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(GQ)   Men, GQ says, it's time for us to ditch the going-out shirt ....... They also don't like our natural habitat, in a bar, feasting on a traditional diet of fried animal and fermented grain   (gq.com) divider line 16
    More: Asinine, traditional diet, button-down shirt, habitats, grain, denim jackets, shirts  
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2013-12-04 12:07:17 AM  
5 votes:
I'll go get my fedora, then. And I guess I should stop shaving my neck.
2013-12-04 02:26:22 AM  
4 votes:

lordargent: If I'm putting on a dress shirt, I'm going to finish the job.

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blacklikemoi.com
2013-12-04 02:47:36 AM  
2 votes:

untaken_name: So, ripped Jhorts, black socks, sandals and stained vendor t-shirts are still okay, right? Right? Guys?


you can never go wrong with black socks and sandals.  'the german tourist' never goes out of style.
2013-12-04 02:18:08 AM  
2 votes:
I'll stick with my Hawaiin shirts. They always come back in style for a few years every decade. I'll just get my one night stand farkin' in during that window.
2013-12-04 02:11:40 AM  
2 votes:
I don't have a single "going out" shirt.  What I wear depends upon the type of place I'm going to.  If it's the local dive bar, then my "Hopeless romantic seeks filthy whore" tshirt is perfect, but I wouldn't wear that to a nice restaurant or more upscale bar.
2013-12-04 01:39:10 AM  
2 votes:

Kingly Weevil: So I like button up shirts, and I roll up the sleeves because I live in the desert and it's hot?

And that automatically makes me a bro? Really?


Come on, dude...give me some bro-knux.
2013-12-04 09:04:30 AM  
1 votes:

impaler: Is it just me, or is the entire article nonsensical and contradictory?


No.  It's just you.

see, you should have a closet full of clothes for different occasions - including a tuxedo - but you shouldn't have  going out shirt and your shouldn't wear another shirt for different occasion as a shirt you go out in b/c you shouldn't have a going out shirt, only shirts for every occasion.  So, don't take one of those shirts, that is starched more than likely, and use it as your going out shirt b/c, see, then it's your going out shirt, and you aren't allowed to have one of those.

oh, and don't wear shirts with more than one color unless it's one of your shirts for another occasion and, this can't be stressed enough - do NOT use that shirt for going out.  Especially if it's starched and untucked.
2013-12-04 08:06:01 AM  
1 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: Most American men dress like total slobs.  One reason is the fact that they are so gawdamn fat now that their shirts won't stay tucked in and the other is because nobody has any respect for themselves or those around them....oh, and they are fat too.  Did I mention that?


American men bathe, though. And typically not in cologne. So we have that going for us at least.
GBB
2013-12-04 07:04:26 AM  
1 votes:

Robo Beat: I generally end up going out in whatever I happened to wear to the office that day, which for all practical purposes means a tailored suit, a fitted shirt with the top button undone and the tie loosened, and perhaps the collars rolled up if I happen to take my suit jacket off.


soshable.com
2013-12-04 05:30:43 AM  
1 votes:
Glad I'm OLD now. I wear whatever I decide to put on. Collared shirts, Hawaiian shirts, Collared Sweatshirts, Sweaters, Flannel shirts, Polos, whatever I want whenever at any time. And Get off my Lawn!
2013-12-04 03:25:36 AM  
1 votes:

OgreMagi: I don't have a single "going out" shirt.  What I wear depends upon the type of place I'm going to.  If it's the local dive bar, then my "Hopeless romantic seeks filthy whore" tshirt is perfect, but I wouldn't wear that to a nice restaurant or more upscale bar.


I managed to focus just long enough to read this part. Bedtime.

/Sorry.
2013-12-04 02:45:33 AM  
1 votes:
So, ripped Jhorts, black socks, sandals and stained vendor t-shirts are still okay, right? Right? Guys?
2013-12-04 02:34:33 AM  
1 votes:
So, it's not a brilliantly written article, but don't pretend you don't have some indication of what they're talking about. The dressed up but down uniform in Chicago, in the northeast, and in California is what they have pictured. Untucked, sleeves carefully rolled, and just cheeky enough to say "I'm clever and edgy" in Comic Sans...

I still see this in all of these regions. That said, it is a versatile way to dress, and I don't see what the issue is. It's not how I typically dress, but it *does* work well for many women, and it requires very little thought. Some people can't swing a faux professor outfit followed by a grey Hugo Boss 4-course gastropub suit offset by a 4% silk pink shirt and typewriter cufflinks.

Maybe bros have figured out something style gurus haven't... Nobody farking cares.
2013-12-04 02:25:58 AM  
1 votes:
i am a fan of fermented grain and fried animal.
2013-12-04 02:12:12 AM  
1 votes:
I actually really like dudes in formal button-up shirts that are untucked, a little unbuttoned, and with the sleeves rolled up.  Probably more than is considered ladylike.  I might be part of the problem.  T__T
2013-12-04 12:50:10 AM  
1 votes:
www.clothingdealzonline.com


This is probably more along the lines of what they're biatching about..

Nothing screams "I AM A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG" louder....
 
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