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(The Local)   The priest who let the old lady monkify Jesus was too busy to supervise her work. One guess what he was doing   (thelocal.es) divider line 35
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2013-12-04 10:27:43 AM
Is monkify spelled correctly?
 
2013-12-04 11:02:37 AM
Little boys?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-12-04 11:04:50 AM
Fixing the cable?
 
2013-12-04 11:06:25 AM
Sorting his holy cards?
 
2013-12-04 11:08:19 AM
This doesn't even rate an A, B, C question? Is it THAT obvious?


........yeah, I guess it is.
 
2013-12-04 11:21:36 AM
Ecce Homo priest hit with €200,000 fraud charge

Well I'm as upset as anybody else about this, but that's no reason to be calling him a homo.
 
2013-12-04 12:51:31 PM
The money was just resting in his account.
 
2013-12-04 12:51:33 PM
Catholic priest?  Then he was clearly molesting a young child.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-04 12:52:31 PM
"The priest who let the old lady monkify Jesus was too busy to supervise her work. One guess what who he was doing"

FTFS
/fixed that for subby
 
2013-12-04 12:53:09 PM
The name of my next band is going to be Monkey Jesus Priest.
 
2013-12-04 12:53:23 PM
Trying to sign up for Obamacare?
 
2013-12-04 12:55:02 PM

xanadian: Little boys?

/dnrtfa


AeAe: Catholic priest?  Then he was clearly molesting a young child.


HAHA, wrong!

TFA: "Ecce Homo priest hit with €200,000 fraud charge"
/and little bit of sexual abuse
 
2013-12-04 12:57:13 PM
You mean religious figures aren't the pillars of morality they preach!??

Oh dios mio!
 
2013-12-04 12:59:26 PM
Fixing the cable?
 
2013-12-04 12:59:27 PM

Mad Scientist: The money was just resting in his account.


We'll have ship him off to Craggy Island then.
 
2013-12-04 12:59:41 PM
The painting kind of looks like the Homo Lisa.
 
2013-12-04 01:04:31 PM
They could have just charged him with insulting a policeman and looking at art in a dumpster.
 
2013-12-04 01:07:14 PM
And of course the Church is more pissed about the embezzling than the kiddy diddling.
 
2013-12-04 01:10:20 PM

LewDux: xanadian: Little boys?

/dnrtfa

AeAe: Catholic priest?  Then he was clearly molesting a young child.

HAHA, wrong!

TFA: "Ecce Homo priest hit with €200,000 fraud charge"
/and little bit of sexual abuse



My odds were 1 in 2, so I figured it was a good guess.
 
2013-12-04 01:11:14 PM
i can still hear
"i'm an ape ape man"
by the kinks
 
2013-12-04 01:20:17 PM

r0cj07p: The name of my next band is going to be Monkey Jesus Priest.


Dammit, beat me to it!
 
2013-12-04 01:22:21 PM
Outliers, all of them. Every single one. There is nothing institutionally wrong about denying priests physical love and affection. It is God's will.
 
2013-12-04 01:28:03 PM
SO! Anyone else spot this story while reading that article about that spanish guy that go arrested for looking at a painting?
 
2013-12-04 01:30:03 PM
Kiddie diddling?
 
2013-12-04 01:32:09 PM

DocPeabody: SO! Anyone else spot this story while reading that article about that spanish guy that go arrested for looking at a painting?


yes, yes we did.
 
2013-12-04 02:10:42 PM
Father Ted, is that you?
 
2013-12-04 02:17:26 PM
The priest of a small Spanish village which rose to international fame after a local woman in 2012 'restored' a fresco of Jesus Christ has been arrested for alleged sexual abuse and the embezzlement of €210,000 ($285,000).

(cut to add for another related article)

"...They didn't let me finish"
 
2013-12-04 02:17:32 PM
Wow, when I read the headline my first reaction was "well at least he wasn't abusing someone*". Then the article was a major disappointment.

/*how farking low do you have to set the bar when people are thrilled you're not currently molesting a child?
//and then still find a way to limbo under it!
 
2013-12-04 02:28:15 PM
Well, he was a priest in the Borja region, which is the homeland area of  those Borgias of infamy. Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe Borja is the Spanish spelling and Borgia was Italianized for the Papal vote.
 
2013-12-04 03:25:07 PM

Anastacya: Well, he was a priest in the Borja region, which is the homeland area of  those Borgias of infamy. Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe Borja is the Spanish spelling and Borgia was Italianized for the Papal vote.


I think you may be right.

Walker: Ecce Homo priest hit with €200,000 fraud charge
Well I'm as upset as anybody else about this, but that's no reason to be calling him a homo.

Ecce Homo translates into "Behold the man" and not "grope the children."  And there's a vast difference between homosexuality and pedophilia.
 
2013-12-04 04:21:03 PM
Idiot!  He should have done what Pope Francis did and drive around in an 84 Reanult 4.  Those cars are little boy magnets.
 
2013-12-04 04:35:52 PM

eyeq360: Anastacya: Well, he was a priest in the Borja region, which is the homeland area of  those Borgias of infamy. Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe Borja is the Spanish spelling and Borgia was Italianized for the Papal vote.

I think you may be right.

Walker: Ecce Homo priest hit with €200,000 fraud charge
Well I'm as upset as anybody else about this, but that's no reason to be calling him a homo.
Ecce Homo translates into "Behold the man" and not "grope the children."  And there's a vast difference between homosexuality and pedophilia.


What if the pedophilia involves a same-sex victim?  Wouldn't that be homosexual pedophilia?
 
2013-12-04 05:57:28 PM

AeAe: eyeq360: Anastacya: Well, he was a priest in the Borja region, which is the homeland area of  those Borgias of infamy. Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe Borja is the Spanish spelling and Borgia was Italianized for the Papal vote.

I think you may be right.

Walker: Ecce Homo priest hit with €200,000 fraud charge
Well I'm as upset as anybody else about this, but that's no reason to be calling him a homo.
Ecce Homo translates into "Behold the man" and not "grope the children."  And there's a vast difference between homosexuality and pedophilia.

What if the pedophilia involves a same-sex victim?  Wouldn't that be homosexual pedophilia?


I think it's still just referred to as pedophilia, regardless of the sex of the victim.
 
2013-12-04 09:12:56 PM
"Fraud? Ok. Sexual abuse? Ok, no problem. BUT I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT PAINTING!"
 
2013-12-05 04:46:09 AM

eyeq360: Anastacya: Well, he was a priest in the Borja region, which is the homeland area of  those Borgias of infamy. Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe Borja is the Spanish spelling and Borgia was Italianized for the Papal vote.

I think you may be right.


Not much has really changed in Italy, has it? Don't ever change, Mediterranean states. Just stay out of the EU next time.
 
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