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(KTVB Boise)   Student expelled for trying to get extra credit in home ec   (ktvb.com) divider line 77
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2013-12-04 11:51:28 AM  
"He licked the blade twice. He turned and said 'I'm going to chop you up into chili and make your friends eat it.' I was scared and I thought he was actually going to do it.

Most painful to the parents, however, was that their daughter was left wondering for so long whether that boy might try to make good on his threat.


I sincerely doubt a 13-year-old boy knows how to make chili. It's pretty complicated, actually. That's why those cook-offs are so competitive.
 
2013-12-04 12:03:20 PM  

sigdiamond2000: "He licked the blade twice. He turned and said 'I'm going to chop you up into chili and make your friends eat it.' I was scared and I thought he was actually going to do it.

Most painful to the parents, however, was that their daughter was left wondering for so long whether that boy might try to make good on his threat.

I sincerely doubt a 13-year-old boy knows how to make chili. It's pretty complicated, actually. That's why those cook-offs are so competitive.



And the big questions... would he choose to use beans or not?
 
2013-12-04 12:07:58 PM  
Such a simple headline, such fantastic failure.
 
j4x
2013-12-04 12:22:45 PM  

sigdiamond2000: "He licked the blade twice. He turned and said 'I'm going to chop you up into chili and make your friends eat it.' I was scared and I thought he was actually going to do it.

Most painful to the parents, however, was that their daughter was left wondering for so long whether that boy might try to make good on his threat.

I sincerely doubt a 13-year-old boy knows how to make chili. It's pretty complicated, actually. That's why those cook-offs are so competitive.


Pretty sure he just saw that episode of South Park and was trying to be edgy.
 
2013-12-04 12:26:42 PM  
They should lock that kid in a room with the girl's dad and see what kind of chili the dad can come up with.
 
2013-12-04 12:27:55 PM  

sigdiamond2000: "He licked the blade twice. He turned and said 'I'm going to chop you up into chili and make your friends eat it.' I was scared and I thought he was actually going to do it.

Most painful to the parents, however, was that their daughter was left wondering for so long whether that boy might try to make good on his threat.

I sincerely doubt a 13-year-old boy knows how to make chili. It's pretty complicated, actually. That's why those cook-offs are so competitive.


Chili is easy, put meat, spices and tomatoes in a pot and cook the shiat out of it.  Good chili, is a little harder, but if you are starting with long pig I don't think you are going for flavor.
 
2013-12-04 12:54:16 PM  
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2013-12-04 01:04:49 PM  

j4x: sigdiamond2000: "He licked the blade twice. He turned and said 'I'm going to chop you up into chili and make your friends eat it.' I was scared and I thought he was actually going to do it.

Most painful to the parents, however, was that their daughter was left wondering for so long whether that boy might try to make good on his threat.

I sincerely doubt a 13-year-old boy knows how to make chili. It's pretty complicated, actually. That's why those cook-offs are so competitive.

Pretty sure he just saw that episode of South Park and was trying to be edgy.


That was my first thought. He probably has a crush.

Stupid teenage boys.
 
2013-12-04 01:04:58 PM  

Blues_X: And the big questions... would he choose to use beans or not?


And what kind of beans would he use?
 
2013-12-04 01:06:09 PM  

Blues_X: sigdiamond2000: "He licked the blade twice. He turned and said 'I'm going to chop you up into chili and make your friends eat it.' I was scared and I thought he was actually going to do it.

Most painful to the parents, however, was that their daughter was left wondering for so long whether that boy might try to make good on his threat.

I sincerely doubt a 13-year-old boy knows how to make chili. It's pretty complicated, actually. That's why those cook-offs are so competitive.


And the big questions... would he choose to use beans or not?


Well, he said chili, so clearly...no.
 
2013-12-04 01:07:05 PM  

walkerhound: Blues_X: And the big questions... would he choose to use beans or not?

And what kind of beans would he use?


Would cooking a Hispanic classmate necessitate less chili powder?
 
2013-12-04 01:07:48 PM  

walkerhound: Blues_X: And the big questions... would he choose to use beans or not?

And what kind of beans would he use?


Duh, it's Idaho. He'll be using potatoes.

/I keed.
 
2013-12-04 01:08:00 PM  
"He licked the blade twice. He turned and said 'I'm going to chop you up into chili and make your friends eat it.' I was scared and I thought he was actually going to do it."

www.biography.com

Some one has a new cook book coming out this Christmas!
 
2013-12-04 01:09:10 PM  

sigdiamond2000: "He licked the blade twice. He turned and said 'I'm going to chop you up into chili and make your friends eat it.' I was scared and I thought he was actually going to do it.

Most painful to the parents, however, was that their daughter was left wondering for so long whether that boy might try to make good on his threat.

I sincerely doubt a 13-year-old boy knows how to make chili. It's pretty complicated, actually. That's why those cook-offs are so competitive.


He would find it even harder to do with that pocket knife jammed into his brain.
 
2013-12-04 01:09:29 PM  
Unpossible.  There are no longer home-ec classes in schools.
 
2013-12-04 01:09:52 PM  
I'm sure we'll be hearing about how this boy is misunderstood. About how the other children persecute him every day. Annnny minute now....
 
2013-12-04 01:10:37 PM  

walkerhound: Blues_X: And the big questions... would he choose to use beans or not?

And what kind of beans would he use?


Human beans?

/but seriously, no beans in the chili.
 
2013-12-04 01:12:20 PM  

walkerhound: Blues_X: And the big questions... would he choose to use beans or not?

And what kind of beans would he use?


Fava beans....and a nice Cianti..
 
2013-12-04 01:12:22 PM  
Anyone else finding it ironically sad that even with the ridiculously strict and asinine school policies, it still took that long to actually get around to helping the girl out, let alone calling the parents.

Can't wait to see what new policies will come from this!

/Now I want chili after I read the comments....
 
2013-12-04 01:12:32 PM  

mcmnky: walkerhound: Blues_X: And the big questions... would he choose to use beans or not?

And what kind of beans would he use?

Human beans?

/but seriously, no beans in the chili.


They're called kidney beans for a reason, duh.
 
2013-12-04 01:12:39 PM  

j4x: edgy.

 
2013-12-04 01:13:04 PM  
This new Wendy's Chili tastes funny.
 
2013-12-04 01:13:18 PM  
I guess someone just watched Southpark.

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-04 01:14:13 PM  

EvilEgg: if you are starting with long pig I don't think you are going for flavor.


You speak from experience?
 
2013-12-04 01:15:18 PM  

Blues_X: sigdiamond2000: "He licked the blade twice. He turned and said 'I'm going to chop you up into chili and make your friends eat it.' I was scared and I thought he was actually going to do it.

Most painful to the parents, however, was that their daughter was left wondering for so long whether that boy might try to make good on his threat.

I sincerely doubt a 13-year-old boy knows how to make chili. It's pretty complicated, actually. That's why those cook-offs are so competitive.


And the big questions... would he choose to use beans or not?


Cincinnati style chili or Texas style?
 
2013-12-04 01:15:39 PM  

sigdiamond2000: "He licked the blade twice. He turned and said 'I'm going to chop you up into chili and make your friends eat it.' I was scared and I thought he was actually going to do it.

Most painful to the parents, however, was that their daughter was left wondering for so long whether that boy might try to make good on his threat.

I sincerely doubt a 13-year-old boy knows how to make chili. It's pretty complicated, actually. That's why those cook-offs are so competitive.


I must be doing it wrong.

Seriously, I'm a pretty shiatty cook, but I make a mean chili.  And the "lazy" version (onion powder instead of fresh onion, for instance) takes all of 10 minutes prep, most of it spent browning the meat.

The non-lazy version takes a lot longer, but I wouldn't call it "complicated".

/won't win any cook-off medals, but friends and family request it... that's enough for me.
 
2013-12-04 01:17:43 PM  

jankyboy: I guess someone just watched Southpark.

[img.fark.net image 200x160]


Yeah, from 12 years ago.
 
2013-12-04 01:18:00 PM  

j4x: sigdiamond2000: "He licked the blade twice. He turned and said 'I'm going to chop you up into chili and make your friends eat it.' I was scared and I thought he was actually going to do it.

Most painful to the parents, however, was that their daughter was left wondering for so long whether that boy might try to make good on his threat.

I sincerely doubt a 13-year-old boy knows how to make chili. It's pretty complicated, actually. That's why those cook-offs are so competitive.

Pretty sure he just saw that episode of South Park and was trying to be edgy.


Isn't that South Park episode older than him if he's 13?  If it's not, it's close.
 
2013-12-04 01:20:12 PM  
If it's human chili, then he obviously would have to use kidney beans. D'ur.
 
GBB
2013-12-04 01:22:45 PM  
When being threatened, why would anyone care what happens after "I will kill you" when it comes to the disposal of your body?
 
2013-12-04 01:24:28 PM  
Kid makes finger gun while playing at recess: SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!!!

Kid threatens student with a knife and says he's going to chop her up: keep everything quiet, eventually let the parents know that something was done about it. Maybe.

Sounds legit.
 
2013-12-04 01:24:43 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Blues_X: sigdiamond2000: "He licked the blade twice. He turned and said 'I'm going to chop you up into chili and make your friends eat it.' I was scared and I thought he was actually going to do it.

Most painful to the parents, however, was that their daughter was left wondering for so long whether that boy might try to make good on his threat.

I sincerely doubt a 13-year-old boy knows how to make chili. It's pretty complicated, actually. That's why those cook-offs are so competitive.


And the big questions... would he choose to use beans or not?

Cincinnati style chili or Texas style?


www.sdchargerstailgating.com

/The Reds HOF bathroom will never be the same.
 
2013-12-04 01:30:06 PM  
Reminds me of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
 
2013-12-04 01:31:25 PM  
Hey! You put beans in yer chili if'n you want. This is Umerica. But no stupid cheese. That's foreign. The French would do that shiat.
 
2013-12-04 01:33:48 PM  
blatz514:
Cincinnati style chili or Texas style?
img.fark.net

/The Reds HOF bathroom will never be the same.


Why is there pasta beneath if that is chili?

/also meh, when I was that age, a guy in the locker room told me he wanted to cut my heart out, drink the blood and take a bite from it.
//not kidding.
 
2013-12-04 01:35:16 PM  
Did he *all* of the credit?
 
2013-12-04 01:40:50 PM  

lack of warmth: blatz514:
Cincinnati style chili or Texas style?
[img.fark.net image 536x307]

/The Reds HOF bathroom will never be the same.


Why is there pasta beneath if that is chili?

/also meh, when I was that age, a guy in the locker room told me he wanted to cut my heart out, drink the blood and take a bite from it.
//not kidding.


That's how they roll.

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2013-12-04 02:02:35 PM  
Was this the father of the boy?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-04 02:09:45 PM  

dv-ous: That was my first thought. He probably has a crush.

Stupid teenage boys.


That's about 90% likely in my opinion.  Sure, there are nasty farked-up little monsters out there, but they're hard to distinguish from the normal kids who just pretend to be nasty farked-up little monsters for attention.
 
2013-12-04 02:10:56 PM  
The headline gives me a headache.
 
2013-12-04 02:12:12 PM  
Jesus wept. Imagine what would have happened if he had pulled the precious snowflakes pigtail?
 
2013-12-04 02:18:15 PM  
FAIL tag for the school not telling the girl that the guy no longer was required to attend classes, so he had the rest of the day and school year to stalk her.
 
2013-12-04 02:22:13 PM  
walkerhound:
And what kind of beans would he use?


I'm assuming Fava Beans.  He'll have to bribe a homeless guy to buy him the Chianti though.
 
2013-12-04 02:28:54 PM  
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he learned it from Titus Andronicus instead of South Park.
 
2013-12-04 02:45:24 PM  
Does that really warrant expulsion?
 
2013-12-04 02:45:54 PM  
Hannibal's even younger years
 
2013-12-04 02:58:31 PM  
Would a 13 year old girl truly be that frightened of such a stupid threat?  She reported it just to get him in trouble.   Either that or she has the mentality of a 5 year old.
 
2013-12-04 02:58:35 PM  

lack of warmth: blatz514:
Cincinnati style chili or Texas style?
[img.fark.net image 536x307]

/The Reds HOF bathroom will never be the same.


Why is there pasta beneath if that is chili?

/also meh, when I was that age, a guy in the locker room told me he wanted to cut my heart out, drink the blood and take a bite from it.
//not kidding.


A guy in my high school said he was going to burn down my house. I jsut told my brother and he beat the guy to a pulp. After that he couldnt apologize to me enough.
 
2013-12-04 03:21:30 PM  
My chili is not made of beans. The beans are an entirely different dish that just happens to be occupying negative space in the chili.
 
2013-12-04 03:45:35 PM  
South Park is pretty educational when you think about it.
 
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