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(GQ)   Men, GQ says, it's time for us to ditch the going-out shirt ....... They also don't like our natural habitat, in a bar, feasting on a traditional diet of fried animal and fermented grain   (gq.com) divider line 134
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2013-12-04 03:33:04 AM

Robo Beat: I generally end up going out in whatever I happened to wear to the office that day, which for all practical purposes means a tailored suit, a fitted shirt with the top button undone and the tie loosened, and perhaps the collars rolled up if I happen to take my suit jacket off.


Nothing gets a lady's attention like the sweaty work clothes you've been wearing for the past eight and a half hours.
 
2013-12-04 03:35:22 AM

GonzoNihilist: neongoats: lordargent: If I'm putting on a dress shirt, I'm going to finish the job.

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2013-12-04 03:36:29 AM

SquiggsIN: Well both of my sisters are married with 3 kids a piece .... to me


I didn't know that was legal!
 
2013-12-04 03:42:29 AM

SquiggsIN: Who the hell is buying this magazine in this country?


If you have to ask....
 
2013-12-04 03:47:29 AM
Wait...married people go out?
 
2013-12-04 03:53:23 AM
Apart from PJ's, I literally own no other clothes than polo's, cargo pants and a couple pair of sperry topsiders.

This probably makes me a douche.
 
2013-12-04 03:53:31 AM

andynz81: balisane: I actually really like dudes in formal button-up shirts that are untucked, a little unbuttoned, and with the sleeves rolled up.  Probably more than is considered ladylike.  I might be part of the problem.  T__T

It's not a problem! But I would say that; they pretty much described my standard style of dressing, going out or otherwise.


See, now this is a very handsome example of exactly what I am talking about. A nice, crisp, masculine shirt, worn casually. With forearm exposure, because yes please and thanks.


I think my brain's internal adblock has been filtering the Ed Hardy bros a little too efficiently, because I have never seen a similar travesty in my life.
 
2013-12-04 03:57:59 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: It's either a shirt and tie or something like this.  Took a visit back to NJ a few weeks ago and I had forgotten how much the collared shirt was still in style.  Blech.

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I guess I either dress like an adult or a 17 year old.  I'm OK with that.

Y

ou're super cute, single dad guy.
 
2013-12-04 04:15:01 AM
the guy that wrote this is gay as hell. and no man actually uses the word "bro". shut the fark up you clown.
 
2013-12-04 04:17:48 AM
The author does realize the concept of a "going out" shirt has existed for decades, to some degree.

1. It shows you're not lazy and don't just wear what you wore to work (and probably sweated on).

2. It shows that you clean yourself up between getting off work and going out, indicating you have some level of respect for yourself.

Is he trying to say a certain kind of shirt is out of bounds? The article is incredibly muddy in its thought process.
 
2013-12-04 04:19:18 AM
Dress like Jason Segel and the guy that's not Neil Patrick Harris in How I Met Your Mother. Can't go wrong.
 
2013-12-04 04:19:19 AM

bunner: Ah, GQ.  Cosmo for men.  Just staple " Best Suits Under 600.00 EVAR" over "Best Orgasms EVAR" and replace the ad content.


You have it confused with Ask Men.
 
2013-12-04 04:27:56 AM
How about fark GQ, and wear whatever? Didn't read the article, don't care what it says, and have never so much as touched a copy of GQ in my life.
 
2013-12-04 04:32:37 AM

forgotmydamnusername: How about fark GQ, and wear whatever? Didn't read the article, don't care what it says, and have never so much as touched a copy of GQ in my life.


So why comment? I've never been on the receiving end of anal sex before and don't plan to, so it'd be pretty dumb to post in a thread about what's the best lube to use and complain about how much I don't care.
 
2013-12-04 04:36:28 AM
Why does the article use a picture of a guy, who is supposed to be an example of how not to dress, with 2 smoking hot chicks staring at him with the "lets have a 3-some" look?
 
2013-12-04 04:48:28 AM

Fark You I'm Drunk: So why comment? I've never been on the receiving end of anal sex before and don't plan to, so it'd be pretty dumb to post in a thread about what's the best lube to use and complain about how much I don't care.


Because welcome to the internet.
 
2013-12-04 04:55:49 AM
I'm so hip I've not only done away with the going out shirt, but also the going out.
 
2013-12-04 04:59:42 AM

asdfbeau: Fark You I'm Drunk: So why comment? I've never been on the receiving end of anal sex before and don't plan to, so it'd be pretty dumb to post in a thread about what's the best lube to use and complain about how much I don't care.

Because welcome to the internet.


I know. I tend to ignore the fact that everyone on the internet feels the need to voice their opinion (or non-opinion) about every single damn thing, but for some reason that one struck a chord.
 
2013-12-04 05:02:54 AM
"Men, GQ says, it's time for us to ditch the going-out shirt ....... They also don't like our natural habitat, in a bar, feasting on a traditional diet of fried animal and fermented grain "

And soon they'll doubtless be expecting us to shave our vaginas as well.
 
2013-12-04 05:07:42 AM
I think a lot of people here missing the point of the article... If you have an obvious, 'going-out' shirt, it lessens your credibility that you have a nice wardrobe at home... Basically, one should try and look nice all the time wearing any assortment of your clothes combinations....

i agree, that you can tell if someone is wearing their one nice shirt... its like their uniform....
 
2013-12-04 05:15:27 AM
That article sucks. No where in it does it tell me what kind of cocktail to drink or what type of car I should be driving. What a rip off. I need to know these things!
 
2013-12-04 05:30:43 AM
Glad I'm OLD now. I wear whatever I decide to put on. Collared shirts, Hawaiian shirts, Collared Sweatshirts, Sweaters, Flannel shirts, Polos, whatever I want whenever at any time. And Get off my Lawn!
 
2013-12-04 05:36:51 AM
Why would men follow any advice given by any publication run by and marketed to homosexuals.
 
2013-12-04 05:38:06 AM
I'd rather wear a "going out shirt" for dates and nights out on the town than I would a suit.  God, I hate wearing a suit.  You'll never see me in one unless I'm at a wedding, a funeral, or a job interview.
 
2013-12-04 05:45:08 AM

darkjezter: I'd rather wear a "going out shirt" for dates and nights out on the town than I would a suit.  God, I hate wearing a suit.  You'll never see me in one unless I'm at a wedding, a funeral, or a job interview.


There seems to be an inverse relationship between how good clothes look on you and how comfortable they are to wear. In a world without women or job interviews I'd just wear a T-shirt and sweatpants all the time.
 
2013-12-04 05:57:14 AM
I wear the one with the least arm pit stains.

out of respect for the cashiers who ring up my weekly booze shopping trip.
 
2013-12-04 06:12:04 AM
So is a golf polo and jeans okay?
 
2013-12-04 06:17:47 AM

cynicalbastard: "Men, GQ says, it's time for us to ditch the going-out shirt ....... They also don't like our natural habitat, in a bar, feasting on a traditional diet of fried animal and fermented grain "

And soon they'll doubtless be expecting us to shave our vaginas as well.


You don't?

I keep it shaven. It feels better.
 
2013-12-04 06:21:37 AM
pack of bros

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2013-12-04 06:53:35 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'll stick with my Hawaiin shirts. They always come back in style for a few years every decade. I'll just get my one night stand farkin' in during that window.


Heh, that's me and the black turtlenecks.  Every twenty years I'm on the bleeding edge of fashion for about five minutes.

Rest of the time, they keep my neck warm in chilly New England weather.
 
2013-12-04 06:56:32 AM

Markoff_Cheney: untaken_name: So, ripped Jhorts, black socks, sandals and stained vendor t-shirts are still okay, right? Right? Guys?

you can never go wrong with black socks and sandals.  'the german tourist' never goes out of style.


Always sure to cause a fuhror wherever you go...
 
2013-12-04 06:56:45 AM

hervatski: I have no idea what the article is trying to say. It says don't wear a collared shirt then to wear it its ok?


I think the article is saying that some gay dude doesn't like bros.
 
GBB
2013-12-04 06:59:32 AM

lordargent: If I'm putting on a dress shirt, I'm going to finish the job.

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So, you work at TGIFridays?
 
2013-12-04 07:00:51 AM
Came for the hot guys in suits, left somewhat disappointed. Lordargent gets it, fellas. More like this, plz.
 
2013-12-04 07:01:40 AM

Markoff_Cheney: untaken_name: So, ripped Jhorts, black socks, sandals and stained vendor t-shirts are still okay, right? Right? Guys?

you can never go wrong with black socks and sandals.  'the german tourist' never goes out of style.


I prefer sweatpants, backless terrycloth slippers, and a Ted Nugent tank top with cigarette holes in it.
 
2013-12-04 07:02:01 AM
From one set of rules for life:
"8) Never trust the guy in an aloha shirt.
9)  Always wear an aloha shirt. "
 
GBB
2013-12-04 07:04:26 AM

Robo Beat: I generally end up going out in whatever I happened to wear to the office that day, which for all practical purposes means a tailored suit, a fitted shirt with the top button undone and the tie loosened, and perhaps the collars rolled up if I happen to take my suit jacket off.


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2013-12-04 07:06:34 AM
I have going out stuff but the funy thing is I have had better luck with ladies when I am at a bar in a blah mood dressed like I dont care. Last time was a few years back my roomate just had to go out and I didnt want to. She bribed me with drinks so I jsut sat at the bar watching a game and this lady next to me struck up a convo. The rest is history
 
2013-12-04 07:13:16 AM

jaylectricity: Kingly Weevil: So I like button up shirts, and I roll up the sleeves because I live in the desert and it's hot?

And that automatically makes me a bro? Really?

Come on, dude...give me some bro-knux.


Is that like ataxia?
 
2013-12-04 07:14:59 AM
I get what they are saying- I see hoards of bros walking around the LES on friday nights wearing the same uniform: button up shirt, untucked, sleeves rolled, almost always in blue stripes. I have a much bigger problem with their accessories in the summer: goddamned flipflips.

New York City is farking dirty.  don't wear flipflops to bars.

The thing is- everyone has a uniform. Me and all my lady friends wear tight jeans, black scoop neck tshirts and hoodies.

They might be bros, but everyone has their click. nothing wrong with that. it's just advertising.
 
2013-12-04 07:15:42 AM

darkjezter: I'd rather wear a "going out shirt" for dates and nights out on the town than I would a suit.  God, I hate wearing a suit.  You'll never see me in one unless I'm at a wedding, a funeral, or a job interview.


I have one suit, and those three occasions are the only times it comes out of the plastic dry cleaners garment cover.  And thankfully I haven't had a job interview in 8 years and don't see one coming anytime soon.

/and I avoid weddings whenever possible
//I will go to funerals, or else they won't come to mine~YB
 
2013-12-04 07:19:16 AM
Most American men dress like total slobs.  One reason is the fact that they are so gawdamn fat now that their shirts won't stay tucked in and the other is because nobody has any respect for themselves or those around them....oh, and they are fat too.  Did I mention that?
 
2013-12-04 07:25:37 AM

markie_farkie: [www.clothingdealzonline.com image 666x717]


This is probably more along the lines of what they're biatching about..

Nothing screams "I AM A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG" louder....

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Wants to be a contender
 
2013-12-04 07:30:52 AM
I think it was Men's Warehouse, but they had racks of shirts like that. Ugh, it was like Jersey Shore mixed with a couple suits.
 
2013-12-04 07:38:54 AM
I call them gift-wrap shirts.
 
2013-12-04 07:43:40 AM

lordargent: If I'm putting on a dress shirt, I'm going to finish the job.


Nicely done.
 
2013-12-04 07:56:32 AM

jso2897: Markoff_Cheney: untaken_name: So, ripped Jhorts, black socks, sandals and stained vendor t-shirts are still okay, right? Right? Guys?

you can never go wrong with black socks and sandals.  'the german tourist' never goes out of style.

I prefer sweatpants, backless terrycloth slippers, and a Ted Nugent tank top with cigarette holes in it.


Why the fancy getup? You headed to Wal-Mart or somethin?
 
2013-12-04 07:57:21 AM
Fermented potato and sugar cane is still okay though, right?
 
2013-12-04 07:58:46 AM

The Googles Do Nothing: Most American men dress like total slobs.  One reason is the fact that they are so gawdamn fat now that their shirts won't stay tucked in and the other is because nobody has any respect for themselves or those around them....oh, and they are fat too.  Did I mention that?


I have a long torso and a big fat gut. It's a less than ideal combination. My shirts laugh at tucking, but I try.
 
2013-12-04 07:59:59 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'll stick with my Hawaiin shirts. They always come back in style for a few years every decade. I'll just get my one night stand farkin' in during that window.


Hey, there is nothing wrong with tossing a little aloha into your choice of pau hana garb, my friend.
 
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