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(Contact Music)   Another woman decides that, legally, she doesn't really want to be married to Josh Brolin   (contactmusic.com) divider line 48
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2013-12-04 08:49:14 AM
"It is very amicable" an insider told E! News. "It's not ugly, it's just over."

Good thing for Brolin.  Judging by that picture Lane is actually a Terminator.
 
2013-12-04 08:50:31 AM
Diane Lane is free? Time for me to make my move. And by "my move" I mean masturbate furiously to naked pictures of her on the Internet.

/game. set. match.
 
2013-12-04 08:58:58 AM
Santa, all I want is for you to please make this a Diane Lane photo thread.

Or Jesus. Whomever is in control of these things.
 
2013-12-04 09:40:53 AM
www.contactmusic.com

Uh...you sure it's the real Diane Lane and not a cyborg?
 
2013-12-04 10:08:32 AM
Good. She should be with someone her own age. Like me.
 
2013-12-04 10:08:38 AM
She has aged as well as anyone could hope to at this point. DO WANT!
 
2013-12-04 10:14:05 AM
In related news, movies from 2003 are now "classic".
 
2013-12-04 10:15:40 AM

jaybeezey: She has aged as well as anyone could hope to at this point. DO WANT!


She has aged?
 
2013-12-04 10:27:18 AM
I think she's the only reason any guy watched Unfaithful, over and over, and over again.
 
2013-12-04 10:36:28 AM

Cymbal: I think she's the only reason any guy watched Unfaithful, over and over, and over again.


I was in it for Oliver Martinez, but whatevs.

He is not aging nearly as well as she, though.
 
2013-12-04 10:37:41 AM

Cymbal: I think she's the only reason any guy watched Unfaithful, over and over, and over again.


Careful...chafing is a tough thing...

/She's got 20 years on me and I still would, in a friggin' heartbeat.
 
2013-12-04 10:40:14 AM

Diogenes: "It is very amicable" an insider told E! News. "It's not ugly, it's just over."

Good thing for Brolin.  Judging by that picture Lane is actually a Terminator.


Come on, when she was flashing the Lawmaster around in Judge Dredd that was hot.
 
2013-12-04 10:45:30 AM

SecretAgentWoman: [www.contactmusic.com image 500x749]

Uh...you sure it's the real Diane Lane and not a cyborg?


IS THE JOKE!  OH WOW
 
2013-12-04 10:50:15 AM

ChrisDe: Santa, all I want is for you to please make this a Diane Lane photo thread.

Or Jesus. Whomever is in control of these things.


Huh? Well, OK then.

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ecl
2013-12-04 10:51:20 AM
I will wreak havoc on this thread in the form of pictures.
 
2013-12-04 10:58:36 AM

i.imgur.com


"I now know why you reconcile, but it's something I can never do."

 
2013-12-04 10:58:46 AM

FarkingReading: ChrisDe: Santa, all I want is for you to please make this a Diane Lane photo thread.


Or Jesus. Whomever is in control of these things.

Huh? Well, OK then.

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cdn.bleacherreport.nettwistsandtales.files.wordpress.com

THEY WILL MIX US UP FOR THE END OF TIME YOU BLOODY C*NT!

 
2013-12-04 11:26:47 AM
www.straitpinkie.com

How you doin?
 
2013-12-04 11:32:27 AM

ChrisDe: Santa, all I want is for you to please make this a Diane Lane photo thread.
Or Jesus. Whomever is in control of these things.


Pervs. That knee is no more than 16 years old. And she's just an innocent schoolgirl, with her little skirt and her little knee socks and ----HEY! You stop that right now!

www.childstarlets.com
 
2013-12-04 11:44:19 AM

SecretAgentWoman: [www.contactmusic.com image 500x749]

Uh...you sure it's the real Diane Lane and not a cyborg?


Yeah, I've never actually seen redeye show up in only one eyeball before... As long as she got the "fellatio" upgrade, I guess a cyborg would be OK...
 
2013-12-04 11:49:23 AM
I've always liked her.
 
2013-12-04 11:55:43 AM
Didn't know Superman's mom was married to Jonah Hex. I guess she wanted a real saddle ride after Robin Hood died to a tornado.
 
2013-12-04 12:26:35 PM
I wanna take a drive down Diane Lane!
 
2013-12-04 12:43:33 PM
More relevant link on site

/line forms behind me, ends at Terre Haute
 
2013-12-04 01:00:14 PM
To satisfy the alimony he's going to need to get his next 400 paychecks by tomorrow afternoon.

/hopefully not obscure
 
2013-12-04 01:05:39 PM

Mikey1969: SecretAgentWoman: [www.contactmusic.com image 500x749]

Uh...you sure it's the real Diane Lane and not a cyborg?

Yeah, I've never actually seen redeye show up in only one eyeball before... As long as she got the "fellatio" upgrade, I guess a cyborg would be OK...


It can actually be a sign of  Retinoblastoma.  In a healthy eye, light from the flash is reflected back and you see it as red-eye, with Retinoblastoma, the light is reflected/absorbed by the tumour instead so you don't get red-eye.
 
2013-12-04 01:06:55 PM

Buttknuckle: I wanna take a drive down Diane Lane!


I would plow it for her.
 
2013-12-04 01:18:10 PM

Pinko_Commie: Mikey1969: SecretAgentWoman: [www.contactmusic.com image 500x749]

Uh...you sure it's the real Diane Lane and not a cyborg?

Yeah, I've never actually seen redeye show up in only one eyeball before... As long as she got the "fellatio" upgrade, I guess a cyborg would be OK...

It can actually be a sign of  Retinoblastoma.  In a healthy eye, light from the flash is reflected back and you see it as red-eye, with Retinoblastoma, the light is reflected/absorbed by the tumour instead so you don't get red-eye.


Interesting... I wonder if she's seen it before and talked to an eye doctor, or since everyone removes redeye anyway(except for this pic), she doesn't even know?
 
2013-12-04 01:24:53 PM

Mikey1969: Pinko_Commie: Mikey1969: SecretAgentWoman: [www.contactmusic.com image 500x749]

Uh...you sure it's the real Diane Lane and not a cyborg?

Yeah, I've never actually seen redeye show up in only one eyeball before... As long as she got the "fellatio" upgrade, I guess a cyborg would be OK...

It can actually be a sign of  Retinoblastoma.  In a healthy eye, light from the flash is reflected back and you see it as red-eye, with Retinoblastoma, the light is reflected/absorbed by the tumour instead so you don't get red-eye.

Interesting... I wonder if she's seen it before and talked to an eye doctor, or since everyone removes redeye anyway(except for this pic), she doesn't even know?


From IMDB:

1980: She was hit in the eye with a tennis ball, the impact of which caused permanent pupil dilation.

I remembered she had some David Bowie-like eye thing going on, but didn't remember the particulars.
 
2013-12-04 01:34:04 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Mikey1969: Pinko_Commie: Mikey1969: SecretAgentWoman: [www.contactmusic.com image 500x749]

Uh...you sure it's the real Diane Lane and not a cyborg?

Yeah, I've never actually seen redeye show up in only one eyeball before... As long as she got the "fellatio" upgrade, I guess a cyborg would be OK...

It can actually be a sign of  Retinoblastoma.  In a healthy eye, light from the flash is reflected back and you see it as red-eye, with Retinoblastoma, the light is reflected/absorbed by the tumour instead so you don't get red-eye.

Interesting... I wonder if she's seen it before and talked to an eye doctor, or since everyone removes redeye anyway(except for this pic), she doesn't even know?

From IMDB:

1980: She was hit in the eye with a tennis ball, the impact of which caused permanent pupil dilation.

I remembered she had some David Bowie-like eye thing going on, but didn't remember the particulars.


Ahh, that would probably explain it.  Even though there is probably some sort of auto red-eye reduction going on, because the other eye is letting in more light and therefore reflecting more, it would red-eye when no-one else's were.

It's probably be more pronounced at a red carpet event (where this shot appears to have been taken) as there would be lots of flashes going off so normal pupils would constrict, but a permanently dilated one wouldn't.
 
2013-12-04 01:36:30 PM

DjangoStonereaver: From IMDB:

1980: She was hit in the eye with a tennis ball, the impact of which caused permanent pupil dilation.

I remembered she had some David Bowie-like eye thing going on, but didn't remember the particulars.


Wow, thanks. Never noticed the Bowie effect, and I've always loved staring into her eyes, but I didn't know who she was until 10-15 years ago, so she already had been injured. Poor gal, I'd still give her a shoulder to cry on.
 
2013-12-04 01:37:43 PM

monoski: Buttknuckle: I wanna take a drive down Diane Lane!

I would plow it for her.


www.thehindu.com

/no, harder....
 
2013-12-04 01:41:31 PM

harlock: To satisfy the alimony he's going to need to get his next 400 paychecks by tomorrow afternoon.

/hopefully not obscure


Good reference. Most people don't realize that's him, these days.

/I'm gonna hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!
 
2013-12-04 02:02:25 PM
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2013-12-04 02:05:55 PM
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2013-12-04 02:07:16 PM
guymanningham.com
 
2013-12-04 02:43:07 PM

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jaytkay: [guymanningham.com image 560x663]


*fistbump*

Now that's what this thread has been missing.

/Holy LEGS, Batman!
 
2013-12-04 03:00:05 PM
I would betray the greasers for Cherry Valence. I would do whatever it takes to become Soc
 
2013-12-04 03:33:09 PM
this thread is so interesting i picked my nose and didn't even look at the booger.
 
2013-12-04 04:34:50 PM
Troll article!  The whole point was to remind us that Ben Affleck will be Batman in the next Superman!
 
2013-12-04 04:40:07 PM

SecretAgentWoman: [www.contactmusic.com image 500x749]

Uh...you sure it's the real Diane Lane and not a cyborg?


She played Cherry in The Outsiders, the Cherry 2000 was a sex robot. Coincidence?
 
ecl
2013-12-04 05:09:06 PM
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ecl
2013-12-04 05:20:11 PM
gfbrobot.com
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www.aftpharm.com
 
2013-12-04 06:10:13 PM
i'd switch teams for her... gawdamn that woman is gorgeous... even the cyborg version
 
2013-12-05 05:45:10 AM
Her mom was a playboy centerfold.  Never was able to find a picture of that.

//not that I spent a lot of time looking or anything.  nope.
 
2013-12-05 05:47:38 AM
 
2013-12-05 10:08:00 AM

DoctorOfLove: Found it:  https://thethoughtexperiment.wordpress.com/2010/11/27/baby-its-cold-o u tside-showdown-the-three-faces-of-miss-october-1957-colleen-farrington /

NSFW, in a 50s playboy sort of way.


I wonder if Obama would let me borrow his magic time machine.
 
2013-12-05 11:39:41 AM

DoctorOfLove: Found it:  https://thethoughtexperiment.wordpress.com/2010/11/27/baby-its-cold-o u tside-showdown-the-three-faces-of-miss-october-1957-colleen-farrington /

NSFW, in a 50s playboy sort of way.


If I didn't know the context, I would still say this looks like Diane Lane's mother.

thethoughtexperiment.files.wordpress.com
 
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