good one all right... it hits the nail on the head when trying to describe the sort that plasters the back of their vehicle with so many stickers, you'd have to be a a stop light for 5 minutes to read the entire collection.
 
2013-12-04 04:15:29 PM  
So he's against forced genital mutilation of children. Me too.
 
2013-12-04 04:17:17 PM  
He may just be against circumnavigating the globe
 
2013-12-04 04:19:48 PM  
I prefer infants with nice cut penises, but it's really a personal preference.
 
2013-12-04 04:20:11 PM  

flup: Of course it's a road hog pickup.


Dude, is an S-10.
 
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2013-12-04 04:23:11 PM  
He's got the first six digits!!!

i235.photobucket.com

©  circ'd on my bubbala's kitchen table, right before brisket
 
2013-12-04 04:25:42 PM  
"~~Here's a guy who's not ashamed to let everyone know how he feels about children's penises."

Done reading right there.
 
2013-12-04 04:26:04 PM  
FTFA:There's nothing wrong with having an opinion on circumcision, but there's a wonderful saying out there about some opinions being best kept to yourself. Your preferred condition of young children's penises is one of them.

So we keep discussions about child abuse to ourselves? That is the message from this article??

I don't think so. A society is judged by how it treats its most vulnerable members. Chopping off perfectly functioning and functional parts of defenseless babies is barbaric.
 
2013-12-04 04:26:24 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-12-04 04:26:31 PM  

Molavian: There's nothing wrong with having an opinion on circumcision, but there's a wonderful saying out there about some opinions being best kept to yourself. Your preferred condition of young children's penises is one of them.


He can stand anywhere on that subject that he wants, as long as he isn't being all perverted about it.  However, driving 5 below in the left lane, why wasn't this man stopped, pulled out of his truck and beaten till he can't remember his name?
 
2013-12-04 04:30:58 PM  
A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife
has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man
just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks...like I said - my
boy's a typical Highland baby boy."

Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're
the father of that typical Scottish baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth,
aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two
weeks.....so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the
day he was born."

The father takes a slow swig from his Johnny Walker Whisky, wipes his lips
on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him
circumcised."
 
2013-12-04 04:31:07 PM  
KEPTHATIP
 
2013-12-04 04:31:52 PM  
Clito envy: Being so jealous of women that you try to equivalent every crime against women with something minor involving men.
 
2013-12-04 04:32:36 PM  
KPTHATIP

/now with eight letters
 
2013-12-04 04:33:16 PM  
What's his Fark handle
 
2013-12-04 04:40:40 PM  
i1134.photobucket.com
i1134.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-04 04:42:49 PM  
Saw one in Austin that said, YOULIE.
Farking morons.
 
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