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(KATU)   Rap artist "Drake" created thousands of new fans yesterday morning on the 405   (katu.com) divider line 31
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2013-12-04 08:14:23 AM
I recommend that Drake should be wary while on stage, at any point he may have to...duck.
 
2013-12-04 08:15:33 AM
Hate the Drake.
 
2013-12-04 08:18:37 AM
Quotations in wrong place "subby".

Should be:

Rap "artist" Drake created....
 
2013-12-04 08:31:51 AM
How much gear does a hack slam poet need?
 
2013-12-04 08:33:37 AM
That's an awfully big microphone and two turntables
 
2013-12-04 08:35:07 AM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-12-04 08:36:11 AM

cygnusx13: Quotations in wrong place "subby".

Should be:

Rap "artist" Drake created....


static.guim.co.uk
is amused
 
2013-12-04 09:20:06 AM
I still remember when he got shot in the hallway in high school. He hasn't been the same since.
 
2013-12-04 09:34:40 AM
Rap "artist" Drake created thousands of new fans yesterday morning on the 405

Fixed.
 
2013-12-04 09:42:50 AM
I shall now refer to my 4 year old nephew as crayon artist "Levi"
 
2013-12-04 09:42:56 AM
Since when does a rapper need a tractor trailer of equipment? I thought they just needed a karaoke machine and some backup dancers.
 
2013-12-04 09:55:11 AM

mjbok: I still remember when he got shot in the hallway in high school. He hasn't been the same since.


Blame it on Spinner. If he and Jay hadn't played that prank on Rick, and then blamed it on Drake, Rick never would have shot him.
 
2013-12-04 10:00:28 AM

The Martian Manhandler: mjbok: I still remember when he got shot in the hallway in high school. He hasn't been the same since.

Blame it on Spinner. If he and Jay hadn't played that prank on Rick, and then blamed it on Drake, Rick never would have shot him.


Spinner always had a run of bad luck from his girlfriend becoming a lesbian, to his other girlfriend cheating on him with a trust fund kid, to the Dot burning down due to Emma using a hotplate.  Bad thing after bad thing.

Jay had a nice turn around and ended up getting Manny which is good work if you can get it.

Rick deserved what he got after putting Terri into a coma.
 
2013-12-04 10:15:23 AM

mjbok: The Martian Manhandler: mjbok: I still remember when he got shot in the hallway in high school. He hasn't been the same since.

Blame it on Spinner. If he and Jay hadn't played that prank on Rick, and then blamed it on Drake, Rick never would have shot him.

Spinner always had a run of bad luck from his girlfriend becoming a lesbian, to his other girlfriend cheating on him with a trust fund kid, to the Dot burning down due to Emma using a hotplate.  Bad thing after bad thing.

Jay had a nice turn around and ended up getting Manny which is good work if you can get it.

Rick deserved what he got after putting Terri into a coma.


I'm sure glad that I didn't go to school there. Literally everybody got raped/shot/stabbed/molested/addicted/whatever.

Oh, and I'd also be Canadian. That may be worse than all the above.
 
2013-12-04 10:18:12 AM

The Martian Manhandler: I'm sure glad that I didn't go to school there. Literally everybody got raped/shot/stabbed/molested/addicted/whatever.

Oh, and I'd also be Canadian. That may be worse than all the above.


For everything that doesn't make sense on that show I explain it away as "they're Canadian".  The almost complete lack of parents is the number one example, followed closely by the ability to stay in HS after graduation to improve GPA.
 
2013-12-04 10:21:24 AM
I remember when "rapper" and "Canadian soap opera star" were mutually exclusive professions.
 
2013-12-04 10:51:43 AM
Know how I know subby is white?
 
2013-12-04 11:21:00 AM

tyguy101aa: Rap "artist" Drake created thousands of new fans yesterday morning on the I-405

Fixed.


Fixed again. Subby must be from California.
 
2013-12-04 11:21:01 AM
Maybe "Rap artist."
 
2013-12-04 11:40:53 AM
Has he murdered butterface's vagina yet?
 
2013-12-04 11:41:36 AM
How many vaginas were murdered?
 
2013-12-04 11:42:12 AM

jankyboy: Has he murdered butterface's vagina yet?


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-12-04 11:49:22 AM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: tyguy101aa: Rap "artist" Drake created thousands of new fans yesterday morning on the I-405

Fixed.

Fixed again. Subby must be from California.


This is Oregon MF'rs! It's "I-5" and "I-405", not any of that "the" shiat.
 
2013-12-04 12:31:25 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: tyguy101aa: Rap "artist" Drake created thousands of new fans yesterday morning on the I-405

Fixed.

Fixed again. Subby must be from California.

This is Oregon MF'rs! It's "I-5" and "I-405", not any of that "the" shiat.


That's what I was going to say. I-405 is the one near nowheresville OR, but THE 405 is the one through Santa Monica and LAX. That's why it gets a proper pronoun.
 
2013-12-04 12:35:54 PM

Trocadero: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: tyguy101aa: Rap "artist" Drake created thousands of new fans yesterday morning on the I-405

Fixed.

Fixed again. Subby must be from California.

This is Oregon MF'rs! It's "I-5" and "I-405", not any of that "the" shiat.

That's what I was going to say. I-405 is the one near nowheresville OR, but THE 405 is the one through Santa Monica and LAX. That's why it gets a proper pronoun.




"nowheresville OR" or you know... Downtown Portland.
 
2013-12-04 01:38:26 PM
Was he driving the truck?
 
2013-12-04 02:47:13 PM
Well at least it is not as dumb as the "rappers" that blocked traffic in LA to make a video and then left the truck there.
 
2013-12-04 03:39:03 PM
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2013-12-04 04:33:48 PM
fark Drake. Seriously. "Started from the Bottom" is the worst rap popular rap song to ever violate my ear drums*. And a lie to boot, farker was born middle class Canadian. "Bottom" my ass.

* - because Lil Wayne "songs" doesn't qualify as music.
 
2013-12-04 06:08:05 PM
Let me guess: Truck driver was ignoring the six signs for the two miles prior to the split between I-5 and I-405 warning him that the left two lanes are for I-5 SB traffic, while the right two lanes are for I-405 SB.  Truck driver coasts along in the right lane until the veeerrrrry last second, and jumps the median in order to continue down I-5.

Every.  Goddamn.  Day.  All.  Day.

/used to think it was just Oregonians who can't read signs
//after traveling the country, I've discovered it's *all* Americans
 
2013-12-04 06:57:26 PM

Trocadero: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: tyguy101aa: Rap "artist" Drake created thousands of new fans yesterday morning on the I-405

Fixed.

Fixed again. Subby must be from California.

This is Oregon MF'rs! It's "I-5" and "I-405", not any of that "the" shiat.

That's what I was going to say. I-405 is the one near nowheresville OR, but THE 405 is the one through Santa Monica and LAX. That's why it gets a proper pronoun.


Heh, I'm from SoCal and I can't help but add in the "the." There's a 405 in Seattle, too. I still call it THE 405.
 
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