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2013-12-04 12:59:31 PM  
i.imgur.com

It belongs... in a fulfillment center.
 
2013-12-04 01:25:44 PM  
 
2013-12-04 01:31:48 PM  
More like we should see a guy pushing an ark in a box on a cart through there.
 
2013-12-04 01:35:19 PM  
I thought Amazon was using the auto-inventory robots. Could have sworn the kids and I watched a 'how do they do it' episode detailing the process. The only human intervention was making sure the items were packed correctly and shipped to the right address.
 
2013-12-04 01:51:36 PM  
Top. Men.
 
2013-12-04 02:13:56 PM  
Just as long as the little bastard elves are wired up with productivity shock collars like Bezos has done.
 
2013-12-04 02:16:35 PM  
Santa would have way more Chinese people.
 
2013-12-04 02:22:04 PM  
I'm looking forward to their reincarnation of Webvan. I loved that service.
 
2013-12-04 02:27:07 PM  
No, it would look like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1vnf1sFsP8#t=9m31s

/smells like a monkey-house
 
2013-12-04 02:38:01 PM  

Twilight Farkle: [i.imgur.com image 525x395]

It belongs... in a fulfillment center.


I don't care, I'm keeping my signed Alan Bean coffee table book in my personal collection.
 
2013-12-04 02:44:54 PM  

Russ1642: Top. Men.

Elves.
 
2013-12-04 02:45:15 PM  
I had some friends go to work at one of their new distribution centers. blue collar, hard working people. They all quit in less than 2 weeks due to the terrible working conditions. It makes me feel bad about continuing to order from Amazon. I cut Wal-Mart out of my life already, but I need some place to help me fill my life with useless plastic crap
 
2013-12-04 02:49:28 PM  
Ummm...no.  That's what Santa's distribution center might look like, but I don't see the elves actually making anything there.
 
2013-12-04 02:56:13 PM  
http://www.google.com/search?q=north+pole+alaska+santa's+workshop&tbm = isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=VoifUu_lEsT2oATUp4DACQ&sqi=2&ved=0CGAQs AQ&biw=1280&bih=908

No, the link is a bunch of pictures of what it looks like.  Santa maintains a small working shop in North Pole, AK.  It's not far from Fairbanks.  I was there when I was 8.  It was awesome.  It's still awesome.
 
2013-12-04 03:13:56 PM  

RatMaster999: Ummm...no.  That's what Santa's distribution center might look like, but I don't see the elves actually making anything there.


static.urbantimes.co

He outsourced when the elf union demanded a 3% cost of "living in a fictional location" allowance.
 
2013-12-04 03:43:09 PM  
www.travelchinaguide.com
 
2013-12-04 03:54:07 PM  
Whar elves, whar??
 
2013-12-04 04:16:06 PM  
And yet amazon still doesn't deliver to Namibia.
 
2013-12-04 05:08:12 PM  

Smoking GNU: And yet amazon still doesn't deliver to Namibia.


Don't be such a namibia pamibia
 
2013-12-04 05:09:27 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Smoking GNU: And yet amazon still doesn't deliver to Namibia.

Don't be such a namibia pamibia


I'm not even sure what that's supposed to mean.
 
2013-12-04 05:27:39 PM  

Smoking GNU: And yet amazon still doesn't deliver to Namibia.


media.247sports.com

What's a Namibian?
 
2013-12-04 05:28:05 PM  
I bet Santa's workshop wouldn't have cosmetic features dimensioned to 3 decimal places....

/the Engineers at my workplace well and truly do not have a clue what they're doing
 
2013-12-04 05:32:23 PM  

Smoking GNU: Smeggy Smurf: Smoking GNU: And yet amazon still doesn't deliver to Namibia.

Don't be such a namibia pamibia

I'm not even sure what that's supposed to mean.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaFy0x_Uixo&noredirect=1

/maggot
 
2013-12-04 05:40:04 PM  
ontheroadwithbeth.com
Santa's Workshop, North Pole, Alaska. Used to live near it... and yes, Santa's legal name really is Kris Kringle. He delivers Pizza in the summers in a red Jeep Wagoneer. No joke.
 
2013-12-04 05:43:24 PM  
What do you mean "If", subby!?
 
2013-12-04 06:55:22 PM  

Smoking GNU: And yet amazon still doesn't deliver to Namibia.


Hmm, they'll accept Namibia for Marketplace sellers, although I don't know what that means in practice.
 
2013-12-04 08:02:11 PM  
But the Mexican kid's movie "Santa Claus" told me that Santa lives in a flying castle above the North Pole and has an army of enslaved ethnically stereotyped kids as workers, along with surveillance equipment made from body parts, and Merlin the wizard. And he fights a pantyhose wearing devil named Pitch. And the whole thing is part bad acid trip, part schizophrenic rambling, and part good old fashioned nightmare fuel.
 
2013-12-05 04:48:19 AM  

Richard C Stanford: But the Mexican kid's movie "Santa Claus" told me that Santa lives in a flying castle above the North Pole and has an army of enslaved ethnically stereotyped kids as workers, along with surveillance equipment made from body parts, and Merlin the wizard. And he fights a pantyhose wearing devil named Pitch. And the whole thing is part bad acid trip, part schizophrenic rambling, and part good old fashioned nightmare fuel.


Crow?
 
2013-12-05 06:10:26 AM  

gozar_the_destroyer: Richard C Stanford: But the Mexican kid's movie 'Santa Claus" told me that Santa lives in a flying castle above the North Pole and has an army of enslaved ethnically stereotyped kids as workers, along with surveillance equipment made from body parts, and Merlin the wizard. And he fights a pantyhose wearing devil named Pitch. And the whole thing is part bad acid trip, part schizophrenic rambling, and part good old fashioned nightmare fuel.

Crow?


No, Servo had all the good lines in that one.
 
2013-12-05 10:04:24 AM  
My cousin got back from Iraq and all he got was a job there.
 
2013-12-05 12:12:00 PM  

Ponzholio: Smoking GNU: And yet amazon still doesn't deliver to Namibia.

[media.247sports.com image 400x229]

What's a Namibian?


*Pulls out gun*

BLACK RAGE!
 
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