Ambivalence: Wait til they find out Santa doesn't exist.Shoot, I ruined it.
Ambivalence: Wait til they find out Santa doesn't exist.
Biff_Steel: The war on christmas continues unabated. My guess is they had to look pretty hard to uncover this latest front of the war.
Oh sure, and they leave Kwanzaa-Bot unprotected?
Arkanaut: Ambivalence: Wait til they find out Santa doesn't exist.Shoot, I ruined it."I'm sorry, little Johnnie, but you're old enough for us to tell you the truth -- Santa won't be coming this year. Obama shot him down. Expect the Krampus."
HMS_Blinkin: FTFA: "Children associate Santa with gifts and fun and everything else that is positive about Christmas," Kanner told the newspaper. "They are associating this with the military in children's minds."Yeah, and if there's one thing that 5 to 8 year old boys hate and think is super uncool, it's the military and fighter planes. Get some perspective, lady.
I_Am_Weasel: Oh, like'd they be able to keep up with Santa considering how fast he goes in order to deliver presents around the world
Babwa Wawa: I'm kind of baffled by the need for them to put fighter planes in front of Santa. Why would he need a defensive escort?But whatevs.
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