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(Opposing Views)   Smoking hot embezzler needs $400K by Dec. 19. *Cancels Total Fark* *Empties bank account* *Buys engagement ring*   (opposingviews.com) divider line 108
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2013-12-04 10:58:39 AM  
Schlubby actually delivers.

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2013-12-04 11:01:44 AM  
No p*ssy is worth 400,000. Especially that one.
 
2013-12-04 11:07:09 AM  
I'm sorry to be judgmental here, but every picture of her gives me the same impression: Lying, scheming, thieving, gold-digging, conniving biatch from hell.

And I do not feel sorry for men who fall for her bullshiat. Not one bit. If you can't see that coming a mile away, you're too naive to have your money.
 
2013-12-04 11:07:42 AM  
Let's see, flat-chested, low-set walleyes, shiatty dye job, doesn't know how to apply mascara, bit on an overbite, manbrows, and five head. Sounds like your typical farker's dream girl!
 
2013-12-04 11:07:56 AM  

blatz514: Schlubby actually delivers.

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Agreed. A sandwich or three couldn't hurt, though.
 
2013-12-04 11:08:49 AM  
New York financier Todd Meister

In her defense, he did refer to himself in the third-person as "The Toddmeister".   I'd say he was kinda asking for it.
 
2013-12-04 11:09:55 AM  
if you could steal 400k but had to spend 1 year in prison would you do it?
 
2013-12-04 11:10:17 AM  
Even her facial expressions look smarmy and entitled.
 
2013-12-04 11:10:47 AM  

ZeroCorpse: I'm sorry to be judgmental here, but every picture of her gives me the same impression: Lying, scheming, thieving, gold-digging, conniving biatch from hell.

And I do not feel sorry for men who fall for her bullshiat. Not one bit. If you can't see that coming a mile away, you're too naive to have your money.


She didn't scam it from her boyfriend, she stole it from her employer.
 
2013-12-04 11:11:14 AM  

Headso: if you could steal 400k but had to spend 1 year in prison would you do it?


No, $5 mil is my min
 
2013-12-04 11:11:14 AM  
Don't put your dick in crazy.
 
2013-12-04 11:11:53 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Let's see, flat-chested, low-set walleyes, shiatty dye job, doesn't know how to apply mascara, bit on an overbite, manbrows, and five head. Sounds like your typical farker's dream girl!


I was going to mention the forehead issue but you did it much better.
 
2013-12-04 11:12:04 AM  

Headso: if you could steal 400k but had to spend 1 year in prison would you do it?


Given the state of the US prison system...that's a really tough question. If it was Texas state prison...no farking way.
 
2013-12-04 11:12:25 AM  
What a worthless human being. I hope she gets herpes screwing some rich old grandpa.
 
2013-12-04 11:12:29 AM  
media.nowpublic.net

Thank god for another opposing views link...
 
2013-12-04 11:12:31 AM  

Russ1642: Don't put your dick in crazy.


So I shouldn't have married my 3rd with then.
 
2013-12-04 11:14:01 AM  
Turning that frown upside-down would be a task worth undertaking.

www.runyweb.com
 
2013-12-04 11:14:24 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Sounds like your typical farker's dream girl!


she's not elven enough looking for true farker dream girl status.
 
2013-12-04 11:15:00 AM  

Apos: blatz514: Schlubby actually delivers.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x952]

Agreed. A sandwich or three couldn't hurt, though.


Huh. I'd go as high as "pretty god looking" but not "smoking hot."
 
2013-12-04 11:15:10 AM  

Headso: if you could steal 400k but had to spend 1 year in prison would you do it?


It isn't a binary tradeoff like the question imlies. The repayment order doesn't go away if she goes to prison. Even if she did time, got out, and subsequently somehow acquired some assets, the government will seize assets for repayment.
 
2013-12-04 11:15:11 AM  

Headso: if you could steal 400k but had to spend 1 year in prison would you do it?


She stole $800k, she's just running up against a deadline to repay half of it.

Although I'm not sure why she's been given the opportunity to avoid prison if she repays the money, AFAIK it's not common to let people off as long as they repay most of their ill gotten gains.
 
2013-12-04 11:15:20 AM  
*reads TFA*
*Looks over at supervisor*

*gasp*
it's HER!
 
2013-12-04 11:16:05 AM  

Target Builder: ZeroCorpse: I'm sorry to be judgmental here, but every picture of her gives me the same impression: Lying, scheming, thieving, gold-digging, conniving biatch from hell.

And I do not feel sorry for men who fall for her bullshiat. Not one bit. If you can't see that coming a mile away, you're too naive to have your money.

She didn't scam it from her boyfriend, she stole it from her employer.


bullshiat . he was hitting that. I'll bet he got pissed at her over stepping her authority as his assistant and decided to eff her over.
 
2013-12-04 11:17:33 AM  
Her parents are selling their home to try to help her, yet she doesn't feel she should hock her 2-carat ring to chip in her share?  No thanks to that biatch.
 
2013-12-04 11:18:49 AM  
She kinda looks like Megan Fox... only less hotter
 
2013-12-04 11:19:52 AM  

Headso: if you could steal 400k but had to spend 1 year in prison would you do it?


Do I get to keep the money at the end of it?  Am I headed to some federal minimum security white collar country club?  Or some nastier state super max?
 
2013-12-04 11:21:38 AM  
Just like so many thieves she thinks the property she has is hers.
 
2013-12-04 11:21:42 AM  
Like my grandad aways said, "It doesn't matter how hot she looks, there someone somewhere who's sick of her shiat."
 
2013-12-04 11:23:01 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Let's see, flat-chested, low-set walleyes, shiatty dye job, doesn't know how to apply mascara, bit on an overbite, manbrows, and five head. Sounds like your typical farker's dream girl!


Nailed it!  Time to clean up mom's basement.
 
2013-12-04 11:23:26 AM  

Cletus C.: Turning that frown upside-down would be a task worth undertaking.

[www.runyweb.com image 454x292]


She has the kind of bored, dismissive facial expression that makes me think that utterly failing to satisfy her sexually would be the best 30 seconds of my life.
 
2013-12-04 11:23:55 AM  

shinjitsuism: She kinda looks like Megan Fox... only less hotter


I'm holding judgement until I see her in less clothing.
 
2013-12-04 11:24:15 AM  

Target Builder: ZeroCorpse: I'm sorry to be judgmental here, but every picture of her gives me the same impression: Lying, scheming, thieving, gold-digging, conniving biatch from hell.

And I do not feel sorry for men who fall for her bullshiat. Not one bit. If you can't see that coming a mile away, you're too naive to have your money.

She didn't scam it from her boyfriend, she stole it from her employer.


Let's see, her job title was "personal assistant" and she just coincidentally was really hot and has no college degree?  What exactly was she assisting him with?
 
2013-12-04 11:24:35 AM  

Target Builder: ZeroCorpse: I'm sorry to be judgmental here, but every picture of her gives me the same impression: Lying, scheming, thieving, gold-digging, conniving biatch from hell.

And I do not feel sorry for men who fall for her bullshiat. Not one bit. If you can't see that coming a mile away, you're too naive to have your money.

She didn't scam it from her boyfriend, she stole it from her employer.


I got that. And WHY did he employ her? Was it her amazing financial skills? Her trustworthy demeanor? Her competent business talents?

I'm going to guess he saw a nice pair of legs and some cleavage and hired her to be his "assistant" on the spot.

She's the very definition  of a femme fatale, and if anyone can't see that before inviting her to have control over their money, they're STUPID.
 
2013-12-04 11:24:49 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Let's see, flat-chested, low-set walleyes, shiatty dye job, doesn't know how to apply mascara, bit on an overbite, manbrows, and five head. Sounds like your typical farker's dream girl!


0-media-cdn.foolz.us

You knew it was coming.
 
2013-12-04 11:25:20 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Let's see, flat-chested, low-set walleyes, shiatty dye job, doesn't know how to apply mascara, bit on an overbite, manbrows, and five head. Sounds like your typical farker's dream girl!


I've met some cute walleyes in my time.
 
2013-12-04 11:25:55 AM  
If only there was a way in which she could leverage some of her naturally occurring and potentially plastic surgery created assets into a large volume of money out of a California valley whose name rhymes with Ban Hernando....

Major bonus if it just happens to coincide with some existing need she has for extensive amounts of attention and possibly narcotics....
 
2013-12-04 11:26:38 AM  
Someone needs their "smoking" hot recalibrated to somewhere between "smoldering" and "meh".  Maybe dolled up this girl looks nice but in the photos thus far she looks a little above average.

monoski: Headso: if you could steal 400k but had to spend 1 year in prison would you do it?

No, $5 mil is my min


$10 million minimum here, especially since it would be more difficult to know who would fark you more: the prisoners on the inside or the authorities on both sides.  I could easily see a corrupt official or two maintaining incarceration until either they got a cut or desperation forced someone to tap into the stash.
 
2013-12-04 11:26:45 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Target Builder: ZeroCorpse: I'm sorry to be judgmental here, but every picture of her gives me the same impression: Lying, scheming, thieving, gold-digging, conniving biatch from hell.

And I do not feel sorry for men who fall for her bullshiat. Not one bit. If you can't see that coming a mile away, you're too naive to have your money.

She didn't scam it from her boyfriend, she stole it from her employer.

I got that. And WHY did he employ her? Was it her amazing financial skills? Her trustworthy demeanor? Her competent business talents?

I'm going to guess he saw a nice pair of legs and some cleavage and hired her to be his "assistant" on the spot.

She's the very definition  of a femme fatale, and if anyone can't see that before inviting her to have control over their money, they're STUPID.


Yeah, he was boning her.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2108967/Todd-Meister-Nicky-H il tons-ex-husband-sleeping-PA-Renata-Shamrakova.html

He was also married for four months to one of the herpes-delivery-vectors known as the Hiltons.
 
2013-12-04 11:27:32 AM  

darwinpolice: Cletus C.: Turning that frown upside-down would be a task worth undertaking.

[www.runyweb.com image 454x292]

She has the kind of bored, dismissive facial expression that makes me think that utterly failing to satisfy her sexually would be the best 30 seconds of my life.


30?  Are you some kind of machine!?!?!?!
 
2013-12-04 11:27:35 AM  
czei:

Let's see, her job title was "personal assistant" and she just coincidentally was really hot and has no college degree?  What exactly was she assisting him with?

It doesn't take a college degree to answer phones, work an Outlook calendar or pick up dry cleaning.
 
2013-12-04 11:28:00 AM  

WinoRhino: Apos: blatz514: Schlubby actually delivers.

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Agreed. A sandwich or three couldn't hurt, though.

Huh. I'd go as high as "pretty god looking" but not "smoking hot."



Compared to what the "smoking hot" descriptor usually means around here, she's practically a demi-goddess.
 
2013-12-04 11:28:24 AM  

Target Builder: ZeroCorpse: I'm sorry to be judgmental here, but every picture of her gives me the same impression: Lying, scheming, thieving, gold-digging, conniving biatch from hell.

And I do not feel sorry for men who fall for her bullshiat. Not one bit. If you can't see that coming a mile away, you're too naive to have your money.

She didn't scam it from her boyfriend, she stole it from her employer.


Eh, I call BS on his story. This man works with money for a living, an neither he nor an accountant thought to double check his bank accounts and personal assistant's spending until 800,000 had been spent?
 
2013-12-04 11:29:42 AM  
Looks like Michael Jackson.
 
2013-12-04 11:29:44 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Let's see, flat-chested, low-set walleyes, shiatty dye job, doesn't know how to apply mascara, bit on an overbite, manbrows, and five head. Sounds like your typical farker's dream girl!

I've met some cute walleyes in my time.


thebrandbuilder.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-04 11:29:58 AM  

Cletus C.: Turning that frown upside-down would be a task worth undertaking.

[www.runyweb.com image 454x292]


I dunno. Somehow its worse.

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-04 11:30:05 AM  
I wouldn't hit that with Bill Clintons dick.
She's obviously the type who would kill for an inheritance.
Good luck marrying that evil bee.
 
2013-12-04 11:30:28 AM  

www.opposingviews.com


How can any man with a brain look at this woman and not hear this in their head?
 
2013-12-04 11:30:30 AM  
Two words.
Cray.  Cray.
 
2013-12-04 11:32:04 AM  

alizeran: Cletus C.: Turning that frown upside-down would be a task worth undertaking.

[www.runyweb.com image 454x292]

I dunno. Somehow its worse.

[img.fark.net image 454x292]


JEEEEeeezz... she looks like Michael Jackson when you do that.
 
2013-12-04 11:33:49 AM  

ZeroCorpse: I'm sorry to be judgmental here, but every picture of her gives me the same impression: Lying, scheming, thieving, gold-digging, conniving biatch from hell.

And I do not feel sorry for men who fall for her bullshiat. Not one bit. If you can't see that coming a mile away, you're too naive to have your money.


That reminds me, I need to check my lottery ticket.
 
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