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(Channel 4)   British PM signs deal with China to export gallons and gallons of pig sperm to Asia. Who says British industry is dead?   (channel4.com) divider line 16
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2013-12-04 08:52:05 AM
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And now Britain will have the happiest boars on Earth?
 
2013-12-04 08:54:06 AM
Bollocks!
 
2013-12-04 09:02:51 AM
It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys.
 
2013-12-04 09:07:00 AM
In a globalised capitalist free economy I don't understand these deals. Why doesn't a Chinese person who needs pig semen simply contact a British vendor and buy some? Why do the heads of state have to sign a deal?
 
2013-12-04 09:20:26 AM
Who says British industry romance is dead?
 
2013-12-04 09:22:42 AM
After work at the pub:
She: "What do you do for a living?"
He: "I give pigs orgasms."
*slap*
 
2013-12-04 09:30:46 AM
Gallons of pig sperm?

Good to know the prior male castmembers of Jersey Shore have a job these days. \
 
2013-12-04 09:31:48 AM
With apologies to Boy George and the Culture Club
Cum-a, cum-a, cum-a, cum-a PM Cameron...
Chinese pigs blow...sperm counts too low...
Eating would be easy if UK pig fat were in their genes
Inside their genes...inside their genes...
 
2013-12-04 09:36:25 AM
Wankers
 
2013-12-04 09:42:37 AM
God damn, the article clearly says "semen." Do people not know the difference between sperm and semen?
 
2013-12-04 09:45:25 AM

abfalter: Gallons of pig sperm?

Good to know the prior male castmembers of Jersey Shore have a job these days. \


On the one hand, the alcohol they drank might effectively preserve it, but on the other hand, alcohol and drugs might have altered the DNA and degraded the quality of it.
 
2013-12-04 10:32:11 AM
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2013-12-04 10:48:42 AM

eyeq360: abfalter: Gallons of pig sperm?

Good to know the prior male castmembers of Jersey Shore have a job these days. \

On the one hand, the alcohol they drank might effectively preserve it, but on the other hand, alcohol and drugs might have altered the DNA and degraded the quality of it.


Maybe New Jersey can import some pig semen to improve their gene pool.
 
2013-12-04 12:21:06 PM
Sigh. OK British farkers... what food of yours requires pig sperm as an ingredient?
 
2013-12-04 01:19:42 PM

Genju: Sigh. OK British farkers... what food of yours requires pig sperm as an ingredient?


The real question is which food of yours doesn't?
 
2013-12-04 03:26:43 PM
Got to keep the Chinese bukkake industry going...
 
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