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(WorldNetDaily)   Americans are right to be wary of Pope Francis. His religious philosophy is a result of KGB influence in Latin America   (wnd.com) divider line 378
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2013-12-04 01:06:12 PM
Holy shiat.
 
2013-12-04 01:06:24 PM
wat
 
2013-12-04 01:06:31 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-04 01:06:47 PM
I would run New Pope's Marxopapist Inquisition. Just saying.
 
2013-12-04 01:07:20 PM
It's sad that it is scary when the Pope preaches the philosophy of Jesus.
 
2013-12-04 01:08:44 PM
s15.postimg.org
 
2013-12-04 01:08:53 PM

Obama's Reptiloid Master: I would run New Pope's Marxopapist Inquisition. Just saying.


Nobody expects the Marxopapist Inquisition!
 
2013-12-04 01:10:17 PM
Did everyone else see their might-as-well-be-KKK race-baiting "deal of the day" book on the sidebar?

Holy shiat.  How can you get more racist than "White girl bleed a lot"?

With a subtitle transcribing loosely as "how black people are going to kill a bunch of white people any day now."  But don't you dare call them racist.
 
2013-12-04 01:11:10 PM

Hagbardr: Obama's Reptiloid Master: I would run New Pope's Marxopapist Inquisition. Just saying.

Nobody expects the Marxopapist Inquisition!


Among our weapons are fear, surprise, and a fanatical devotion to Lenin and Stalin...I'll come in again.
 
2013-12-04 01:11:42 PM
I love how people are all but calling Francis a heretic and blasphemer.
 
2013-12-04 01:12:50 PM

Serious Black: I love how people are all but calling Francis a heretic and blasphemer.


Well, Jesus wouldn't have endorsed this "poor people are people too" thing.
 
2013-12-04 01:13:14 PM
That's a bunch of horseshiat. From what I've read in transcripts he was complicit of acting in concert with the military junta of Argentina during the Dirty War.
 
2013-12-04 01:13:51 PM
The Republicans just don't want that Catholic vote, do they.
 
2013-12-04 01:14:21 PM
Oh shait. Better bankroll and train some thugs to wage a terror war on the Vatican.
 
2013-12-04 01:14:41 PM

Hagbardr: Obama's Reptiloid Master: I would run New Pope's Marxopapist Inquisition. Just saying.

Nobody expects the Marxopapist Inquisition!


Our three greatest weapons are class consciousness, dialectical materialism, the New Pope, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Frankfurt School!
 
2013-12-04 01:15:01 PM
iam12andwhatisthis.jpg
 
2013-12-04 01:16:11 PM
More evidence in the "American's do not worship the God of the New Testament" column.

Just leave the jackboots at home when you come for the non-believers please.  They are so unflattering to the full waisted figures that are the epitome of American Christianity.
 
2013-12-04 01:16:49 PM
Worldn...

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2013-12-04 01:17:28 PM
he's not preaching prosperity gospel so he must hate merkins
 
2013-12-04 01:17:57 PM

ikanreed: Did everyone else see their might-as-well-be-KKK race-baiting "deal of the day" book on the sidebar?

Holy shiat.  How can you get more racist than "White girl bleed a lot"?

With a subtitle transcribing loosely as "how black people are going to kill a bunch of white people any day now."  But don't you dare call them racist.


Oh, and of course it turns out WND is publishing that book themselves.  Damned racists.
 
2013-12-04 01:18:25 PM

meat0918: More evidence in the "American's do not worship the God of the New Testament" column.

Just leave the jackboots at home when you come for the non-believers please.  They are so unflattering to the full waisted figures that are the epitome of American Christianity.


Christianity is the only major world religion to have it's collective panties in a bunch over contraception....even Islam is okay with it.  That should tell you where Christians are currently rating on the "civilization" scale.
 
2013-12-04 01:18:58 PM

meat0918: More evidence in the "American's do not worship the God of the New Testament" column.

Just leave the jackboots at home when you come for the non-believers please.  They are so unflattering to the full waisted figures that are the epitome of American Christianity.


Today on my way to work I saw a message scrawled on the back of a pickup, written in shoe polish, excoriating the president for being a dictator and king and concluding with a Bible verse. I couldn't believe I was seeing paranoid schizophrenia in real time so I pulled alongside this patriot, only to discover the fattest man I have ever seen crammed into a Ford Ranger, wearing a USMC cap and camo balaclava.
 
2013-12-04 01:18:59 PM

meat0918: More evidence in the "American's do not worship the God of the New Testament" column.

Just leave the jackboots at home when you come for the non-believers please.  They are so unflattering to the full waisted figures that are the epitome of American Christianity.


Yeah, that's the thing that strikes me here.  What Pope Francis is proposing here is not radical in any sense: he's just saying "Let's refocus our energy on what is important and vital in Christianity and not so much on gays and/or abortion."   It just shows how many people would rather just derp about the gays than actually have to do something that might require them to help out the poors.
 
2013-12-04 01:25:27 PM
.... HAVE YOU farkS EVEN READ THE farkING BIBLE?!

WHAT THE fark.

IT SAYS, EXPLICITLY, NOT EVEN IN A FARKING PARABLE, THAT YOU CANNOT WORSHIP BOTH GOD AND MAMMON.

SINCE JESUS WAS TALKING *TO* JEWS WHEN HE SAID THIS, IT'S PRETTY CLEAR HE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT MAMMON THE farkING GOD.

Just. I. AAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
2013-12-04 01:26:20 PM
Well, Jesus' whole "Love everyone & share everything" philosophy is rather pink tinged....
 
2013-12-04 01:26:21 PM

Obama's Reptiloid Master: meat0918: More evidence in the "American's do not worship the God of the New Testament" column.

Just leave the jackboots at home when you come for the non-believers please.  They are so unflattering to the full waisted figures that are the epitome of American Christianity.

Today on my way to work I saw a message scrawled on the back of a pickup, written in shoe polish, excoriating the president for being a dictator and king and concluding with a Bible verse. I couldn't believe I was seeing paranoid schizophrenia in real time so I pulled alongside this patriot, only to discover the fattest man I have ever seen crammed into a Ford Ranger, wearing a USMC cap and camo balaclava.


Mmm... balaclava.
 
2013-12-04 01:26:49 PM
OKay, I feel better now.
 
2013-12-04 01:28:12 PM

Wendy's Chili: Obama's Reptiloid Master: meat0918: More evidence in the "American's do not worship the God of the New Testament" column.

Just leave the jackboots at home when you come for the non-believers please.  They are so unflattering to the full waisted figures that are the epitome of American Christianity.

Today on my way to work I saw a message scrawled on the back of a pickup, written in shoe polish, excoriating the president for being a dictator and king and concluding with a Bible verse. I couldn't believe I was seeing paranoid schizophrenia in real time so I pulled alongside this patriot, only to discover the fattest man I have ever seen crammed into a Ford Ranger, wearing a USMC cap and camo balaclava.

Mmm... balaclava.


Either you've got one hell of a weird fetish, son, or you must be real fun at the shawarma cart.
 
2013-12-04 01:28:33 PM
I've been hearing about this "Pope is a Marxist" thing, so I decided to make an exception to my no-WND click rule, just to catch up on exactly what they're saying.

Only got through a few paragraphs before everything went gray. Now my head hurts, my vision is blurred and I can't feel my feet. Please. Someone call a doctor.
 
2013-12-04 01:31:00 PM
If the Pope is a Marxist and Obama is a Marxist, then OBAMA IS THE POPE

Mind. Blown.
 
2013-12-04 01:31:41 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: If the Pope is a Marxist and Obama is a Marxist, then OBAMA IS THE POPE

Mind. Blown.


Muslims can be pope now? The caliphate is upon us. Bi-lal kaifa!
 
2013-12-04 01:32:28 PM

ikanreed: Well, Jesus wouldn't have endorsed this "poor people are people too" thing.


I've seen a disturbing number quoting Jesus as saying "The poor will always be with us." as evidence that we should end all social programs because none of them will ever help, or that Jesus was seriously insisting hat the poor will never take responsibility for themselves.

Was that a Glenn Beck quote I missed or something?

Because I don't know how you twist something that much without direction.
 
2013-12-04 01:32:34 PM

Serious Black: I love how people are all but calling Francis a heretic and blasphemer.


 To quote my favorite The The song, "If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today, he'd be gunned down cold by the C.I.A."
 
2013-12-04 01:34:41 PM

Sergeant Grumbles: ikanreed: Well, Jesus wouldn't have endorsed this "poor people are people too" thing.

I've seen a disturbing number quoting Jesus as saying "The poor will always be with us." as evidence that we should end all social programs because none of them will ever help, or that Jesus was seriously insisting hat the poor will never take responsibility for themselves.

Was that a Glenn Beck quote I missed or something?

Because I don't know how you twist something that much without direction.


Because they're brainwashed?  It's not hard to see that.  There's an active component to getting people to believe untrue things to help concentrate wealth at the top.
 
2013-12-04 01:35:20 PM

Serious Black: I love how people are all but calling Francis a heretic and blasphemer.


Well, to the prosperity gospel types Francis is a very real threat to their ideology.
 
2013-12-04 01:36:05 PM

jake_lex: meat0918: More evidence in the "American's do not worship the God of the New Testament" column.

Just leave the jackboots at home when you come for the non-believers please.  They are so unflattering to the full waisted figures that are the epitome of American Christianity.

Yeah, that's the thing that strikes me here.  What Pope Francis is proposing here is not radical in any sense: he's just saying "Let's refocus our energy on what is important and vital in Christianity and not so much on gays and/or abortion."   It just shows how many people would rather just derp about the gays than actually have to do something that might require them to help out the poors.


Personally I think its less of Pope Francis being a genuinely "good guy" and more of a schism between the loose coalition of catholics/christians here. Think about how for the last thirty years, catholic and christians have been rather united, especially looking back and seeing how there was a very real segment of protestants afraid of a catholic president (JFK). So all of these Mega-Church preachers/politicians realize that while they have operated with the unspoken consent of The Roman Catholic Church, for the first time there is actually friction between the two power bases and it has scared the shiat out of them. So how do they attempt to keep their power base (and more importantly money) flowing? Attempt to isolate the pope by using political rhetoric like calling him a liberal.
 
2013-12-04 01:36:06 PM
I am looking forward to the Catholic Church for Real Americans to be announced any day now.
 
2013-12-04 01:37:57 PM

MrBallou: I've been hearing about this "Pope is a Marxist" thing, so I decided to make an exception to my no-WND click rule, just to catch up on exactly what they're saying.

Only got through a few paragraphs before everything went gray. Now my head hurts, my vision is blurred and I can't feel my feet. Please. Someone call a doctor.


poptop12.files.wordpress.com

Alright, MrBallou, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very over derped right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it...

Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy derping. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music. Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?
 
2013-12-04 01:38:19 PM
The New Pope is a strong advocate for "Social Justice".
Glenn Beck must be shiatting himself right now, that board has to be washed clean from his tears.

/The New Pope really is better than the Old Pope!
//Honest!
///We really mean it this time!
 
2013-12-04 01:38:44 PM

Obama's Reptiloid Master: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: If the Pope is a Marxist and Obama is a Marxist, then OBAMA IS THE POPE

Mind. Blown.

Muslims can be pope now? The caliphate is upon us. Bi-lal kaifa!


That's the balaclaliphate to you. Maybe the baklavaphate?
 
2013-12-04 01:38:49 PM
World Nut Daily:  one of the few websites that you don't have to click and posting the below is always apropos:

i78.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-04 01:39:06 PM
They're actually scared of this guy, aren't they?
 
2013-12-04 01:40:50 PM
The KGB? Really?
 
2013-12-04 01:41:06 PM

Weaver95: Serious Black: I love how people are all but calling Francis a heretic and blasphemer.

Well, to the prosperity gospel types Francis is a very real threat to their ideology.


It's not like American evangelicals ever thought Catholics were anything but heretics and blasphemers in the first place. They've just had an uneasy truce because they both had a beef with women and gays. I do like that Francis has put social justice back on the scale, because it reminds Christians - not only Catholics - that Jesus had stuff on his mind other than restricting access to birth control. Ergo he's a Marxist or whatever.
 
2013-12-04 01:42:44 PM
Surely, given that the Pope is a weak figure globally and red-baiting still has the strength it had at the height of the Cold War, this is a good strategy for the radical right to pursue. I encourage them to keep pushing on it.
 
2013-12-04 01:44:25 PM
Pope Francis is a KGB plant?!

God dammit, those guys are hard to come by! NOW how are we going to scrounge up enough good people to fix the US government? If it takes a KGB plant to measure up, we might have to re-institute the Soviet Union to build supply.
 
2013-12-04 01:45:06 PM
go fark yourself WND.

I have a man-crush on Pope Francis

/not even Catholic
 
2013-12-04 01:46:20 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: They're actually scared of this guy, aren't they?


Which makes me scared for this guy...
 
2013-12-04 01:46:25 PM
Because when one thinks of devout religious faith, one immediately thinks of the KGB. At least, until "Rocky IV" showed them they should pray to an entirely different icon closely associated with Italy.
 
2013-12-04 01:46:43 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: They're actually scared of this guy, aren't they?


Yes, very much so. Pope Francis is someone the evangelicals are terrified of having to confront.
 
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