machoprogrammer: [sportzwiki.com image 516x521]
bangmaid: TL;DR: If there's a completely empty subway car during rush hour, there is a very good reason for it.
Tax Boy: [blog.ardes.com image 500x628]
lockers: Tax Boy: [blog.ardes.com image 500x628]
Crudbucket: lockers: Tax Boy: [blog.ardes.com image 500x628][img.fark.net image 630x390]10 points to Gryffindor!
Orgasmatron138: If I lived in a culture where people were packed into subway cars like sardines, and I were routinely groped, I'd want that shiat too.
bangmaid: CSB: I used to live in NYC, and there was a homeless guy that absolutely stunk. I dont just mean, man he smells. I mean, holy shiat, that's how you really torture someone.... He was notorious for riding the N train (and maybe others). He would clear out the entire car, so when we would pull into a busy station like Times Sq, a bunch of tourists see a completely empty car and they would rush on in a big wave, and then immediately clear out while screaming or holding their breath.
Sin_City_Superhero: And before anybody chastises me for my "cock" comment, I'm not talking about a chicken. No poultry was harmed in the making of my post.
meat0918: This is cheaper.[images.allegrocentral.com image 240x240]
hamsack: That only works long enough until you get a car full of people wearing these things. Then, no one gets out uninjured.
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