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(Royal Society of Chemistry)   Cheesy puns and Monty Python movie quotes don't make for a good article on dairy products....they make for a silly one, though   (rsc.org) divider line 30
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2013-12-04 01:42:05 PM
i.imgur.com

I do like to have things moving along but I'm not having things getting silly
 
2013-12-04 01:42:55 PM
WOW that was detailed. TMI.
 
2013-12-04 01:44:19 PM
So why didn't you use the Silly tag, slubby?
 
2013-12-04 01:47:10 PM
Gouda hell, subby! That was awesome!
 
2013-12-04 01:53:18 PM
Stick around, there might be a part about blessed are the big noses
 
2013-12-04 01:53:58 PM
This was a fantastic article.

Now I can go forth with this useless knowledge.
 
2013-12-04 02:01:40 PM
 
2013-12-04 02:01:46 PM
Next up: Whizzo Butter and why British housewives can't tell it from a dead crab.
 
2013-12-04 02:03:40 PM
Has it not oc-curd to you, Subby, that cheese is milk's leap towards immortality and that people on FARK appreciate cheese?  There is no whey that was a silly article.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to diss a Brie
Traveled the world for a Cheddar cheese
Everybody's looking for Stilton
 
2013-12-04 02:05:57 PM
Cheesy puns and silly quotes, on Fark..No whey..
 
2013-12-04 02:06:25 PM

eyeq360: Has it not oc-curd to you, Subby, that cheese is milk's leap towards immortality and that people on FARK appreciate cheese?  There is no whey that was a silly article.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to diss a Brie
Traveled the world for a Cheddar cheese
Everybody's looking for Stilton


i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-04 02:09:14 PM
God. Now everytime I see the Amusing tag I assume it's a shiatty Featured Partner article. Who picks that crap? At least enable comments so I can tell you how much it sucks.
 
2013-12-04 02:10:54 PM
Excuse me, is this the Department of Silly Milks?

Why yes. Please come in.

Well, I have a silly milk and would like funding for it.

Fine. What kind of silly milk have you come up with?

It's milk...with... strawberry flavoring.

Huh. That's not very silly. I'm sorry. Not very silly at all.

Yes, but I think that with Government backing I could make it very silly.

No. No. Sorry. The very real problem is one of money. I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Milks is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. You see there's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Milks than it did on National Defence. Now we get £348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products: Milk Flavoured Water, Strychnine Fortified Milk, Milk that Defies Gravity AND Time...

How about Peppercorn Milk?

Now that's silly. How about 30,000 quid to get started?
 
2013-12-04 02:16:50 PM
Well, I was, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish. And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated this place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!.
 
2013-12-04 02:26:47 PM
It is incredibly hard to find a cheese shop that stocks Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.
 
2013-12-04 02:29:21 PM

CygnusDarius: Well, I was, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish. And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated this place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!.


Come again, sir?
 
2013-12-04 02:36:57 PM
In before the comments are full of spam.
 
2013-12-04 02:42:41 PM
Nobody expected that.
 
2013-12-04 02:49:45 PM

TheGogmagog: In before the comments are full of spam.


One comment with not so much spam in it later.........
 
2013-12-04 02:53:08 PM
Well, the next time I find myself a bit peckish for a bit of fermented curd, curtail my Walpoling and sally forth to infiltrate a place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles, I'll definitely have a greater appreciation for the art that is cheesemaking.

/Oops, the cat's ate it.
 
2013-12-04 03:03:34 PM

ElwoodCuse: CygnusDarius: Well, I was, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish. And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated this place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!.

Come again, sir?


I'd like to buy some cheese!.
 
2013-12-04 03:27:52 PM
I'm sorry, but will you please shut that bazouki player up?
 
2013-12-04 04:00:45 PM
No it doesn't.
 
2013-12-04 04:39:37 PM
 What a senseless waste of human life.
 
2013-12-04 05:04:40 PM

eyeq360: Has it not oc-curd to you, Subby, that cheese is milk's leap towards immortality and that people on FARK appreciate cheese?  There is no whey that was a silly article.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to diss a Brie
Traveled the world for a Cheddar cheese
Everybody's looking for Stilton


Some of them want to chew Bleu
Some of them want to chew Remoudou
Some of them want Halloumi
Some of them want to eat Port Salut
 
2013-12-04 05:30:52 PM

ukexpat: No it doesn't.


Yes it does.
 
2013-12-04 06:04:44 PM
What a stupid concept.
 
2013-12-04 06:05:46 PM

Stile4aly: eyeq360: Has it not oc-curd to you, Subby, that cheese is milk's leap towards immortality and that people on FARK appreciate cheese?  There is no whey that was a silly article.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to diss a Brie
Traveled the world for a Cheddar cheese
Everybody's looking for Stilton

Some of them want to chew Bleu
Some of them want to chew Remoudou
Some of them want Halloumi
Some of them want to eat Port Salut


Eat some Roquefort; eat some Roquefort, Parmesan
Eat some Roquefort, Parmesan
Melt some Muenster, Parmesan
Eat some Roquefort, Parmesan
 
2013-12-04 07:11:38 PM
In somewhat related news, Englebert Fuffington looks like a sad baby with an expensive haircut.  Sign the petition if you agree.

https://www.change.org/petitions/benedict-cumberbatch-change-your-na me -to-englebert-fuffington
 
2013-12-04 09:35:51 PM
 
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