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(Some Ventrolloquist)   New Mexico residents barely survive "Blue Sky" now face Achmed the Dead Terrorist lottery tickets: "the only place where they can play the 'Jeff Dunham' Scratcher is in New Mexico"   (santafehometownnews.com) divider line 30
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2013-12-04 07:43:02 AM
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2013-12-04 07:44:25 AM
That is awesome. I want to buy a few just to keep them. How wonderfully politically incorrect. Nice job.
 
2013-12-04 07:47:13 AM
Jeff Dunham-themed lottery tickets? It's like Xzibit said, "Yo dawg, I heard you like Darwin..."
 
2013-12-04 07:50:43 AM
Jeff Dunham is not funny, at all.
 
2013-12-04 07:52:54 AM
A coupla years back I was subjected to a Jeff Dunham "comedy" show at the In-Laws, I was completely at a loss of how any puppet show, let alone an unfunny one, could find traction in the 21st century.

Yet another example of the conservative mindset not merely having a different take on comedy but actively seeking out non-comedic self-confirmation.  "Hey look, the old racist puppet is saying the things i also say, this is 'hilarious'!"
 
2013-12-04 07:52:55 AM
I can't stand Jeff Dunham.
 
2013-12-04 07:53:09 AM

buttcat: Jeff Dunham is not funny, at all.


The white trash that likes him, loves the lottery. It makes a lot of sense.
 
2013-12-04 07:54:07 AM
His face.
 
2013-12-04 07:55:12 AM

the opposite of charity is justice: A coupla years back I was subjected to a Jeff Dunham "comedy" show at the In-Laws, I was completely at a loss of how any puppet show, let alone an unfunny one, could find traction in the 21st century.

Yet another example of the conservative mindset not merely having a different take on comedy but actively seeking out non-comedic self-confirmation.  "Hey look, the old racist puppet is saying the things i also say, this is 'hilarious'!"


Racist puppet?


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On a steek

 
2013-12-04 08:01:30 AM
Fark, where if you don't like a thing, then anyone who does like it must be brain damaged.

I'm somewhere in the middle on Dunham.  I've found him to be funny now and then.  Not as funny as some people seem to find him, but funny none-the-less.
 
2013-12-04 08:02:02 AM

buttcat: Jeff Dunham is not funny, at all.



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You're telling me! I have to work with this asshole.


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2013-12-04 08:04:58 AM
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2013-12-04 08:08:42 AM

RectalFury: buttcat: Jeff Dunham is not funny, at all.

The white trash that likes him, loves the lottery. It makes a lot of sense.



My first thought as well. If only they could figure out a way to throw NASCAR and Keystone into the mix.
 
2013-12-04 08:13:11 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: the opposite of charity is justice: A coupla years back I was subjected to a Jeff Dunham "comedy" show at the In-Laws, I was completely at a loss of how any puppet show, let alone an unfunny one, could find traction in the 21st century.

Yet another example of the conservative mindset not merely having a different take on comedy but actively seeking out non-comedic self-confirmation.  "Hey look, the old racist puppet is saying the things i also say, this is 'hilarious'!"

Racist puppet?


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On a steek


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There can only be one.
 
2013-12-04 08:13:44 AM
I KEEL YOU ON A STEECK LOLOL
 
2013-12-04 08:14:49 AM
Another one of seemingly dozens of multi-millionaire comedians in the US who I know nothing about and have never seen anywhere ever.

Where are these people making their money/gaining their fame? Vegas? Branson?

I don't have anything against they guy, I just don't get it. I consider myself at least somewhat well-versed in comedy, but Netflix is filled with these comedians who I've never heard of who are playing sold-out, international arena venues.

Who the f*ck are these people?

This guy is apparently the most popular comedian in the world - is like a billionaire with a "B" - and I just heard of him last week:

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He doesn't even look familiar to me.
 
2013-12-04 08:27:38 AM
I like how he makes fun of foreigners. Their culture is different from my own, which frightens me, and it helps make me feel like my ignorance is justified.
 
2013-12-04 08:37:22 AM
When I hear "scratcher" and "Jeff Dunham" in the same sentence, all I can think of is, "Yeah, the fact that this guy made a single dime off his 'comedy' is a head-scratcher."

The second I see that guy on a TV channel, I scramble for the remote to change the channel before I lose any more brain cells.
 
2013-12-04 08:44:59 AM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Fark, where if you don't like a thing, then anyone who does like it must be brain damaged.

I'm somewhere in the middle on Dunham.  I've found him to be funny now and then.  Not as funny as some people seem to find him, but funny none-the-less.


This
 
2013-12-04 08:46:33 AM
My kids thought he was hilarious for a while. I guess to be fair the Pokemon movie was worse, but it was pretty gruelling sitting through his shows for their sakes.
 
2013-12-04 08:51:21 AM

sigdiamond2000: Another one of seemingly dozens of multi-millionaire comedians in the US who I know nothing about and have never seen anywhere ever.

Where are these people making their money/gaining their fame? Vegas? Branson?

I don't have anything against they guy, I just don't get it. I consider myself at least somewhat well-versed in comedy, but Netflix is filled with these comedians who I've never heard of who are playing sold-out, international arena venues.

Who the f*ck are these people?

This guy is apparently the most popular comedian in the world - is like a billionaire with a "B" - and I just heard of him last week:



He doesn't even look familiar to me.


I've seen his show on Netflix but can't remember the name.

He's a completely different style than Dunham as the puppets drive the show rather than being mouthpieces for non-PC jokes that would get the comedian himself in trouble.

His act is also mostly musical which I think helps immensely.
 
2013-12-04 09:09:49 AM

the opposite of charity is justice: A coupla years back I was subjected to a Jeff Dunham "comedy" show at the In-Laws, I was completely at a loss of how any puppet show, let alone an unfunny one, could find traction in the 21st century.

Yet another example of the conservative mindset not merely having a different take on comedy but actively seeking out non-comedic self-confirmation.  "Hey look, the old racist puppet is saying the things i also say, this is 'hilarious'!"



Lighten up, Francis.
 
2013-12-04 09:38:19 AM

the opposite of charity is justice: "Hey look, the old racist puppet is saying the things i also say, this is 'hilarious'!"


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Close de door, this thread is done.

S' awright?
 
2013-12-04 09:54:44 AM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Lighten up, Francis.


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2013-12-04 10:49:57 AM

buttcat: Jeff Dunham is not funny, at all.


He's not even a very good ventriloquist.  He stands there gritting his teeth with this weird half-smile on his face whenever the puppets are "talking."
 
2013-12-04 10:51:27 AM

Sgt Otter: buttcat: Jeff Dunham is not funny, at all.

He's not even a very good ventriloquist.  He stands there gritting his teeth with this weird half-smile on his face whenever the puppets are "talking."


That's crazy! I grit my teeth when I hear Jeff Dunham, too!
 
2013-12-04 11:50:28 AM
I'm surprised Dunham doesn't just have a puppet called "N♠gger Rufus". His stuff is that racist.

This is one of his puppets:
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Sweet Daddy Dee, a pimp. He talks like you'd expect a white racist to sound when imitating an African American.


Here's an experiment for you to try. Watch Dunham, and then imagine what each joke would be like if it weren't spoken by the puppet, but by Jeff himself... Because each joke is being told by Jeff himself. People have this stupid idea that since the racism is coming from the puppet, it's not Jeff being racist. This is, without a doubt, the dumbest idea anyone has ever had, and yet Dunham has made an entire career based on it.

If Jeff Dunham walked out on stage without  Achmed the Dead Terrorist, and proceeded to tell all the antisemitic and racist jokes he tells through Achmed, but in his own voice and without his hand up a skeleton's butt, he'd be deemed a racist piece of garbage and kicked out of any town north of Alabama.

I hate this guy. I resent that he's rich and famous for being racist trash, or at the very least, for catering to racist trash.
 
2013-12-04 12:05:21 PM
Never seen Jeff Dunham. Ventriloquist dummies scare me.
 
2013-12-04 01:43:20 PM

Ecobuckeye: His face.


I was wondering if he had some work done. He kinda looks like one of his puppets now.
 
2013-12-04 02:43:51 PM

ZeroCorpse: I'm surprised Dunham doesn't just have a puppet called "N♠gger Rufus". His stuff is that racist.


Did you actually just use a spade to evade the filter?
 
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