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(Chron)   Two cheetahs from the Houston Zoo are given a chance to show their speed at the Dynamo practice field. Houston Texans look to sign them up   (chron.com) divider line 11
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2013-12-04 02:18:47 PM
7 votes:
So every other news story in the world seems to require a useless video...and THIS one is a slide show?
2013-12-04 05:19:41 PM
4 votes:

nickdaisy: I'll never understand how people can enjoy seeing such magnificent creatures trapped in cages. And why do Americans and Europeans insist on raping Africa of her natural wonders and then giving the cats African names?  If you really want to respect Africa, return these animals to their natural home immediately instead of sticking them in a stadium like some sort of perverse cheetah minstrel show.


Yep. Send them back to Africa so they can be killed by the locals. That's a really good plan there, bubba.
2013-12-04 04:57:55 PM
2 votes:
I'll never understand how people can enjoy seeing such magnificent creatures trapped in cages. And why do Americans and Europeans insist on raping Africa of her natural wonders and then giving the cats African names?  If you really want to respect Africa, return these animals to their natural home immediately instead of sticking them in a stadium like some sort of perverse cheetah minstrel show.
2013-12-04 09:37:26 PM
1 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: The Boobiesmaster General of the United States is amused:


That Photoshop is amusing despite its scientific untenability.
2013-12-04 07:53:37 PM
1 votes:
What beautifully engineered machines. So today is their Big Day, and they get to celebrate their awesome selves by being let off the leash to hunt down a fake bird, and we get to watch via a series of still photographs?

Something's not quite right.
2013-12-04 07:08:38 PM
1 votes:

J. Frank Parnell: devilskware: Well maybe if we keep them around long enough and breed them until the country of Africa stops being retarded we can return to whence they came.

If the people sitting on billions of dollars actually gave a shiat about these things, problems like poaching of endangered species in Africa could be solved in a couple months.


Agreed. Too bad people have to asshole their way to the top. Give me a billion dollars and I would have a blast doing all kinds of nice things.

What a strange world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Yqvfj9338
2013-12-04 05:37:50 PM
1 votes:

Wogus: Running Cheetah on High Speed HD Camera


Why that isn't considered a natural wonder is beyond me.
2013-12-04 05:04:37 PM
1 votes:

nickdaisy: why do Americans and Europeans insist on raping Africa of her natural wonders


Because, ground up and blended with tea, endangered animals make for a fantastic aphrodisiac.
2013-12-04 05:03:37 PM
1 votes:

mr_a: So every other news story in the world seems to require a useless video...and THIS one is a slide show?


Here's footage from last December when the Houston Zoo took the cheetah's out for a run.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0sstxte-QY
2013-12-04 05:00:56 PM
1 votes:
That's not running, that's flying! And Cheetaing.
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2013-12-04 02:37:20 PM
1 votes:

mr_a: So every other news story in the world seems to require a useless video...and THIS one is a slide show?


This very boobies thing I thought. Damn they are beautiful creatures.
 
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