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(The New Civil Rights Movement)   Lady, you had me at "Satan's Homosexual Agenda"   (thenewcivilrightsmovement.com) divider line 93
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2013-12-03 08:33:18 PM
The Godless communists (or fascists, if you prefer) are using the homosexual agenda to work toward eradicating Christian opposition to their plans, which are Satan's plans.

Communists =/= Fascists

www.broodingdetective.com
 
2013-12-04 12:28:20 AM
Huh, a loon said looney things.  I grew up hearing this same kind of crap all the time, this is only news if we pay attention to her.
 
2013-12-04 12:52:27 AM

bgddy24601: The Godless communists (or fascists, if you prefer) are using the homosexual agenda to work toward eradicating Christian opposition to their plans, which are Satan's plans.

Communists =/= Fascists


There's a few million people who died to protect the Motherland from Hitler that offer you a THIS from beyond the grave.
 
2013-12-04 01:09:27 AM
Do we get to choose the Christians we murder or just randomly assigned?
 
2013-12-04 01:23:10 AM

plushpuppy: Do we get to choose the Christians we murder or just randomly assigned?


I just hope we get to use lions. Lions are cool.
 
2013-12-04 01:36:21 AM
Godless Fascists Will Follow Satan's Homosexual Agenda To Murder Christians

You say this like it's a bad thing.
 
2013-12-04 01:37:50 AM
Oh god, I wish the "church lady" bit by Dana Carvey was still going on.
 
2013-12-04 01:39:42 AM
"Badash" cannot possibly be a real name. This whole website is a troll.
 
2013-12-04 02:20:24 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-04 03:11:00 AM

plushpuppy: Do we get to choose the Christians we murder or just randomly assigned?


You need to check with the head office, I drew your name.
 
2013-12-04 03:21:27 AM
If you know your Bible, then you know that Christianity is destined to be outlawed. We are moving steadily toward a time when Christians here in America will be in danger of state-sanctioned murder for their beliefs.

If you believe that to be the destiny of your religion, as laid out by the bible, why would you fight against it?
 
2013-12-04 04:05:02 AM
FTFA The U.S. doesn't have hate speech laws, but if we did, this would be a prime example.

This comment is why we shouldn't have hate speech laws.
 
2013-12-04 04:19:13 AM
I'd take one in the ass if it meant I could murder a Christian without recourse.

/Hail Satan!
 
2013-12-04 04:22:40 AM
The Godless communists (or fascists, if you prefer)

OH COME ON!

I know these loons constantly prove they can always go stupider, but that sentence has to be fake, or tongue in cheek, or whatever. I refuse to believe it's real.
 
2013-12-04 04:24:42 AM
Yeah, well, I'm a giant dyke and a born again Christian/once upon a time missionary, so take that, crazy lady.

You know, it would be kind of fun to have even a tenth of the power these paranoid crazy people think we have, I could get up to a lot of shenanigans. Or solve world hunger, which would probably be better than using my non-existent gay superpowers for trolling.
 
2013-12-04 04:25:32 AM

gingerjet: FTFA The U.S. doesn't have hate speech laws, but if we did, this would be a prime example.

This comment is why we shouldn't have hate speech laws.


TRue. Not exactly thetakeaway from this article - kind of a side issue.
In reality, nobody is trying to silence this coont - that's kind of the joke here, and the writer's point, I think. There aren't any politically correct liberals trying to shut her up - it's all her paranoia.
Her free speech rights aren't the problem here, and not what TFA is about.
 
2013-12-04 04:27:07 AM

Mad_Radhu: plushpuppy: Do we get to choose the Christians we murder or just randomly assigned?

I just hope we get to use lions. Lions are cool.



Mad Radhu - the correct response is Ligers!  (It's bred for its skills in magic)
 
2013-12-04 04:29:45 AM
Let me guess, 'persecuted' because she's not allowed to persecute people?
 
2013-12-04 04:31:34 AM
How can homosexuality be against nature when giraffes are the gayest animals? Is the GOP gonna boycott Toys R Us?
 
2013-12-04 04:31:55 AM
the radical homosexual movement has taken super flight

Idiot.  It's suuuuuper! flight
 
2013-12-04 04:39:52 AM
Ho-lee shiznit, that's some industrial-strength derpitude.
 
2013-12-04 04:50:10 AM
"The homosexual movement is part of a larger push toward tyranny that has its roots in the spirit realm,"

Yes being able to marry/be with the one you love without persecution is tyranny now.

Go figure
 
2013-12-04 04:52:32 AM
Also:

www.theeki.org

Calls bullshiat on spirit world claims
 
2013-12-04 04:58:57 AM
Hmm. I ish I could create a land where all of the fundies could claim as a homeland and stay the frak out my life, but- It doesnt take a supreme being telling me that murder is bad to think that way.

homoagenda.jpg
 
2013-12-04 04:59:11 AM

Mad_Radhu: plushpuppy: Do we get to choose the Christians we murder or just randomly assigned?

I just hope we get to use lions. Lions are cool.


Do you have any idea what an after hours emergency appointment with a vet for a lion with bowel distress would cost?

For 2 normal sized house cats. who had ingested an alkaloid laden house plant, the treatments and overnight stay ran around 400$. And that was nearly 40 years ago. I think a lion's treatment would cost a tad more.

Now multiply that by "x" number of lions involved.

Besides, Lions have feelings too. And feeding some of those so called Christians to a lion, might be considered animal abuse. On a felony level.
 
2013-12-04 05:01:07 AM
Oh, by the by- repeat of the same crap she said a year ago

http://world-o-crap.blogspot.com/2012/08/gina-miller-agent-of-dyke.h tm l
 
2013-12-04 05:02:33 AM

Lanadapter: "The homosexual movement is part of a larger push toward tyranny that has its roots in the spirit realm,"

Yes being able to marry/be with the one you love without persecution is tyranny now.

Go figure


Oh, please. Don't pretend you haven't heard (or even witnessed) one of these drive-by makeovers the gheys go on.
 
2013-12-04 05:24:54 AM
wow we got a real winner with this one.   closed minded bigot, I swear they all switched to hating LGBT folks when hating on blacks became too passe.
 
2013-12-04 05:50:21 AM
I like that this story is two away from the "should we piss-test senators" story.
 
2013-12-04 05:52:13 AM
Replace "homosexual" in everything that lunatic said with "negro" and then pretend you're in the late 1950's.
 
2013-12-04 05:58:11 AM

sambluesnark: Mad_Radhu: plushpuppy: Do we get to choose the Christians we murder or just randomly assigned?

I just hope we get to use lions. Lions are cool.

Do you have any idea what an after hours emergency appointment with a vet for a lion with bowel distress would cost?

For 2 normal sized house cats. who had ingested an alkaloid laden house plant, the treatments and overnight stay ran around 400$. And that was nearly 40 years ago. I think a lion's treatment would cost a tad more.

Now multiply that by "x" number of lions involved.

Besides, Lions have feelings too. And feeding some of those so called Christians to a lion, might be considered animal abuse. On a felony level.


Yeah, if we force the lions to eat these fat farkers they'll end up with diabetes and cholesterol problems. And then we'd have to feed them PETA. It's a whole hairy deal, here.
 
2013-12-04 06:02:11 AM
Context matters!  Godless Fascist and Satan's Homosexual Agenda are clubs downtown catering to two different demographics with similar desires.  Murdering Christians is a euphemism like killing kittens just way more fun
 
2013-12-04 06:11:41 AM
Great band name! And those eyes...staring right past reality.
 
2013-12-04 06:13:18 AM
FTA Jesus gave us about how awful things will become in the last days. Satan is working feverishly to fully cement his terrible, earthly rule and bring those hellish days to fruition.

She sounds worried about her own soul. Awful? Hellish days? The end of times says otherwise for believers.

She's a hate mongering tool if you ask me.

/Christian
 
2013-12-04 06:17:26 AM
Satire?
 
2013-12-04 06:21:59 AM

Biological Ali: Satire?


I certainly hope so. But, I think not. Check out this one. According to this (being on the left) I'm an ignorant, hell-born, communist...

Dirty-rotten commie race hustlers
FTA I know I speak for millions of Americans when I say we are sick to death of the ignorant, Hell-born campaign by the communist Left to feed the fires of racial strife
http://www.renewamerica.com/columns/miller/130723
 
2013-12-04 06:30:30 AM

Mad_Radhu: plushpuppy: Do we get to choose the Christians we murder or just randomly assigned?

I just hope we get to use lions. Lions are cool.


What we need is a new God to worship. Lets gather a bunch of precious metals, stones, and physically create a new God in our image.
 
2013-12-04 06:32:17 AM

Dedmon: Mad_Radhu: plushpuppy: Do we get to choose the Christians we murder or just randomly assigned?

I just hope we get to use lions. Lions are cool.

What we need is a new God to worship. Lets gather a bunch of precious metals, stones, and physically create a new God in our image.


jstoddardfinalblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-04 06:34:36 AM

Dedmon: Mad_Radhu: plushpuppy: Do we get to choose the Christians we murder or just randomly assigned?

I just hope we get to use lions. Lions are cool.

What we need is a new God to worship. Lets gather a bunch of precious metals, stones, and physically create a new God in our image.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-04 06:35:33 AM
This is what Repugnicans actually believe.

// Seriously. Somehow get on a GOP mailing list and you'll get emails with similar themes.
// Comedy gold, Jerry!
 
2013-12-04 06:36:00 AM
Hey FarkConTrolls --- just go ahead and defend this twat.  Just do it.  Please.  Your side is so awesome as you keep reminding us (I mean, not with any facts, mind you). So please, enlighten us, regale us with stories of how liberals are just as bad as this dereliction of a human existence.
 
2013-12-04 06:43:13 AM

coeyagi: Hey FarkConTrolls --- just go ahead and defend this twat.  Just do it.  Please.  Your side is so awesome as you keep reminding us (I mean, not with any facts, mind you). So please, enlighten us, regale us with stories of how liberals are just as bad as this dereliction of a human existence.


I would like to see this myself. No "0bama this.." or "you lib's are so funny [insert random derp here]...", attempt to derail the topic or some exploding-derp which effectively changes the entire subject.

An actual, on subject defense. But we will never see it. Not in our lifetime. The GOP loves stuff like this, listens to it, chats about it, but when put on the spot, it's generally the typical talking points ("Our money", "Fredomzzzz" etc. etc. etc.) or a simple change of subject.
 
2013-12-04 06:43:23 AM
Misread as Santa's homosexual agenda, and was disappointed.
 
2013-12-04 06:43:26 AM

THIS IS WHAT ALL REPUBLICAN VOTERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

 
2013-12-04 06:47:38 AM

she had the following to say regarding russia's stance, too



Thanks to the reporting of Brian Camenker and his pro-family organization, MassResistance, Russian authorities have been warned that radical American and Canadian homosexual activists intend to disrupt the winter Olympics in Russia. MassResistance attended the national homosexual journalists' meeting in Boston late last month and recorded an activist announcing plans, with specifics omitted in order to avoid tipping off the Russians.

What a detestable, utterly disrespectful thing these self-centered, sin-pushers want to do! This is the Olympics - a place of excellence - not some scummy gutter in a seedy part of San Francisco! These people would be guests of Russia, only to spit in Russia's face by broadcasting their perverse behavior. They would give the United States and Canada an ugly black eye if they succeeded in pulling off this despicable scheme.

While morally crippled leaders in America's government, military, corporate world, schools and media are insanely bowing before the altar of homofascism, Russian authorities have wisely recognized the danger inherent in homosexual behavior, and they want no part of homosexual propaganda aimed at the country's children; so they outlawed it, along with homosexual "pride" parades and paraphernalia like rainbow flags, which these American and Canadian homosexual activists plan to smuggle into Russia during the Olympics.

MassResistance recorded and transcribed part of the speech of Patrick Burke, who told those present at the homosexual journalists' convention about their plans to disrupt the winter Olympics.

These people are conspiring to break the laws of Russia in order to declare to the world that they despise anything that stands opposed to their unnatural, unhealthy, immoral behavior. They're trying to hijack the winter Olympics, to make it about them. It's not about them, and it never will be. It's about all the young athletes who have worked hard for many years in their chosen sports to be the best of the best, and a few homosexual degenerates trying to steal the show will only end up looking foolish and shameful in front of the world.

Hopefully, with this advance knowledge, Russia will be able to keep this wicked plan from happening.

© Gina Miller
 
2013-12-04 06:51:07 AM

21-7-b: she had the following to say regarding russia's stance, too

Thanks to the reporting of Brian Camenker and his pro-family organization, MassResistance, Russian authorities have been warned that radical American and Canadian homosexual activists intend to disrupt the winter Olympics in Russia. MassResistance attended the national homosexual journalists' meeting in Boston late last month and recorded an activist announcing plans, with specifics omitted in order to avoid tipping off the Russians.

What a detestable, utterly disrespectful thing these self-centered, sin-pushers want to do! This is the Olympics - a place of excellence - not some scummy gutter in a seedy part of San Francisco! These people would be guests of Russia, only to spit in Russia's face by broadcasting their perverse behavior. They would give the United States and Canada an ugly black eye if they succeeded in pulling off this despicable scheme.

While morally crippled leaders in America's government, military, corporate world, schools and media are insanely bowing before the altar of homofascism, Russian authorities have wisely recognized the danger inherent in homosexual behavior, and they want no part of homosexual propaganda aimed at the country's children; so they outlawed it, along with homosexual "pride" parades and paraphernalia like rainbow flags, which these American and Canadian homosexual activists plan to smuggle into Russia during the Olympics.

MassResistance recorded and transcribed part of the speech of Patrick Burke, who told those present at the homosexual journalists' convention about their plans to disrupt the winter Olympics.

These people are conspiring to break the laws of Russia in order to declare to the world that they despise anything that stands opposed to their unnatural, unhealthy, immoral behavior. They're trying to hijack the winter Olympics, to make it about them. It's not about them, and it never will be. It's about all the young athletes who have worked hard f ...


Homosexuals at the Winter Olympics? Noone tell Gina about the male figure skaters.
 
2013-12-04 06:57:49 AM
Try and see it from this woman's point of view. Everywhere she goes, everywhere she turns, all the men around here are mysteriously and, seemingly, spontaneously gay. Men she strikes up conversations with at the supermarket, the bookstore, Cabela's...whatever! At some point in the conversation they always - without prompting - just come right out and say "Well you know I'm gay and all, so.....yeah....bye!" Sometimes they even shout it out to her as she's walking down the street..."Hey, just so you know, I'm gay! Just wanted you to know that!" Worst of all, her own husband came out to her as gay....right as she was trying to initiate sex!

What else could explain this but the work of Satan?
 
2013-12-04 07:06:05 AM

jayhawk88: Try and see it from this woman's point of view. Everywhere she goes, everywhere she turns, all the men around here are mysteriously and, seemingly, spontaneously gay. Men she strikes up conversations with at the supermarket, the bookstore, Cabela's...whatever! At some point in the conversation they always - without prompting - just come right out and say "Well you know I'm gay and all, so.....yeah....bye!" Sometimes they even shout it out to her as she's walking down the street..."Hey, just so you know, I'm gay! Just wanted you to know that!"



Perfect line for a straight male to get out of the crazy radar.
Picture this, your minding your own business, sipping your coffee and then all of a sudden...

How YOU doin'

i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-04 07:10:00 AM

Mad_Radhu: plushpuppy: Do we get to choose the Christians we murder or just randomly assigned?

I just hope we get to use lions. Lions are cool.


You know the Lions will find a way to lose, unless the Christians sign Matt Flynn.
 
2013-12-04 07:11:05 AM

jayhawk88: Try and see it from this woman's point of view. Everywhere she goes, everywhere she turns, all the men around here are mysteriously and, seemingly, spontaneously gay. Men she strikes up conversations with at the supermarket, the bookstore, Cabela's...whatever! At some point in the conversation they always - without prompting - just come right out and say "Well you know I'm gay and all, so.....yeah....bye!" Sometimes they even shout it out to her as she's walking down the street..."Hey, just so you know, I'm gay! Just wanted you to know that!" Worst of all, her own husband came out to her as gay....right as she was trying to initiate sex!

What else could explain this but the work of Satan?


You imply that these men are lying. They are not. Exposure to her actually turns you gay, like some sort of Gorgon of fabulosity.
 
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