Langdon Alger: funny how they called the cops about this but would probably pay no mind to a dead homeless person on the sidewalk.
Day_Old_Dutchie: But what about your drunk girlfriend?[s22.postimg.org image 450x270]
BitwiseShift: This is why you never throw a mannequin in the trash after spilling ketchup on it.
ga362: One halloween I (and my staff at the time) put on a haunted house. One of the attractions was crawling through a tunnel made of cardboard. I went to a butcher and procured several organs, heart, guts and generally disgusting stuff. I would occasionally grab a handful and pitch it down the tunnel for the patrons to crawl through. Anyway when it was over I gathered up the disgusting stuff, put it in a box, with packing foam (ghost turds), taped it shut and even put an address label on it and threw it in our parking lot. It was gone after about an hour. To this day my imagination is working on who picked it up and what they did when they opened it.
WelldeadLink: SPOILER ALERT ABOUT BAMBI!
Day_Old_Dutchie: WelldeadLink: SPOILER ALERT ABOUT BAMBI!Bambi doesn't make it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wUdetAAlY(Props to Marv Newland)
DubtodaIll: I don't know what it is but I laugh uncontrollably at "worst taxidermy" pictures.
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