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(The Consumerist)   The man who spearheaded Doritos Locos Tacos passes away at 41. His body will be cremated and sprinkled onto taco shells   (consumerist.com) divider line 87
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2013-12-03 07:18:06 PM
May he be cremated and wrapped in a casket.

Godspeed
 
2013-12-03 07:22:13 PM
His ashes will be snorted. Then you go out for tacos.
 
2013-12-03 07:22:14 PM
In b4 pictures of Sarah Palin.
 
2013-12-03 07:24:36 PM
So what caused his death?

/other than eating at Taco Bell
 
2013-12-03 07:24:51 PM
There's a lesson - sometimes eating healthy is a poor choice.  It would have been for him.
 
2013-12-03 07:25:25 PM

Jack_Knopf: So what caused his death?

/other than eating at Taco Bell


He'd been suffering for years from TNS
 
2013-12-03 07:26:32 PM
Will there be a 21-shart salute at the funeral?
 
2013-12-03 07:27:21 PM

Jack_Knopf: So what caused his death?

/other than eating at Taco Bell


Ah...link to USA Today says brain cancer.  Hate it for the family to lose someone on Thanksgiving.
 
2013-12-03 07:28:33 PM
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2013-12-03 07:29:11 PM

Jack_Knopf: So what caused his death?

/other than eating at Taco Bell


The roof of his mouth bled out from the chip edges.
 
2013-12-03 07:29:15 PM
Goodnight, Tacoman.  There ought to be a 'Real Men of Genius' in your honor.
 
2013-12-03 07:29:39 PM
imageshack.com
 
2013-12-03 07:30:17 PM
Why do people die on holidays. It's really farking inconsiderate.
 
2013-12-03 07:33:03 PM
It was Andrew WK's idea.  Ask him.
 
2013-12-03 07:33:06 PM
Todd is actually dead?

Got dammit Neitzsche, even when you're being driven mad with the syph, you're ALWAYS right.
 
2013-12-03 07:35:55 PM
i734.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-03 07:36:09 PM

Nick Nostril: [imageshack.com image 635x846]


Lover her, hate her, whatever...I'm off to download "Nailin' Pailen" now.
 
2013-12-03 07:38:04 PM

bronyaur1: There's a lesson - sometimes eating healthy is a poor choice.  It would have been for him.


The CFO of Chik-Fil-A heart-attacking to death a week after they refused service to a homosexual.

/divine justice
 
2013-12-03 07:42:01 PM

ftp.wi.net

R.I.P. Spearhead

 
2013-12-03 07:49:40 PM
Has anyone even bothered to eat this taco? Is it actually any good? What about that 5lbs of steak or whatever steak thing they sell?

/I've only eaten taco bell once in past 10 years, the volcano taco was a nice change, but the meat is still crap I prefer real ground beef
 
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2013-12-03 07:51:11 PM
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2013-12-03 07:51:44 PM
It's probably not taco related, but I really want to know what this guy died from.
 
2013-12-03 07:53:31 PM
At some Taco Bell Drive-thru...

Order taker> "Weckumtacobayuhcanitakyerawduh?"
Customer> "Hello?  Yes?  When I die, I'd like to have my body cremated and sprinkled over taco shells"

Order taker> "I don't know what he said, so I'll just give him a tortilla with beans, cheese, and sour creme in it."
 
2013-12-03 07:54:17 PM

berylman: It's probably not taco related, but I really want to know what this guy died from.


I want to know how many tacos they can make using the meat from his body.
 
2013-12-03 07:56:41 PM

Misconduc: Has anyone even bothered to eat this taco? Is it actually any good? What about that 5lbs of steak or whatever steak thing they sell?

/I've only eaten taco bell once in past 10 years, the volcano taco was a nice change, but the meat is still crap I prefer real ground beef


I believe they've sold over 1 billion dollars worth of them. And I also think their taco filling is around 85% ground beef.

/never had one.
 
2013-12-03 07:57:17 PM

Misconduc: Has anyone even bothered to eat this taco? Is it actually any good? What about that 5lbs of steak or whatever steak thing they sell?

/I've only eaten taco bell once in past 10 years, the volcano taco was a nice change, but the meat is still crap I prefer real ground beef


The volcano line is my favorite. They'll even give you a little side of volcano sauce if you ask nicely.
 
2013-12-03 07:58:01 PM
At least he dedicated his life to a cause that will better all of mankind.
 
2013-12-03 07:59:38 PM

Feel_the_velvet: At some Taco Bell Drive-thru...

Order taker> "Weckumtacobayuhcanitakyerawduh?"
Customer> "Hello?  Yes?  When I die, I'd like to have my body cremated and sprinkled over taco shells"

Order taker> "I don't know what he said, so I'll just give him a tortilla with beans, cheese, and sour creme in it."


splitsider.com
It's all basically the same stuff.
 
2013-12-03 08:05:06 PM

NightSteel: Goodnight, Tacoman. There ought to be a 'Real Men of Genius' in your honor.


Wish I had the musical skills to write one. I'm no fan of commercials but love all of those. Someone was nice enough to upload them all to youtube.
 
2013-12-03 08:11:03 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Misconduc: Has anyone even bothered to eat this taco? Is it actually any good? What about that 5lbs of steak or whatever steak thing they sell?

/I've only eaten taco bell once in past 10 years, the volcano taco was a nice change, but the meat is still crap I prefer real ground beef

The volcano line is my favorite. They'll even give you a little side of volcano sauce if you ask nicely.


The Dorito shell works, but I agree that the Volcano line is better.  I'll eat Taco Bell once a year so I don't forget why I only eat it once a year.

/only fast food that makes me sweat four hours after eating, and nasty toilet time five hours after eating.  Must be the "flavor powder."
 
2013-12-03 08:12:49 PM
The Doritos Locos Taco doesn't taste like either Doritos or a Taco.  The only thing appropriate about the name is that you have to be at least partially loco to eat one (or anything at Taco Bell)
 
2013-12-03 08:25:47 PM
Taco bell is the shiat, I don't know what y'alls problems with it is.
 
2013-12-03 08:28:16 PM
Amateurs...the trick is to hold it as long as possible and then get to the toilet right as you're about to assplode.  Get it all done in one
 
2013-12-03 08:28:37 PM
Why anybody would spear-head 41 tacos is beyond me.  Whatever, though; he knew the risks.
 
2013-12-03 08:29:18 PM

astouffer: NightSteel: Goodnight, Tacoman. There ought to be a 'Real Men of Genius' in your honor.

Wish I had the musical skills to write one. I'm no fan of commercials but love all of those. Someone was nice enough to upload them all to youtube.


They were better when it was "Real American Heros". Just another example of the terrorists victory on 9/11.
 
2013-12-03 08:29:21 PM

abhorrent1: Why do people die on holidays. It's really farking inconsiderate.


Christmas Eve, 1999, my grandmother passed after deciding two months before that she did not want anymore chemotherapy. In a way, I think that's what she wanted for Christmas.
 
2013-12-03 08:29:59 PM
Ya know what? Fark him. Because of him, they got rid of the volcano tacos and now only have the fiery locos taco. The volcano sauce rocked and I got that shiat on everything. Now they don't have it anymore.

/Now those taco holders that come with the locos tacos farking rock and they should use them for all hard tacos
 
2013-12-03 08:32:05 PM

Nabb1: abhorrent1: Why do people die on holidays. It's really farking inconsiderate.

Christmas Eve, 1999, my grandmother passed after deciding two months before that she did not want anymore chemotherapy. In a way, I think that's what she wanted for Christmas.


My great-grandmother went Christmas day. Seven days later (yep, that's New Years), we got a call that great-grandpa passed away too.

/Had 3 other relatives die on holidays the next year
//Easter, St. Patricks, and July 4th
 
2013-12-03 08:33:46 PM

cheap_thoughts: Taco bell is the shiat, I don't know what y'alls problems with it is.


It's got its own unique flavor.  EVERYTHING tastes like Taco Bell.  And it's not a particularly amazing flavor.

That said, I do eat it a few times a year, and it doesn't give me the shiats.
 
2013-12-03 08:35:20 PM

scottydoesntknow: Ya know what? Fark him. Because of him, they got rid of the volcano tacos and now only have the fiery locos taco. The volcano sauce rocked and I got that shiat on everything. Now they don't have it anymore.



I concur. Was eating there twice a week, only been back once since they discontinued them.
 
2013-12-03 08:37:39 PM

Champion of the Sun: scottydoesntknow: Ya know what? Fark him. Because of him, they got rid of the volcano tacos and now only have the fiery locos taco. The volcano sauce rocked and I got that shiat on everything. Now they don't have it anymore.


I concur. Was eating there twice a week, only been back once since they discontinued them.


The best thing they had on the menu was their fajitas.  Those were delicious.
 
2013-12-03 08:46:31 PM

cheap_thoughts: Taco bell is the shiat, I don't know what y'alls problems with it is.


THIS

used to get 10-packs of soft-shelled tacos (for like 3 or 4 bucks), handfuls of FIRE sauce, and a case of Molson Ice.
 
2013-12-03 09:02:21 PM

Feel_the_velvet: At some Taco Bell Drive-thru...

Order taker> "Weckumtacobayuhcanitakyerawduh?"
Customer> "Hello?  Yes?  When I die, I'd like to have my body cremated and sprinkled over taco shells"

Order taker> "I don't know what he said, so I'll just give him a tortilla with beans, cheese, and sour creme in it."


Cracked did a Photoshop contest on "truth in advertising" a while back one of the top entries was a shot of a taco bell drive thru board.

All of the product names were replaced with variations of "tortilla meat cheese"

Tortilla meat cheese
Tortilla cheese meat
Tortilla cheese tortilla meat

Etc etc.

/csb!
 
2013-12-03 09:03:03 PM

scottydoesntknow: Nabb1: abhorrent1: Why do people die on holidays. It's really farking inconsiderate.

Christmas Eve, 1999, my grandmother passed after deciding two months before that she did not want anymore chemotherapy. In a way, I think that's what she wanted for Christmas.

My great-grandmother went Christmas day. Seven days later (yep, that's New Years), we got a call that great-grandpa passed away too.

/Had 3 other relatives die on holidays the next year
//Easter, St. Patricks, and July 4th




My great uncle who had Alzheimer's ran out if his nursing home and froze to death on Christmas Eve.
 
2013-12-03 09:11:45 PM

Misconduc: Has anyone even bothered to eat this taco? Is it actually any good? What about that 5lbs of steak or whatever steak thing they sell?

/I've only eaten taco bell once in past 10 years, the volcano taco was a nice change, but the meat is still crap I prefer real ground beef


No, no one has eaten it.

/suposably you can order an chili cheese burrito as an off menu item
 
2013-12-03 09:14:50 PM
Del Taco > Taco Bell
 
2013-12-03 09:23:58 PM
His body ever preserved by salt.
/Ack!
 
2013-12-03 09:26:47 PM

ski9600: suposably


No.
 
2013-12-03 09:27:23 PM
Paul Walker spearheaded Doritos tacos?
 
2013-12-03 09:33:12 PM
For cheap food made with mostly filler? Damn fine.

Godspeed good man, may the Stoners give you a 21 bong salute.
 
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