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(Huffington Post)   You knew it was coming: WBC announces plans to picket Paul Walker's funeral. Personally, subby can't wait for The Rock to cut an epic promo for this and promise to Rock Bottom all their candy-asses   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2013-12-03 11:54:51 PM  
Someone needs to combine Tor, Bitcoins, and a Kickstarter funding model to hire people to do "things" to the WBC.

They're a family of lawyers krill feeding off the first amendment.  If you take away their ability to follow the money trail they lose their revenue stream.   Sure, it's a Pandora's box but it's no more so than any other payment system that uses true anonymity.

Probably a better solutions would be expanding the "fighting words" exemption to include funeral ceremonies.  That makes more sense and would results in fewer WBC members losing their teeth.
 
2013-12-03 11:58:11 PM  
Do they plan to actually picket, or just photoshop themselves into some pictures like they did with Whitney Houston's funeral?
 
2013-12-03 11:58:40 PM  
You know if you just ignore them, eventually they'll go away. They just do this shiat to get attention, like a petulant 4-year old.
Just ignore them, and they'll disappear. Like that broad from Alaska, or Russia or wherever the fark she was.
 
2013-12-04 12:00:37 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-04 12:00:55 AM  
DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
 
2013-12-04 12:08:13 AM  

Bob Falfa: You know if you just ignore them, eventually they'll go away. They just do this shiat to get attention, like a petulant 4-year old.
Just ignore them, and they'll disappear. Like that broad from Alaska, or Russia or wherever the fark she was.


who?
 
2013-12-04 12:17:36 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bob Falfa: You know if you just ignore them, eventually they'll go away. They just do this shiat to get attention, like a petulant 4-year old.
Just ignore them, and they'll disappear. Like that broad from Alaska, or Russia or wherever the fark she was.

who?



Sarah something or other. Sarah Jessica-Parker I think?
 
2013-12-04 12:50:48 AM  

SilentStrider: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bob Falfa: You know if you just ignore them, eventually they'll go away. They just do this shiat to get attention, like a petulant 4-year old.
Just ignore them, and they'll disappear. Like that broad from Alaska, or Russia or wherever the fark she was.

who?


Sarah something or other. Sarah Jessica-Parker I think?


Neigh. Sarah Silverman I think.
 
2013-12-04 01:03:53 AM  

bdub77: [i.imgur.com image 469x241]


Before anyone asks, I'm glad to provide the original of that

2.bp.blogspot.com

Er, sorry, I mean

i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-04 01:05:01 AM  
If they showed up and, for some reason the Red Cross was holding a blood drive nearby, Vin Diesel would decline the syringe for giving blood... he'd ask for a gun and a bucket.  He'd also get to point out to the WBC that if they re-arrange the letters in his name, it spells out, "I end lives!"

/Vin Diesel Facts were better than Chuck Norris Facts
 
2013-12-04 01:36:35 AM  
So apparently there was an episode of Wheel of Fortune this week where one of the puzzles was "The Fast and the Furious". They had to put a scroll at the top of the screen that said, "This episode was recorded a few weeks ago before the Paul Walker tragedy occurred."

Now some people were thinking they shouldn't have even aired the episode. I'm wondering how the people that watch daytime game shows would even know who Paul Walker is.

/they're old
 
2013-12-04 02:50:47 AM  

Bob Falfa: You know if you just ignore them, eventually they'll go away. They just do this shiat to get attention, like a petulant 4-year old.
Just ignore them, and they'll disappear. Like that broad from Alaska, or Russia or wherever the fark she was.


Or you can call them out like Blake Shelton and they'll hide like the cowards they are.
 
2013-12-04 02:54:45 AM  

Bob Falfa: You know if you just ignore them, eventually they'll go away. They just do this shiat to get attention, like a petulant 4-year old.
Just ignore them, and they'll disappear. Like that broad from Alaska, or Russia or wherever the fark she was.


Being all fake outraged over the WBC is easy, requires no real effort, and makes one feels all smug.  They get to pretend they are actually making a difference instead of doing something real that makes a difference.  Therefor they won't ignore them even though its the right thing to do.
 
2013-12-04 03:00:43 AM  
The Rock will layeth the smacketh down on those pieces of trailer park trash. And if Diesel shows up with a teacup...
 
2013-12-04 03:02:44 AM  
I'd like to see the WBC protest something random, like cats. I dunno, say that  house cats aren't in the Bible and as such they're unholy spawns of Satan.  Or say that since dogs are always referred to as fairly unclean beings, that all dog go to hell or something along those lines.Then we could pit them against PETA in a protest-a-thon. It'd be likely to get bloody pretty quickly, so it'd probably rid of us of two AW groups at the same time.

Unless everything went wrong and they ended up breeding... I cringe to think what the spawn of those two groups would be.
 
2013-12-04 03:04:15 AM  
Counter protest: Across the street from the protest zone, set up a wall of speakers, then blast tracks from Tyrese's album nonstop.

The WBC guys will be gone in 3 minutes.
 
2013-12-04 03:06:14 AM  
Well, maybe one of Paul Walker's race car driver friends will happen to be driving there in his Ferrari when, OMG, out of control.....oh NOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-12-04 03:08:07 AM  
just being captain obvious here but they just want the attention.

The move my area pulled when they came was that someone gave them an hour on air in exchange for them to not go to the funeral. Grated the guy who offered it was just as big a douchhole as these guys, but every once and awhile they have their uses. Then we changed the laws and no one can picket within 150 Meters of a funeral.
 
2013-12-04 03:25:02 AM  

Piizzadude: Then we changed the laws and no one can picket within 150 Meters of a funeral.


But MUH FREEDOMS
 
2013-12-04 03:44:38 AM  
I've said before, I'll say again: at this point, it's almost a badge of honor to have the WBC show up at your funeral. They only picket the REALLY popular and sympathetic people's funerals. If they show up, it means you've done something right with your life.
 
2013-12-04 03:53:45 AM  
Look at it this way...the WBC are no longer effective, if they ever were at all. They have moved on from protesting "gay" funerals, they moved on from military funerals, now its just random celebrities that not everyone has heard of. I didn't know who Paul Walker was.
After threatening to protest Roger Ebert, they've run out of steam.

Here's an idea: counter protesters form a wall around future families at funerals wearing Anonymous masks.
 
2013-12-04 04:04:22 AM  

Gosling: I've said before, I'll say again: at this point, it's almost a badge of honor to have the WBC show up at your funeral. They only picket the REALLY popular and sympathetic people's funerals. If they show up, it means you've done something right with your life.


Exactly.
 
2013-12-04 04:05:39 AM  
Maybe ive been watching too much Dexter, but would the police REALLY try too hard to figure out what was going on if these people started disappearing?

/ Im not saying to do it.
// I am clearly saying NOT to do it.
/// If you feel the need to kill, even bad people, get help.  im just wondering aloud really...
 
2013-12-04 04:15:46 AM  

I sound fat: Maybe ive been watching too much Dexter, but would the police REALLY try too hard to figure out what was going on if these people started disappearing?

/ Im not saying to do it.
// I am clearly saying NOT to do it.
/// If you feel the need to kill, even bad people, get help.  im just wondering aloud really...


So pretty much everything you don't like, we should like, right? Is that the barometer?
 
2013-12-04 04:16:08 AM  
Will no one rid me of these turbulent priests?
 
2013-12-04 04:24:57 AM  

wadjet: Here's an idea: counter protesters form a wall around future families at funerals wearing Anonymous masks.


No, no. Co-opt. Celebrate when they announce, like you've just won some sort of award. Rattle off some of the more notable names they've picketed over the years and say something about how honored you are that your loved one can be mentioned in the same breath as Michael Jackson, Steve Jobs and Roger Ebert.

Basically, take all the WBC's fun away from them.
 
2013-12-04 04:26:16 AM  
maybe those WBC guys are on to something.... I mean, short of divine intervention, I'm not certain there is anything that could have kept them from being burnt to the ground for this long...
 
2013-12-04 04:27:10 AM  

Gosling: wadjet: Here's an idea: counter protesters form a wall around future families at funerals wearing Anonymous masks.

No, no. Co-opt. Celebrate when they announce, like you've just won some sort of award. Rattle off some of the more notable names they've picketed over the years and say something about how honored you are that your loved one can be mentioned in the same breath as Michael Jackson, Steve Jobs and Roger Ebert.

Basically, take all the WBC's fun away from them.


They're lawyers. They'd have in court shelling out millions before you knew it.
 
2013-12-04 04:48:24 AM  

whidbey: Gosling: wadjet: Here's an idea: counter protesters form a wall around future families at funerals wearing Anonymous masks.

No, no. Co-opt. Celebrate when they announce, like you've just won some sort of award. Rattle off some of the more notable names they've picketed over the years and say something about how honored you are that your loved one can be mentioned in the same breath as Michael Jackson, Steve Jobs and Roger Ebert.

Basically, take all the WBC's fun away from them.

They're lawyers. They'd have in court shelling out millions before you knew it.


???? Makes no sense.

Lawyers suing someone for praising their "protest"?

That isn't possible?

If anything, suing counter-protesters for wearing Anonymous masks is more likely...but would be thrown out in court, most likely.
 
2013-12-04 04:55:43 AM  

tokyogirl79: I'd like to see the WBC protest something random, like cats. I dunno, say that  house cats aren't in the Bible and as such they're unholy spawns of Satan.  Or say that since dogs are always referred to as fairly unclean beings, that all dog go to hell or something along those lines.Then we could pit them against PETA in a protest-a-thon. It'd be likely to get bloody pretty quickly, so it'd probably rid of us of two AW groups at the same time.

Unless everything went wrong and they ended up breeding... I cringe to think what the spawn of those two groups would be.


I'm waiting for them to protest Red Lobster for serving and encouraging the consumption of shellfish.  God is mad that people eat shellfish so He gives people severe allergies to them...or gives them crabs.  This seems entirely more plausible than killing a celebrity because parts of the country support equal rights for homosexuals.

/RIP, Paul
 
2013-12-04 06:54:41 AM  
How about squads of roller skating rainbow men who suddenly break out their personal defense tactics they learned while serving in the Iraq War? Think of it as wearing a sparkly, fabulous ghillie suit and wading into your enemy. Sucker punch a Baptist lawyer whore for me.
 
2013-12-04 07:06:26 AM  
www.freewebs.com
 
2013-12-04 07:29:53 AM  

violentsalvation: SilentStrider: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bob Falfa: You know if you just ignore them, eventually they'll go away. They just do this shiat to get attention, like a petulant 4-year old.
Just ignore them, and they'll disappear. Like that broad from Alaska, or Russia or wherever the fark she was.

who?


Sarah something or other. Sarah Jessica-Parker I think?

Neigh. Sarah Silverman I think.


Actually, it's Lisa Ann
 
2013-12-04 07:35:15 AM  
How the hell have these people not been annihilated by a drive by shooting?
 
2013-12-04 07:38:41 AM  
Just ignore them.
 
2013-12-04 07:48:33 AM  

skinink: Just ignore them.


Actually, a bunch of gay men should just join them an make out during the protest.
 
2013-12-04 07:54:09 AM  

Gosling: I've said before, I'll say again: at this point, it's almost a badge of honor to have the WBC show up at your funeral. They only picket the REALLY popular and sympathetic people's funerals. If they show up, it means you've done something right with your life.


They go to the funeral of any person whose death was highly publicized, because then they get a part of that publicity.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/church-members-enter-canada-a im ing-to-picket-bus-victim-s-funeral-1.703285

Having your head cut off by a crazy person isn't really doing something right with your life.
 
2013-12-04 08:25:41 AM  

Piizzadude: just being captain obvious here but they just want the attention.

The move my area pulled when they came was that someone gave them an hour on air in exchange for them to not go to the funeral. Grated the guy who offered it was just as big a douchhole as these guys, but every once and awhile they have their uses. Then we changed the laws and no one can picket within 150 Meters of a funeral.


Last time they came to oklahoma they had some tires leak air.... And couldn't find replacements.

Had to have them shipped in from somewhere.
 
2013-12-04 08:47:48 AM  
They could get Hulk Hogan to get involved...

YA KNOW SOMETHING, BROTHER? WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH THINKS THAT THEY KNOW THE TRUTH. THEY THINK THEY KNOW THE ANSWERS TO THE UNIVERSE. BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BROTHER... THE REAL TRUTH IS RIGHT HERE, MAN *points to self* THE REAL TRUTH IS INSIDE ME. THE TRUTH IS INSIDE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF MY LITTLE HULKSTERS. BUT YOU, WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH, IT IS TIME YOU FACE THE TRUTH. AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE, BROTHER, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A STEEL CAGE MATCH. AND I WILL EVEN THROW IN MY WWF CHAMPIONSHIP, BROTHER. WHEN YOU SEE THE AWESOME POWER OF HULKAMANIA, WHEN YOU FACE THE WRATH OF HULKAMANIA, YOU WILL BE FORCED DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, MAN. THE HULKSTER IS THEN GOING TO PICK YOU UP AND SLAM YOU SO HARD THE FAULT LINE IS GOING TO BREAK ALL THE WAY TO BRAZIL. BUT THANK GOD THAT AMERICANS ARE HULKAMANIACS, MAN. THEYLL SURVIVE. BUT YOU, WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH, YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY. WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN THESE 24 INCH PYTHONS RUN WILD ON YOU?!


Yes, I have watched too much 80s wrestling
 
2013-12-04 08:48:18 AM  
Why does the World Boxing Council care about Paul Walker?
 
2013-12-04 09:12:00 AM  
Or people could do what Comic Con did one year when WBC protested them
nerdreactor.com
 
2013-12-04 09:23:23 AM  
Paul Walker vs. WBC in a no-holds-barred Irrelevant-Off!
 
2013-12-04 09:42:14 AM  

Bob Falfa: You know if you just ignore them, eventually they'll go away. They just do this shiat to get attention, like a petulant 4-year old.
Just ignore them, and they'll disappear. Like that broad from Alaska, or Russia or wherever the fark she was.


If you burn their houses down while they are sleeping, they'll all go away.
And you can toast marshmallows.
 
2013-12-04 09:59:27 AM  
Remember my words of warning, Fark Mods. The day Fred Phelps croaks, you may as well just not bother to turn on your computer that day. The Schadenfreude in the comments section will just be too massive to moderate.
 
2013-12-04 10:17:05 AM  

jaylectricity: So apparently there was an episode of Wheel of Fortune this week where one of the puzzles was "The Fast and the Furious". They had to put a scroll at the top of the screen that said, "This episode was recorded a few weeks ago before the Paul Walker tragedy occurred."

Now some people were thinking they shouldn't have even aired the episode. I'm wondering how the people that watch daytime game shows would even know who Paul Walker is.

/they're old


They air Wheel of Fortune in the middle of the day where you live?  It's always been at 7:00 PM here.
 
2013-12-04 10:21:04 AM  
You know what we need to do? There needs to be a couple of plants inside WBC, work their way up to planing these events, then lead the whole farking caravan to the wrong goddam cemetery, but make sure the press shows up there, too. Maybe it wold embarrass them enough if they were protesting at a location that didn't even have a funeral that die, let alone one that "God" was instrumental in arranging...

I know, it would never work, but damn, it would be so awesome.
 
2013-12-04 10:23:19 AM  

usernameguy: Do they plan to actually picket, or just photoshop themselves into some pictures like they did with Whitney Houston's funeral?


Did this really happen? I saw something about press saying they didn't see them, but is there actual proof out there? That would such funny shiat...
 
2013-12-04 10:41:49 AM  

meanmutton: jaylectricity: So apparently there was an episode of Wheel of Fortune this week where one of the puzzles was "The Fast and the Furious". They had to put a scroll at the top of the screen that said, "This episode was recorded a few weeks ago before the Paul Walker tragedy occurred."

Now some people were thinking they shouldn't have even aired the episode. I'm wondering how the people that watch daytime game shows would even know who Paul Walker is.

/they're old

They air Wheel of Fortune in the middle of the day where you live?  It's always been at 7:00 PM here.


That's not the middle of the day? You must go to bed early.
 
2013-12-04 11:46:12 AM  

bdub77: [i.imgur.com image 469x241]


img.fark.net

Excellent work.
 
2013-12-04 11:50:16 AM  
Funny that they're so against public figures yet themselves strive to become public figures...

Few if any can disagree with me when I say the hottest and worst spot in Hell is reserved for the Phelps family and their clingers-on. I'm talking "forced to watch Dane Cook perfom for an eternity" kind of hell. I shuddered just from writing those words!
 
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