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2013-12-03 07:19:15 PM  
So socks are out.

How do you ladies feel about tasteful hip waders and a beekeeper outfit?
 
2013-12-03 07:23:36 PM  
6.  I wouldn't sleep with me, either.
 
2013-12-03 07:47:58 PM  

brap: So socks are out.

How do you ladies feel about tasteful hip waders and a beekeeper outfit?


At the same time?
 
2013-12-03 07:48:06 PM  
Sounds like any old reason would do for those sluts.
 
2013-12-03 07:48:25 PM  
1-4. It's too small.
5. And you're no fun anyway.
 
2013-12-03 07:50:29 PM  
Welcome to
Jamaica
Have
a nice
day
 
2013-12-03 07:50:37 PM  
Without reading the article...

1.) She's a woman
2.) She has the pussy, and there are guys out there with more money than you willing to give it to her in exchange
 
2013-12-03 07:50:47 PM  
Your partner cheats because they've given themselves permission to do so. The reasons are the ones that makes them the least directly culpable and more empowered. Consequently, these reasons are often just bullshiat and blame dodging.
 
2013-12-03 07:51:26 PM  
All bullshiat. Women cheat because their man no longer makes them feel like whatever mental image of themselves they carry around in their head.

Same reason men do it too.

We all have this mental narrative that is the story of our lives that we tell only ourselves and when reality flies in the face of that narrative we will take whatever steps are necessary to find best fit.
 
2013-12-03 07:51:34 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: brap: So socks are out.

How do you ladies feel about tasteful hip waders and a beekeeper outfit?

At the same time?


The hip waders are for you.
 
2013-12-03 07:52:29 PM  
...who the fark checks their smartphone during sex?!
 
2013-12-03 07:52:37 PM  
Yeah, well I'm sure as hell not wearing shoes without socks, so whatever...
 
2013-12-03 07:52:56 PM  
1. She's a self-absorbed biatch.
2. She's a self-absorbed biatch.
3. She's a self-absorbed biatch.
4. She's a self-absorbed biatch.
5. She's a self-absorbed biatch.
 
2013-12-03 07:54:19 PM  

LaurenAguilera: ...who the fark checks their smartphone during sex?!


Hey, I just wanted to know if my other gf got my sext!
 
2013-12-03 07:54:20 PM  
#1. You post on fark.
 
2013-12-03 07:54:30 PM  
1-5) you're attracted to worthless whores
 
2013-12-03 07:54:44 PM  

Quaker: 1. She's a self-absorbed biatch.
2. She's a self-absorbed biatch.
3. She's a self-absorbed biatch.
4. She's a self-absorbed biatch.
5. She's a self-absorbed biatch.


1.  She's a vapid whore
2.  She's a lying whore
3.  She's an evil coont
4.  She got a kid out of you now wants a divorce so she can live on child support and welfare instead of working
5.  All the above over and over
 
2013-12-03 07:54:51 PM  
So, let me guess this straight - victim blaming is cool if the victim is male.
 
2013-12-03 07:55:14 PM  

LaurenAguilera: ...who the fark checks their smartphone during sex?!


Uh, fitopia only offers those kinds of scores if you submit right away, duh!
 
2013-12-03 07:57:23 PM  
My guess is because your alphabet ends somewhere around the letter "G".

If only you could do a couple of alphabets and a roman numeral or two (or twenty) wouldn't hurt either.

Tell me again, why are you here?
 
2013-12-03 07:57:27 PM  
FTFA: "Another bad habit, being narcissistic, entails when men 'focus too much on the things only they like in bed,' and leave their partners in the cold."

So... demand fewer blowjobs?
 
2013-12-03 07:57:40 PM  
I predict this thread will be full of rational discussion and not a hint of misogyny.


Crap, too late.
 
2013-12-03 07:57:48 PM  

LaurenAguilera: ...who the fark checks their smartphone during sex?!


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-12-03 07:58:31 PM  
6. Because you read Fark.
 
2013-12-03 07:59:19 PM  

Sgt Oddball: FTFA: "Another bad habit, being narcissistic, entails when men 'focus too much on the things only they like in bed,' and leave their partners in the cold."

So... demand fewer blowjobs?


asking her to refill your scotch during the blowjob
 
2013-12-03 08:00:17 PM  
So, what are the things wives do that make their men go off and have sex with other women?

(if it is good for the goose it is good for the gander)
 
2013-12-03 08:00:19 PM  
I'm just saying, I guess, if he has enough time to check m.fark during, then he is definitely doing it wrong.

/A Skars would never do that, guys,
 
2013-12-03 08:01:16 PM  
Same story, replace "women" with "men" and the outrage would flow like a river of teeth-gnashing.
 
2013-12-03 08:01:46 PM  
Why did you post this drivel? I know this is TFD, but that is just bad.
 
2013-12-03 08:02:23 PM  

Prevailing Wind: All bullshiat. Women cheat because their man no longer makes them feel like whatever mental image of themselves they carry around in their head.

Same reason men do it too.

We all have this mental narrative that is the story of our lives that we tell only ourselves and when reality flies in the face of that narrative we will take whatever steps are necessary to find best fit.


That is it, exactly.

Most people never give up on the "fictional" version of themselves, and end up unhappy  and alone, especially as they get older.
 
2013-12-03 08:03:32 PM  

LaurenAguilera: ...who the fark checks their smartphone during sex?!


You have to make sure it's recording correctly.
 
2013-12-03 08:04:02 PM  
Oh, it's the main page - damn you smartphone! Makes sense now.
 
2013-12-03 08:04:03 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: tinfoil-hat maggie: brap: So socks are out.

How do you ladies feel about tasteful hip waders and a beekeeper outfit?

At the same time?

The hip waders are for you.


Heh, sexy, hope their the kind that come up like overalls ; )
 
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2013-12-03 08:04:33 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: brap: So socks are out.

How do you ladies feel about tasteful hip waders and a beekeeper outfit?

At the same time?


Only if the waders are crotchless.....

@-@        o_o
    ^
 
2013-12-03 08:04:42 PM  
i23.photobucket.com

Only looking out for his needs...
 
2013-12-03 08:06:31 PM  

bighairyguy: Sounds like any old reason would do for those sluts.


This. If you're reason are these things you're just fishing for reasons to justify why you're a slut.
 
2013-12-03 08:06:33 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Quaker: 1. She's a self-absorbed biatch.
2. She's a self-absorbed biatch.
3. She's a self-absorbed biatch.
4. She's a self-absorbed biatch.
5. She's a self-absorbed biatch.

1.  She's a vapid whore
2.  She's a lying whore
3.  She's an evil coont
4.  She got a kid out of you now wants a divorce so she can live on child support and welfare instead of working
5.  All the above over and over


QED
 
2013-12-03 08:06:38 PM  

fusillade762: LaurenAguilera: ...who the fark checks their smartphone during sex?!

You have to make sure it's recording correctly.


You get out of bed completely to go over to the tripod?!

Jesus, man.
 
2013-12-03 08:06:54 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: I predict this thread will be full of rational discussion and not a hint of misogyny.


Crap, too late.


Just like the article was full of irrational derp and misandry.
 
2013-12-03 08:07:47 PM  
well that's just fine as long as I get to watch

/pervy
 
2013-12-03 08:08:25 PM  
Speak for yourself, Subby.
 
2013-12-03 08:08:54 PM  
What's the over/under on this thread hitting 200+ posts?
 
2013-12-03 08:09:09 PM  

bingethinker: Needlessly Complicated: I predict this thread will be full of rational discussion and not a hint of misogyny.


Crap, too late.

Just like the article was full of irrational derp and misandry.


The article was by someone who works for an Ashley Madison rip off site.

Of course those women give shiatty reasons
 
2013-12-03 08:09:20 PM  

sugarhi: Oh, it's the main page - damn you smartphone! Makes sense now.


Relax I don't think they're contagious at this distance ; )
 
2013-12-03 08:09:32 PM  
Because she can
 
2013-12-03 08:11:10 PM  

Gyrfalcon: 1-4. It's too small.
5. And you're no fun anyway.


If his toy is too small just roll him over and bring out one of your toys ; )
 
2013-12-03 08:11:44 PM  
They forgot 'alcohol'. Big factor in the woman cheating.

Ran into an ex on her bachelorette party. Could have, she was very interested.

/should have, didn't.
/wouldn't want it done to me.
 
2013-12-03 08:11:58 PM  
What is so wrong with wearing socks during sex?  It's not like his feet are where the action is.
 
2013-12-03 08:12:04 PM  

LaurenAguilera: bingethinker: Needlessly Complicated: I predict this thread will be full of rational discussion and not a hint of misogyny.


Crap, too late.

Just like the article was full of irrational derp and misandry.

The article was by someone who works for an Ashley Madison rip off site.

Of course those women give shiatty reasons


Ashley Madison sounds like a 50 pounds overweight middle aged businesswoman.
 
2013-12-03 08:12:45 PM  

Omahawg: well that's just fine as long as I get to watch

/pervy


That's generally all I care about I mean I can take care of myself better than most others can.
 
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