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(USA Today)   Brett Favre will be coaching in the Mississippi state football championship Friday night. The team's best play is 38 X-Ray Vegas 24 Slot Rocket Close Your Eyes, Throw the Ball Over That Way and See What Happens   (usatoday.com) divider line 22
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2013-12-03 04:38:06 PM  
"Who knows if I'll do it next year," said Favre, who is in his second year coaching at the high school. "I really don't know. It's been a lot of fun. I enjoy it, it's easy and it's not too time-consuming."

Will he be back or won't he?

Holy shiat, FARK YOU.
 
2013-12-03 05:37:22 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: Will he be back or won't he?


First he will, then he won't, then he will, then he won't, then he will, then he won't...
 
2013-12-03 05:45:01 PM  

buckeyebrain: tallguywithglasseson: Will he be back or won't he?

First he will, then he won't, then he will, then he won't, then he will, then he won't...


To be fair, after all the hits he has taken he probably won't even be the first to know....
 
2013-12-03 05:47:24 PM  
But above all, just make sure you're really havin' fun out there.
 
2013-12-03 05:48:25 PM  

GQueue: But above all, just make sure you're really havin' fun out there.


Be a gunslinger.
 
2013-12-03 05:56:02 PM  

buckeyebrain: GQueue: But above all, just make sure you're really havin' fun out there.

Be a gunslinger.


And for god's sake do not send any text messages to the team manager.
 
2013-12-03 06:02:41 PM  

Super Chronic: buckeyebrain: GQueue: But above all, just make sure you're really havin' fun out there.

Be a gunslinger.

And for god's sake do not send any text messages to the team manager.


I've often wondered, if he's "like a kid out there", does that make his wife a pedophile?
 
2013-12-03 06:04:17 PM  
skrame.com

Well, it's great, but a man's gotta know when to walk away...
 
2013-12-03 06:17:35 PM  
Bravo, subby!


/GO PACKERS!
//next year...
 
2013-12-03 06:43:01 PM  
Will his pregame speech be "Just go play like kids having fun" ?
 
2013-12-03 07:01:02 PM  
The team's best play is 38 X-Ray Vegas 24 Slot Rocket Close Your Eyes, Throw the Ball Over That Way and See What Happens

Or as they call it in the SEC, "Why we should jump Ohio State...."
 
rka
2013-12-03 07:02:09 PM  
Why not Spider 2 Y Banana?
 
2013-12-03 09:54:38 PM  
Woohoo! Golden wave. Tupelo's my alma mater and this is the first time they've been to state in years. Proud of them.
 
2013-12-03 10:36:15 PM  
How long before Favre is hired by Southern Miss?
 
2013-12-03 10:42:13 PM  

RickyWilliams'sBong: The team's best play is 38 X-Ray Vegas 24 Slot Rocket Close Your Eyes, Throw the Ball Over That Way and See What Happens

Or as they call it in the SEC, "Why we should jump Ohio State...."


Complete thread-switch, but I honestly don't think the B1G is that much worse than the SEC this year. First, the division is two teams larger, so there's more likely to be more good teams.. but

OSU = Bama
Mich State = Auburn
Wisconsin = South Caronlina
Iowa = Mizzou (seriously. 5 B1G teams beat Indiana worse than Mizzou, and Iowa lost to the top three)

The last two will probably be bowl matchups, so we'll see.
 
2013-12-03 11:16:10 PM  

aintnuttintofarkwith: Complete thread-switch, but I honestly don't think the B1G is that much worse than the SEC this year. First, the division is two teams larger, so there's more likely to be more good teams.. but

OSU = Bama
Mich State = Auburn
Wisconsin = South Caronlina


Well, since you're 0/3...

aintnuttintofarkwith: Iowa = Mizzou


Why not make it 0/4? Oh, and TWO B1G teams beat Indiana by more than Mizzou - Wisconsin and Ohio State. Of course, differentiating between a 45-28 win and a 42-28 win is kinda stupid anyway, but if you're going to make stupid arguments, at least be accurate about it.
 
2013-12-03 11:20:11 PM  
if brett released his own cheese brand, i wonder what it would be like
 
2013-12-03 11:58:19 PM  

Jatybe: Woohoo! Golden wave. Tupelo's my alma mater and this is the first time they've been to state in years. Proud of them.


USP Alum here -- good luck. Keep the championship in the north.

/So glad it's Tupelo and not Olive Branch!
 
2013-12-04 12:42:01 AM  

IAmRight: aintnuttintofarkwith: Complete thread-switch, but I honestly don't think the B1G is that much worse than the SEC this year. First, the division is two teams larger, so there's more likely to be more good teams.. but

OSU = Bama
Mich State = Auburn
Wisconsin = South Caronlina

Well, since you're 0/3...

aintnuttintofarkwith: Iowa = Mizzou

Why not make it 0/4? Oh, and TWO B1G teams beat Indiana by more than Mizzou - Wisconsin and Ohio State. Of course, differentiating between a 45-28 win and a 42-28 win is kinda stupid anyway, but if you're going to make stupid arguments, at least be accurate about it.


What?? I admit it's a lame argument until bowl season but.. You're dumb dude go back to 2nd grade math.
 
2013-12-04 02:41:04 AM  

aintnuttintofarkwith: IAmRight: aintnuttintofarkwith: Complete thread-switch, but I honestly don't think the B1G is that much worse than the SEC this year. First, the division is two teams larger, so there's more likely to be more good teams.. but

OSU = Bama
Mich State = Auburn
Wisconsin = South Caronlina

Well, since you're 0/3...

aintnuttintofarkwith: Iowa = Mizzou

Why not make it 0/4? Oh, and TWO B1G teams beat Indiana by more than Mizzou - Wisconsin and Ohio State. Of course, differentiating between a 45-28 win and a 42-28 win is kinda stupid anyway, but if you're going to make stupid arguments, at least be accurate about it.

What?? I admit it's a lame argument until bowl season but.. You're dumb dude go back to 2nd grade math.


Wait, what?  Are you looking at the same schedule as I am?  Missouri beat Indiana by 17 points (45-28).  Indiana only lost five games in Big Ten play.  The scores of these five games were 42-28, 63-47, 42-39, 51-3, and 42-14.  By my count, only two of those teams beat Indiana by more than 17 points.  So either you're thinking of a different team or you're using some strange math where 42 minus 39 is greater than 17.  Even if it was true, you admit that it is a stupid argument to begin with.  The fark?

Also, how did a discussion about Brett Farve become a Auburn/Ohio State discussion anyways?  Is everyone that riled up about which team gets to get crushed by FSU?
 
2013-12-04 06:35:21 AM  

tallguywithglasseson: "Who knows if I'll do it next year," said Favre, who is in his second year coaching at the high school. "I really don't know. It's been a lot of fun. I enjoy it, it's easy and it's not too time-consuming."

Will he be back or won't he?

Holy shiat, FARK YOU.


He was Tim Tebow before Tim Tebow was cool!
 
2013-12-04 05:06:45 PM  
I thought that "38 X-Ray Vegas 24 Slot Rocket Close Your Eyes, Throw the Ball Over That Way and See What Happens" was Rex Grossman's play.
 
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