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(New York Magazine)   Maybe a sidewalk garbage can in the middle of a big city is not the best place to dispose of a taxidermied Bambi   (nymag.com) divider line 41
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2013-12-03 04:10:13 PM
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-12-03 04:10:23 PM
Lulz.
 
2013-12-03 04:11:15 PM
Just come out here to Jersey and throw it by the side of the road with the rest of them.
 
2013-12-03 04:11:49 PM
ha!

i would have laughed until my pants fell down if i saw that in a sidewalk trashcan.
 
2013-12-03 04:12:13 PM
I assure you that this picture is 100% genuine, and has not been altered in any way.

www.thejump.net
 
2013-12-03 04:12:42 PM
I don't know what it is but I laugh uncontrollably at "worst taxidermy" pictures.
 
2013-12-03 04:14:27 PM
pixel.nymag.com

Is that thing trying to punch the clown?
 
2013-12-03 04:14:41 PM
Damnit, that was my art instillation.

I was trying to express the transitory nature of the holidays.
 
2013-12-03 04:16:47 PM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-03 04:21:12 PM
I'll post the obvious one

i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-03 04:21:52 PM
So Chuck Testa moved to New York?
 
2013-12-03 04:22:51 PM
I can't believe they called the cops over this.  Do you call 911 every time you see a couch?
 
2013-12-03 04:23:20 PM
Banksy already left town, though, right?
 
2013-12-03 04:23:30 PM
 What kind of pants was the son of a b-- who shot you wearing?
 
2013-12-03 04:24:12 PM
That is one bad taxidermy.
 
2013-12-03 04:26:12 PM
funny how they called the cops about this but would probably pay no mind to a dead homeless person on the sidewalk.
 
2013-12-03 04:27:02 PM
But what about your drunk girlfriend?

s22.postimg.org
 
msP [TotalFark]
2013-12-03 04:27:43 PM
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day and I don't know why...
 
2013-12-03 04:33:38 PM

Langdon Alger: funny how they called the cops about this but would probably pay no mind to a dead homeless person on the sidewalk.

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If the deer was just laying next to a wall with a sign asking for money nobody would pay attention to it either, but you go and prop up a dead homeless man in a garbage can like that and all of a sudden people care.
 
2013-12-03 04:33:52 PM
Oh noes!! Deer are cute and pretty.

/You'll get over it.
//There was a taxidermy place on my way to work. Had to walk past that place twice a day for three years till the owner passed away and it was renovated. Creepy as fark.
///Try the venison.
 
2013-12-03 04:49:00 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: But what about your drunk girlfriend?

[s22.postimg.org image 450x270]


SOmebody done tossed out a perfectly good white girl.
 
2013-12-03 04:59:55 PM
I wonder how many New Yorkers thought it was a large dog.  I'm just kidding you dazzling urbane-nites, I'm sure you can tell the difference.
 
2013-12-03 05:00:55 PM
If I throw it out on the street it's littering, if I throw it in the garbage the cops get called.

Just can't win today.
 
2013-12-03 05:02:36 PM
www.badtaxidermy.com
 
2013-12-03 05:17:17 PM
 
2013-12-03 05:37:02 PM
you expect Santa to take a busted a reindeer all the way back to the north pole to get rid of it?  Come on people.
 
2013-12-03 05:43:52 PM
One halloween I (and my staff at the time) put on a haunted house. One of the attractions was crawling through a tunnel made of cardboard. I went to a butcher and procured several organs, heart, guts and generally disgusting stuff. I would occasionally grab a handful and pitch it down the tunnel for the patrons to crawl through. Anyway when it was over I gathered up the disgusting stuff, put it in a box, with packing foam (ghost turds), taped it shut and even put an address label on it and threw it in our parking lot. It was gone after about an hour. To this day my imagination is working on who picked it up and what they did when they opened it.
 
2013-12-03 05:50:33 PM
SPOILER ALERT ABOUT BAMBI!
 
2013-12-03 05:58:59 PM
This is why you never throw a mannequin in the trash after spilling ketchup on it.
 
2013-12-03 06:17:47 PM

BitwiseShift: This is why you never throw a mannequin in the trash after spilling ketchup on it.


Hmmm. There IS a mannequin store here in town. I may have to change my weekend plans now...
 
2013-12-03 06:52:24 PM

ga362: One halloween I (and my staff at the time) put on a haunted house. One of the attractions was crawling through a tunnel made of cardboard. I went to a butcher and procured several organs, heart, guts and generally disgusting stuff. I would occasionally grab a handful and pitch it down the tunnel for the patrons to crawl through. Anyway when it was over I gathered up the disgusting stuff, put it in a box, with packing foam (ghost turds), taped it shut and even put an address label on it and threw it in our parking lot. It was gone after about an hour. To this day my imagination is working on who picked it up and what they did when they opened it.


Your jib.
I like the cut of it.
 
2013-12-03 07:04:45 PM
An LED sign or cardboard box brings out the bomb squad, but a stuffed deer... nothing suspicious here?
 
2013-12-03 07:12:04 PM
This happened at my junior high school when I was a kid, but someone thought it was a dead dog. Actually a taxidermed wolf that was torn up by a dog. I saw it before the fuzz showed up. I had mentioned that the wooden stand it was on was a dead giveaway, but the adults in charge flipped anyways.
 
2013-12-03 07:33:19 PM
New Yorkers are some pussies, huh?
 
2013-12-03 07:47:51 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-12-03 07:57:16 PM
This means that pedestrians who are just trying to have a normal day will be confronted with the creepy sight of a motionless ruminant mammal

Yes, that will be their exact mental process.  Damn ruminant mamals!

/hipster
 
2013-12-03 08:11:10 PM

WelldeadLink: SPOILER ALERT ABOUT BAMBI!


Bambi doesn't make it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wUdetAAlY

(Props to Marv Newland)
 
2013-12-03 08:33:47 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: WelldeadLink: SPOILER ALERT ABOUT BAMBI!

Bambi doesn't make it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wUdetAAlY

(Props to Marv Newland)


Props to Mr and Mrs Newland, executive producers of Marv Newland ( didn't need to click the link :) )
 
2013-12-03 08:43:26 PM
Eh, good a place as any.
 
2013-12-04 08:33:39 AM

DubtodaIll: I don't know what it is but I laugh uncontrollably at "worst taxidermy" pictures.


http://io9.com/the-worlds-most-awkward-taxidermy-509470092

http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2012/09/the-20-worst-pieces-of-terrible- ta xidermy/

/you're welcome.
 
2013-12-04 10:19:00 AM
A taxidermist doesn't "taxiderm" dead animals, rendering them "taxidermied".  He mounts them. Or, more colloquially, he stuffs them.

\Pet peeve.
\\In spite of the Beavis and Butthead-esque snickering.
\\\City Slickers.
 
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